Thread 713356969

Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.

>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
You sure?

>>713356969 (OP)
Needs to be aged down and barefoot

>>713356969 (OP)
Did they really need to render her cameltoe

test

>>713356969 (OP)
based Phil

>>713357082
Also make her an elephant.

>>713356969 (OP)
Your wife is fucking black men

For me. Yes, for me specifically. I'm not married and I need to see this.

>>713356969 (OP)
you're a married dude, you don't need to be playing videogames

>>713356969 (OP)
>Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
Ok, Phil.

>>713356969 (OP)
Best girl!

>didn't include peach rosalina and pauline swimwear costumes
only complaint I have with the game so far

>>713357848
Daisy is the biggest slut in the Mushroom Kingdom with multiple midriff-showing outfits.

>>713358035
yeah she's pretty great

I am op's husband. We find this stuff offensive, especially because Mario and Yoshi don't get outfits like this.

>>713357296
You're not banned anymore for calling the jannies troons

>>713358035
She's from sarassaland, retard

>>713356969 (OP)
I wish Daisy didn’t have a square head.

>>713357848
This feels like they're implicitly saying Daisy's a loose whore

>>713356969 (OP)
The better question is why don't the other female characters have midriff outfits?

Why is daisy's head so fucking square shaped?

>>713359386
She's scandanavian

>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude
Sounds like your wife is possessive. She's probably going to stab you with a kitchen knife in a jealous fit of rage one day. lol

>>713356969 (OP)
>I'm married dude
Why did you marry a dude?

You can really tell Daisy knows how to handle a cock and delights in doing so. What a goddamn dirty bitch, but you know what? I don't hate it....

>>713356969 (OP)
There was a time having a hot babes calendar hung up at your place was considered the norm, this new wave of puriteens that are so common nowadays are making everything go to shit.

>Monogamy cuck
Being a wifeguy is gayer than sucking dicks

>>713356969 (OP)
kek

Meanwhile...
>Rosalina is actually punk/hood when given regular clothing

>>713360217
>punk/hood
Asian babygirl

>>713356969 (OP)
My current main. I play as her on the dolphin bike for peak Summer vibes.

>>713360371
you're only saying that because of the bang

>>713360217
trannies love baggy clothes

What does your costume of choice say about you?

>>713360789
>yoshi was already considered gay coded
>now we have biker outfit

Do we need to just say it outright?

>>713360163
obsessed

>>713361174
>gimp collar
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>713360434
Kino

>>713356969 (OP)
Good morning sirs

>>713361273
>>gimp collar
Dog collar you fucking gooner. Yoshi is a dog.

>>713356969 (OP)
They made her too cute.

Why is she so feisty?

>>713357765
God this game was so good

She sex

>>713361174
It’s a boshi reference, have you ever played mario rpg?

>>713361174
Is this meant to be Boshi?

>>713361876
>>713362227
>Boshi
>spikes on collar not pointy instead more rounded
>no elongated dinosaur fin on back

Hmm...alright if you say so.

>>713360217
Made for partially clothed baby making missionary sex

>>713363650
I said boshi REFERENCE, not THE boshi himself

>>713356969 (OP)
ishallah she should be in a burka to save me from impure thoughts

>>713357848
This pisses me off so much, Rosalina needs sluttier outfits. And peach should have an actual bikini because she's a bimbo.

>>713356969 (OP)
Then leave and go back to work and make money and be a piggy bank for your pathetic wife tradcuck

>>713356969 (OP)
so your wifes boyfriends have something nice to look at you fag

>>713357848
It always bothers me when characters don't have the same amount of costumes as other characters and only some of them follow a certain theme and the most used theme is something boring like pirates. Looking at you, Overwatch

>>713367935
I find it odd how Wario has a bee outfit. No one else has anything remotely similar.

Mario Kart should have non-Mario characters. I don't care if you call it Funko Pops. Racing as Pit or Ness would be way more exciting than racing as a Spiny.

>>713356969 (OP)
>Uh, why is this even in the game? I'm married dude, I don't need to see this.
Because I'm an unmarried dude, and I really need to see this.

Best girl no contest

>>713357765
Daisy's face looked awful in the GCN era. She didn't start actually looking good until recently.

>>713357848
There will probably be lots of DLC for this game.

>>713368631
>MARIO kart
>should have NON-mario characters
maybe one or two as exceptions that prove the rule.

>>713358306
Yoshi does have a swimwear costume thoughbeit.

>>713356969 (OP)
Now show Wario.

