Join the lobby assholes! Let's kill! Kill! KILL!
Room ID:Y4R 938
I have work but I'll be on around 8 this evening... PST...
>>713354771I'll make a new lobby JUST for you at 11pm est PSTChad if there's not one up then.
>>713353964 (OP)reminder there's a slightly updated version of this OP pic
>>713355353It's not fair, where's baby Daisy?
>>713355858Are you adding some CPUs?
>>713355891I didnโt decide the rules. Just letting people know how many are in the lobby to hopefully get some more people in
>>713356218RED GANG. PWNY's gonna carry kek.
"PWNY's gonna ca-ACK!!!"
GG.
I fucked everything up hot damn
I'm coming. I'm expanding my dong on a lobster.
>Zoom Buggy
>Koopa in his all-terrain costume
>Yellow and Green 1-Up sticker
Name a more aesthetic combo.
How am I supposed to win if NiggerHARIS keeps hitting me, his OWN TEAMMATE!?!?
Sex with Peach while Mario watches.
>>713357753lol I thought I only hit you once and it was on accident
>>713357791Fine, but only cuz he asked.
>>713357661pro racer toad in the standard kart
I went back to mario kart 8
>>713357661Mario cosplaying as the racer from excitebike.
I'm sorry TSP, I HAD to. You're so good tho, nice shit.
That was some unlucky timing for TSP with that blue shell. You were only in first for like 5 seconds when it hit you lol
I have come to reclaim last place once again
>>713358841When life gives you coins in second
You take the L
Gg
TSP had so many options this time, triple red shells didn't mean shit
Base luckshitter.
>>713353964 (OP)Why are you barely sentient retarded cattle voting for intermission tracks?
>>713359841Grats
I still need that bird with the long neck
>>713359841Same. It was about time
>played a lightweight in MK8DX even though it was bad
>immediately defaulted to Parabiddy in the baby blooper
>now that's the sweatmeta 80% of random lobbies run
Do I journey in search of a new main or stand my ground and use it regardless?
Gonna have a snack be back later
I got knocked out immediately
>>713360005I like how every time someone criticizes the balancing in this game they just say itโs supposed to be a fun party game, who cares. And then every online lobby is just the โmost optimalโ build that they found from online guides
>>713360461In MK8DX it was just the Japs who were meta slaves. What happened?
Feelinโ bad for that one anon trying for rocky wrench given he showed up on that first stretch
Fuck you, Candy, I hit you on my screen
>>713360654what vr/lounge did you play in? at high ranks everyone used meta world wide
>>713360964Just regular casual racing
I missed like 5 item boxes that race
>rambler shooting all three red shells behind him
11th suits you right
If I leave will some1 else auto takeover as host? I wanna get a nap in.
FUCK YOU BLUE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAAM
We got to the 300's blue brothers
>>713361648I'm the host peeps, yay or nay? I'm just trying to find out
>>713362025It will be fine
>>713362073K, thanks every1! Good fucking games! I had a blast!
Why is thread made at 12pm est
>>713362521its ok we got 12 peeps playing
>>713362521Some of us are EU
>wii rr playing
holy anime opening
Ok, I've joined. Now get in.
>>713362813live in a real country
>>713362521Because I don't work today and wanna play fucking Mario kart. KYS double nigger the world doesn't revolve around you.
>picked boo cinema just for the chance of unlocking peepa
>kamek turned me into chuck instead
i hate this
>starman as peach wins on the level about peach
stay classy asswipe
>mfw candy or rambler is near me
>>713363154You gotta do an intermission track heading to or away from boo cinema for peepa unlock
>>713359873conkdor
and go to the desert.
Who keeps pushing me? I'm trying to get a good photo with Peach.
>>713363678Intermission only or a 3 lap?
>>713363262I did you dummy
I got time to waste so imma go live
Filename @ tv
Well nobody got the fucking kamek item so no peepa for us
>>713363262no you don't.
boo cinema its gives it.
I got mine on a vs race there literally 5ft from the finish line. had to come to a full stop even to ensure kamek reached me.
