>You're a nice guy, Anon, but I am lesbian. Sorry.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>unzips dick

>unfolds vagina

>>713363492 (OP)
I hack her cyberbrain and implant malware that makes her straight again

In Night City? She gets the rape.

>>713363726
more like DELETE the malware that makes her GAY anmirite

I hate homosexuals.

>>713363979
why

>>713363492 (OP)
Ma'am, I'm just here for virtues. Do you have Michiko Smashed: Adam's POV Edition?

Lesbians cannot penetrate each other, thus they cannot have sex

>>713364170
what about anal fisting?

Yeah, I could tell by that dyke haircut.

>>713364496
zing

>back to character creation
>chose femoi- I mean, type 2
Fixed

>>713364170
That's why lesbian porn is so hot.

>>713363492 (OP)
i identify as a woman

>>713363492 (OP)
>get the suicide ending
>she cries in despair
Heh, that'll show her.

Every lesbian is just waiting for the right guy

>>713363492 (OP)
That's transphobic. Also nazi( just because)

>>713364496
she hit you with the side shave and septum combo didn’t she? like getting friendzoned via character model load-in, no dialog needed

>>713367058

Of course. Soon as you see that stupid side shave, you can immediately tell she munches carpet like a busted vacuum.

>>713363492 (OP)
Give me ONE good reason not to rape the Duke out of her.

>>713364170
I’ve dated a girl that only had one gf prior to me. I used her as a flashlight 24/7 and she loved it, but she might’ve been the most mentally unstable person I’ve ever met. I would never date a bi or former lesbian girl again, anyone who can’t even figure out their own sexuality is completely fucked in the head and that’s just scratching the surface

>>713363492 (OP)
Easy
>Game.GetQuestsSystem():SetFactStr("judy_romanceable", 1)
Problem?

>>713367556
thats homophobic..

>>713363492 (OP)
This is an incredibly trashy bitch, it's like they were going through a bingo to make her as trashy as possible. And her being a carpet muncher barely has anything to do with that.

>>713363492 (OP)
Merely as a thought experiment, after getting this, what would happen if i said
>well, at least i tried. Do you know anyone else i could get with?
Would this be offensive to the lesbian?

>>713364346
thats not sex

>>713368323
he said penetrate

>>713363492 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
I have to return some braindance tapes.

>>713363492 (OP)
If they were going to make all the romances lame as shit they should have left me save Evelyn and romance her.

Given what type of game this is, I should be able to just take my gun out and blow her brains out right? So that.

Post your /v/

>>713368185
everybody is trashy in night city

>>713363673
wait, what??!

>>713369085
This, it's also California. Nobody is good in California. Everyone is a bad person.

>>713363673
What did anon mean by this?

>>713363492 (OP)
Why would I be mad?

>>713363492 (OP)
>You're a nice guy, Anon
>but I am lesbian. Sorry.
What's the correlation between those statements? Her being a dyke changes nothing about the fact that I'm a nice guy.

>>713363492 (OP)
"That's no problem for me."

>>713363492 (OP)
Patch 2.3 is getting a straight judy route, thats why the judy voice actress came back to do more work

>>713370960
male /v/ tried to hit on her, and Judy rejected him!

>>713370960
She WOULD fuck you, but the societal obligation to act like a stupid bitch prevents her

>>713363492 (OP)
Im a woman (male) with a penis. She has to fuck me.

>>713363492 (OP)
>changes one line in Cyber Engine Tweaks
Nothing personnel.

>>713363492 (OP)
"I didn't ask."

>>713368953

>>713363492 (OP)
>Oh babe ive got a magic wand that cures exactly this, lets get out of here ;)
That simple

>male v lines fully voiced
obviously cd projekt got pressured very late in development to make romance changes

>>713368227
incels will say otherwise but women are very supportive of you actually finding someone else

>>713363492 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad

I don't.

GOD.

DAMMIT.

>>713363492 (OP)
>implying I helped her
Her and Evelyn can go fuck themselves.

>>713371646
>Goes to based mods dot eth limo
nothing personal boss, nexus just doesn't hit the same anymore

>>713364027
A variety of reasons, not the least among them being because they reproduce by molesting children.

Why do most dykes dress and act like men and use fake plastic dicks to fuck each other if they hate men?

>>713372078
It's a californian thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>713363492 (OP)
Another fucking Stacy thirsting after Chad's cock I've been nice to you this whole fucking time and my dick is above average all women are whores anyway and you're a fat cunt with dyke hair anyways. Tattoos? Gross get the fuck out of my face I was giving you a pity chance you stupid fucking slut I can smell the fish market from here, fuck you flat tits ugly bitch.

>mod turning judy straight banned
>mod turning panam gay allowed
what did they mean by this?

>dude, don't go there

>>713372254
dont ask too many questions, friend.
wouldn't want to see you get hurt.

>>713372254
They want you to go to based mods and modding haven. So do it, do it anon, go now, download mods from the good guys.

>>713367556
>gay conversion therapy as a cheat code

>>713372597
More like a bugfix for early years of propaganda and/or sexual abuse.

Come on guys, it's June. Be respectful. Don't mod your games.

