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Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:06:07 PM No.713362810 [Report] >>713364217 >>713364490 >>713364581 >>713367852 >>713368245 >>713368773 >>713369073 >>713369525 >>713370781
What did Nintendo mean by this?
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Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:08:49 PM No.713363012 [Report] >>713363183 >>713363884 >>713364308
Is there Donkey Kong x Pauline porn out there or not? I'm tired of asking.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:11:23 PM No.713363183 [Report]
>>713363012
No
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:14:24 PM No.713363430 [Report]
Imagine if you got to the planet core and Mario was already waiting there as the final boss. Of the original 3 characters, Mario is clearly absent.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:20:16 PM No.713363884 [Report]
>>713363012
>>713362559
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:24:09 PM No.713364217 [Report] >>713364352 >>713369320
>>713362810 (OP)
This shit is pedophilic and I very much don't like it. What did Nintendo mean by having a child character that you can dress up in revealing outfits that talks like an adult?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:25:37 PM No.713364308 [Report] >>713372926
>>713363012
ATF has some IIRC
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:26:04 PM No.713364352 [Report]
>>713364217
lmao ok do you get off to thomas the tank engine and disney jr characters too
cringe ass engagement bait
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:27:32 PM No.713364490 [Report] >>713364658
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>>713362810 (OP)
WHERE. IS. CROC!!
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:28:40 PM No.713364581 [Report]
>>713362810 (OP)
Bing bing wahoo
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:29:51 PM No.713364658 [Report] >>713366821
>>713364490
We will know before we buy the game, because the cutscenes will be uploaded to YouTube the day before.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:53:13 PM No.713366415 [Report]
maybe trying to relace mario
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:54:04 PM No.713366487 [Report]
I don't buy Nintenslop.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:57:43 PM No.713366821 [Report] >>713367027
>>713364658
prosafia needs to feed the wife and kids
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:00:05 PM No.713367027 [Report]
>>713366821
How does he even get ahold of the cutscenes?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:09:05 PM No.713367852 [Report] >>713368076
>>713362810 (OP)
It's meant to signify that even at that young age she's outrageously adventurous - she's already up to anything, even the wildest thrills.
No challenge is too large, no situation is too extreme, she can take it on eagerly already - all of it.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:11:31 PM No.713368076 [Report] >>713368569 >>713370394
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>>713367852
Those are Mario's traits though.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:13:10 PM No.713368245 [Report] >>713368463
>>713362810 (OP)
What's with the baggy pants? This is 20+ year old hip hop fashion.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:15:39 PM No.713368463 [Report] >>713368827
>>713368245
Donkey Kong is a hip hop franchise. Literally the first thing you see when you boot up DKC is him saying "Fuck your oldschool shit, boomer" and dropping real beats.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:16:51 PM No.713368569 [Report] >>713368639
>>713368076
The speculation is fun but I have a feeling the game’s going to come out and the clues will just lead to nothing
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:17:38 PM No.713368639 [Report] >>713368983
>>713368569
Why would it lead to nothing though?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:19:15 PM No.713368773 [Report] >>713369161
>>713362810 (OP)
Pauline Jr. is too kino of a theory to be what Nintendo is planning.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:20:05 PM No.713368827 [Report]
>>713368463
>game about apes
>hip hop theme
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:21:58 PM No.713368983 [Report]
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>>713368639
Because As long as this man lives, so will the mandate
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:22:57 PM No.713369073 [Report]
>>713362810 (OP)
It’s foreshadowing. Mario will be the final boss. He tries to ‘save’ Pauline from DK, but in a twist, she betrays DK and chooses to side with Mario instead
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:23:51 PM No.713369161 [Report]
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>>713368773
What if their plan was to get Mario and Pauline back together this whole time?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:25:50 PM No.713369320 [Report]
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>>713364217
revealing? i'm mean, she's showing some ankle and the tops of her arms. oh, you're a footfag, aren't you?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:27:09 PM No.713369431 [Report]
Nice to see Nintendo is still making decent looking characters instead of brown troons like western devs.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:28:16 PM No.713369525 [Report]
>>713362810 (OP)
Left is after the latest Zelda game and right is before?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:39:20 PM No.713370394 [Report] >>713370642
>>713368076
Wouldn't this mean that Mario cheated on Peach ?
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Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:43:03 PM No.713370642 [Report] >>713370750
>>713370394
He cheated on Pauline with Peach.
This is public knowledge, and yet, people still buy Mario games.
I don't think him not being with Peach anymore would ruin his image.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:44:32 PM No.713370750 [Report]
>>713370642
>He cheated on Pauline with Peach.
How? There's no children with mario and peach, yet this one is clearly his daughter.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 9:44:57 PM No.713370781 [Report]
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>>713362810 (OP)
>DK is Dk Jr. and Pauline is Pauline Jr.
Is this the plot twist of this game?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 10:02:46 PM No.713372148 [Report]
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Anonymous 6/22/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.713372726 [Report] >>713372842
Did nintendo game finally imply sex?
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 10:11:32 PM No.713372842 [Report]
>>713372726
I hope so.
Anonymous 6/22/2025, 10:12:39 PM No.713372926 [Report]
>>713364308
>ATF
qrd? I've heard anons on here claim it's a honeypot.