Thread 713353964

Join the lobby assholes! Let's kill! Kill! KILL!

Room ID:Y4R 938

Let's goo
Joining

I have work but I'll be on around 8 this evening... PST...

>>713354771
I'll make a new lobby JUST for you at 11pm est PSTChad if there's not one up then.

mario shart

>>713353964 (OP)
reminder there's a slightly updated version of this OP pic

>>713355329
Noted

>>713355353
It's not fair, where's baby Daisy?

3/24

>>713355858
Are you adding some CPUs?

>>713355891
I didn’t decide the rules. Just letting people know how many are in the lobby to hopefully get some more people in

BLUE GANG

5/24

>>713356218
RED GANG. PWNY's gonna carry kek.

BLUE
GANG

"PWNY's gonna ca-ACK!!!"

GG.

I fucked everything up hot damn

I'm coming. I'm expanding my dong on a lobster.

DEMOCRATS WIN!!!

EZ

>Zoom Buggy
>Koopa in his all-terrain costume
>Yellow and Green 1-Up sticker
Name a more aesthetic combo.

How am I supposed to win if NiggerHARIS keeps hitting me, his OWN TEAMMATE!?!?

Sex with Peach while Mario watches.

>>713357753
lol I thought I only hit you once and it was on accident

>>713357791
Fine, but only cuz he asked.

>>713357661
pro racer toad in the standard kart

Is the room still open?

I went back to mario kart 8

>>713357943
Yes

I LOVE DEMOCRACY

>>713357661
Mario cosplaying as the racer from excitebike.

Evil evil backspammers

I'm sorry TSP, I HAD to. You're so good tho, nice shit.

That was some unlucky timing for TSP with that blue shell. You were only in first for like 5 seconds when it hit you lol

I have come to reclaim last place once again

>>713358841
When life gives you coins in second
You take the L
Gg

>>713358892
Dumb bimbo!

TSP had so many options this time, triple red shells didn't mean shit
Base luckshitter.

Blue might be op idk

>>713353964 (OP)
Why are you barely sentient retarded cattle voting for intermission tracks?

>Swoop unlocked
Nice

>>713359841
Grats
I still need that bird with the long neck

>>713359841
Same. It was about time

>played a lightweight in MK8DX even though it was bad
>immediately defaulted to Parabiddy in the baby blooper
>now that's the sweatmeta 80% of random lobbies run
Do I journey in search of a new main or stand my ground and use it regardless?

Gonna have a snack be back later

I got knocked out immediately

>>713360005
I like how every time someone criticizes the balancing in this game they just say it’s supposed to be a fun party game, who cares. And then every online lobby is just the “most optimal” build that they found from online guides

Dead game.

>>713360461
In MK8DX it was just the Japs who were meta slaves. What happened?

>>713360491
this desu

Feelin’ bad for that one anon trying for rocky wrench given he showed up on that first stretch

Fuck you, Candy, I hit you on my screen

>>713360654
what vr/lounge did you play in? at high ranks everyone used meta world wide

>>713360964
Just regular casual racing

I missed like 5 item boxes that race

>rambler shooting all three red shells behind him
11th suits you right

If I leave will some1 else auto takeover as host? I wanna get a nap in.

FUCK YOU BLUE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAAM

GGs blu team.

We got to the 300's blue brothers

>>713361648
I'm the host peeps, yay or nay? I'm just trying to find out

>>713362025
It will be fine

>>713362073
K, thanks every1! Good fucking games! I had a blast!

>>713362316
Later!

Why is thread made at 12pm est

>>713362521
its ok we got 12 peeps playing

>>713362521
Some of us are EU

>wii rr playing
holy anime opening

Ok, I've joined. Now get in.

>>713362813
live in a real country

>>713362521
Because I don't work today and wanna play fucking Mario kart. KYS double nigger the world doesn't revolve around you.