>>713372254
stop noticing patterns

>>713372254
the gaygenda must be adhered to

I never cared about this bitch.

>>713363492 (OP)
>Guy? I'm just a non-passing trans tomboy with boyish taste in clothes. Now suck on my meaty feminine penis.

>>713363492 (OP)
Don't care I like my slightly autistic wife Panam more anyway

Tell her that dykes aren't real.

>>713372254
>Make mod expanding the sexuality options of a character and sell it as such
>Community likes it
>Make mod expanding the sexuality options of a character and sell it has making the game more realistic and less woke and culture war culture war culture war
>Act surprised when it gets banned

>>713363492 (OP)
still nutted to her nudes

>>713363492 (OP)
Awesome! I’m actually a lesbian tranny. So we’re fine

>>713364170
anal isn't sex either

>>713363492 (OP)
With mods.

>>713363492 (OP)
Judy was like my lesbo best friend and we would both talk about how hot some chick is and she would wingman for me. Panem is my slam piece.

>>713368953

>>713363492 (OP)
re-pogramm her implanted chip to like BWC only

>>713363492 (OP)
Hack her into seeing penises as vaginas, obviously.

she never gave the vibe of being a dyke. you telling me a bottom lesbo wouldn't open her legs for the guy that basically put his life on the line for her.

>>713363492 (OP)
>We like the same thing. See?

>>713372254
Read the ToS, nexus has the privilege to remove or add anything they feel like.

>>713363492 (OP)
You are not a nice girl, and I could barely stand to hear you talk since almost every sentence out of your mouth was straight-up retarded. Thank god I don't have to deal with you more, now please, fuck off out of my city.

>>713372254
They got bought out by a group called "Chosen". I would make a scare parentheses comment, but that would be way too obvious. Meme magic is real.

>>713378032
Having a female best friend that you can't fuck is like the gayest shit imaginable. The only reason men even put up with listening to women talk about their mundane boring shit and drama is for the chance to get laid.

i played as a dickgirl (large)

>>713381016
Tranny.

>>713371970
Very ironic post

>>713367504
>I would never date a bi or former lesbian girl again, anyone who can’t even figure out their own sexuality is completely fucked in the head and that’s just scratching the surface
I have been with two bisexual women. I completely agree.

>>713363492 (OP)
Yeah? Cool I guess, don't remember asking. Anyway as I was saying I'm headed over to Panam's place to plap that shit all night. Have fun dyking it up or whatever.

>>713381016
I hate that large is so small. Where's my floor-dragging futa cock?

>>713381891
holy little boy assblast, lmao.

>>713363492 (OP)
alt girls make me go crazy holy fuckkkk

>>713363673
>Oh, my bad, I thought you were tucking!

>>713363492 (OP)
ugly

>>713363492 (OP)
If Joel Coen and his wife can make it work, any man and a lesbian can make it work.

Alright v, here's what you do when a girl rejects you:
>immediately start crying. Don't even try to hide it.
>tell her your grandma just died and you're so alone right now
>threaten suicide
>offer to give her your most precious belonging if she just goes on one tiny little date with you

>>713383049
might as well just be a rapist at that point

/v/ros, am I still a cuck if I enjoy watching my gf fuck another girl? Or am I just a porn addict who is addicted to lesbian tribbing?

>>713382416
I get it is pride month but you don't need to announce your attraction to little boys Anon.

>>713383246
its okay if you fuck both of them after

>>713383251
That's cool I guess. I don't remember asking. Anyways, as I was saying I'm headed to your mom's place to plap that shit all night. Have fun pridying it up or whatever.

>>713383170
You don't say

>>713363492 (OP)
"Panam is better. I don't care about you ugly bitch"

>>713363492 (OP)
they all go back to factory settings after a few drinks
*grabs pussy*

>>713371175
If they fix this before they unfuck the Panam issue in The Tower ending, they can go right to hell

>>713363492 (OP)
I just say "oh", leave, and never speak to anyone again for the rest of my life.

>>713383469
Yikes!

>>713380064
>Billions must sometimes make a silent takedown

>>713372078
Actually most dykes just look like normal feminine women. Young lesbians frequently complain about a “masc shortage”

>>713382886
Joel Coen doesn't make it work, that's why he doesn't make good movies any more and why he's stuck producing gay fanfiction that his wife wrote

If you use the mod to enable straight Judy romance can you also still romance Panam?

>>713384228
Gimme the GEP gun

>>713384068
>why cant i find a good man 5 years from now on
women are a joke. Imagine a looksmatched dude doing these cringe poses, he would be bood from the internet

>>713383246
The latter most likely, or something that may be aesthetically hot but...remember that once you open the relationship, you change the status forever. If you're not serious/monogamous anyway that's one thing, but if you are...well, things can go very badly because you've added another person to her bed. The amount of guys who convince their girlfriend to fuck someone else (be it a guy or girl) and then end up surprised to find that your girlfriend and the new girl gradually form a new, closer relationship than yours and "the talk" shows up one day... is way more than guys who thought it would be hot. Something to consider - hell there's some copypasta about the very thing happening being passed around. If you're not prepared to have your relationship status upended and possibly end because the third decides they really like your gf but only tolerate you...don't do it..

