Thread 713369457

Okay but why did they specifically make her 13? She looks like she could pass for a ten year old.

>loli body
>hebe age
>adult face
Wtf

>>713369457 (OP)
it's mario and pauline's daughter

>>713369457 (OP)
My wife

>>713369457 (OP)
I don't know, but she makes my banana go bananza if you know what I mean

>>713369889
It's clearly a magically de-aged pauline.

>It's a prequel
No, faggot, clearly not, not only does that go against the single piece of DK lore we have "The original DK is Cranky" but also it's retarded. Why would DK kidnap her later if this was the case? You either make Mario an asshole or DK an asshole with this, and Nintendo won't have either.
>It's Mario and Pauline's Daughter!
Miyamoto would personally kill anyone who came up with that.

>>713369862
>rare dk
@NintendoAmerica DO SOMETHING

>>713369457 (OP)
>why did they specifically make her 13?
Real answer is that this game is aimed at kids and kids look up to 13 year old cool girls. Older generations also don't mind teenage girls because they can imagine a them being cool in our mind, unlike little children.

Great, another fucking baby character for Mario Kart.

13 makes her legal to fuck in ton of countries

>>713370208
I was thinking that it might be possible that this DK is the old arcade DK and the Cranky you see in this game is the predecessor to the modern Cranky, but then there's Diddy and Dixie in the game so unless all the Kongs are passing their names down to the younger generations like titles, it doesn't make sense.

>>713370645
Sometimes is simplest answer is the correct one.This is DK Daima.

>>713370208
They're got gonna de-age a character AND have her lose her memories.
It's obviously Pauline from the past. No shit it's going to be basically backstory for the Pauline we see in the present in Odyssey and how she became a singer. You don't de-age existing characters for it to not matter because they don't remember being an adult.

>>713369457 (OP)
It's so she isn't some completely dependent toddler. She is completely dependent game play wise, but it's more about informing her personally.

>>713370208
>It's clearly a magically de-aged pauline
she says in the trailer that her dream is to become a singer, which adult Pauline already is
>No, faggot, clearly not, not only does that go against the single piece of DK lore we have "The original DK is Cranky"
Nintendo did not care about the continuity of Breath of the Wild in its direct sequel, why would they care about the opening cutscene of an outsourced game from thirty years ago?

>>713370507
How about in your country?

>>713369457 (OP)
because cute

Japanese cannot into
>ages
>heights
>weights

>>713370645
I hope this isn't DK from DKC because this one is a dumb cockslut. Which is fine. I don't mind a Kong being a dumb gay slut but this can't be DK. If its young Cranky or an entirely different Kong I'm fine with it.

>>713369457 (OP)
In the Mario Universe, everyone has big heads. The big heads make them appear shorter.

:D
XT
:o
;D

>>713371046
>she says in the trailer that her dream is to become a singer, which adult Pauline already is
when one is de-aged would their brain not be de-aged back to when they were that age

>>713371620
No, for all the comparisons to Dragon Ball Daima, you guys sure don't really know how de-aging usually works.

What if her dream is to become a singer like her mother?

>>713371729
>how de-aging usually works
well it usually works wrong

>>713369457 (OP)
Because that's the current trend in games. A TON of people these days love "if she's on the clock, she's on the cock" and "13 out of 10". That's why Pragmata and Blue Archive have become so explosively popular. And with feet being the most popular fetish right now, it's no wonder that marketers wanted to push DK in this direction. This game will sell millions and be promoted by a lot of Dark Enlightenment thinkers for fighting censorship in video games. That's why 4chan is so heavily invested in this trend.

>>713371729
Deaging would not revert your memories to that age

Super Mario Odyssey was all about getting Mario and Pauline back together.
Why would Nintendo undo that for the next game that comes after the game where Mario and Pauline get back together?

There's obviously some time fuckery going on. Maybe she got caught in like a timewarp or something and became her past self.

>>713370507
....with many parenthesis, exceptions and general public disapproval.
We're not in the 1800's Anymore, let it go.

>>713369457 (OP)
Does she have any big girl hair?