>>713363830literally doesn't matter.
desert hills, shy guy bizarre. an intermission.
any are good
>got triple mushrooms for that final shortcut
>bounce off some fucks head and get launched out of bounds
I HATE WATER I HATE WATER
Do some people not realize they can press + and vote on the standard layout of tracks instead of the intermission version?
>>713364498I like intermissions
Thanks for not target shocking me into the lava on my last shortcut
I still donโt understand wall riding
not picking beach candy?
you feeling okay?
>>713364498I do but sometimes I like doing the intermission tracks cause they're different
just found out you can get rid of your boomerang if it happens to hit a bullet bill
>>713364498Intermissions are based though.
cry more nigger.
Where were you fags back on 8dx to whine about the boring shits voting on donut plains3, yoshi circuit or other bland shit tracks? or the 50% average of random?
>>713364736>>713364862I moreso mention it since I've seen in other non-Mario Kart threads spreading misinfo about random being the only way to choose standard track laps rather than intermissions.
>>713365032or a star. or a mega shroom. or lots of other things.
>cucked by rambler for the 5th time in a row
Got the character from sunshine unlocked. All I need now is the bird and ghost.
>didnโt break through the box on speedway
Went from 1st to last place cause of that fuckin cool dude
>>713365825your welcome, i got the kamek orb in 4th
I was able to hit the fat jew multiple times this race. I won
>>713364498I always pick intermission tracks because
It upsets you.
golden shells should be impossible to get last lap
Rambler you're a lucky faggot. Kill yourself
Can we kick rambler he's not making it fun
>>713365603cataquack*
you need desert zones and boo cinema.
Crazy that how the more people join, the worse it gets to play. Thanks Nintendo
Is this nigger rambler just lucky or what?
I love Peach Stadium, but it doesn't love me
Man, how is it possible that you can be around 1st the entire race and then get shoved near dead last at the end of the last lap?
>>713366204Idk why you and the other anon are acting as if I'm upset by intermissions. I just wanted to see how many people actually realize this since there is a misinfo spread around how you can pick tracks and intermissions. Don't get so defensive. Sheesh.
Going for a walk
>>713365603I love Isabelle
>>713366556Nice!
Im having breakfast but I'd like to join later
>>713366556Lame peach fag
How the fuck does rambler do it
>>713366556I prefer old image sorry
>>713366658She's the best! Whoever is cataquack and islander that was hanging in the back I feel your struggle. I drift too much in these races..
>Pianta letting me boost off them
BASED
holding the power of shock feels like im god
>get lightning
>โalright, last item boxโฆโ
>coin block
>everyone with mushrooms whizzes by
>19th
I WAS FRONTRUNNING THE WHOLE RACE
Rambler tell us your secrets
poor rosie got blue'd at the end, lol !
>>713367864I got twice a golden shell so I kinda feel you
Going to hop out for a little bit. Need to go get food. Good luck yellow team.
Ok next one only 2 teams
Piss team in shambles
whoever threw that green in last place ruined my plan with the shock...
Truth is it was rigged from the start
>>713355494Candy niggas b like
When you do blue teams, add coms to fill out the roster
>>713369196Kys red nigger cope with the fact nobody wants to join your shitty team
Red team I'm gonna need you to step it up
Is the red team even trying...
>rambler is gone
>game is fun again
Finally.
>knowing anybody by name
shiggy
>>713370349>>713370381why are we calling out specific racers?
>>713369478Also randomize the teams next time
FUCK YOU STARMAN WITH THAT
>>713370409Because some of you are massive cock sucking sweaty faggots that ruin the game for others.
>>713370737Name just three
>>713370737so punch a wall and hit them with a shell faggot nobody cares
>Rail grind
>counts as out of bounds
Bullshit
>>713370849Hundred percent this.
Imagine being on yellow right now... couldn't be me.
reminder to bully all greenfags
IMAGINE BEING TEAM PISS
KEK
>>713370849Me using the worst cars in the game simply because they look cool
*cough* you /v/ros are too good......
Redfags, what are you doing? Just watched waluigi run over his own teammates with mega shroom
>lobby full please wait
>press Okay
>booted back to main menu
What the fuck or do I actually wait on that prompt?
