Thread 713364575 - /v/ [Archived: 807 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:28:35 PM No.713364575
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rapeniggers
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Name ONE third-person shooter with better gameplay
Pro tip: you can't
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:31:21 PM No.713364758
>>713364575 (OP)
Damn I cant think of any, doesnt mean they dont exist though
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:32:00 PM No.713364810
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What do I win?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:24 PM No.713364919
control
control
md5: 41f3b62793e1656e70569abfb2df064d๐Ÿ”
Did you mean to say third person cover camping slop with occasional shitty stealth segments?
Because here's the actual best third person shooter with the best gameplay
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:31 PM No.713364929
>>713364575 (OP)
>Has a companion system
>Companions literally offer nothing positive to the game and in some ways completely break your immersion of it
It has solid gameplay but fails on the one system it should have gotten right in the first game. So it can't really be the best based on that.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:31 PM No.713364987
>>713364810
Thats worse
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:39 PM No.713364995
>>713364575 (OP)
I've been playing this alot lately. Tried no return and honestly though I'd blast through it even on grounded but that shits hard. Shits fun, wish they let Tommy and Joel dodge though
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:36:35 PM No.713365130
>>713364919
>third person cover camping slop with occasional shitty stealth segments
Tlou2 isn't anything like that
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:33 PM No.713365225
>>713365130
Ok name one form of combat gameplay that doesn't consist of
>camp cover
>sneak around
>melee because gears of war did it
>repeat
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:57 PM No.713365260
>>713364810
Better in Ohio maybe
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:38:26 PM No.713365293
>>713364575 (OP)
Fortnite
Plus: Fortnite has a better written story
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:39:02 PM No.713365339
>>713365225
The entire game? Just say you didn't play it chud.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:39:35 PM No.713365389
LastOfMentallyIllOfUs-superb-AI_thumb.jpg
LastOfMentallyIllOfUs-superb-AI_thumb.jpg
md5: 8565fcc674fa62f778576c79eeb3960f๐Ÿ”
>>713365130
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:39:55 PM No.713365413
>>713364810
>this pile of shit
>better
Nope lol
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:40:42 PM No.713365461
>>713365413
perfect gameplay
vs.
Uncharted reskinned slop
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:02 PM No.713365489
>>713364919
This game is so fun when you're fully upgraded. Super underrated
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:11 PM No.713365497
>>713365339
So you can't.
Also I'm not playing this dogshit, it's a shitty gears of war clone for brainless chuds like you. They even removed the multiplayer on the offchance people think this is a game that requires any sort of mental processing power or skill.
Enjoy your shitty rope puzzles.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:17 PM No.713365504
maxresdefault (1)
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>>713364575 (OP)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:26 PM No.713365514
Binary Domain
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:45 PM No.713365543
>>713364575 (OP)
Metal Gear Solid
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:18 PM No.713365578
>>713364575 (OP)
its alright for aaa moviegame
but need a "remaster" which removes all the cuckman abortion of the story - then it would be playable
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:22 PM No.713365585
>>713364575 (OP)
MGSV
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:24 PM No.713365589
>>713365514
this is a good choice.
and it has a cyborg waifu, that's cute and isn't woke
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:30 PM No.713365593
I love TLOU and but I think Returnal and Remnant 1&2 has better gameplay. Maybe Control too

If I had to pick only 1 game for the best gameplay it would be Returnal
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:19 PM No.713365645
>>713365497
You cant comment if you havent played it, retard
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:37 PM No.713365669
>>713364575 (OP)
This piece of shit has basically no gameplay, it's just a bunch of trigger animations. Most of the game you are just collecting scissors or crouching behind an infected to play the stealth kill animation anyway. Zero substance.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:38 PM No.713365671
infantry
infantry
md5: 5f349b6954f2d1720b502a305b05ec6c๐Ÿ”
Helldivers,
Where men look like men, and women don't look like men.
Where you don't have to babysit a shitty dirty brat the entire first game, and a shitty daddy issues lesbian in the second game.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:46 PM No.713365678
>>713365497
>TLOU hater
>Never played it
Every time.
Just say your PC can't handle it Juan. It would be more honest.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:44:39 PM No.713365743
>>713365645
Sure I can, see this? It's called a "post"
Shit game for nerds who like shitty netflix drama.
Also the plot is ass, hurr oh no joel dies I simped for him because I also have daddy issues.