>picked boo cinema just for the chance of unlocking peepa
>kamek turned me into chuck instead
i hate this

>starman as peach wins on the level about peach
stay classy asswipe

>>713363154
You gotta do an intermission track heading to or away from boo cinema for peepa unlock

Ggs

>>713359873
conkdor
and go to the desert.

Who keeps pushing me? I'm trying to get a good photo with Peach.

>>713363678
Intermission only or a 3 lap?

>>713363262
I did you dummy

I got time to waste so imma go live
Filename @ tv

Well nobody got the fucking kamek item so no peepa for us

>>713363262
no you don't.
boo cinema its gives it.
I got mine on a vs race there literally 5ft from the finish line. had to come to a full stop even to ensure kamek reached me.

>>713363830
literally doesn't matter.
desert hills, shy guy bizarre. an intermission.
any are good

I hate Chinese levels

>got triple mushrooms for that final shortcut
>bounce off some fucks head and get launched out of bounds
I HATE WATER I HATE WATER

Do some people not realize they can press + and vote on the standard layout of tracks instead of the intermission version?

16/24

>>713364498
I like intermissions

Thanks for not target shocking me into the lava on my last shortcut

I still don’t understand wall riding

not picking beach candy?
you feeling okay?

>>713364498
I do but sometimes I like doing the intermission tracks cause they're different

just found out you can get rid of your boomerang if it happens to hit a bullet bill

>>713364498
Intermissions are based though.
cry more nigger.
Where were you fags back on 8dx to whine about the boring shits voting on donut plains3, yoshi circuit or other bland shit tracks? or the 50% average of random?

>>713364736
>>713364862
I moreso mention it since I've seen in other non-Mario Kart threads spreading misinfo about random being the only way to choose standard track laps rather than intermissions.

>>713365032
or a star. or a mega shroom. or lots of other things.

Fuck off rambler

Got the character from sunshine unlocked. All I need now is the bird and ghost.

Got cataquack!

>didn’t break through the box on speedway
Went from 1st to last place cause of that fuckin cool dude

>>713365825
your welcome, i got the kamek orb in 4th

I was able to hit the fat jew multiple times this race. I won

>>713364498
I always pick intermission tracks because
It upsets you.

golden shells should be impossible to get last lap

Rambler you're a lucky faggot. Kill yourself

Can we kick rambler he's not making it fun

>>713365603
cataquack*
you need desert zones and boo cinema.

Crazy that how the more people join, the worse it gets to play. Thanks Nintendo

Is this nigger rambler just lucky or what?

Almost done.

I love Peach Stadium, but it doesn't love me

Man, how is it possible that you can be around 1st the entire race and then get shoved near dead last at the end of the last lap?

>>713366204
Idk why you and the other anon are acting as if I'm upset by intermissions. I just wanted to see how many people actually realize this since there is a misinfo spread around how you can pick tracks and intermissions. Don't get so defensive. Sheesh.

Going for a walk
>>713365603
I love Isabelle
>>713366556
Nice!

Im having breakfast but I'd like to join later

rambler is speed hacking

>>713366556
Lame peach fag

How the fuck does rambler do it

>>713366556
I prefer old image sorry

Yellow keks

>>713366658
She's the best! Whoever is cataquack and islander that was hanging in the back I feel your struggle. I drift too much in these races..

>Pianta letting me boost off them
BASED

holding the power of shock feels like im god

blue team is STACKED

>get lightning
>”alright, last item box…”
>coin block
>everyone with mushrooms whizzes by
>19th
I WAS FRONTRUNNING THE WHOLE RACE

Rambler tell us your secrets

poor rosie got blue'd at the end, lol !

>>713367864
I got twice a golden shell so I kinda feel you

Going to hop out for a little bit. Need to go get food. Good luck yellow team.

Yellow is a lonely color

Ok next one only 2 teams
Piss team in shambles

whoever threw that green in last place ruined my plan with the shock...