Can i mod in a harem of loli catgirl sex slaves like in skyrim?

>>713383246
You're a cuck. If she fucks women she will also fuck men.

>>713363492 (OP)
simply not be in such a situation since I’m dating kerry

>>713363492 (OP)
If I did put in the effort to move in on a girl and she hit me with that, I’d be respectful at first, but never talk to her again after I drop her off. Just move on

>>713364170
I can’t help but think that anons who say this are fags who feel threatened by lesbians. Like gay anal sex is heckin real and valid but dykes tribbing isn’t? Bizarre

>>713363492 (OP)
Game.GetQuestsSystem():SetFactStr("judy_romanceable", 1)

>>713363673

>>713384236
Why do dykes need masculine women if they are attracted to women?

>>713384976
These girls all need a good dick (mine, specifically)

>>713384976
Yeah dude faggots totally hate dykes. It's totally unheard of that lesbian pop artists have a large following of faggots who worship them. God you retarded simps truly are something else.

>>713385215
I dunno
Why are fags attracted to lisping effeminate twinks? Why do they dress in drag for fun? Sexuality is weird

>>713363492 (OP)
I'd ask "Okay, if you were into dudes would you fuck me? Just genuinely curious." All of the lesbians I've met IRL (and not weirdo online schizo trannies) were actually pretty cool. One of them told me if she wanted to try dick she'd give me a call and she did literally drunk text me at like 2 AM asking for a picture of my cock but she was LEGITIMATELY hammered to the point that her texts were incoherent and I didn't send a picture. There is a difference between getting drunk with a girl or a girl having a few beers vs her being actually smashed while you're just chilling. This was back in college though, so I doubt any of these women were actually "lesbians" and were just trying to piss off daddy.
Since graduating and working a real job the only lesbian I met was some weird butch lady who delivers supplies to our lab. She is nice though, just has a bunch of tattoos and looks like a fat guy from the back.

>>713385337
nta but as the resident actual faggot… yeah, there is a lot of bad blood between gays and lesbians. It goes both ways but gay men are very catty about dykes

>>713363492 (OP)
>downloads mod to make her romance male v

>>713385357
what the fuck is this ghoulish abomination

>>713385357
>Why are fags attracted to lisping effeminate twinks?
They aren't unless you count prison-gays and bisexuals as fags.
>Why do they dress in drag for fun?
Pretty sure that drag has nothing to do with sexuality. Same with tranny shit. Hell most trannies are straight men who wish they were queer women.

>>713376031
>inventing shit in his head to justify blatant double standards
lol

>>713384976
it's sad seeing how hard they try

I install mods that make her swing that way.

>>713363492 (OP)
Uh I identify as a female you terf. You owe me sex!

>>713385215
Power dynamics.
They want to be dominated but are still attracted to women.
Just like how some fags like to dominate feminine twinks.

>>713372254
You know what they meant. Nexus was compromised by trannies years ago. You have only yourself to blame if you kept using the site after this became apparent. I abandoned Nexus and never looked back.

>>713372254
>mod turning judy straight banned
lol did they really remove that?

>>713363492 (OP)
I still find it hilarious that her whole arc and by extension the death by being a stupid bitch of her friend evee, then death by her being a stupid bitch of all whores in the whore revolt has absolutely zero narrative justification if you can't/don't sleep with her.
>Hey this is fucking retarded (any illusion of choice conversation, quest failed instantly)
or
>Well if you say so (everyone dies but you modded her straight, heal her with dick or it's a 2nd bad end)

It's the most woman moment of fictional woman moments one after the next

>>713384976
Cope.
t. has a step cousin who's a dyke
>her wife cheated on her multiple times

>>713363492 (OP)
be her first.

>>713363492 (OP)
"Oh! Alright. Well, thanks for not wasting my time and effort.".

Why do trannies love lesbians so much?

>>713386123
Most male to female trannies are failed loser men who believe life is easier for them as an ugly fake woman than as a man. Their attraction toward women never changed, their goal was always to sleep with a woman, but they couldn't achieve this as a man, so they became a woman and then targeted lesbians using their new identity to achieve the same thing.

>>713385956
nah, it's still there
https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/4536

>>713385956
nah, it's still there
https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/4536

>>713372254
Wish there were an option to turn her bi rather than straight. it would be more organic.

>>713363492 (OP)
i hack the game to restore her original character that is not gay.

>>713386481
Nigger are you retarded? She would automatically be bi with that mod since she would be player sexual.

>>713384976
>I can’t help but think that anons who say this are fags who feel threatened by lesbians
Well you'd be hilariously totally wrong. In fact that's so backward I have to laugh at the cope from lesbians for pushing it. This is basically "if your girlfriend uses a strap-on you're straight and single to me". Basically men who say this will hit on lesbian women, regardless of their reslationship status, because they don't see lesbian relationships as real or valid.

>>713385985
That's why I find Judy's arc very believable. Everything she does blows up in her face and gets people she cares about killed. She tries to act like a revolutionary out of an inspirational novel and reality kicks her teeth in.

>>713363726
Do you anons think we’ll be able to hack people’s neuralink and mind control them? Is that the ultimate goal of that technology? To just implant these chips that turn humans into drones?
I’m not excited for the cyberpunk future anymore bros…

>>713364170
true
when are they supposed to know when they are done?