>>713369457 (OP)
the actual reason? Nintendos primary demographic is literal 12 year olds and they're marketing to them

>>713371875
wtf bros? have we finally normalized pedophilia?

>>713369457 (OP)
Another bnwo propaganda game from nintendo

>>713369457 (OP)
Because it is a baby game made for literal children.
It isn't made for old ass obese neckbeards.

>>713373185
More like a "Marry and Reproduce" propaganda game from Nintendo.

>>713369457 (OP)
They're doing another Yoshi x Baby Mario-like duo. Given today's audiences, the child-hero needs to spoon-feed them what exactly is going on in the story. So what we get is a slightly older Young Pauline. Like Yoshi, DK can only express himself with funny faces, poses, and grunts.

>>713373346
>AI

>>713373185
why do blk boys cope with this made up meme word you all look like pic related?

>>713371729
The funny thing about the Daima comparison, is that a bunch of retards similarly make a bunch of retarded theories about the canon. Because they cannot wrap their heads around the idea that Toriyama simply disregarded Super, and split the canon into another direction.

In fact, we had the same problem with Zelda's split timeline. Before Hyrule Historia came out, retards could not wrap their heads around the idea that Twilight Princess disregarded Wind Waker, and split the canon into another direction.

People really seem to struggle with splitting of canon.

>>713369457 (OP)
>She looks like she could pass for a ten year old.
More like a 7 year old or however old Vanellope Von Schweetz is.

>>713369457 (OP)
Let's face it, most /v/tards are paedos who goon to seapea in secret.

Anon why do you have that in your computer? >>713373795
It could be, you want a brown femboy bf?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you should be honest about your true desires.

>>713371021
I think theres that and also for the plot about her wanting to become a singer, I think. A 13 year old that wants to become a singer is a lot more serious than a 9 year old. But yeah overall, I think they just wanted to design a small Vanellope like character to ride on Donkey Kong, but didn't think too hard about making the design match the plot they came up with.

>>713373861
I would be fine with a split Mario timeline if Odyssey didn't hype up Mario and Pauline's new romance, and also show Peach almost leaving Mario stranded on the moon while friendzoning him.

Now, in this new Donkey Kong Bananza game that comes after Odyssey, that has all of the Donkey Kong primate characters that are their present-day ages, there's this Pauline-like character who suspiciously has Mario's traits, and is named Pauline, and it is plausible that Pauline from Odyssey, like other characters with offspring, would name her offspring after herself.

>Wreck It Ralph is based on DK
>Movie turns into him becoming a father figure for a little girl
>DK movie comes out a decade later with the exact same premise
If they make a Wreck It Ralph 3 where Vanellope grew up in the internet somehow, comes back with a boyfriend, and Ralph kidnaps her out of jealousy we've come full circle

>>713373985
>According to Rich Moore and Sarah Silverman, Vanellope is 9 years old. However, according to John Lasseter, she is 12 years old.

12 is the age of consent is why

>>713374527
people forget how dumb 9 year olds are

>>713374527
Wow, even Ralph has the exact same age problem. Idk if I've ever experienced this level of uncanny.

>>713374527
Vanellope looks barely older than 6.
>>12 years old
This bitch is nowhere near old enough to have had her menarche.

>>713374796
She could be a character in an educational preschool or kindergarten show and nobody would notice.

It's time for the conversation with Japan.

>>713371562
Cheeky brat

>>713374986
Dear Japan,
great job, keep it up.

>>713374796
>>713374974
The entire game of Sugar Rush is chibified little people though.

>>713374986
Brink back the edge Japan, tired of normies trying to sanitize everything.

>>713371562
Man, she has a really charming design.

>>713375274
So you're saying this bratty Strawberry Shortcake character could theoretically be a 30 year old man?

>>713375162
*assumes the position*
Everyone turns a blind eye to your pedo shit but you can't put it in your popular mainline games, doing sexual things to children is wrong!!!

>>713370208
It's a prequel to Odyssey. DK doesn't kidnap her, and New Donk City is named after him.

>>713375680
I think this has to be over the 5th time I've had to remind people that New Donk City already exists.