Get blue'd

Truth is it was rigged from the start

>>713355494
Candy niggas b like

When you do blue teams, add coms to fill out the roster

>>713369196
Kys red nigger cope with the fact nobody wants to join your shitty team

Red team I'm gonna need you to step it up

Is the red team even trying...

I'm glad I'm a blue chad

19/24

>rambler is gone
>game is fun again
Finally.

rambler post vr

>knowing anybody by name
shiggy

>>713370349
>>713370381
why are we calling out specific racers?

>>713369478
Also randomize the teams next time

FUCK YOU STARMAN WITH THAT

BlueCHADS ww@

>>713370409
Because some of you are massive cock sucking sweaty faggots that ruin the game for others.

>>713370737
Name just three

Blue domination

>>713370737
so punch a wall and hit them with a shell faggot nobody cares

fun > winning
Mario Kart

>Rail grind
>counts as out of bounds
Bullshit

>>713370849
Hundred percent this.

Imagine being on yellow right now... couldn't be me.

reminder to bully all greenfags

IMAGINE BEING TEAM PISS
KEK

>>713370849
Me using the worst cars in the game simply because they look cool

>>713370849
ok coomer

>>713370849
Winning = fun

*cough* you /v/ros are too good......

I'm getting FUCKED

Redfags, what are you doing? Just watched waluigi run over his own teammates with mega shroom

>lobby full please wait
>press Okay

>booted back to main menu
What the fuck or do I actually wait on that prompt?
Is anyone streaming

>>713371375
Anon are you okay

>>713371409
Open wide, anon

That shock gave me a huge lead thanks

I’m forced to carry all you pissed-colored freaks and we’re STILL losing

>>713359560
I like intermission tracks, and it gets boring to just play the same tracks over and over again.

why is yellow so cursed?

>>713364498
Not only that, it also allows you to pick specific intermissions. So when you want to go to Rainbow Road, you should instead select Peach Stadium and pick the bottom-most option (to Rainbow Road), that way you get the kino intro instead of just starting on Rainbow Road itself.

REDBROS

>>713371810
I got u tsp, yeehaw

>>713371442
Someone posted theirs above. I'm streaming too: yuzukisensei

>1 point difference
wew

greenchad comeback inc

>FINALLY got peepa
And with that I now got all the mooks. Thanks for the kamek

whoever brought out kamek for peepa, you are based

>>713371442
You need to re-attempt again and again. Waiting doesn't make you auto-join as far as I'm aware.

fuck, somebody rage quit so I can join

>>713372237
I'll leave bud

WHAT'D I SAY
GREEN DISCORD

I'm pretty sure I got squished like 5 or 6 times that race, bullshit

you are red dead to me

Green team comback! Good job bros.

>>713372202
>>713372491
Don’t blame me, I got second point-wise, it’s everyone else who was dragging me down

>>713372150
Yeah One of the more infamous kart guys from mk8/mk7 days and party/slime girl OC fag is live at superstarman ttv

>>713372428
Thanks buddy

>>713372530
>slime girl OC
based

how do you hit wall trick shortcuts consistently on bikes?

>Not a single person was playing Redditmoo
Damn. Cow stole Toadsworth place for NOTHING

We got 24 players let’s go RAINBOW ROAD

Toadsworth was gonna be a summonable enemy on a track? Imagine all the Toadsworths clogging the track like a crosswalk full of old people!

So sorry red team, got hit 3 times on the finish line, from 9th to 21st

>last place
Reddits…

>three pissbros in top 6
>other three in bottom 5
Its gonna be one of those days

Kamek on that little spiral section is evil

Yellow bros we got this.

>>713372882
No worries. Remember to always hit Bluetards

>>713372923
was watching the stream and seeing you guys get unavoidable spike balls is pretty funny, wish the kamek item was more common for more of that bs

room full?

>>713373142
Shouldn't be. I left so others could join.