Good riddance rest in piss literally ruined his life because he has daughter issues.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:44:47 PM No.713365754
>>713365389
This was just a problem in the bugged pc port and was fixed 3 days after launch thoughbeit
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:40 PM No.713365818
task
task
md5: ea39071db8af6eeef575e2f17f31e096๐Ÿ”
>>713365678
Sorry you dark skinned nigger I don't own a macintosh, I just don't play trash.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:42 PM No.713365819
>normalfags are so easily impressed by generic console stealth and generic console shooting
You will be mindblown once you discover Uncharted and Gears of War, lil' bro.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:44 PM No.713365826
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md5: f900ff4022a13e7e5f7bb414911e3b5a๐Ÿ”
>>713365225
I'm not going to because it's a waste of time, you're not arguing in good faith and not even making sense. I'm gonna go play some vidya now
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:53 PM No.713365843
>>713365754
>it was patched!!!
>the AI is le perfecto
keep sucking the doggo's cock
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:46:42 PM No.713365892
>>713365826
You're not going to because you can't you brainless gook.
Meanwhile you spent all the time finding a reaction image and typing out some "look at me I own a ps5 non-pro" hyperbole shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:47:16 PM No.713365930
>>713365678
Its as simple as that. You're either in cover having a shootout or you're in stealth taking out enemies. With infected enemies its even easier since their AI sucks balls and they die to melee so easily if you even have one braincell and know how to dodge.

You can only really do run and gun in lower difficulties or if you tweak the settings to allow for more resources to drop or do cheats that allow you to get infinite ammo because if you go around fighting everything you see you'll find yourself without resources real quick. So anyone saying that the game isn't being in cover or stealth is probably playing on the journo difficulties. Let's not act like those gameplay videos where the dude has run the same encounter 100 times and can blaze through the section like an action movie is actually an indicator of normal gameplay.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:47:19 PM No.713365939
>>713365818
>Flying into a fit of seething rage, spittle dripping down your latinx chin, all because I have correctly identified you as a turd-world latrino who can only play ps2-era garbage.
I accept your concession
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:48:41 PM No.713366052
>>713365819
The fact you play cod with k&m hasnt earned you the right to act uppity but okay
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:01 PM No.713366075
>>713364575 (OP)
Evil within 2 is just a better TLOU in every way
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:44 PM No.713366140
>>713365930
This is like /v/ personified, never played the game but will review it anyways
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:49 PM No.713366142
>>713364575 (OP)
Fortnite
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:50:00 PM No.713366160
valheim4
valheim4
md5: be5829d9a0a02e6c2b2d471f8537dd93๐Ÿ”
>>713365939
Hey whatever you roleplay tells you fuckboy.
Hey check this out, do you know what it is? It's something you'll never ever make in your life
a 4k screenshot
also valheim is a better third person shooter than your dogshit
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:50:44 PM No.713366210
demake
demake
md5: 03d9f7f1b441a4ab23d204c5c23192f8๐Ÿ”
I imagine that Ellie wouldn't shower very often, and on account of her incapability of swimming, she probably would only be able to bathe in the very rare brook or pond which babbled gently at knee height through the woods.
With this in mind, I can't help but to contemplate her smell. Is it sweet? Pungent? Musky? I really can't decide.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:50:54 PM No.713366223
>>713365930
The AI actually is smart though so you will be flanked and killed if you stay in cover. It's true you can run all the way back and camp in a corner but why would you play like that
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:02 PM No.713366231
>>713365930
Woah woah sailor, there's like 3 whole enemy types with the undead now, and one of them can't be meleed ooo so original
Also the two whole characters have marginally different melee strength, wow
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:54 PM No.713366306
>>713366160
FOTM dogshit
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:52:04 PM No.713366319
>>713366210
smells of puke and lesbian and blood as well as mucus
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:02 PM No.713366401
>>713366306
nah it's just unfinished.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:26 PM No.713366429
>>713365389
I'll never get over how fucking small that faggot is. Being 5"6 as a man must be an actual fucking nightmare.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:34 PM No.713366442
>>713366306
Yeah that describes last of us in a nutshell.