>>713368407
Might be a reference to the Wario Land games where bees can sting him to give him a power up. Or they just thought it looked funny.

>>713371596
You know what they say about bees and daisies

>>713356969 (OP)
why is she winking?
why is she winking at me?
does she want to have sex?
does she want to have sex with me?
am i about to have sex?
am i about to have sex with her?
how do i have sex?
how do i have sex with her?

>>713371776
>why is she winking?
She's genki.
>why is she winking at me?
She's genki.
>does she want to have sex?
No.
does she want to have sex with me?
No.
>am i about to have sex?
No.
>am i about to have sex with her?
No.
how do i have sex?
Google it.
>how do i have sex with her?
You don't.

>>713357430
normally i'd call you a jeet but the OP is a tendie so this probably isn't far off

>>713357848
only one bold enough to wear one

>>713359071
She has a round head, you blind retard.

>>713360371
>>713360509
fantastic completely accurate to Rosalina posts thank you Mario fans

>>713356969 (OP)
I'm married and very much need to see this.
Because any time I can see my wife's belly and legs is a good thing.

Bros, this is too distracting, I can't focus like this.

>>713374494
jesus nintendo

>>713356969 (OP)
I could see the visible panty line in her midsection.

>>713368631
Bitch, Mario Kart should at least TRY to add characters from Wario, Luigi, or Yoshi's games before even THINKING of adding more Nintendo guests.

I LOVE MIDRIFF

>>713356969 (OP)
I know you are joking but there are actual videgame streamers/reviewes that say stupid shit like this.
What the fuck is wrong with them?

Peach is hotter

>>713356969 (OP)
>wearing shorts for a "swimwear outfit" just to contain her futa bulge

>>713356969 (OP)
bugged horny mechanics dood nothin I could do how am I supposed to know the nintendo game has sexy females that make me want to cheat on my wife WOOOOW

>>713369664
By the looks of it it's because they started making her actually emote, almost all of those Strikers scenes have her face frozen in that lifeless stare

>>713356969 (OP)
Me too, but I don't mind it.

Those sections of Rainbow Road that boost speed will be really fun in 200cc

>>713360217
Is there any explanation as to why Rosalina's face looks so much like Peach's? It even looks like the same model, but with a different hairstyle.

>>713374494
Fuck...

>>713381752
She's the daughter of Luigi and Peach.

God I love Mario bitches

>>713356969 (OP)
omg is that a cameltoe?

>>713361174
>gay coded
The only ones who uses this term are the fags themselves.

>>713356969 (OP)
Safe horny garbage, still not buying Mario Kart World or a Switch 2

>>713359386
People say she's from Birabuto Kingdom in Sarassland but I think this is more from Chai Kingdom.

>>713357848
Truly a shame

>>713359386
>like Daisy's desert outfit
>her head is a fucking box even when looked at from behind

Anal sex with daisy
Anal sex with daisy
Anal sex with daisy

>>713383519
Multiple midriff outfits while the other girls have none

>>713383519
>getting this upset about shapes
Autism.

>>713357430
>thinks about cuckoldry and black cocks every time he sees the word "wife"
Totally normal and sane behavior

>>713385562
He's right thoughbeit.

>>713357848
Pauline don't have a swimsuit costume. She does have a cowgirl costume though.

>>713356969 (OP)
I want to kiss her

>>713374283
Faggot >>713381985

>>713356969 (OP)
Daisy is merely food for superior princesses like Rosalina. She is destined to be nothing more than a rapidly deflating bulge in her belly.

>>713356969 (OP)
Boyfriend with titties

>>713377641
This anon gets it

>>713385562
Normal brown behavior.

minecraft steve ahh head

>>713381405
You can thank the Nintendo "we don't need HD grafix" Wii for that.

>>713385358
Do you jack it to minecraft porn by any chance?

>>713357124
Oh, good. Someone else noticed.
Welp, back to it lads.

>>713356969 (OP)
You can always try to sue Nintendo.

>>713361771
You just know she takes loud, hot brisket shits in truck stop bathrooms. The kind that go blart when they come out and smell like onions and smoke.

>>713364203
>STARZ

>>713356969 (OP)
>6969
Hippa

>>713356969 (OP)
I’m 25 and I’ve never had a gf. I literally can’t imagine approaching a woman and her responding positively to me speaking to her.

How do people get gfs? I don’t have any friends to ask either

>>713357296
>>713358435
I caught a three-day from all boards the other day for making fun of an anon's terrible English that turned out to be a janny
They misclassified the ban as being for evading spam filters