>>713374796
go to a middle school. you'll find kids who are 12 but look 15 and kids who are 14 but look 8. some people just dont get their puberty growth spurt for a while.

>>713371562
Mario can get flattened... Pauline has been flattened in MK... the prospect of a young Pauline flattened is making me sweat.

>>713375834
No, that's a box from Nice Dong Construction

>>713369457 (OP)
Don't care, you're a nigger. I want to know what the other animal transformations DK's getting and whether or not K. Rool is in the game.

>>713375680
So the original DK Arcade has Jumpman as the main character, then Jumpman enters into the Mushroom Kingdom through a pipe, then his sons Mario and Luigi (Not Jr. or II because the other Luigi is his uncle) are how they're going to explain things?

>>713371562
Why does she have DSLs?

>>713375391
This. The american influence has rotten the minds of Japan. Everything needs to be sanitized out of fear.

>>713375978
"Bing-Bing Wahoo!"

>>713375993
If you think Nintendo gives a flying fuck about the lore of Mario, you're delusional.

>>713369457 (OP)
she looks 7

>>713369457 (OP)
Nintendo knows their audience well.

>>713376127
I knew that something was going to happen when they made Jumpman into a separate character in the movie, but I'm still disappointed

>>713369457 (OP)
>13
the perfect age for consent

>>713376107
I'm surprised nobody's made a funny webcomic where Mario, Pauline, and Peach are in one of those classic sitcom situations.

>>713369457 (OP)
if she's 13 then i'm 13

>>713374436
Peach didn't friendzone Mario. You guys are just autistic, and don't read social situations well. So you read it all wrong. You also have zero media literacy, so you can't even identify the tropes that the writers were employing in that scene.

Peach got angry, because what *would* have been a romantic gesture, was ruined by three things: 1, Mario simply copying Bower's gesture. He didn't make it his own. He just copied what Bowser was doing. It was thoughtless and opportunistic. 2. Mario and Bowser roughhousing like a boys. And 3. Reeking of desperation. Shoving the gifts in Peach's face. Forcing her to accept, is NOT romantic.

It was all so overwhelming, that she got irritated, and decided to be the mature one of the bunch. Taking control of the situation. There was no real reason that Mario would have been stranded, because Peach never hid her actions. Mario and Bowser were just so absorbed in their own self pity, that they weren't paying attention.

The whole situation was just an old timey slapstick gag. Where men look like doofuses to impress a woman, much to the annoyance of that woman. A joke as old as time. Which for some INSANE reason, some of you retards took it to mean that Peach doesn't love Mario anymore. She got temporarily annoyed in the moment. But Mario is still her man.

You see this in old cartoons all the time. Where at the beginning, Olive Oyl is enamored with either Popeye or Bluto, and then they start fighting, and she gets annoyed by the fighting. It's just old tropey gag shit.

They better not cover up her freckles in the future

>>713376317
That character wasn't Jumpman though.
He was called Giuseppe.

>>713376340
Im supposed to believe Mario has had unprotected sex?

>>713377274
It was obvious what the intentions were. He was playing DK Arcade where the MC was a self insert of him, and Mario's origin story of being a hero had nothing to do with saving his girlfriend from an ape. Miyamoto is trying to remove that part of history from Mario's identity. It's likely that Mario and Pauline are cousins now too.

>>713377386
Yes.

>>713377658
He was just a nod that looked like a combination of Mario Segale and Mario's original look from his Mr Video days that likely only existed to have Charles Martinet in the movie.

>>713377951
Also i forgot to add that Mario was never called Jumpman in japan and was only used in western versions.

>>713377658
You have pretty severe autism, huh buddy?

>>713369457 (OP)
Safe loli age
/thread

>>713371562
the hair sucks, I hope you can change the hairstyle

New observation just dropped from the Bananza thread next door.
Pauline Jr. has a subtle "M" in her hair.

>>713378286
Explain how Pauline is a preteen when the kongs' ages are unchanged then

So they could use the same voice actor dumb dumb

>>713376698
where are her pussy freckles

Why do you fags assume that Nintendo gives a shit about Mario and DK lore anyway? They obviously don't.

