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Anonymous No.713356969 >>713357073 >>713357082 >>713357124 >>713357393 >>713357430 >>713357702 >>713357723 >>713357765 >>713359071 >>713359308 >>713359517 >>713359591 >>713359942 >>713360163 >>713360434 >>713361536 >>713361595 >>713363946 >>713365587 >>713367589 >>713369120 >>713370776 >>713371776 >>713374469 >>713375330 >>713378047 >>713380926 >>713381103 >>713381451 >>713382130 >>713382378 >>713389653 >>713391278 >>713391387 >>713396357 >>713396852 >>713396968
Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
Anonymous No.713357073
>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
You sure?
Anonymous No.713357082 >>713357426
>>713356969 (OP)
Needs to be aged down and barefoot
Anonymous No.713357124 >>713396191
>>713356969 (OP)
Did they really need to render her cameltoe
Anonymous No.713357296 >>713358435 >>713397000
test
Anonymous No.713357393
>>713356969 (OP)
based Phil
Anonymous No.713357426
>>713357082
Also make her an elephant.
Anonymous No.713357430 >>713372308 >>713385562
>>713356969 (OP)
Your wife is fucking black men
Anonymous No.713357615
For me. Yes, for me specifically. I'm not married and I need to see this.
Anonymous No.713357702
>>713356969 (OP)
you're a married dude, you don't need to be playing videogames
Anonymous No.713357723
>>713356969 (OP)
>Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
Ok, Phil.
Anonymous No.713357765 >>713361698 >>713369664
>>713356969 (OP)
Best girl!
Anonymous No.713357848 >>713358035 >>713359213 >>713364203 >>713367935 >>713369763 >>713373589 >>713382997 >>713387564
>didn't include peach rosalina and pauline swimwear costumes
only complaint I have with the game so far
Anonymous No.713358035 >>713358147 >>713358498
>>713357848
Daisy is the biggest slut in the Mushroom Kingdom with multiple midriff-showing outfits.
Anonymous No.713358147
>>713358035
yeah she's pretty great
Anonymous No.713358306 >>713370563
I am op's husband. We find this stuff offensive, especially because Mario and Yoshi don't get outfits like this.
Anonymous No.713358435 >>713397000
>>713357296
You're not banned anymore for calling the jannies troons
Anonymous No.713358498
>>713358035
She's from sarassaland, retard
Anonymous No.713359071 >>713374283
>>713356969 (OP)
I wish Daisy didn’t have a square head.
Anonymous No.713359213
>>713357848
This feels like they're implicitly saying Daisy's a loose whore
Anonymous No.713359308
>>713356969 (OP)
The better question is why don't the other female characters have midriff outfits?
Anonymous No.713359386 >>713359487 >>713381985 >>713382969 >>713383519
Why is daisy's head so fucking square shaped?
Anonymous No.713359487
>>713359386
She's scandanavian
Anonymous No.713359517
>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude
Sounds like your wife is possessive. She's probably going to stab you with a kitchen knife in a jealous fit of rage one day. lol
Anonymous No.713359591
>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude
Why did you marry a dude?
Anonymous No.713359909
You can really tell Daisy knows how to handle a cock and delights in doing so. What a goddamn dirty bitch, but you know what? I don't hate it....
Anonymous No.713359942
>>713356969 (OP)
There was a time having a hot babes calendar hung up at your place was considered the norm, this new wave of puriteens that are so common nowadays are making everything go to shit.
Anonymous No.713360156
>Monogamy cuck
Being a wifeguy is gayer than sucking dicks
Anonymous No.713360163 >>713361221
>>713356969 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.713360217 >>713360371 >>713360509 >>713363879 >>713381752
Meanwhile...
>Rosalina is actually punk/hood when given regular clothing
Anonymous No.713360371 >>713360476 >>713374457
>>713360217
>punk/hood
Asian babygirl
Anonymous No.713360434 >>713361439
>>713356969 (OP)
My current main. I play as her on the dolphin bike for peak Summer vibes.
Anonymous No.713360476
>>713360371
you're only saying that because of the bang
Anonymous No.713360509 >>713374457
>>713360217
trannies love baggy clothes
Anonymous No.713360789 >>713361174
What does your costume of choice say about you?
Anonymous No.713361174 >>713361273 >>713361876 >>713362227 >>713382284
>>713360789
>yoshi was already considered gay coded
>now we have biker outfit

Do we need to just say it outright?
