Kill Coopers. Behead Coopers. Roundhouse kick a Cooper into the concrete. Slam dunk a Cooper baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy raccoons. Defecate in a Cooper's food. Launch Coopers into the sun. Stir fry Coopers in a wok. Toss Coopers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Cooper's gas tank. Judo throw Coopers into a wood chipper. Twist Coopers' heads off. Report Coopers to the IRS. Karate chop Coopers in half. Curb stomp pregnant female Coopers. Trap Coopers in quicksand. Crush Coopers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Coopers in a vat of acid. Eat Coopers. Dissect Coopers. Exterminate Coopers in the gas chamber. Stomp Cooper skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Coopers in the oven. Lobotomize Coopers. Mandatory abortions for Coopers. Grind Cooper fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Coopers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Coopers with a ray gun. Kick old Coopers down the stairs. Feed Coopers to alligators. Slice Coopers with a katana.
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COOPER
DEATH
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COOPER
DEATH