>>713378468
Oh yeah we've never seen Donkey Kong age and get replaced with an identical looking Donkey Kong

>>713378595
It's their flagship franchise, and the mainline games have a consistent timeline.

>>713375993
The answer is so simple if you fags just accept "Cranky is not the DK from DK Arcade" and yet here you guys are twisting into pretzels

It never even made sense! Why the fuck would he age that much yet Mario didn't? It was clearly always just a joke about "this is not your grandpa's donkey kong, ours is edgy and cool"

>>713378664
So how about Peach's dad and all the blocks being people?

Someone on the team made Pauline their waifu and shoved it in the game.
Who is responsible?

>>713378595
This. Mario's story is made in a game per game basis (in that every game is its own story).
In the original Donkey Kong Mario was a carpenter and him being a plumber and in New York was made for the original Mario Bros, for example.

>>713378745
I'm just theorizing as to how Mario and Pauline have a daughter.
I'm not as concerned with Peach.

>>713370208
>not only does that go against the single piece of DK lore
Nintendo never gave a fuck about that stuff, retard. Why do you morons always assume the devs are just as autistic as you? They don't think like you. They think about what's fun to play and how the story can come together to be entertaining to most.

>>713378764
me

>>713378420
>Genetics
Lmao, Mario characters don't have sex they're delivered by stork. That's why Peach didn't know if Bowser Jr. was her son or not. You better not stay with your best friend as a roommate for very long, because the storms may mistake you as a gay couple.

>>713378664
>It's their flagship franchise
And? Miyamato considers the Mario cast to be actors in a stageplay. Lore means nothing.

>>713375978
probably an aquatic one. sword fish or seal or some such.
spider could be neat but cursed looking like ostrich.

>>713378695
If you accept that Cranky Kong isn't Donkey Kong you still have a problem that Pauline has at least 10 years to age into an adult woman, and Diddy Kong is there.

>>713378849
Bowser didn't want to tell Bowser Jr. about his ex-wife, who has yet to be revealed.

>>713375274
They’re all kids except for the old king who clearly has different proportions.

>>713378802
>I'm just theorizing as to how Mario and Pauline have a daughter.
We don't even know if that's a real thing. For all we know it could be a de-aged Pauline, involve time travel or even be an origin story for the current Cranky.
Or it could be a completely unrelated story and be its own thing. Because Mario doesn't have a canon.

>>713378897
Yes, but each of those stories can pick up where the previous left off, and have continuity.

>>713378975
She's 13 here and then is like 23 in Odyssey, done
they're cartoon characters, man. They don't age in realistic subtle ways. Mario already is meant to be like 23 himself despite being a moustachio'd plumber that anyone would read as probably middle aged instead. The same way Mario wasn't a baby in DK Arcade and overall looked the same in there as he did in Wrecking Crew or Super Mario Bros, Diddy and Dixie just look the same because they're already "grown ups", they're not kids, they just look like this because that's their design, they're cartoon chimps.

>>713378975
Time travel. Or Pauline was de-aged and goes back to normal at the end.

>>713378979
Bowser Jr. is actually the son of Bowser and Kamen, the storks just mistook them for a gay couple because they were very close. The whole Peach thing was a coverup when Bowser Jr. started asking who his momma was.

>>713370208
The most interesting thing about Bananza is finding out that Mario fans care more about Mario lore then Zelda fans care about Zelda lore

>>713378595
>Why do you fags assume that Nintendo gives a shit about Mario and DK lore anyway? They obviously don't.
That was true before Odyssey and the Mario movie.

Some of you guys put way too much autism and thought into this?

>>713379178
Dixie Kong has a little brother named Kiddie Kong that is obviously a baby, and Diddy has always been depicted as being naive because he's still a growing chimp. All supposed to be taking place when Mario and Pauline are adults.

>>713379201
Bowser becoming a frenemy after Odyssey and helping Pauline Jr. and Mario stop his vengeful ex-wife who kidnapped Pauline and Peach would make for a kino finale mainline Mario game. (There will obviously be more Mario platformer games, but they would be in their own seperate timeline, or a soft reboot.)