Is anyone streaming
>>713371375Anon are you okay
>>713371409Open wide, anon
That shock gave me a huge lead thanks
>yellow back where they belong
Iโm forced to carry all you pissed-colored freaks and weโre STILL losing
>>713359560I like intermission tracks, and it gets boring to just play the same tracks over and over again.
>>713364498Not only that, it also allows you to pick specific intermissions. So when you want to go to Rainbow Road, you should instead select Peach Stadium and pick the bottom-most option (to Rainbow Road), that way you get the kino intro instead of just starting on Rainbow Road itself.
>>713371810I got u tsp, yeehaw
>>713371442Someone posted theirs above. I'm streaming too: yuzukisensei
>1 point differencewew
>FINALLY got peepa
And with that I now got all the mooks. Thanks for the kamek
whoever brought out kamek for peepa, you are based
>>713371442You need to re-attempt again and again. Waiting doesn't make you auto-join as far as I'm aware.
fuck, somebody rage quit so I can join
>>713372237I'll leave bud
WHAT'D I SAY
GREEN DISCORD
I'm pretty sure I got squished like 5 or 6 times that race, bullshit
>yellow so far behind they may as well not even played
Green team comback! Good job bros.
>>713372202>>713372491Donโt blame me, I got second point-wise, itโs everyone else who was dragging me down
>>713372150Yeah One of the more infamous kart guys from mk8/mk7 days and party/slime girl OC fag is live at superstarman ttv
>>713372530>slime girl OCbased
how do you hit wall trick shortcuts consistently on bikes?
>Not a single person was playing Redditmoo
Damn. Cow stole Toadsworth place for NOTHING
We got 24 players letโs go RAINBOW ROAD
Toadsworth was gonna be a summonable enemy on a track? Imagine all the Toadsworths clogging the track like a crosswalk full of old people!
So sorry red team, got hit 3 times on the finish line, from 9th to 21st
>three pissbros in top 6
>other three in bottom 5
Its gonna be one of those days
Kamek on that little spiral section is evil
>>713372882No worries. Remember to always hit Bluetards
>>713372923was watching the stream and seeing you guys get unavoidable spike balls is pretty funny, wish the kamek item was more common for more of that bs
>>713373142Shouldn't be. I left so others could join.
Man I sure do love getting hit by my own teammates near the finish line
>running in 2nd at end of lap 1
>get absolutely bumfucked for the next two laps and end dead last
I'll try and rebound pissbros
>red shelling me multiple times
green what are you doing
Don't forget to randomize teams
>miss last item block
name a worse feeling
What is the secret? I'm in top 5, get knocked back to 19th with 2/3 shots and can't recover... Redboys help meeeee
>>713373371fine. i'll just join zod then.
>>713373273I was 2nd going into the 3rd... Golden mushroom is the only reason I wasn't 20th
>hit lightning as soon as teammate hits a mega shroom
I might be getting fucked, but at least im not team yellow.
>>713373313>get struck my lightning>immediately crushed by everyone behind you
Sorry blue, I'm washed now
>>713373358frontrun so hard you can't get chained by shots or bag for a good item combo (giant/star + triple shroom/gold shroom) while getting 20 coins until the last half of the 3 lap
NEVER stay with the main racer pack
>3 people pass me on the finish line with bullshit
This is genuinely some of the worst luck I've had playing this game its pissing me off
Oh yea I love getting coins and spawning coins for everyone else to collect, specially in 10th place
>>713373989I do feel like these past few rounds have been extra fucked up, teams makes /v/ go crazy
a-at least we're not team yellow...
Every day I wake up grateful I'm not on yellow.
Red ALMOST got overtaken by piss
Redboys I'm letting you down so hard. Last go
and like usual, yellow team in dead last
I'm legit beginning to think this is the worst Mario kart game when there are 24 people holy shit
It's hard carrying one team.