Hey where's that free multiplayer update you guys were gonna get? Valheims only gotten like 14 major updates in the 4 years it's been in early access.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:35 PM No.713366446
ellie-looking-scared-in-the-last-of-us
ellie-looking-scared-in-the-last-of-us
md5: 3d0bba0bad7ab32789ed396060d938f3๐Ÿ”
>>713366319
Ellie is gay btw.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:43 PM No.713366458
>>713366319
What does her bile smell like? In absence of an industrialized diet does it have a natural smell, or is it still as off-putting as the bile of people who gorge themselves on corn chips and ice cream?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:54:12 PM No.713366501
>>713366140
Beat the game twice because its a fun time and done No Return as well. However, anyone that tries to argue that the game is complex or actually difficult unless gimped by the highest difficulty is deluded
>>713366223
It is, which I appreciate because it makes the encounters be different. Even then, if you let yourself be flanked then you arent using your tools.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:54:20 PM No.713366513
>>713364575 (OP)
gears of war
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:56:22 PM No.713366692
>>713364575 (OP)
Max Payne
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:14 PM No.713366779
>>713366501
>or actually difficult unless gimped by the highest difficulty
It's not difficult unless it is? Did that make sense in your head?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:19 PM No.713366787
>>713366501
>However, anyone that tries to argue that the game is complex or actually difficult unless gimped by the highest difficulty is deluded
Retarded thinking, the higher difficulties improve the ai and require you to play well and plan things out because of your limited resources. You have to think about how to handle certain things with what you have, or what you want to save. If you play a difficulty or with settings where you have abundant resources then yeah its gonna be easy because you can just shoot and blow everything up without a care in the world.
TLDR, shut your ass up lil nigga
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:40 PM No.713366817
>>713364575 (OP)
Core Tomb Raider
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:39 PM No.713366895
God this game is back, must be summer
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:41 PM No.713366897
>>713366787
>look, it's Uncharted but with limited ammo
Brutal sucks dick, just like your dad
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:09 PM No.713366947
The malding of chuds over TLOU 2 is incredible

They never played it but they think Abby is a tranny who they are โ€œforcingโ€ you to play as, so they just lose their shit. Meanwhile they never complain about the actual tranny in the game because they donโ€™t know who it is

There are people on /v/ who tried to convince me TLOU 2 is a movie game with hour long cutscenes
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:40 PM No.713366992
>>713366787
>the higher difficulties improve the ai and require you to play well and plan things out because of your limited resources.
Or you can just learn to fucking shoot and then the game is a joke
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:56 PM No.713367016
MGSV has all of the TLOU2 mechanics + open world sandbox + vehicles.
People that really like TLOU2 for its gameplay should play MGSV because it does everything that game does and way more.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:00:18 PM No.713367048
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>>713364575 (OP)
[shift]+LMB

bye bye shitty thread
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:00:19 PM No.713367049
>>713366947
Joel is the tranny.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:00:42 PM No.713367091
>>713366947
>There are people on /v/ who tried to convince me TLOU 2 is a movie game with hour long cutscenes
Well, it's more than that.
You also get to have dogshit gunfights from behind cover, which are sometimes engaged by you from a stealth segment, and then the other half of the game is just rooting around in ruins listening to cringe as fuck dialog
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:01:20 PM No.713367147
>>713367016
and MGS5 sucks as much as Mentally Ill of Us
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:01:31 PM No.713367158
>>713366947
>TLOU 2 is a movie game with hour long cutscenes
The first game is that so it's a reasonable assumption
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:12 PM No.713367226
>>713367147
To be fair to him at least mgs5 has some creative mechanics.
TLOU is just a bone stock generic as fuck third person shooter.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:27 PM No.713367246
>>713366947
>pressing forward for minutes is not a cutscene but "game" "play"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:32 PM No.713367256
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1684688488407119m
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>>713366897
>brutal
Blud doesn't even know the difficulty names lmao
>>713366947
You'd think /v/ would love Abby since she's a aryan heterosexual women who beats the shit out of two lesbians and traumatizes them to the point where their relationship is permanently ruined
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:33 PM No.713367257
>>713367048
what a fun couple days that was
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:14 PM No.713367318
>>713367091
if you're cover shooting in TLOU2 you're actually playing it wrong or on retard easy dfifficulty
the closest comparison I'd make is to something like hotline miami where you're going to die quick but retrying until you get the perfect encounter is part of the fun
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:28 PM No.713367339
>>713367226
no, mgs5 is a dog turd
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:35 PM No.713367349
>>713365130
>Tlou2 is exactly like that
ftfy
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:07 PM No.713367403
>>713364987
>>713365260
>>713365413
People will still be playing the original RE4 in 10 years and probably 10 years after that, I doubt the same will be said for TLOU2. By that time TLOU will be remembered more as a HBO TV show from the 2020's, probably nothing more.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:12 PM No.713367413
ac6
ac6
md5: f5e1c6da8fae2c89a30ef7ffe38315a6๐Ÿ”
Does AC6 count? It's a better third person shooter with better gameplay.