CANDY
WHY

Man I sure do love getting hit by my own teammates near the finish line

>running in 2nd at end of lap 1
>get absolutely bumfucked for the next two laps and end dead last
I'll try and rebound pissbros

>red shelling me multiple times
green what are you doing

Don't forget to randomize teams

>miss last item block
name a worse feeling

What is the secret? I'm in top 5, get knocked back to 19th with 2/3 shots and can't recover... Redboys help meeeee

>>713373142
Yeah we full

>>713373371
fine. i'll just join zod then.

>>713373273
I was 2nd going into the 3rd... Golden mushroom is the only reason I wasn't 20th

I might be getting fucked, but at least im not team yellow.

>>713373313
>get struck my lightning
>immediately crushed by everyone behind you

Sorry blue, I'm washed now

>>713373358
frontrun so hard you can't get chained by shots or bag for a good item combo (giant/star + triple shroom/gold shroom) while getting 20 coins until the last half of the 3 lap
NEVER stay with the main racer pack

This is genuinely some of the worst luck I've had playing this game its pissing me off

Oh yea I love getting coins and spawning coins for everyone else to collect, specially in 10th place

>>713373989
I do feel like these past few rounds have been extra fucked up, teams makes /v/ go crazy

Fucking ABYSMAL luck

a-at least we're not team yellow...

Every day I wake up grateful I'm not on yellow.

Candy is ai btw

Red ALMOST got overtaken by piss

Redboys I'm letting you down so hard. Last go

and like usual, yellow team in dead last

I'm legit beginning to think this is the worst Mario kart game when there are 24 people holy shit

It's hard carrying one team.

>>713374280
Might consider auto steer and auto acceleration, will probably do better

>>713374260
close he's a 40 year old man from Cali

>>713374289
Legit feels like you're either a front runner and have to do the perfect run, in rng hell with the middle racers or are just the unluckiest person in the world getting shoved out of the race entirely because you get mario karted. I think 8 might of been a bit better. Racing for fun is the way to go.

>on team piss twice in a row
Fuck me

>somewhat close to front
>miss item box
>last
Oh well

sorry yella I got fucked that round

>>713374616
I'm still waiting for one from my favourite regular.
sigh....

>doing real well
>get fucked once
>drop from 3rd to 16th
Sorry redbros…

>nail the shortcut on the last lap to go from 18th to 3rd
Muh dick

>rainbow road
Took long enough

PISS SURGE

Stop distracting me with Daisy

Blue bros, more than one of you needs to get points.

candy owns all of ya'll

OUUUHHH lewd!!

The room is full :(

Mans is shameless to play as the controversial characters for this what a man

>room is full
fuck

MINT what the fuck is your problem? I am on your fucking team.

Green sisters... I'm sorry....

Bluefags are you even trying

>hold onto lightening
>forget its the last lap
Welp I'll leave after this

>>713375681
wtf i wanted to be in the chat screencap too u bastard

A reminder green team was short one person for the first 3 or so races, and blue team is STILL behind us

i gotta head out red bros don't let me down...

>>713375549
Not so fast

>get red shelled by king 2x
>get run over by mint in megashroo.
G me off this team already.

Bluefags?

>both red and green lost by 3 pts to yellowkings
GET FUCKKKED

Alright, that's it for me bros, I'm dropping this game until we can make 8 or 12 player lobbies.

Imagine looking at the entire roster, looking at THIS, and going
>”yes, he is literally me”
You know who you are

>>713376125
Just stay around until the later hours

so which gets more Ws bros?:
Speed Kings? Or Accel-Incels?

>>713376136
Quacker is reserved for kings among men

>>713376136
I don't know what to tell you man, he wins races

>room full
LET ME IINNNNNNNNNNN

>>713376209
mixed

>recipe requires me to cook shit for 20 minutes before simmering it for 2 hours
ok brb

FUCKING BLUE SHELL GOD DAMN
lol

Why are you throwing your bananas towards your teammates you retards

>>713376663
I wanna win, that’s why

>>713376663
teams don't matter until the result screen

stop picking rainbow road for the love of G-d

Nautical I thought you loved me

red bros?