>>713379485
Kiddy Kong is a baby now in the present, yeah. Tiny grew up with a random growth spurt because they felt like redesigning her. Again, there's no consistent realistic subtle aging here. A character is as they are unless they're specifically being made into a baby or old form for a story.
The Yoshi's Island games are the start and show how Mario, Luigi, DK, etc were all babies at the same time.
DK Bananza happened after that and DK, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, now adults, meet kid Pauline.
Then a while later at the start of the "present era", so to speak, once she's grown up, DK Arcade happens, where now both Pauline and Mario are adults too.
Then the further Mario and the further DKC games happen in the present.
And any mention of Cranky fighting a plumber or a guy in overalls is relegated to a 4th wall meta joke but not an actual thing in canon.

Simple and done. Even if you want to be autistic about it and get specific durations etc, this easily fits with imagining DK Bananza being like, a decade at most before the present time. Just imagine Diddy and Dixie in this game are like 16 too and now are in their late 20s or something

>>713379616
Why do I feel like Bowser's wife may be this thing?

She grows up to look like this btw

>>713380237
I WANTED TO BE A-

Her hair is shaped like a mustache. She's a Mario.
Mario had RAW SEX with Pauline.
Nintendo's mascot EJACULATED.

>>713380175
No, that's a rabbit.
His wife would have to be a koopa.
Maybe a slimmer koopa without spikes on her shell.
Or maybe just this.

>>713378420
That's just how Pauline's hair was always split.
Also, the thick eyebrows is from the fact that she's a new york Italian. They all have thick eyebrows.

>rival raises hero's child
DK is just like Piccolo lmao

>>713380554
There's games with characters like a mouse who wants to fuck Mario. I don't think it's unreasonable to think that Bowser could've fucked a disgusting rabbit.

>>713380705
But that woudn't give us Bowser Jr.

Why is Nintendo suddenly going fully steam cunny?

>>713380860
Storks. Marioverse doesn't care about your real world genetics.

>>713370491
out of 10!

>>713380947
>What is Mario's family?

>>713369457 (OP)
Maybe because the idea itself originated from Harmony.

>>713381110
nobody said the storks were not racist, anon

I just wanted to point out that Pauline Jr. is a Mario midget.

>>713380509
Not any mustache! that mustache is in the shape of an M!1!!

>>713381110
That's Brooklyn. Mushroom Kingdom gives you kids delivered to you by birds. Watch, Movie 2's premise is already teased to be about Yoshi, and they will make baby Mario and Luigi separate characters. Bowser Jr. will be delivered to Bowser and Kamek because the storks misread picrel

>>713370085
faggot

can't wait to see someone swap mario's model in one of his games with pauline. the proportions fit so closely.

>>713370297
will never be my dk

>>713381051
>le 9 11 inside joke
seek mental help

>>713381110
>So they were totally on board with creating this family for Mario.

>They did send us character sketches that that they had done years ago that they had never used; Mario’s dad is almost like a one-to-one design adaptation of [Nintendo’s] original Mario’s dad design that they provided us. That was really great to be able to get that in the movie.”

Look at these proportions and tell me she isn't a Mario midget.

>>713381572
>Because the storks misread
more like that one animation is canon

>>713380879
They've seen the cult it has become, just look at blue archive. The dedication and depth they spend finding ways to express how much they love cunny is mind boggling. For anyone who's selling a product it's not bad to throw a bone to a growing mass.

>>713384214
uoohh dunny...

>>713384214
anon stop I already jerked off today

>>713379215
That's because Zelda lore can be self contained in each game's own era. It doesn't really matter what game came after or before when there's hundreds or thousands of years between them. In Mario games there's only a past where everyone is baby and the present.

>>713369457 (OP)
I know you don't want a sincere answer but the idea is at least partially corpo brained cold hard logic.

Women can only self insert in games (league of legends study that 97% of women exclusively play women champs). Little kids look up to older kids (Disney channel hello fellow kids effect/that annoying younger sibling of your friend). Pauline being "13" on paper is targeted to appeal to girls aged 5-11. The 5-11 year old boys will have zero problem playing as DK. It's the girls that require a self insert hook. No self insert target no play.