The last of ass is just slow as fuck, in narrative, in game design, in puzzle design, in combat. It pretends to be stewing on the moment but it's really just dragging shit out to try to hit that 10 hour mark or whatever.
Here's a shitty boat segment, woah!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:30 PM No.713367442
just-finished-uncharted-3-on-brutal-difficulty-now-i-have-v0-uvafm4v66dja1
>>713367256
>retarded Doggo shill wasn't briefed properly
sad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:38 PM No.713367454
>>713367016
>Open world sandbox
Yeah but the sandbox is 100 acres with only 5 meager piles of sand, each separated by miles and miles of nothingness
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:58 PM No.713367486
>>713366992
? You can't just shoot everything on the harder difficulties lol, it forces you to engage with all the mechanics by giving you less resources
Stream grounded permadeath if it's so easy lil bro
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:05:31 PM No.713367525
>>713367403
if anything the reputation of TLOU2 has improved over time
so much so that the HBO series is being clowned on for being an awful adaptation
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:05:31 PM No.713367527
960x0
960x0
md5: 579944f33707e282ed06b54cd8fd88e4๐Ÿ”
>>713367256
>abby is a w*man
lmao
where does "she" get her hormones and steroids from?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:05:55 PM No.713367558
>>713367318
The problem is you're a fucking idiot so you play this game and roleplay as the fucking idiot you are, run out into cover, can't hit shit because the flinch on this game is absurd, waste 6 bullets and 3 medkits and a melee weapon, now you have to go farm "super limited resource management wooweee" as if med kits weren't a mechanic in every single fucking shooter in the 90s and none of them had to be this pathetically slow and over-animated.
Meanwhile I sit behind cover, get 5 headshots, wasted 5 bullets and I get 6 back. Game is a fucking joke.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:31 PM No.713367616
>>713367527
from the hundreds of pharmacies they could raid in seattle and the surrounding area?
do people think apocalypse = everything suddenly disappears?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:56 PM No.713367654
>>713367486
A couple of the zombies are bullet sponges, la de fucking da, throw a stun grenade and melee them.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:19 PM No.713367692
>>713367616
>there are never ending supplies of tranny hormones and steroids in le apolcalypse
>and it's most important, not food
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:32 PM No.713367707
>>713367558
sounds like you're just shit at the game lmfao
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:08:12 PM No.713367770
>>713364575 (OP)
This has gameplay? All i remember way putting the controller down every 5 minutes because the game doesn't want that you play it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:08:14 PM No.713367776
>>713367558
>Meanwhile I sit behind cover, get 5 headshots, wasted 5 bullets and I get 6 back.
Kekaroo! Bros playing on easy and saying the games too easy
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:08:20 PM No.713367783
>>713367558
Why are you lying? Getting consistent headshots on moving enemies is almost impossible due to how the aim is implemented
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:27 PM No.713367883
wifey
wifey
md5: 16c5185c22945d87827cfef71ff3bdbf๐Ÿ”
>>713367256
>lesbian
Rejects the nigger kid.
Rejects Jesse because he's asian.
Calls the young white guy she sees a photo of cute.
