Thread 713348763 - /v/ [Archived: 875 hours ago]

Shil
6/22/2025, 4:37:33 PM No.713348763
nintendo
nintendo
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WOW! This is LITERALLY the game of the year!
>this game has x
I'M SOLD!
At first, I was a hater like you, but when x was revealed, it became clear to me that this game is going to top the sales charts.
The shelves are empty at my local shartmart after x was revealed.
Cry harder snoys, 11/10 game on IGN +2 points for the Nintendo bonus. Could this perhaps be the greatest game ever invented?
Anybody criticizing this game is clearly living in poverty, because everybody in the world who can afford this $90 game wants to buy it, and the ONLY people in the entire world who didn't buy this game, are poor, and that's the ONLY reason they didn't buy it, because they are poor, and NOT because the game is bad.

Like you either bought this game or you are poor, that is the new legal definition of poverty, whether or not you own this video game.

I cannot wait until Nintendo Game 2 comes out. I've sunken over 100 hours in this game with my bros, using the new GameChat (TM) feature and it was a blast.

I cannot stress how much you are a pathetic loser poor incel if you did not purchase this game and get the day one DLC bundle for $170 dollars.

Like I wasn't even going to buy a Switch 2 but ever since "Nintendo Game #3709" came out I boughted 2 switch 2s one for me and one for my wife's boyfriend. Lol.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:39:42 PM No.713348907
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>>713348763 (OP)
Holy mindbroken
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:40:23 PM No.713348943
I'M HAVING A BLAST
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:40:34 PM No.713348950
I hope Minecraft gets a Switch 2 enhancement please please please please
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:41:16 PM No.713349000
Op is mad about people liking things again
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:41:21 PM No.713349005
I’m having a blast!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:41:50 PM No.713349042
>>713348763 (OP)
You should exaggerate more. Otherwise your posts will be indistinguishable from a regular Nintendo fan.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:42:17 PM No.713349070
the game isn't even out yet and you're already this anally devastated
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:51:48 PM No.713349625
Posts like these are an easy gauge for telling how well a game is going to do at release.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:53:53 PM No.713349753
>>713348763 (OP)
you can hear the steam coming out of anon's ears as he typed this post.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:00:27 PM No.713350135
>>713348763 (OP)
this nigga tweaking because of a videogame monkey, holy pathetic
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:03:39 PM No.713350306
nin
nin
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>>713349625
nintendochads won and it's eating OP inside
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:41 PM No.713350350
nin2
nin2
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>>713350306
total nintendo domination
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:06:14 PM No.713350436
>>713348763 (OP)
Reminder tendies spam buy an ad in non nintendo threads and think every thread praising a non nintendo game is a shill
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:10:25 PM No.713350679
>>713348763 (OP)
Based
Nintendies SEETHING