>>713376136
>Cataquack
>Penguin
>Fishbone
the most MANLY characters in the entire roster
captcha: BASEDVV

>>713376720
get gud timmy

What is the avg skill level of these lobbies? I'm absolutely dogshit

work on your teamwork David ffs

>>713376903
Absolutely sweat

>DC'd twice
>lobby is full
yeah ok

>>713376903
Immense tryhard fags

I went from 3rd to 16th =(

my man cataquack
minions rule this world

>>713376760
i love rainbow road tho

>>713376903
im 9k vr

>>713376903
99.99% of the people here are absolute retards, if they're on red team.

>>713376903
it ranges from autistic sweats to semi-human retards, you'll be ok

>>713376720
IT'S CALLED A ROAD IT'S CALLED A RAINBOW ROAD
IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO

>>713376903
I'm good
Everyone else sucks

>>713376998
My bad but no idea how to get the boomerang away

BLUE CHADS RISE UP

Nah I'm out went into the lap 3rd after getting red shelled... Finished 22nd

that fucking boomerang made me go to 23rd

someone hit me with a boomrang while I had a golden mush at the very and it made me lose the shroom which caused me to get 16th

>>713377484
lolmao

>>713377484
That was me. I hit like 4 people right at the end of the race.

>>713377101
cancel it out by aiming it at a star or bullet
or throw it backwards

i love intermissions!

i hate intermissions!

>>713377787
wish more people would have fun in them, the sweats tend to just sit

REDGODS

Red bros let's GO

Everyone vote for DK Spaceport > Peach Stadium
Its the funniest intermission track in the game

I'll give you an intermission alright...

Good job red

>knockout tour
Alright piss break time, no need for the bottle it seems

pro tip: spam charge jumps to go fast in straightaways! If anyone tells you anything different they're lying

the lightning made me barely miss a mushroom which caused me to get stomped on which is why I got 13th (when I only needed to be 12 or lower) and got knocked out

>doing well frontrunning
>some FAGGOT aims all their greens right at me
>12th
Shout out to the cataFAGGOT who intentionally rammed into me with the triple

Yall were losing to spike the NPC

I am picking rainbow road

Mario players, who hurt you?

>fail one trick
>24th

>>713379162
Mariofags are some of the sweatiest nolifes alive it’s unreal

>>713374616
Yeah, I've been wondering what to do with those. Is there any point at all to accepting them? It's not like you can message each other...

>>713379421
I want to be frens :(

my final item box of at the race gave me a coin box while I was already at max coins

>Ghost steals my mushrooms while I'm in the lava
Great, hope you needed them more than me.

>>713379421
>>713379505
you can be fwens with /v/

I love Mario Kart

>Getting friend request when I haven't been playing Mario Kart with v/ro's for the past hour.
I appreciate it but I'm getting jump scared by assassinating people frens.

>Friend request
>From a Baby player

>>713379421
You can still invite each other or join each others games. I have over 100 from the past 6 years

>>713379505
>>713379612
what does our fwenship mean if we can't even talk

Lotta Pauline fags in this room

Does weight do anything in bumping players?
I'm playing a heavy char with a heavy cart and the fucking bee pushed me when we bumped

I'll take a food break, thanks for the races, racists

All to play for in the last race

I WILL main loli Pauline when Bananza comes out

>>713380318
Based hebebro

21/24 JOIN

Gonna break for now, gg’s. I’ll be back later, so my spot better be warm when I return

You catacuck asshole

>>713379421
No
Beware the /v/ schizos
They will notice you

GGs for now

Enable cpus if we don’t have even players at least

NOOOO I HATE INDIA

>red team has more people AND most of the sweats
we're so cooked bluebros

>>713379421
you can easily join /v/ pals on mkw, splatoon, smash, etc.
plus you can voice chat easily if wanted.

jesus it's not even a competition

>>713381047
I’ll accept a friend request but I’m not doing this voice chat shit lol

I'm in

>>713381267
That's what they all say at first. We'll have you ERPing within days.