Ellie isn't lesbian, she's just BWC only and there wasn't any in Jackson
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:28 PM No.713367884
>>713367783
>the aiming is shit
so it has garbage game play, got it
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:33 PM No.713367891
>>713367692
yes Test would likely be in abundance because people raiding pharmacies are looking for antibiotics and opioids not anabolic steroids
and it makes a lot of sense to have your soldiers on anabolic steroids when you're in the middle of a war with a cult
>>and it's most important, not food
>you can only search for one thing at a time, chud
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:35 PM No.713367896
>>713367403
>durrrrr autists exist
Whats your point
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:43 PM No.713368004
>>713367770
I really don't want to hear that when /v/ sucks off games like SH2. Sit down lil bro
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:56 PM No.713368016
>>713367891
Umm women can't get big from working out because that's woke or something
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:11:02 PM No.713368027
>>713367891
>pharmacies have kilos of steroids in stock, because everyone is a tranny
>it makes a lot of sense
>hey Abby, we got you 10 kg of steroids, sure we could have grabbed 10 kg of medkits, but there you go so that you can look like a man
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:02 PM No.713368129
>>713368027
do you think you can only raid a pharmacy one time or something?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:03 PM No.713368132
>>713364575 (OP)
Where's Factions 2 though. I don't want to sit through that dogshit story just to play the game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:59 PM No.713368228
>>713368129
>we risk our lives multiple times, because we got that tranny that wants to look like a male
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:01 PM No.713368229
Idk why people act like Abby having muscle is just absurd. She even loses her muscle mass at the end of the game when she's captured because she can't sustain it anymore
Replies: >>713368602 >>713368769
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:24 PM No.713368263
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>>713364575 (OP)
Max Payne 1-3
Psi Ops
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:13 PM No.713368334
>>713364575 (OP)
Is the gameplay good?
Do I need to play the 1st one?
Can I skip cutscenes?
I don't give a shit about the story.
Replies: >>713368521 >>713368547
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:52 PM No.713368397
>>713367884
As garbage as the aiming is it's still better than using the AMR in helldivers, and I can 360 jetpack noscope that shit.
The game doesn't pass on pc because it's not limited by a dogshit controller. On mouse and keyboard it doesn't matter how god awful the game design is, skill can overcome anything.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:53 PM No.713368402
Why do normalfag trannies come here? So fucking exhausting. You have literally the entire internet. You can just stay on Reddit and everyone will nod along to what you have to say. Why are you so obsessed with a random corner of the internet who hates you and your normie tastes?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:22 PM No.713368521
>>713368334
>I don't give a shit about the story.
Then you skip the first and skip cutscenes
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:38 PM No.713368547
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1749741656878817m
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>>713368334
>I don't give a shit about the story
Then why ask if you need to play the first one /v/tard?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:42 PM No.713368549
>>713364575 (OP)
RDR1, RDR2
max payne 3
hitman absolution, hitman WoA
resident evil 4
days gone
MGSV
vanquish
and a fuckton more no doubt.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:50 PM No.713368563
>>713367525
>if anything the reputation of TLOU2 has improved over time
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replies: >>713368839 >>713369518
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:17:17 PM No.713368602
Definitely not a tranny
Definitely not a tranny
md5: ecd13f7aee79362b891a4a0adaca2b78๐Ÿ”
>>713368229
because even a man has to eat tons of protein and work out like crazy.
a "woman" can not achieve that, unless she takes tons of drugs all the time, and even then her bones are still weak as fuck.
Replies: >>713368872
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:17:36 PM No.713368638
Kanye
Kanye
md5: c097cde1512806b6922c36fe0728fd5b๐Ÿ”
Kanye West agrees its the best
Replies: >>713368774 >>713368904
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:12 PM No.713368769
>>713368229
Truthfully it's because she is beyond roided out. She mogs chicks who have access to high quality protein, can train 8 hours per day and are on Anavar.
And the worst part is that she had a big but reasonable body in the reveal trailer and they increased her muscle mass by like 4x for the final game.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:15 PM No.713368774
>>713368638
he's a faggot
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:33 PM No.713368795
19897-1687956698-1398148755
19897-1687956698-1398148755
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>>713364575 (OP)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:20:12 PM No.713368839
>>713368563
when it came out it did not have any defenders here
now over half the thread is saying it's not a bad game just a bad story
Replies: >>713369327
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:20:38 PM No.713368872
>>713368602
The WLF is shown to be well equipped and have working gyms so I believe a girl who's dedicated her life to getting revenge could get big if she worked out
Replies: >>713368920
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:21:03 PM No.713368904
ye
ye
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>>713368638
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:21:15 PM No.713368920
>>713368872
it's telling that for the woke TV series, THEY COULD NOT FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT.