>>713369457 (OP)
Because they want to please my dick.
I will be buying a switch 2 now.

Because video games are for children.
Why would they put boomers in them?

>>713370208
>Young Pauline is flung into the future by Void Kong.
>DK helps her get back home to her own timeline
>The whole ape kidnapping was a misunderstanding.
It's a prequel in a convoluted way.

>>713369457 (OP)
Hideous creature. She looks like Meg from Family Guy.

>>713373861
dragon ball didnt split canon. it split continuities. gt is not and never was canon. it was a different continuity. the anime itself isnt even canon because it also is a split continuity from the manga. so daima was NEVER canon. its also completely unrelated to super.

and zelda, that one is more valid but with the time travel shit and multiple separate links, anyone complaining would be a retard.

only people who dont know the franchises complain. anyone crying about daima or zelda is someone who doesnt actually give a shit and wont ever think about it again, so just disregard them

>muh prequel
>muh time travel
have you autistic retards considered that nintendo just doesnt give a fuck about any timeline shit and its just its own thing?

>>713390383
nintendo entertained the idea of their games having timelines, but then botw and totk happened and they realized that they don't need to restrict their vision because of some grand lore.

>>713381138
>Rare makes DKC
>Gets bought by Microsoft
>Makes Kameo: Elements of power
>Years later, Retro tries and fails to make their own not-Kameo game
>Now it's a Donkey Kong game
Things have come full circle.

>>713369457 (OP)
because 13 is prime

There's demos at certain locations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldGXm7Mmf3k

I love hebe cunny

>>713371354
this.
time and space are the japs weakness

>>713369457 (OP)
>rolled up jeans
>ripped dress that's probably many times larger not ripped.
It's clearly a de aged pauline

>Left wing memes:
>>713392480
>Right wing memes:
>>713392635

>>713371046
The zelda notes answer alot of the continuity errors

>>713392480
Didn't read all that. Loli Pauline uoooooooh!

>>713378343
>the hair sucks
It's literally perfect tho
>I hope you can change the hairstyle
With the DK/Pauline Amiibo coming out, you will be able to unlock a clothing alt for Pauline that makes her hair long

>>713369457 (OP)
Is this the same Paulina from Donkey Kong? It can't be, right? She was in Mario Odyssey and was way older, like she would be. Is this Pauline's daughter or something?

>>713371729
>how it works
lmao it's fiction it can work however tf they want it to

What if the de aging also made it si she only has the memory she would normally have at that age?

>>713370491
She is not a baby, I rather have 5 pre-teen paulines than another baby

>>713369457 (OP)
So my dick can go diamond

>>713375623
Women become adults when they hit twelve years old. Seethe and mald.

>>713392480
there is literally no difference between this arguement and the arguement that people play violent games because they want to murder other real people. You are retarded, please learn to seperate fiction from reality

>>713393039
DK would never do this, this makes King K Rool the good guy

>>713385371
>>713379215
No, the most interesting thing is finding out that most people don't realize that DKC and Mario are mostly seperate franchises, and that DKC fans have higher expectations then Mario fans when it comes to continuity

I've never even played a DKC game, and even I knew that Nintendo considers it it's own brand IP for the most part, and that most DKC fans actually care about lore to at least a degree. But 99% of the posts I see on social media or in videos is shit like "mario has never cared about it's lore", as if Donkey Kong is a Mario spinoff, but even if that ere true, the DKC games DID, so if those are Mario game,s then mario games did sometimes care about their lore

>>713369457 (OP)
Honest question: Why are there so many pedophiles on /v/? Is this representative of the general gamer population or a peculiar quirk of this board?

>>713395207
DK from the Mario vs Donkey Kong series would absolutely do it though

>>713396926
There are a lot of pedos on 4chan in general.