>>713381267
K cutie

At least I'm not last on my team. Someone joined after me.

>room full
Its joever...

>>713381592
I'll take a break, you have my spot buddy.

>>713381541
Sup, it's me place 24

>>713381592
We have 22/24

OK im in

blueGODS we are so BACK

AYO GET FUCKED REDSHITTERS

sweaty princess buttholes

UHHH RED KEKS?

BLUECHADS

get rekt reddies

>people leave
>lose their points
what the fuck game

teams doesn't really work well when you have people leaving constantly and tanking the points

22/24
>22/24
22/24
>22/24
enter now

>>713381831
Thanks anon

>win the whole round
>red has top 3 players
>lose anyway
I'm gonna take a break but its been fun, have a good one bros

>>713382205
It would probably work better with fewer races.

are we doing balloon battles?

IHATELIGHTNINGSIHATELIGHTNINGSIHATELIGHTNINGS

>>713382651
Just don't get hit.

Timmy carrying us

Redbros...

Oh fuck sorry for that Mario

>get 3 mushrooms and a bullet bill
>lightning
FUCK YOU NIGGER

Which character would represent me best if I want to be an annoying asshole?
(I'm also gay btw :)

>>713382960
a lot of people hate the babies

>>713382960
>Which character would represent me best if I want to be an annoying asshole?
Toad
>(I'm also gay btw :)
Toadette

I would join but I suck.

whats with the baby hate? small hitbox and high handling is good, just hard to get shortcuts right with their low speed

WOO BABY that was fun

>>713383035
Keep toadette’s name out your mouth fucker

I feel like I've fucked over my team more than our enemies

>>713383048
MK is a party game

I want Candy to sit on my face

>>713383106
Most people see them as taking up roster slots unnecessarily
Also if you look at wider /v/ and some of their thoughts on them its clear that there's a certain type of person choosing them

aaaaa it's fucking full
I'm dying out here aaaaaa

tsp why do you like teams so much

>you need a phone number for gamechat
bruh

this is literally the most competitive MK ever. The 24 person race is insane

peepa you worthless faggot nigger

porn artist in lobby ALERT

Wait we did that level backwards?

LET ME IN

fuuug redbros...

>>713383829
whomst

LMAO

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

I keep fighting this one anon, won't mention names but I feel like I have rival

>>713383801
funny since pros are only doing 12man lobbies.

Ok now more teams
I've rigged the blue vote enough

Well I'm done for today. GGs

Knockout tour pls

do a battle

>>713383887
I feel it too, so it must be you, anon.

>>713383908
No more*

Where do I get that sticker that looks suspiciously similar to a womb tattoo?

>>713384037
Anon...

Last set of races before I go break to make a caffeine bomb

I suck but I'm having fun

>>713383829
*Doesn’t elaborate*

>>713383940
That would help free up slots for players who want to join.

THE HOST'S CONNECTION IS FUCKING ASS

>gay transformation fetish
please kill this shy guy

>>713384329
Works on my machine. Wifi too

>>713384492
I'm on ethernet and have had zero issues playing for hours the last two days

IVE BEEN TRYING TO JOIN FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME WTF

HAHAHA

why are all the top players daisyfags

>not a single blue that entire race
comfy frontrun

I hate the antichrist

>>713384843
she makes me horny

>>713384037
what the fuck anon.
also which one?

>kill myself on codename's bomb trying to hit him with a red shell
>fall to my death during the glide
Deserved, but doesn't make it sting any less.

>room full
dang.