Replies: >>713369008
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:21:23 PM No.713368930
>>713367896
>appeal to normalfaggotry
Don't worry anon, sounds like you won't even be playing video games at all in 5 years or so, no point discussing anything with you beyond this.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:11 PM No.713369008
>>713368920
No they just didn't want to because they were trying to appease haters. Abby in the show is lame compared to the game one
Replies: >>713369090
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:14 PM No.713369015
>>713364575 (OP)
Horizon Zero down
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:23:01 PM No.713369079
>>713365585
playing it as a shooter is the only correct way
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:23:07 PM No.713369090
Do you lift bro
Do you lift bro
md5: d66cb9dfeaa240c70a9623b904478ea1๐Ÿ”
>>713369008
false
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:24:45 PM No.713369224
>>713364575 (OP)
Wasn't there going to be a huge tlou battle royal? Whatever happened to that?
Replies: >>713369335
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:25:54 PM No.713369327
>>713368839
>not a bad game
Yeah bro i too like it when i climb a small wall that progresses the linear game that it kills me to jump off said wall like i just fell from the third floor window because the game can't let me go back there
Replies: >>713369460 >>713369762
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:26:00 PM No.713369335
>>713369224
They wisely cancelled it. Naughty dog is a studio with integrity.
Replies: >>713369563
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:27:33 PM No.713369460
I COULDNT DO ANYTHING
I COULDNT DO ANYTHING
md5: b9f9dc73b9e937089d5ecd96548dc179๐Ÿ”
>>713369327
>tries to get out of bounds
>gets mad when the game stops him from doing it

WOW
Replies: >>713369592
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:28:14 PM No.713369518
>>713368563
I mean he's right, part 2 has sold a lot of copies and pretty sure it sold a shit ton more when the show came out
Replies: >>713369921
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:28:51 PM No.713369563
>>713369335
Yeah. They see all these lesbian tranny games that cost half a billion to make fail within 1 week of going live and decided to save the money.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:29:10 PM No.713369592
>>713369460
>out of bounds is the small waist high wall you JUST climbed
Shouldn't you really be discussing TLOU on /tv/ instead of /v/ anon? More your speed.
Replies: >>713369719
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:30:41 PM No.713369719
>>713369592
nah its fun triggering your retarded ass
Replies: >>713370041
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:31:12 PM No.713369762
>>713369327
Legit don't even know what part you could be talking about
Replies: >>713370135
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:31:16 PM No.713369764
>WLF
>look at all the resources we have
>we're gonna expend those resources so this cunt can get revenge against a dude she's never even met
this game is fucking stupid.
Replies: >>713370012
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:33:11 PM No.713369921
>>713369518
>well it sold well so
I am sure you will be there ready to pay $85 when it get's a "remake" on PS6 anon, and whatever Horizon too, hear those sell well.
Replies: >>713370056
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:17 PM No.713370012
>>713369764
It wasn't just her it was a lot of ex fireflys that wanted it too. Abby is also shown to be a respected member in the WLF and someone Isaac trusts enough to lead the first wave on the attack on the seraphites. So makes sense he'd let her take care of loose ends before the attack especially since he probably knows she'll do it anyways
Replies: >>713370358
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:38 PM No.713370041
>>713369719
>um, TRIGGERED much lol??
Fucking hell anon, reddit here used to at least try to pretend they weren't tourists.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:47 PM No.713370056
>>713369921
but it's 8k, anon.
Replies: >>713370247
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:35:43 PM No.713370135
>>713369762
Of course you don't, i have no doubt you ever tried to deviate movie games path for you.
Replies: >>713370201
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:36:36 PM No.713370201
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md5: d735df71363f24d4c2232f3294e806be๐Ÿ”
>>713370135
>you ever tried to deviate movie games path for you.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:37:23 PM No.713370247
>>713370056
All the better to see Abby's armpit hair better i guess.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:38:48 PM No.713370358
>>713370012
>it makes sense
no, no it does not. this is supposed to be a post apocalyptic zombie infested world where resources are scare and survival is of the utmost importance. it's one thing to go after a group of cultists who are making life difficult for your people and their operations, but petty revenge is a pointless endeavor that can't ever be justified in terms of the net survival benefit it would offer, because it offers none. I don't care how respected you are within your organization, I don't care how many people would have wanted it or why, you're expending resources on a fool's errand, which is nothing but an unnecessary risk.

nobody in their right mind would authorize such behavior, and nobody in their right mind would allow her to engage in such an operation without being reprimanded. aren't they supposed to be a militia? some sort of post society semi-professional military outfit? they don't fucking act like it, her least of all.