>original Donkey Kong is about Jumpman, Lady and Cranky Kong
>Cranky has Junior as his son, Jumpman has his own later
>Junior later has current DK, at around the same time Mario is born (according to Yoshi's Island DS)
>DK goes through the Country series and up to now, where he meets Pauline who's 13 years old
Assuming there's not a big age gap between Mario and Pauline, him and DK could be around 15~16 years old by Bananza.
Doesn't sound that farfetched.

>>713396926
>>713397758
I've got a theory that exposure to pornography at a young age can alter your tastes permanently, possibly because you see girls your age in a sexual manner and that sticks with you or perhaps because it's like some sort of bug in the brain

unregardless a lot of people on 4chan now have probably been on 4chan since they were underage(or are already underage) and have become infected with the C-virus

>>713389598
>dragon ball didnt split canon. it split continuities
Same thing.

>gt is not and never was canon
I'm not sure what you brought GT into this.

>so daima was NEVER canon
Daima is canon. Just a different canon than super. Two canons.

>>713392480
Are any real children harmed? No? Then fuck off!

>>713398360
Not him but can confirm. Was exposed to giantess porn at the age of 8, now I can't get turned on by normal porn most of the time. I can almost only fap to weird fetish stuff like vore and feet and the like. A girl's stomach and armpits will turn me on more than her tits or ass. (Though ass is nice too sometimes) Don't let your kids have unrestricted access to the internet or they might turn out like me. I don't fap to loli like this Pauline though lol that shit is for fags.

>>713375978
engarde would be neat. people say the final transformation would be giant, which could be cool, but there's already a gorilla transformation. i could see a mole working to tunnel through the ground. I think that would cover most forms of traversal at least.

>>713392779
You imply the dress was originally fit to an adult. But you neglect to account how busty adult Pauline is. That top would not fit her adult form.
Also, Adult Pauline's dress goes down to her ankles. So accounting for that, Kid Pauline's dress would also go down to her ankles, were it not ripped.

As for the jeans, your idea only makes sense if we assume they were originally Adult Pauline's jeans before the supposed de-aging. But Adult Pauline doesn't wear jeans. And nobody in their right mind would wear a full length dress with jeans underneath. So where did she get the jeans from? The likely answer, is that they were borrowed from someone else.

>>713392779
Why is she always barefoot in the art though? And they bothered to pose her toes, too... This seems kinda weird.

>>713376317
honestly I dont mind this too much. mario still basically does jumpmans schtick later in dk 94, but that does make it a little weird that the DK line just keeps passing down roles, but it still works.

for example dk jr is just dk in 94 and dk jr is rare dk in that game

>>713369457 (OP)
looks like a chibi-fied hag to me

>>713380554
>No, that's a rabbit.
Well, you know what they say about the tortoise and the hare...

I just wanted art man I didnt want this toxic wasteland of people I dont wanna be associated with going "Ohhh i wanna rape her i wanna rape children ohhhh Cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny ough children I love children oughh" like shut the FUCK UP

>>713393039
retard.

>>713399250
>>713398998
She's also barefoot because she shoe size went down from being de aged.
Sorry it all lines up.

>>713381110
If I ever become old and bald I wanna do it as gracefully as Mario Sr. does it. Look at that fucking mustache doing all the work.

>>713392234
Thanks for telling us at the end of Sunday, I could've spent the day trawling through stores to play that shit.

>>713369457 (OP)
Toddler enjoyers already have MKW and hebe fans want to eat good too

What do her armpits smell and taste like?

>>713372581
>We're not in the 1800's Anymore
proof?

so this is the mask off moment for the /v/ tendies huh, just a bunch of pedos in the end lmao.

>>713369457 (OP)
Because that's way hotter.

She better be dlc for MKW

>>713401582
And.................. what, exactly, is wrong with that...........?

>>713399602
Nice and agreed.

>>713399805
Based kremling annihilator of pedokongs

>>713393691
>Women become adults when they first menstruate
Seethe and cope.

Sex With Children Kong

>>713398568
There was no avoiding it, restricting access to the internet is not enough when cartoons exist. They're made by perverts and will expose you to more than enough fetishes by themselves.

>>713403159
Yeah but also managing to find the boorus and booru like sites thus granting me an endless supply all throughout puberty early on didn't help.