>>713374280Might consider auto steer and auto acceleration, will probably do better
>>713374260close he's a 40 year old man from Cali
>you got a friend request
>>713374289Legit feels like you're either a front runner and have to do the perfect run, in rng hell with the middle racers or are just the unluckiest person in the world getting shoved out of the race entirely because you get mario karted. I think 8 might of been a bit better. Racing for fun is the way to go.
>on team piss twice in a row
Fuck me
>somewhat close to front
>miss item box
>last
Oh well
sorry yella I got fucked that round
>>713374616I'm still waiting for one from my favourite regular.
sigh....
>doing real well
>get fucked once
>drop from 3rd to 16th
Sorry redbrosโฆ
>nail the shortcut on the last lap to go from 18th to 3rd
Muh dick
>rainbow road
Took long enough
Stop distracting me with Daisy
Blue bros, more than one of you needs to get points.
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Mans is shameless to play as the controversial characters for this what a man
MINT what the fuck is your problem? I am on your fucking team.
>blue shelled out of first to literally 24th
Green sisters... I'm sorry....
Bluefags are you even trying
>hold onto lightening
>forget its the last lap
Welp I'll leave after this
>>713375681wtf i wanted to be in the chat screencap too u bastard
A reminder green team was short one person for the first 3 or so races, and blue team is STILL behind us
i gotta head out red bros don't let me down...
>get red shelled by king 2x
>get run over by mint in megashroo.
G me off this team already.
>both red and green lost by 3 pts to yellowkings
GET FUCKKKED
Alright, that's it for me bros, I'm dropping this game until we can make 8 or 12 player lobbies.
Imagine looking at the entire roster, looking at THIS, and going
>โyes, he is literally meโ
You know who you are
>>713376125Just stay around until the later hours
so which gets more Ws bros?:
Speed Kings? Or Accel-Incels?
>>713376136Quacker is reserved for kings among men
>>713376136I don't know what to tell you man, he wins races
>room full
LET ME IINNNNNNNNNNN
>recipe requires me to cook shit for 20 minutes before simmering it for 2 hours
ok brb
>all the shitters are on the other team
FUCKING BLUE SHELL GOD DAMN
lol
Why are you throwing your bananas towards your teammates you retards
>>713376663I wanna win, thatโs why
>>713376663teams don't matter until the result screen
stop picking rainbow road for the love of G-d
Nautical I thought you loved me
>>713376136>Cataquack>Penguin>Fishbonethe most MANLY characters in the entire roster
captcha: BASEDVV
What is the avg skill level of these lobbies? I'm absolutely dogshit
work on your teamwork David ffs
>>713376903Absolutely sweat
>DC'd twice
>lobby is full
yeah ok
>>713376903Immense tryhard fags
I went from 3rd to 16th =(
my man cataquack
minions rule this world
>>713376760i love rainbow road tho
>>713376903im 9k vr
>>71337690399.99% of the people here are absolute retards, if they're on red team.
>>713376903it ranges from autistic sweats to semi-human retards, you'll be ok
sing
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>>713376720IT'S CALLED A ROAD IT'S CALLED A RAINBOW ROAD
IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO
>>713376903I'm good
Everyone else sucks
>>713376998My bad but no idea how to get the boomerang away
Nah I'm out went into the lap 3rd after getting red shelled... Finished 22nd
that fucking boomerang made me go to 23rd
someone hit me with a boomrang while I had a golden mush at the very and it made me lose the shroom which caused me to get 16th
>>713377484That was me. I hit like 4 people right at the end of the race.
>>713377101cancel it out by aiming it at a star or bullet
or throw it backwards
>>713377787wish more people would have fun in them, the sweats tend to just sit
>retards threw a guaranteed win
Everyone vote for DK Spaceport > Peach Stadium
Its the funniest intermission track in the game
I'll give you an intermission alright...
>knockout tour
Alright piss break time, no need for the bottle it seems
pro tip: spam charge jumps to go fast in straightaways! If anyone tells you anything different they're lying
the lightning made me barely miss a mushroom which caused me to get stomped on which is why I got 13th (when I only needed to be 12 or lower) and got knocked out
>doing well frontrunning
>some FAGGOT aims all their greens right at me
>12th
Shout out to the cataFAGGOT who intentionally rammed into me with the triple
Yall were losing to spike the NPC
>ran over like 6 people right at the knockout checkpoint
I am picking rainbow road
Mario players, who hurt you?