>>713384976
love how all the lesbians dress like boys

>>713381393
Sorry your uncle molested you anon, but stop making it everybody else's problem and just kys

Sorry I don't play woke westernslop

>when sfm artists make her fuck and suck off men
so based

>>713381016
The game just seems weird if not played as a guy due to the whole Johnny thing.

>>713368227
Honestly if a lesbian hasn't told you outright to fuck off and die at that point she'd probably be cool with it. They mostly only care about the guys that try to fix them or keep on.

>>713384976
>ayy dude wasup
>what up bro!
kek they look like clowns

>>713386842
True, but cdpr violated the rule of 3 on waifus so you're stuck playing a non romancable romance NPC on an arc only explainable by shared romantic attraction. Panam actually has major rewrites if you're a girl during the train hacking walking sequence and other places that are romance conversations as a man, Judy the only change is the dude no line. If there was a 3rd recurring female character (romance) it'd be easier to ditch her after dead Evie storage and not feel you're missing a chunk of the game by playing in character.

>>713380825
They can wingman for you. Having a women around you who tolerates your company and can big you up makes you social proof. Other women are more willing to trust you because another women is saying you aren't a creep. You are going to get laid, just not directly with that chick. Think bigger.

>>713363492 (OP)
PLEASE MADAM JUST A WHIFF OF PUSSY I BEG YOU

>>713363492 (OP)
CDPR fucked up they should had made her at least Bi and cuck Evelyn would had been kino questline

>>713363673

>>713363492 (OP)
That's alright. Panam is superior.

>>713363492 (OP)
M-me too

>>713384976
imagine getting sucked off by a dyke in the middle of a dyke bar

Why even be butthurt about this? Panam is so much better than Judy it's not even close. I'm butthurt I can't fuck Panam as femV.

In character, why does V even go for these romances when they're going to die in 2 weeks tops anyway? Last hurrah and try to get some fuk before dying?

I gotta be honest I don't think I could get it up with Johnny watching. It'd be too weird. You know he'd try to make you laugh during it.

>>713391513
V believes they can be cured. Sometimes the dialogue/narrative is pessimistic and defeatist, but they still believe overall.

>>713391513
Cyberpunk's story is just poorly written, that's it really.

>>713363673

>>713390583
>Hook up with Judy after rescue mission, something something heightened emotions and doomguying your way through that maestrom dungeon is primal girl aphrodisiac
>Cyber raped vegetable Evie watching whole time propped up in corner
>doesn't kill herself
>New psyche cobbled out of her brain soup is being a Yangire, the crazier secret yandere
Would be less fucked up than the clouds arc/10

>>713363492 (OP)
She can fix me

>lesbians are trying to be men
what is this brownoid logic?

>>713363673
Can a female please explain this to me? I thought I understood the functionality of vaginas, this is alarming.

>>713390583
There were so few romance options in this game that CDPR shouldn't have the luxury of making them with a defined sexuality, all of them should be bi/playersexual
90% of players being male and into females = One (1) Single Option

The true ending of 2077 if you waited 999999/14 days to complete the main quest as everyone does should have been all endings where an organization doesn't have a vested interest in lieing to you dropping the big reveal that wake the fuck up samurai there hasn't been "2 people" in your head, the chip did it's thing months ago and you never noticed the change in psyche because no shit.

>Reject going to digital hell
>Don't get Glownigged
>Don't sign the devil's contract
>Post post script and post game sandbox/true ending where you have crushing realization you've never been V

The true ending of 2077 if you waited 999999/14 days to complete the main quest as everyone does should have been all endings where an organization doesn't have a vested interest in lieing to you dropping the big reveal that wake the fuck up samurai there hasn't been "2 people" in your head, you never noticed your change in psyche because no shit.

Choose
>Reject going to digital hell
>Don't get Glownigged
>Don't sign the devil's contract
>Go off to live your "remaining" life with panam
Result
>Post post script cutscene and post game sandbox/true ending where you have crushing realization you've never been the V who died in the no tell motel, bigg brain stuff about what is the self, steam achievement popup.

>>713392316
Not having shitty playersexual crap is one of the few things Cyberjunk actually did right.

>>713392727
That would be okay if they had 3x the amount of romance options. They didn't earn the luxury of having it be realistic

>>713392727
Yeah if I could rizz up cherry from clouds and it be super awkward in a funny way to still go on that coffee date after no Russianing her employer, then have her chill in my shitty Chinatown apartment without the use of a dozen mods.

If there were amulet of Mara tier romance options in the miles of "open world" then you get to write 3 gayboy chungus quests no one plays twice, if they even play them once. This will be the first time River is mentioned on /v/ in years.

>>713363492 (OP)
Modding goes brrrr...

That is illegal, ma'am

>dials 911

>>713392782
That's YOUR opinion, onion breath.

>>713392382
How's that crushing? If there's no noticeable change, how's that any different than just being changed by life's turns and events?

>>713393642
obviously

>>713363492 (OP)
Not worth the trouble. I’d move on and be glad she didn’t waste my time. Girl’s are rarely so direct and honest.