>>713384843
they're futafags

>24/24
LET ME IN

>>713385035
not wrong honestly

>>713385019
>>713385036
people are leaving

>>713384924
The pink heart one, seemed Peach themed.

20/24
>20/24
20/24
>20/24
20/24
>20/24

Going to be back later. It's been fun though.

>>713384843
why not?

Many slots opening up right now for people waiting

Thank you for games

thanks for the balloon nolan. you fucking cunt.

reeeeeeee

>>713385236
>sees a heart
>thinks of womb tattoos
Anon, I'm not one of those anti-porn guys, but maybe you should take a break from it.

Thanks for keeping my spot warm /v/ros. Back to being raceist again

>>713385035
Can someone explain the futa appeal to me please

>finally get into the lobby
>get DC'd on the first race
>over and over
>on an 200mbps ethernet connection
what the actual fuck

was okayish fun.
i'll be back later.
and quit fucking heeming me ya cunts.

>>713385236
there was mine...the scallop shell saying 'koopa festival' from koopa beach.
kork might have had the pink heart with 'milky' on it which is driving 5k km.
then I also found a pink heart with 'melty' on it. from a peach medallion, probably around moo moo meaddows.

>>713385824
>what is sexy volputous woman you can breed
>but also she breed you too
it's the perfect human form anon.

>>713385824
Not something that can be explained. you either like it or you don't.

Fuckin little Timmy

someone namedrop me

Well im out, thanks anons

>>713385824
Homosexuality with plausible deniability.

>>713386226
get plucked feathers.

>>713386226
Faggot

I am being cսcked

>>713386226
Sure thing, Anonymous

>>713386226
Candy pls sit on my face

fuck my life

>>713386746
Okay, bend over

>in last
>only get gold shroom or triples
Let me at least ruin some peoples day

Be glad I didnt use that red on the final glider section

that ending was aids

>Lightning right before finish
Good job, whoever did that.

genuinely fuck this gay ass bouncing mechanic

>be last almost the whole game
>get bullet bill
>finish 11th
It's just that easy

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

>>713387148
An ass bouncing mechanic that's homosexual?

>>713387214
Threadly reminder that hebes > pedos, and DLC loli Pauline is the definitive pick for based anons

Is this the one you're talking about?

>>713387591
Yeah that's it. That's the womb tattoo sticker.

>>713387417
>If only people would understand I only want to fuck 11 year olds and not 8 year olds...

>>713387417
Based. Babies are disgusting

>>713387591
Fuck.

>>713387674
Yes, actually

>>713387591
huh

>>713387417
Based.

DID YOU GUYS SEE ME DO THAT WALL RIDE AT THE END WITH THE MEGA MUSHROOM? HOLY SHIT THAT WAS KINO

>getting a horn while in the teens
Thanks for nothing

guys stop bullying my sister please

>doing well in second
>red shell
>horn
>15th

>>713388178
>getting horny in your teens
Normal behavior, anon

>>713388178
>horny for teens
I thought that was normal here?

I have never had sex

>>713388482
kwab

>>713387417
I NEED LOLI PAULINE SO BAD BROSSSSSSSS

>>713388482
that's unfortunate

not today nautical

>>713386226
Nigger-kun!

>>713388482
Sex is a psyop, everybody's just pretending to have had it.

23/24

desert hills is such a nothing track.

HAHAHAHA I WAS LITERALLY IN 23 PLACE ON THAT LAST LAP I GOT BULLET AND MEGA MUSHROOM AND GOT SECOND PLACE EAT IT FAGGOTS JUST GOT MY SILVER CROWN

Fug I don't need Spike I need Conkdor

>get hit by a boomerang
>they throw it back to hit me again
>21st
You all hate me, don’t you
Who’s making the next thread?

>>713389043
I love you, nonny

>>713389043
We don't hate you, we just enjoy seeing you suffer.

>>713388845
not anymore

>>713389223
>>713389223
>>713389223

>bananas on the girders
You asshole.