>>713379162Mariofags are some of the sweatiest nolifes alive itโs unreal
>>713374616Yeah, I've been wondering what to do with those. Is there any point at all to accepting them? It's not like you can message each other...
>>713379421I want to be frens :(
my final item box of at the race gave me a coin box while I was already at max coins
>Ghost steals my mushrooms while I'm in the lava
Great, hope you needed them more than me.
>>713379421>>713379505you can be fwens with /v/
>Getting friend request when I haven't been playing Mario Kart with v/ro's for the past hour.
I appreciate it but I'm getting jump scared by assassinating people frens.
stop
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>Friend request
>From a Baby player
>>713379421You can still invite each other or join each others games. I have over 100 from the past 6 years
>>713379505>>713379612what does our fwenship mean if we can't even talk
>still single digit score
Lotta Pauline fags in this room
Does weight do anything in bumping players?
I'm playing a heavy char with a heavy cart and the fucking bee pushed me when we bumped
I'll take a food break, thanks for the races, racists
All to play for in the last race
I WILL main loli Pauline when Bananza comes out
Gonna break for now, ggโs. Iโll be back later, so my spot better be warm when I return
>>713379421No
Beware the /v/ schizos
They will notice you
Enable cpus if we donโt have even players at least
>red team has more people AND most of the sweats
we're so cooked bluebros
>>713379421you can easily join /v/ pals on mkw, splatoon, smash, etc.
plus you can voice chat easily if wanted.
jesus it's not even a competition
>>713381047Iโll accept a friend request but Iโm not doing this voice chat shit lol
>>713381267That's what they all say at first. We'll have you ERPing within days.
At least I'm not last on my team. Someone joined after me.
okay
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>>713381592I'll take a break, you have my spot buddy.
>>713381541Sup, it's me place 24
AYO GET FUCKED REDSHITTERS
sweaty princess buttholes
>people leave
>lose their points
what the fuck game
teams doesn't really work well when you have people leaving constantly and tanking the points
22/24
>22/24
22/24
>22/24
enter now
>win the whole round
>red has top 3 players
>lose anyway
I'm gonna take a break but its been fun, have a good one bros
>>713382205It would probably work better with fewer races.
are we doing balloon battles?
IHATELIGHTNINGSIHATELIGHTNINGSIHATELIGHTNINGS
>>713382651Just don't get hit.
Oh fuck sorry for that Mario
>get 3 mushrooms and a bullet bill
>lightning
FUCK YOU NIGGER
Which character would represent me best if I want to be an annoying asshole?
(I'm also gay btw :)
>>713382960a lot of people hate the babies
>>713382960>Which character would represent me best if I want to be an annoying asshole?Toad
>(I'm also gay btw :)Toadette
whats with the baby hate? small hitbox and high handling is good, just hard to get shortcuts right with their low speed
>>713383035Keep toadetteโs name out your mouth fucker
I feel like I've fucked over my team more than our enemies
>>713383048MK is a party game
I want Candy to sit on my face
>>713383106Most people see them as taking up roster slots unnecessarily
Also if you look at wider /v/ and some of their thoughts on them its clear that there's a certain type of person choosing them
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aaaaa it's fucking full
I'm dying out here aaaaaa
tsp why do you like teams so much
>you need a phone number for gamechat
bruh
this is literally the most competitive MK ever. The 24 person race is insane
peepa you worthless faggot nigger
porn artist in lobby ALERT
Wait we did that level backwards?
I keep fighting this one anon, won't mention names but I feel like I have rival
>>713383801funny since pros are only doing 12man lobbies.
Ok now more teams
I've rigged the blue vote enough
Well I'm done for today. GGs
>>713383887I feel it too, so it must be you, anon.
Vince
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>hugelag has joined
Where do I get that sticker that looks suspiciously similar to a womb tattoo?