>>713363673

>>713368635
very good

>>713364170
>Lesbians cannot penetrate each other, thus they cannot have sex
if i have sex with a femboy but we only 69, is it still sex?

>>713367504
Confirmation bias anon
The kind of people that'd date you are obviously the bottom feeders

I used a console command to remove her gay

>>713363492 (OP)
She was never even considered as I'm not attracted to obvious lesbians with a bunch of tats and a rainbow haired side shave, so this exchange would never come up, unless she is just full of herself and assuming what I want. She also has a flatter ass and smaller tits than Panam(Who also has no tats or cybernetics), so even more of a downgrade from the straight woman of the game. Why would I ever consider Judy over Panam?

>>713385337
Are those lesbian pop artists in a room with us right now? Gays like straight pop girlies because we self insert as them

>>713394120
>bottom feeders
Yeah, a lot of bi women are femcels. Too dangerous to stay in a relationship though due to how mentally ill they are. Only good for a "situationship".

>>713384976
I can't even pinpoint what exactly it is but this clip makes me cringe and feel deeply uncomfortable. it doesn't just feel unnatural, it feels uncanny like some mockery of nature.

>>713393674
>Consciousness slips away and you don't notice because it's your consciousness (and your gameplay choices)
>What is the nature of the self
>Retroactive contextualization of writing choices
>Holding on to "V" ends lose the life you have to live
Or
>I'm hekkin dying johnny I just wanna survive ad nauseum
>Isn't so deep nothing actually matters wubba lubba dub dub!
>Infinite reset to before ending because woops no post game

>>713394190
>plays a game with a cyberpunk setting
>doesn't want a a girl with cybernetics or tattoos or dyed hair
Are you for real? It's like going to a renaissance fair then saying you want a girl wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

>>713394120
Definitely fair. I’m pretty crazy and I’m a loser with no job, but I’m good looking and have a big dick, so they put up with me, but you’re not wrong.

>>713363492 (OP)
OK, but what's stopping us from starting a family?

>>713364170
Moid cope.

>>713394895
Your entire sexuality does not exist to most of the male population. They WILL hit on you and your girlfriend / wife as if they were single, and if they claim to have never slept with a man, they will pursue her as a virgin. Cause lesbianism is just for women who haven't found the right man (me).

>>713363492 (OP)
She was originally planned to be romanceable by male V until CDPR realized that they didn't actually create an original romance option for the potential lesbo players, so they phoned it in to make her a lez and ruined the character's story by having her be obsessed with Evelyn. Even if you a lesbo you have to be a cuck for her and listen to her whine about Evelyn.

>>713363492 (OP)
You're a lesbian? Girl, me too.

>>713363492 (OP)
I lovingly rape her

>>713393892
>Romance scripted lockout line that's different as a male is on the last quest of the last interaction with her before what would be sex
>Before that point it is the exact same dialogue, interactions, and choices that she would treat as romantic if you had canonically existing lipples
>>713392727
Gay "theory" being incompatible with cyberpunk and invalidated by it's technological proposals is funny as fuck. All those decades of cope about love being love but in a fiction where your physical body is a commercialized commodity swappable at will and only your mind is your own (for now) you have 2010s pattern lesbians? Wow Judy that's a big yikes from me.

>>713363492 (OP)
I would sound rightfully mad
why wouldn't I be mad?
I like a girl and she's not only not into me but not into me on a conceptual and instinctual level or something
that means no matter how much I change, improve, insist, anything it's impossible
... maybe because I liked a lesbian in the past but this one doesn't sound like something you can just walk out off casually and not be mad, you can and have to be mad, you're in your right to.

>>713394625
>Are you for real? It's like going to a renaissance fair then saying you want a girl wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
There are100s of Cyberpunk settings where all the women are not 80s punk rock rejects with a million shitlennial tats who are also doubling as cyborgs though.
None of what you said is absolutely mandatory as the option, hence why Panam is even an option.

>>713363492 (OP)
You know, both this bitch and Panam abandon and leave you in the dust. As good as dead and they dont care, specially not Judy. No happy endings around here bc CP2077 is mature writing or whatever. Lame. But what about River? How does that turn out? Does he stay faithful and wait for V? I never tried it bc I'm not a fag, but maybe River is the way for a happy V, bc so far single V is for the best.

>>713364346
Why anal? Why not vaginal? Either way you are not feeling the pleasure of penetrating as women cannot penetrate.

>>713367419
Easy brother,
She is a latina goblin mutt

>>713395796
>Panam abandon and leave you in the dust.
No

>this is what /v/ wants

>>713363492 (OP)
>"No problem, lady! I get along great with lesbians. We have a lot in common! I eat what they eat, for one thing..."
Flopping your dong on the table to assert dominance is optional but recommended.

>>713396032
>no bush

>>713395961
Unless you do the Panam ending, aka the worst ending, she does abandon you.

>>713396032
yes

>>713367419
>in the process of raping her
>suddenly hear BALLS OF STEEL

>>713396152
I don't like realism in video games, it's not cool.

>>713363492 (OP)
>I identify as a woman. Now bend over and spread your buttcheeks.