>>713398568
at least you only got weird fetishes. I found erowid in middle school 20 years ago and was a drug addict degenerate for half my life

>>713401667
Hag Pauline and DK both only have one alt costume in MKW right now, which is less than some of the mooks. They're definitely holding onto some DLC.

>>713402143
Ain't no way in hell this bitch is 13

>>713403272
Yeah, thanks for the perspective anon now I feel a little less bad for getting off to Dixie Kong and Coco Bandicoot's feet.

>>713403342
happy to help, my dear anon

>>713401271
vinegar

maybe they wanted a specific amount of years? how old is her main character anyway?

>>713404509
Adorable

>>713392480
The Left Can't Meme

>>713402252
Women become adults when they hit twelve years old. Seethe and mald.

If NuKong wasn't DK, would that fix it?

>>713370208
>go against the single piece of DK lore we have "The original DK is Cranky"
You mean the same lore where Cranky makes references to their history explicitly as video-games and constantly talks about things like graphics and gameplay? Anytime there's a reference to Cranky being "the original Donkey Kong", it's always been tongue-in-cheek. Pretty sure all the shit Cranky says is supposed to be outside the boundaries of "lore", otherwise taking him seriously you have a bunch of other shit that just doesn't make sense.

>>713407656
I would like this as a return for DK Jr, yes.

>>713369457 (OP)
Dunno if the anon who wanted the All Dogs redraw is still around, but here, have a Rare and elusive wholesome Bananza fanart.

>>713370208
I don't know if you noticed, but this is clearly a reboot of lore. Prepare to adapt or become like Dobson who obsessed about the Saturday Morning lore.

>>713404509
troon kong can't even go 1 second without being this this.

>>713373861
More like failing to recognize Twilight Princess was incompatible with Link to the Past. Like Aonuma was pretty quick to call Wind Waker a timeline split, but fans were pretty content with conflating the Dark World and Twilight Realm and treating Ganondorf's failed execution the end of the Imprisoning War before Nintendo ultimately decided to reveal a third branch for all the old games.

>>713408797
I like it

>>713379297
They still don't. Wonder came after those and didn't try to connect to any kind of grand canon.

>>713378695
>Miyamoto has described the Mario cast as actors taking on different roles in different stories
>Cranky Kong is stated to be the DK from the arcade game in a fourth wall-breaking way rather than a purely diegetic way, acknowledging he was an arcade star
>Despite modern DK being Cranky's grandson/son, he is often treated as if he's the same character as the arcade DK
I think I've figured it out. Cranky Kong is actually the actor who played Donkey Kong in the original game, whereas his son/grandson is the current actor of Donkey Kong. They are two different actors playing the same character, one of them just happens to like breaking the fourth wall to remind people he was the OG.

>>713411695
I think that's still a bit fanwankery but genuinely is closer to the intent, so good job

>>713371620
so you're saying once she's re-aged up she won't remember anything done to her..?

>>713404509
This is cute, and so are the matching outfits. I still don't understand this dynamic.

>>713369862
Fpbp

>>713404509
wow, the sexual tension between these two is palpable

Very good impressions from the DKB demo. Apparently movement options are way more varied.

>>713408797
this is great stuff but the jeans nintendo put on her shouldn't be there

What if she's from the present and gets sent to the past in a closed time loop scenario

>>713369457 (OP)
I think they started off writing her as younger but found it too difficult to write for
Mark my words in Pragmata Diana won't ever be as childish as that one trailer where she's drawing made her seem either
>>713370208
This, she had her power sealed in a rock clearly her being aged down is just a second layer of sealing, the climax will have her get her true age back with a big power boost.

>>713404509
Okay the little smile was super cute

Imagine going through some thick bramble, and her shirt gets yanked off by a thorn

>>713409049
Can't go one fucking post without name dropping fucking trannies.

>>713408797
I'm not the OR but I never thought I'd see someone draw his idea, that's amazing anon, good job! Even better that it's not just a plain redraw, but something more unique thanks to adding Diddy and replacing the book with a Gameboy.