Last set of races before I go break to make a caffeine bomb
I suck but I'm having fun
>>713383829*Doesnโt elaborate*
>>713383940That would help free up slots for players who want to join.
THE HOST'S CONNECTION IS FUCKING ASS
>gay transformation fetish
please kill this shy guy
>>713384329Works on my machine. Wifi too
>>713384492I'm on ethernet and have had zero issues playing for hours the last two days
IVE BEEN TRYING TO JOIN FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME WTF
why are all the top players daisyfags
>not a single blue that entire race
comfy frontrun
>>713384843she makes me horny
>>713384037what the fuck anon.
also which one?
>kill myself on codename's bomb trying to hit him with a red shell
>fall to my death during the glide
Deserved, but doesn't make it sting any less.
>>713384843they're futafags
>>713385035not wrong honestly
>>713384924The pink heart one, seemed Peach themed.
20/24
>20/24
20/24
>20/24
20/24
>20/24
Going to be back later. It's been fun though.
Many slots opening up right now for people waiting
thanks for the balloon nolan. you fucking cunt.
>>713385236>sees a heart>thinks of womb tattoosAnon, I'm not one of those anti-porn guys, but maybe you should take a break from it.
Thanks for keeping my spot warm /v/ros. Back to being raceist again
>>713385035Can someone explain the futa appeal to me please
>finally get into the lobby
>get DC'd on the first race
>over and over
>on an 200mbps ethernet connection
what the actual fuck
was okayish fun.
i'll be back later.
and quit fucking heeming me ya cunts.
>>713385236there was mine...the scallop shell saying 'koopa festival' from koopa beach.
kork might have had the pink heart with 'milky' on it which is driving 5k km.
then I also found a pink heart with 'melty' on it. from a peach medallion, probably around moo moo meaddows.
>knocked out in the last 3 seconds
>>713385824>what is sexy volputous woman you can breed>but also she breed you tooit's the perfect human form anon.
>>713385824Not something that can be explained. you either like it or you don't.
Well im out, thanks anons
>>713385824Homosexuality with plausible deniability.
>>713386226get plucked feathers.
>>713386226Sure thing, Anonymous
>>713386226Candy pls sit on my face
>>713386746Okay, bend over
>in last
>only get gold shroom or triples
Let me at least ruin some peoples day
Be glad I didnt use that red on the final glider section
>Lightning right before finish
Good job, whoever did that.
genuinely fuck this gay ass bouncing mechanic
>be last almost the whole game
>get bullet bill
>finish 11th
It's just that easy
Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.
>>713387148An ass bouncing mechanic that's homosexual?
>>713387214Threadly reminder that hebes > pedos, and DLC loli Pauline is the definitive pick for based anons
Is this the one you're talking about?
>>713387591Yeah that's it. That's the womb tattoo sticker.
>>713387417>If only people would understand I only want to fuck 11 year olds and not 8 year olds...
>>713387417Based. Babies are disgusting
DID YOU GUYS SEE ME DO THAT WALL RIDE AT THE END WITH THE MEGA MUSHROOM? HOLY SHIT THAT WAS KINO
>getting a horn while in the teens
Thanks for nothing
guys stop bullying my sister please
>doing well in second
>red shell
>horn
>15th
>>713388178>getting horny in your teensNormal behavior, anon
>>713388178>horny for teensI thought that was normal here?
>>713387417I NEED LOLI PAULINE SO BAD BROSSSSSSSS
>>713388482that's unfortunate
>>713388482Sex is a psyop, everybody's just pretending to have had it.
desert hills is such a nothing track.
HAHAHAHA I WAS LITERALLY IN 23 PLACE ON THAT LAST LAP I GOT BULLET AND MEGA MUSHROOM AND GOT SECOND PLACE EAT IT FAGGOTS JUST GOT MY SILVER CROWN
Fug I don't need Spike I need Conkdor
>get hit by a boomerang
>they throw it back to hit me again
>21st
You all hate me, donโt you
Whoโs making the next thread?
>>713389043I love you, nonny
>>713389043We don't hate you, we just enjoy seeing you suffer.
>bananas on the girders
You asshole.