>>713396032
>Reed not killable after killing Vs new wife he won in a poker game
Phantom liberty is THE gayest movie game

>>713396479
All this shitty ass game is like that. Specifically disabling your ability to draw weapons/shoot unless a cutscene says so. Car chase "shoot outs" where nothing you do actually matters and "death races" where you literally can't die or kill anyone.

>>713395079
I don't care if she remained lesbian. I'm more upset they never included bisexual male and bisexual female romance options (Such as
Meredith Stout for example) so that I'm not pigeonholed into a romance option. Dragon age inquisition did that 6 years before this came out. And Baldur's Gate 3 proved you have have multiple romance options that are highly fleshed out that aren't just 4. Whenever I want to play Cyberpunk 2077 I have to choose between playing as a dude for effectively Panam, or playing as a chick for Judy. I'm not homophobic and have watched gay romance before but it makes me really uncomfortable to watch from a first person POV perspective even if I like Kerry and River as characters. I was hoping Songbird, Solomon Reed, Aurore Cassel etc would have filled that obvious void in Phantom Liberty but no, they didn't do that. I hope the next DLC adds it in, maybe it'll motivate me to actually complete a playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 where I don't have to choose between Panam or Judy. Panam is fine I guess but you can tell she has a lot of anger under the surface and Judy is actually toxic in a comedic way. Like I'm glad they're realistic characters and all but I'd like another storyline/personality this time. Stout would have been the perfect female bisexual option imo because it would match the lifepaths perfectly: Panam = Nomad, Judy = Street Kid, Stout = Corpo.

>>713396730
Why the hell would you ever play this game more than once. Even completing it just once is a chore.

>>713395328
I was actually upset I could not give my female v those canonically existing lipples and that no mod exists for them.

>>713384976
This feels like when you’re in 6th grade and you’re still a kid but you start trying to act like teenagers to be cool

>>713396971
They couldn't even be bothered to include different coloured/metallic skin in character customisation even though that's the most basic fucking easy shit imaginable to implement.

>>713396925
>completing it just once is a chore
mods can make anything more tolerable, cyberpank actually has some good ones

>>713363673

>>713372254
>>713372383
>>713372426
>>713373093
>>713373106
You have to be logged in to see adult mods. Literal tourists just search nexus mods, don't find what they want and fuck off, gatekept by their own illiteracy.

>>713396730
>Long-term merideth tsundre questline
>Misty hangouts turned romance with extreme guilt and baggage
>Save Evilyn exploration of surviving post trauma
>Blue moon wants to live like a normal girl prince and the pauper erp
>Lizzy wizzys new secret boyfriend shenanigans
>Cherri (recently unemployed)
>Being able to press E on random NPCs to populate them with a basic nested dialogue menu and contacts list number so you can date the 6th Street McDonald's cashier
>Doing literally all of this and more would barely add to the total number of quests, but do more for the game than hundreds of the voiced kill shit here missions.

saying fans were being weird about the sex/romance system pre release unsold them millions of copies and cripples serious replay. That they've felt forced to add the apartment life sim elements shows they knew they fucked up but too little too late.

>>713396032
Damm, French women look like that?!

>>713398464
Only the real ones (white)

>>713363492 (OP)
Canonically just hack into her and make her straight. Hell it'd be easier to just mind wipe Judy and she'd probably assume she's straight

>>713396032
they didn't have to get rid of her fuck you CDPR

>>713387135
Realistically if the brain is still part of the equation, at best you can fuck with a person's hormones to coax them into doing something. It's a lot harder to make someone do something directly since you'll be controlling someone's motor functions too. The alternative is just taking out the brain entirely and treating the body as a walking meatbag

>>713398391
>Judy Romanced Enhanced
That's the wrong one actually, and the deceptious mod I think you're referencing is a different mod from the one they were talking about. The earlier one got taken down while the panam one is still up to this day. The deceptious mod is a one in all mod that supports maleV/femV romance with anyone, you either activate them with the mods settings or setting the flag manually. If they wanted to take it down they would also just end up taking down the only modern mod for romancing Panam as femV. On another note, deceptious has a lot of decent mods, including some quest mods and extra romances.

>>713390475
>Will never fuck you
>Might try to steal your women from you
>Usually barely any more tolerable than other people
>"But she could help you fuck other chicks" is one of the only legitimate upsides

no thanks

>>713398436
Modern game devs think they're better than the audience most of the time and try desperately to be taken serious by the 'hollywood' type of people. Then they remember that their prime directive is to make money and sell the product, so they realize talking down to a part of their consumer base is actually a poor decision.

>>713394895
I love foids

>>713371839
Eh, I like it better that not all NPC's are player sexual. My heart sank when I saw the River romance option for Male V while playing but I saw later in a video he shoots the player down hard.
The old fag being a sex pest was also a surprisingly based depiction of an LA queer

>>713401880
The issue is every sexuality having only a single option available, meaning the romance choice is less reflective of the V someone is playing and more just a matter of not having anyone else. male&straight = Panam, female&butch = Judy, so on.

>>713402386
V is a preset character anyway. Number of romances is basically the bottom of the list of things wrong with the game. Choosing to be straight or gay is basically the "peak" of actual roleplaying options they actually bothered to implement.

