Is there Donkey Kong x Pauline porn out there or not? I'm tired of asking.

>>713363012
No

Imagine if you got to the planet core and Mario was already waiting there as the final boss. Of the original 3 characters, Mario is clearly absent.

>>713363012
>>713362559

>>713362810 (OP)
This shit is pedophilic and I very much don't like it. What did Nintendo mean by having a child character that you can dress up in revealing outfits that talks like an adult?

>>713363012
ATF has some IIRC

>>713364217
lmao ok do you get off to thomas the tank engine and disney jr characters too
cringe ass engagement bait

>>713362810 (OP)
WHERE. IS. CROC!!

>>713362810 (OP)
Bing bing wahoo

>>713364490
We will know before we buy the game, because the cutscenes will be uploaded to YouTube the day before.

maybe trying to relace mario

I don't buy Nintenslop.

>>713364658
prosafia needs to feed the wife and kids

>>713366821
How does he even get ahold of the cutscenes?

>>713362810 (OP)
It's meant to signify that even at that young age she's outrageously adventurous - she's already up to anything, even the wildest thrills.
No challenge is too large, no situation is too extreme, she can take it on eagerly already - all of it.

>>713367852
Those are Mario's traits though.

>>713362810 (OP)
What's with the baggy pants? This is 20+ year old hip hop fashion.

>>713368245
Donkey Kong is a hip hop franchise. Literally the first thing you see when you boot up DKC is him saying "Fuck your oldschool shit, boomer" and dropping real beats.

>>713368076
The speculation is fun but I have a feeling the game’s going to come out and the clues will just lead to nothing

>>713368569
Why would it lead to nothing though?

>>713362810 (OP)
Pauline Jr. is too kino of a theory to be what Nintendo is planning.

>>713368463
>game about apes
>hip hop theme

>>713368639
Because As long as this man lives, so will the mandate

>>713362810 (OP)
It’s foreshadowing. Mario will be the final boss. He tries to ‘save’ Pauline from DK, but in a twist, she betrays DK and chooses to side with Mario instead

>>713368773
What if their plan was to get Mario and Pauline back together this whole time?

>>713364217
revealing? i'm mean, she's showing some ankle and the tops of her arms. oh, you're a footfag, aren't you?

Nice to see Nintendo is still making decent looking characters instead of brown troons like western devs.

>>713362810 (OP)
Left is after the latest Zelda game and right is before?

>>713368076
Wouldn't this mean that Mario cheated on Peach ?

>>713370394
He cheated on Pauline with Peach.
This is public knowledge, and yet, people still buy Mario games.
I don't think him not being with Peach anymore would ruin his image.

>>713370642
>He cheated on Pauline with Peach.
How? There's no children with mario and peach, yet this one is clearly his daughter.

>>713362810 (OP)
>DK is Dk Jr. and Pauline is Pauline Jr.
Is this the plot twist of this game?

Did nintendo game finally imply sex?

>>713372726
I hope so.

>>713364308
>ATF
qrd? I've heard anons on here claim it's a honeypot.