Anonymous No.713361221
>>713360163
obsessed
Anonymous No.713361273 >>713361537
>>713361174
>gimp collar
aaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.713361439
>>713360434
Kino
Anonymous No.713361536
>>713356969 (OP)
Good morning sirs
Anonymous No.713361537
>>713361273
>>gimp collar
Dog collar you fucking gooner. Yoshi is a dog.
Anonymous No.713361595
>>713356969 (OP)
They made her too cute.
Anonymous No.713361682
Why is she so feisty?
Anonymous No.713361698
>>713357765
God this game was so good
Anonymous No.713361771 >>713396452
She sex
Anonymous No.713361876 >>713363650
>>713361174
It’s a boshi reference, have you ever played mario rpg?
Anonymous No.713362227 >>713363650
>>713361174
Is this meant to be Boshi?
Anonymous No.713363650 >>713363927
>>713361876
>>713362227
>Boshi
>spikes on collar not pointy instead more rounded
>no elongated dinosaur fin on back

Hmm...alright if you say so.
Anonymous No.713363879
>>713360217
Made for partially clothed baby making missionary sex
Anonymous No.713363927
>>713363650
I said boshi REFERENCE, not THE boshi himself
Anonymous No.713363946
>>713356969 (OP)
ishallah she should be in a burka to save me from impure thoughts
Anonymous No.713364203 >>713396598
>>713357848
This pisses me off so much, Rosalina needs sluttier outfits. And peach should have an actual bikini because she's a bimbo.
Anonymous No.713365587
>>713356969 (OP)
Then leave and go back to work and make money and be a piggy bank for your pathetic wife tradcuck
Anonymous No.713367589
>>713356969 (OP)
so your wifes boyfriends have something nice to look at you fag
Anonymous No.713367935 >>713368407
>>713357848
It always bothers me when characters don't have the same amount of costumes as other characters and only some of them follow a certain theme and the most used theme is something boring like pirates. Looking at you, Overwatch
Anonymous No.713368407 >>713371596
>>713367935
I find it odd how Wario has a bee outfit. No one else has anything remotely similar.
Anonymous No.713368631 >>713370203 >>713375741
Mario Kart should have non-Mario characters. I don't care if you call it Funko Pops. Racing as Pit or Ness would be way more exciting than racing as a Spiny.
Anonymous No.713369120
>>713356969 (OP)
>Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
Because I'm an unmarried dude, and I really need to see this.
Anonymous No.713369381
Best girl no contest
Anonymous No.713369664 >>713381405
>>713357765
Daisy's face looked awful in the GCN era. She didn't start actually looking good until recently.
Anonymous No.713369763
>>713357848
There will probably be lots of DLC for this game.
Anonymous No.713370203
>>713368631
>MARIO kart
>should have NON-mario characters
maybe one or two as exceptions that prove the rule.
Anonymous No.713370563
>>713358306
Yoshi does have a swimwear costume thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.713370776
>>713356969 (OP)
Now show Wario.
Anonymous No.713371596 >>713371683
>>713368407
Might be a reference to the Wario Land games where bees can sting him to give him a power up. Or they just thought it looked funny.
Anonymous No.713371683
>>713371596
You know what they say about bees and daisies
Anonymous No.713371776 >>713372026
>>713356969 (OP)
why is she winking?
why is she winking at me?
does she want to have sex?
does she want to have sex with me?
am i about to have sex?
am i about to have sex with her?
how do i have sex?
how do i have sex with her?
Anonymous No.713372026
>>713371776
>why is she winking?
She's genki.
>why is she winking at me?
She's genki.
>does she want to have sex?
No.
does she want to have sex with me?
No.
>am i about to have sex?
No.
>am i about to have sex with her?
No.
how do i have sex?
Google it.
>how do i have sex with her?
You don't.
Anonymous No.713372308
>>713357430
normally i'd call you a jeet but the OP is a tendie so this probably isn't far off
Anonymous No.713373589
>>713357848
only one bold enough to wear one
Anonymous No.713374283 >>713390995
>>713359071
She has a round head, you blind retard.
Anonymous No.713374457
>>713360371
>>713360509
fantastic completely accurate to Rosalina posts thank you Mario fans
Anonymous No.713374469
>>713356969 (OP)
I'm married and very much need to see this.
Because any time I can see my wife's belly and legs is a good thing.
Anonymous No.713374494 >>713374760 >>713381854
Bros, this is too distracting, I can't focus like this.
Anonymous No.713374760
>>713374494
jesus nintendo
Anonymous No.713375330
>>713356969 (OP)
I could see the visible panty line in her midsection.