>>713363492 (OP)

Well I'm a girl so

>>713363492 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NCUprjaF5R8?si=VP-d1z3S-AvTfL6H&t=4

>>713382029


It's flaccid size most people aren't that huge

>>713384976
I hate men who are obsessed with lesbians more than actual lesbians

>>713363492 (OP)
I'm a transwoman, now suck my girl dick, bigot.

>>713397183
accurate

>>713363492 (OP)
nice guys always finish last.

>>713402830
>Number of romances is basically the bottom of the list of things wrong with the game
I wouldn't disagree, the game was a disappointment for me when it came out and bares the marks of having been rushed out the door when they realized they had bitten off more than they could chew.

>>713391513


So you wouldn't try to fuck sumin before heading out?

>>713364170
>thus they cannot have sex
Ah, so you're a lesbian, Anon?

What minor character could have become the #1 romance by simply having the functionality

>>713404908
definitely her and I can't believe they didn't give us an asian romance option when half the city is run by them

>>713363673
kek
Finally, the pair is complete.

>>713363492 (OP)
Is it beta to just ignore them and immediately move on?

It's become clear that they're not interested in me, the lie about being a lesbian is obvious since lesbians don't actually exist.
There's nothing more I can gain by talking to the woman so I also no longer have any interest in them and as such have no desire to continue talking to them.

>>713405713
It's worth noting that, by saying they're a lesbian, a women is making an absolute certainty that nothing is ever going to make them like a person, because if there was even the slightest chance they might, they would have to reveal their lie, that they're not actually a lesbian.

See if a woman doesn't like someone but has doubt in their mind, they can just say "sorry not interested". That effectively leaves the door open. But by saying "I'm a lesbian" it completely closes that door. They will never date you because they don't even like men to begin with.
This means they see absolutely no potential in you whatsoever, you're a flat zero.

Why even bother to try against such pitiful odds? there are more fish in the sea

>>713363492 (OP)
like this

>How do you respond without sounding mad?
RISE
UP
RESIST
AND DISORDER

>>713363492 (OP)
This game sucks *unisntalls*

>>713396730
Completionist playing all the ending reactions really fucks up both characters because muh grim dark you chose the wrong endingirino!!!1!
>Panam crashes out from a missed call, obvious red flags are correct.
>Judy shuts down and is useless without her codependency emotional support animal
The suicide ending is absolutely ruinous for both characters
>You are literally dieing, painfully, and go out on your own terms with your person and sense of self still intact
>Panam is entirely self centered, completely tone deaf to what you were going through, as a further extension of being a pretty shit person of all other "bad" end choices
>Judy at least is just broken totally from Evie and (you) killing yourselves, but also has no understanding of what you were doing or how fucked you were from the start

Misty blows them both out of the water, especially her suicide epitaph. But doing the devil's ending and "bad end" of phantom liberty is the writers pulling an ass hurt dungeon master. Losing Jackie and you in the base game + the hacienda side quest is the best the game has for side character real human bean connection. Shes hurting but knows you were hurting and is the only character other than vic to get your struggle with self, survival, and johnny silverhand.

>>713384068
Would.

>>713372254
The true red pill: they just sold the company and didn’t want to risk the valuation at the time.

>>713363492 (OP)
Had this happen IRL, I said I like women too, we have a lot in common.

>>713363492 (OP)
She accepts feminine penis doesn't she?

>>713363492 (OP)
i choose the better girl in the first place

>>713384976
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

>>713363492 (OP)
I download the mod and type in the console command that makes her unable to resist me (so that I could fuck her with my anatomically completely female V that has a male voice because I thought that would be funny to play as a woman that looks hot but sounds awful, but the chud devs were too bigoted to account for my roleplay)

>>713363645
By saying I'm a lesbian as well.

>>713407930
Almost every single trannies I've displeasure of interacting with on the internet are transbians. Why are they so prevalent within the video game and anime community?
I've seen "gay" trannies (MtF who likes men) irl, but every single MtF on the internet self identify as a lesbians / pansexual or all kinds of quirky LGBT shit.

What's the point even? It's just straight with extra steps and heaps of mental illness added on top.

>>713409037
>Autogynophilia
>Pizmozide and other anti schizophrenia medications remove all desire to cross dress and belief you're a real woman when prescribed off label
>If they don't it's proof they're literally just faking lol

>>713407801


that sounds gay

>>713363492 (OP)
>>You're a nice guy, Anon, but I am lesbian. Sorry.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
i mod her to fuck guys

>>713363492 (OP)
nipples

>>713404908
Honestly I could see Sandra Dorset being a decent romance. Blue moon as well perhaps.

>>713403410
my latina trans gf is unironically bigger flaccid than the large option in cyberpunk.

"well i'm in lesbians with you"

>>713363492 (OP)
>SJW haircut
>Tattoos
Nothing of value was lost

>>713391513
The Johnny thing is real. Imagine having one of your homies hang out in your bedroom while you're trying to sex your girl. He'd probably give a play by play too

>>713378508
Ouch!

>>713363673

>>713363492 (OP)
Hey, I know that girl
https://files.catbox.moe/1od8vp.mp4

>>713394895
Kill yourself, legbeard.