Replies: >>713370505 >>713370514
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:41:06 PM No.713370505
>>713370358
People aren't robots nigga, if they acted perfect like you wanted there wouldn't even be a war between the WLF and seraphites because Isaac would've never killed the scared lady.
If anything it's a benefit to let Abby and her group kill Joel so they can be back and with clear heads for the war
Replies: >>713370625 >>713371109
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:41:17 PM No.713370514
>>713370358
I'm sure people would make an exception to hunt the guy who doomed all of humanity
Replies: >>713371109
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:42:45 PM No.713370625
>>713370505
>risk your live and the lives of others because your father was a retard
Replies: >>713370808
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:45:25 PM No.713370808
>>713370625
>You're sad because your father was killed? Well you see I'm a intelligent /v/tard so like...have you tried not caring?
Replies: >>713370946
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:46:16 PM No.713370881
>>713364575 (OP)
MGS V clears TLOU2 unbelievably hard
Replies: >>713373291
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:47:07 PM No.713370946
>>713370808
>my father was a retard
>wanted to kill a cunny
>got stabby stabbed instead
>NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:48:33 PM No.713371058
Kanye & Lynch 2
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:49:06 PM No.713371097
I want a part 3 where we get to see Ellie and Abby just talk it out
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:49:11 PM No.713371109
>>713370505
>if people were perfect there wouldn't be a war
why, yes. yes that is indeed the case. why are you so thirsty for blood? even if you can justify revenge against joel and his people (you can't but whatever), they're not a threat and they live halfway across the country form where you currently are outfitted. it'd be a waste of time and resources to send anyone out there for petty revenge on that basis alone, but the fact that they're a mostly peaceful community with which your people have had zero contact with makes it extra retarded. someone in abby's group should have had misgivings about it, but no, it's just hamfisted in your face retardation from the start. god the story in this game sucks so bad and it baffles me to see people sucking it off like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>713370514
he didn't doom humanity, that's a pretty dishonest assessment. he killed a bunch of people who were reasonably certain they could synthesize a cure by dissecting his surrogate daughter's brain. he loved her too much to allow that to happen, and they weren't going to back down without a fight, so he did what he had to do. he even told marlene
>you'll just come for her
and look, he was right. besides, she's still alive, and maybe neil will pull another group out of his asshole who are researching a cure, so that later on in her old age ellie can decide for herself to die for the greater good, assuming there aren't actually others like her out there.
Replies: >>713371429
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:49:35 PM No.713371152
>>713366429
its the stilted cadence of his speech that does it for me. completely monotone and forced deep voice. i see him as the warren davis of manlets
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:53:26 PM No.713371429
>>713371109
Really making me question if you played the game or not. They didn't know Jackson was a huge ass town/community. And in fact they did have misgivings about it considering Owen wanted to call it off when they saw Jackson, and said himself the others will want to leave once they see it too. It just happened after that because Abby forced it
Replies: >>713371608 >>713371946
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:55:35 PM No.713371608
>>713371429
>Jackson
A great musician and never diddled children.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:00:06 PM No.713371946
>>713371429
alright, let me put it to you this way:
you're a high ranking officer in some militia. a group of your people, and one of your most trusted soldiers in particular, have this notion that they want to go halfway across the goddamn country on some revenge quest. you don't like the idea for the reasons I already mentioned, so why would you send them on their way to do just that with your approval? the first thing would be to send a neutral party -- maybe a small contingent of some of your most expert field operatives -- to scout the place and investigate so they don't do anything stupid like a more emotionally charged person would. if you send the people calling for blood you're asking for a bad time, and it'd be prudent to gather as much information about the place before you make any definitive decisions.

because these games have dogshit worldbuilding, for all we know such a thing might've happened off screen, but all we're shown is abby and her group reacting to jackson when they arrive. they don't go home, they still have the resolve to find and kill the motherfucker.

I'm just saying, if you stop to think about it for just a minute, you can poke a fuckton of holes in the story's logic. can't fathom why neil hated joel so much anyway. why, just because le chuds liked him?
Replies: >>713372164
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:03:00 PM No.713372164
>>713371946
By that logic I guess you can't fathom Tommy and ellie going out to avenge Joel either you dumb fool?
Replies: >>713372274
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:04:27 PM No.713372274
>>713372164
correct. they're all fucking stupid. every character in this game is fucking stupid.