Anonymous No.713375741
>>713368631
Bitch, Mario Kart should at least TRY to add characters from Wario, Luigi, or Yoshi's games before even THINKING of adding more Nintendo guests.
Anonymous No.713377641 >>713392362
I LOVE MIDRIFF
Anonymous No.713378047
>>713356969 (OP)
I know you are joking but there are actual videgame streamers/reviewes that say stupid shit like this.
What the fuck is wrong with them?
Anonymous No.713379778
Peach is hotter
Anonymous No.713380926
>>713356969 (OP)
>wearing shorts for a "swimwear outfit" just to contain her futa bulge
Anonymous No.713381103
>>713356969 (OP)
bugged horny mechanics dood nothin I could do how am I supposed to know the nintendo game has sexy females that make me want to cheat on my wife WOOOOW
Anonymous No.713381405 >>713394401
>>713369664
By the looks of it it's because they started making her actually emote, almost all of those Strikers scenes have her face frozen in that lifeless stare
Anonymous No.713381451
>>713356969 (OP)
Me too, but I don't mind it.
Anonymous No.713381515
Those sections of Rainbow Road that boost speed will be really fun in 200cc
Anonymous No.713381752 >>713381928
>>713360217
Is there any explanation as to why Rosalina's face looks so much like Peach's? It even looks like the same model, but with a different hairstyle.
Anonymous No.713381854
>>713374494
Fuck...
Anonymous No.713381928
>>713381752
She's the daughter of Luigi and Peach.
Anonymous No.713381985 >>713390995
>>713359386
Anonymous No.713382003
God I love Mario bitches
Anonymous No.713382130
>>713356969 (OP)
omg is that a cameltoe?
Anonymous No.713382284
>>713361174
>gay coded
The only ones who uses this term are the fags themselves.
Anonymous No.713382378
>>713356969 (OP)
Safe horny garbage, still not buying Mario Kart World or a Switch 2
Anonymous No.713382969
>>713359386
People say she's from Birabuto Kingdom in Sarassland but I think this is more from Chai Kingdom.
Anonymous No.713382997
>>713357848
Truly a shame
Anonymous No.713383519 >>713385112 >>713385358
>>713359386
>like Daisy's desert outfit
>her head is a fucking box even when looked at from behind
Anonymous No.713383806
Anal sex with daisy
Anal sex with daisy
Anal sex with daisy
Anonymous No.713385112
>>713383519
Multiple midriff outfits while the other girls have none
Anonymous No.713385358 >>713396167
>>713383519
>getting this upset about shapes
Autism.
Anonymous No.713385562 >>713387054 >>713392882
>>713357430
>thinks about cuckoldry and black cocks every time he sees the word "wife"
Totally normal and sane behavior
Anonymous No.713387054
>>713385562
He's right thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.713387564
>>713357848
Pauline don't have a swimsuit costume. She does have a cowgirl costume though.
Anonymous No.713389653
>>713356969 (OP)
I want to kiss her
Anonymous No.713390995
>>713374283
Faggot >>713381985
Anonymous No.713391278
>>713356969 (OP)
Daisy is merely food for superior princesses like Rosalina. She is destined to be nothing more than a rapidly deflating bulge in her belly.
Anonymous No.713391387
>>713356969 (OP)
Boyfriend with titties
Anonymous No.713392362
>>713377641
This anon gets it
Anonymous No.713392882
>>713385562
Normal brown behavior.
Anonymous No.713393023
minecraft steve ahh head
Anonymous No.713394401
>>713381405
You can thank the Nintendo "we don't need HD grafix" Wii for that.
Anonymous No.713396167
>>713385358
Do you jack it to minecraft porn by any chance?
Anonymous No.713396191
>>713357124
Oh, good. Someone else noticed.
Welp, back to it lads.
Anonymous No.713396357
>>713356969 (OP)
You can always try to sue Nintendo.
Anonymous No.713396452
>>713361771
You just know she takes loud, hot brisket shits in truck stop bathrooms. The kind that go blart when they come out and smell like onions and smoke.
Anonymous No.713396598
>>713364203
>STARZ
Anonymous No.713396852
>>713356969 (OP)
>6969
Hippa
Anonymous No.713396968
>>713356969 (OP)
I’m 25 and I’ve never had a gf. I literally can’t imagine approaching a woman and her responding positively to me speaking to her.

How do people get gfs? I don’t have any friends to ask either
Anonymous No.713397000
>>713357296
>>713358435
I caught a three-day from all boards the other day for making fun of an anon's terrible English that turned out to be a janny
They misclassified the ban as being for evading spam filters