>>713416008
ayo sauce?

>>713416467
[Rash Nemain] 2025_Judy_Alvarez_1080p_No_Male_Voice

>>713363492 (OP)
RPG characters should be playersexual.

>>713407472
>hey V, so yeah we've met for like two hours but care to solo raid a dangerous lair filled with armed men with me because I don't like some guy (oh and also the Aldecaldos have no idea about this)?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WE HAVE TO DO IT YOU PRICK

>>713367504
Same lel. It's because most of the "sexual active" ones have bps or narcissism.
You are pretty much a glorified babysitter walking on eggshells for the entire relationship

>>713417808
At least you'd have fun. The other end of the spectrum is dating an autistic chick.
>Sexuality of a dry sponge
>Lazy as fuck
>'Every negative trait I have is because I'm autistic, which also means I can never fix them or do anything about it so they'll just be around forever, lol :)'
Is there even a mentally stable woman left in the western world anymore, or has birth control and microplastics permanently fucked them all up?

>>713414950
Think about it the other way. Straight female V/gay male V gagging on dick and getting anal gaped while Johnny has to experience it all at the same time too. That's funny.

>>713363492 (OP)
I am a woman so that's not an issue

>>713363492 (OP)

>>713414754
Post pics.

>>713418850
>Sorry V I don't like guys with small dicks

>>713417808
>You are pretty much a glorified babysitter walking on eggshells for the entire relationship
Ah fuck that nails it pretty much. I could never relax.

>>713392206
anon im sorry to inform you of this but i think anon is shitposting

>>713363492 (OP)
I don't talk to foids.

>>713404908
Jackie's mom

>>713363492 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Lesbians aren't real. Now watch me raw dog your taco.

>>713394895
See lesbians are just immature girls who have issues with men.

>>713363492 (OP)
Whaat, you are not ugly enough to be a dyke.

>>713363492 (OP)
>~
>Game.GetQuestsSystem():SetFactStr("judy_romanceable", 1)

>>713363492 (OP)
Go to a ripperdoc and install a vagina

>>713363492 (OP)
You convince her she's confused and actually wanted you all along.

>>713363492 (OP)
"Do you have or know any friends looking for a guy?"

>>713370760
Vagina's are folded up naturally. You didn't know that?

>>713425250
Beta Nice Guy V would be a funny roleplay. A pity that Cyberpunk is not an RPG.

>>713363492 (OP)
I don't think you guys understand
This happening should make your day
Because now can hit her with the
>oh, thanks for letting me know; which of your friends are single?

>>713363492 (OP)

>>713396032
every time I see someone basically say they only started to hate reed and alex after killing the twins, I laugh like some chubby fucking ogre
who knew all it took was giving someone a pretty face to make people go
>wait…the glowies are ze bad?

>>713384976
>enjoy your death trap, ladies

>>713363673

>>713367504
>I used her as a flashlight 24/7 and she loved it
Sounds like a bright person.

>>713394571
because they're filming it

normal people don't film every interaction they have, they just interact with people and move along
this? this is rehearsed, that fist bump and handshake and muscle show thing? that's like the 28th time they did it just to get the perfect shot, that's why it feels uncannily fake
"masc" dykes aren't actually masculine in mindset, they just like wearing vests and backwards caps but they're still mentally female
actual masculine women just behave like guys so they don't feel the need to put everything on tiktok, that's why you hardly see em, their life isn't a performance

>>713372254
so sick of all the tranny mods adding huge cocks to female characters, enough with the faggatory

I wish I was a dyke. I feel like it’ll join would give me access to more of the kind of women I’m attracted to, and it’d make my life less complicated.

I’m definitely not a tranny, but I do envy lesbians.

Good thing I ain't white so such minutia does not apply to me.

>>713403558
Means their sperm is the one that gets the girl pregnant then.
it's always the last guy you fuck that knocks you up.

>>713363673
that just makes it sound like she unfurls her flaps like sails on a boat lmao

>>713431319
Egg.

>>713431319
>would give me access to more of the kind of women I’m attracted to
these things? >>713384976

>>713396479
>Reed not killable
you can kill him later

>>713431319
Nigger that's THE quintessential tranny mindset. You dyke simps are such brain fried retards.

I couldn't be less interested in this groid

The only people who hate lesbians are trannies, because the only thing trannies despise the most are biological women. And in this case it's 2x biological women, every troons worst nightmare.

>>713433628
As far as you know that's what women do before they mate
Ever seen it happen? No? Then you can't prove it doesn't

>>713434443
How's the weather on planet retard?

OH MY SCIENCE A HECKIN DYKERINO THAT'S SO HECKIN EPIC.

>>713434830
>tranny mad he can't replace real women

>>713436334
>tranny mad that not everyone worships dykes

>>713431319
I wish I was a lesbian so I could make brown incels seethe merely by existing.

>>713433628
ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAAAAARD

>>713363492 (OP)
fuck
can you put in a good word with a friend, then?

>I wish I was a lesbian so I could make brown incels seethe merely by existing.

Only subhuman queers like dykes.

>>713437231
>the 'girls' be shaving

>>713437645
n shieet

>>713396032
But without moles and with long hair yes