Replies: >>713372635
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:05:13 PM No.713372332
>>713364810
GigaBASED
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:08:12 PM No.713372556
>>713364575 (OP)
Ratchet and Clank 1, 2 and 3
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:09:15 PM No.713372635
>>713372274
In the real world people aren't just fine with family members getting murdered. They will do what they can to get justice even if it isn't what's best rationally.
Replies: >>713372970
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:13:07 PM No.713372970
>>713372635
that's not necessarily the problem. is revenge, as a general concept, fucking stupid? yeah. however, that isn't to say that a person couldn't get their revenge. however, it has to be calculated, and no one is going to choose revenge to the detriment of every other aspect of their lives. none of the characters in this game are doing anything to benefit themselves by getting revenge, either. they're all ill-prepared hotheads whose actions are guided by the mutable winds of emotion. none of their actions make sense, even in context. it's all just tit-for-tat retard fisticuffs and it's just dumb, especially when ellie doesn't even kill the bitch in the end. what a shame.
Replies: >>713373207
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:15:55 PM No.713373207
>>713372970
Revenge isnt stupid though. Revenge is what you should want when youre done wrong. It allows you to get even and beat out your oppressors. Neil doesnt actually believe revenge is bad but he wants you to.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:16:59 PM No.713373291
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1738605706477
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>>713364575 (OP)
RE 4 OG and Remake
>>713364810
Validation unlike OP
>>713367016
>>713370881
>>713365585
>>713365543
The gunplay in MGS 5 isnt good cause the enemies have a limit to how much health they can lose before going into the ground half dead you always need to deliver the killing blow and it ruins the entire gunplay, also the game was retardedly made cause just like Dishonored it punishes you for playing the fun way with the mechanics the proper way to play MGS 5 is to Fulton soldiers so every lethal gun becomes useless
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:18:24 PM No.713373410
>>713365671
The female characters are covered from head to toe so they do look like men
Replies: >>713373439
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:18:47 PM No.713373439
>>713373410
based
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:21:51 PM No.713373676
chef
chef
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BIGOT SANDWICHES
GET YOUR BIGOT SANDWICHES
RIGHT HERE
HOT AND READY
FRESH OFF THE GRILL
BIGOT SANDWICHES
PHILLY CHEESE AND BELL PEPPER
SPICY ITALIAN MEATBALL
THE CLASSIC STEAK
WRAPPED AND READY FOR YOUR NEXT EXCURSION
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:23:08 PM No.713373774
>>713364575 (OP)
RE2 (Remake),RE4 (both), GOW (All except Judgement), MGS (All the canon games including 4.), Fortnite (Unironically) R&C (All of them), and most of the Uncharted games.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:24:05 PM No.713373854
reddit
reddit
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>>713373676
fucking bigot
I want 3 sandwiches, bigot
Replies: >>713374018 >>713375296
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:26:16 PM No.713374018
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>>713373854
sorry pal we're closed. get the fuck outta here.
Replies: >>713374285 >>713375296
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:26:52 PM No.713374068
>>713364575 (OP)
freedom fighters
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:29:42 PM No.713374285
angary-racist-frog
angary-racist-frog
md5: 9b73c1b33809adddceff7561ed87e51b๐Ÿ”
>>713374018
wtf
don't fucking missandwich me
Replies: >>713375296
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:30:05 PM No.713374316
>>713373676
A guy walks to a bar, Ellie is the bartender. He sees a sign over the bartenders head that reads Bigot sandwich a dollar fifty, handjobs ten dollars. He says to Ellie "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" Ellie replies "Yes I am!" The man replies "Well wash your hands, bitch! I want a bigot sandwich!"
Replies: >>713375296 >>713375408
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:43:48 PM No.713375296
>>713373676
>>713373854
>>713374018
>>713374285
>>713374316
Imagine doing all this sandwich samefag roleplay cringe to get zero (0) you's. Here you go, I'm feeling generous.
Replies: >>713375408
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:45:17 PM No.713375408
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1750068038018859
md5: a27331cc95610d960aeaaeae043b5648๐Ÿ”
>>713374316
>>713375296
yo daddy-o I'm thinkin' that ellie could prolly give a pretty good handjob. bigot sandwiches might taste pretty good.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:49:44 PM No.713375724
>>713364575 (OP)
resident evil 6 sherry campaign