Thread 713369524

>Be good at card games
>Get banned from every casino for it
How is this realistic? What kind of casino bans their patrons?

american ones

All of them in vegas, dumbass.

>>713369524 (OP)
The house always wins, or kicks you out.
Those are the rules.

>>713369524 (OP)
You realize if you won a lot in real life they'd just say you cheated and kick you right?

Very common. But it's usually on suspicion that you're actively cheating

>>713370119
>>713370137
Cheating is illegal. It being illegal means they can't accuse you of doing it unless they can back up their claims.
Counting cards isn't cheating and you can do it as much as you want as long as you're using nothing but your brain, using other devices would be cheating. If you're good at card counting or just really fucking lucky they can still back you off, but they'd just say your game is too good for them. And even if they do, you're free to play other games, just not blackjack.

Literally all of them lmao

>>713369524 (OP)
This is how sports betting apps work. It's not good for business if you just take money from them so they ban smart bettors.

>hit on 20 over and over
>keep getting aces
>casino bans me
>murder every single person in the building
nothin' personnell

>>713371121
nah usually if you're on a heater they go the extra mile to make you feel welcome and comfortable. They want you to spend all that money you won right there.

Coincidentally, I've seen a video of a security consultant for casinos discussing card counting and how you can totally end up in a situation where a casino employee pulsl you aside, says "Yeah, you're really good at this, we can't have you playing blackjack at this establishment anymore."

>>713371056
They can throw you out for no reason at all.
Casinos are buisnesses, not public spaces. You have no inherent right to be there.

>>713371457
They can kick you out, but they can't accuse you of doing something illegal without proof.

>>713369524 (OP)
>start with 6 luck
>+1 from clinic
>+1 from naughty nightwear
Yep, it's casino time.

>>713371532
True, so they won't accuse you of shit, just lead you to the door and deny re-entry.

>>713371540
What are you, an explosives build? Get that bitch up to 8, you need the crits.

>>713371672
1 point of luck is just extra 1% critical chance. Yes, that is before multipliers, but the highest those realistically get is 3x.

>>713371672
No thanks, I have my SPECIAL completely min-maxed and have played the game on VH/VH. I don't need advice from you on how to make a build.

>>713371651
And lose any other business you might do in their establishment. Very sound and smart business decision.
They back you off from blackjack, you're free to play other games.

>>713369524 (OP)
Very, casinos irl do this. They’re about making profit after all so having someone that does nothing but win is bad for business. Not to mention they probably think they’re cheating.

>>713371805
VH/Hardcore I mean

>>713371846
Casino's exist to prey on the stupid. if you're managing to win a lot, you're either cheating, or figured out a system.

They have to consider the risk. if you're actually just on a hot streak, they only might make their money back off you, given enough time.
if you're winning through cheating or actual skill, letting you stay will just lose them money.

But you're just gonna be retarded and say
>But why

>>713371767
And that's good.
>>713371805
>min-maxed
>Luck isn't 8
>Played the game on the game mode that's only not completely trivial for those who don't know the most basic of basics
You're more arrogant than you should be.

>>713372196
>skill
The only game where that matters is blackjack, and even with perfect counting you're barely evening up the odds. Or do you think there's any skill in pulling a lever on the slots?

>>713371056
It's a Casino big guy, they'll get a pit boss and his goons to drag you down to the kitchen, beat you to death, then throw you in a garbage bin that gets picked up by a private company every morning who know not to check the bin and you're never seen again.

>>713371846
Whatever business you might give them isn't going to compensate for them actually losing money from you, retard.

>>713372384
Kinda is. Slot machines have tells to let you know which ones are on the verge of paying out.

I learned how to count cards when I was in the navy and the first time I went to Vegas I was 'gently' asked to leave the first place I went very quickly

>>713372465
The only game where the cassino can possibly lose any amount of money in the long term is blackjack, dumbass.
>>713372513
Terrific.
I'm outta this thread now.

>>713372384
There actually is skill on the slots. Specialists observe the machine over a long period, figure out the odds and how long it's been since it gave a payout (many of them are coded to give payouts on certain intervals/spending thresholds to keep people playing) and play the machine only when the chances of winning are maximal

>>713372596
Which ironically doesn't matter in online casinos because you can just see when the last big payout was and choose a different game, which I'm sure the creators are taking advantage of somehow. People who run casinos are genuinely just the most disgusting people

>>713369524 (OP)
watch some blackjack videos on youtube, casinos HATE advantage players, especially in vegas

>>713372678
>People who run casinos are genuinely just the most disgusting people
that they are

>>713372990
>testing out gambling addiction/manipulation strategies on your mother

There is no God. Otherwise people like this wouldn't go unpunished.

>>713369524 (OP)
>Step into vegas casino with 200$
>Play black jack
>Win 2k
>Sir you are counting cards please leave now
>No we wont cash your chips we dont have to(even tho we legally have to) please leave now you are tresspassing
>Yes this is legal stop pretending to know the law no you cant call the police or gaming enforcement agent

Casinos in America ban players who 3-5X their money and dont lose it all within a few hours. Its why its no longer been the gambling capital of the world for 25 years. Everyone who is not retarded goes to Macau, they treat people like how vegas treated players pre-90's. You cant even get free drinks unless you are dropping 100k even then its for shitty beer and bottom barrel sprite cocktails made with half shots 50-80% water downed so its a 2-4% drink

Gambling apps ban people for winning too much, did you not know this?

>>713372990
how the fuck can someone admit to fleecing THEIR OWN MOTHER out of all her money with psychological manipulation strategies?

>>713371056
>It being illegal means they can't accuse you of doing it unless they can back up their claims
let me introduce you to these things called women

>>713373419
Simple imagine what his father is like

>>713373607
Absent, presumably

>>713373117
There could be. He's just not merciful or loving.
The number of completely cosmic coincidences in my life is thiiis close to convincing me there is an actual higher power (probably a matrix admin) that's watching over me for the purposes of fucking with me.
I'm not strictly unfortunate because then I would have killed myself a long time ago. And I'm not strictly lucky because that would have been boring. The creature observes my behavior, waits until I'm just about to jump off the metaphorical edge, and then tosses me a freebie of such severe magnitude that it actually helps me turn my life around and make it for the time being until the creature starts edging me towards the abyss again.

>>713373117
Oh, and it gets worse. These people are a special kind of evil, and they're so fucking shameless about it too. I find the fact every gambling ad has "gamble responsibly" stuffed somewhere on it so they can pretend it's YOUR fault when you lose all your money on it just the cherry on top of this evil fucking industry.

>>713373905
I feel the same. I remember a day where I lost an USB drive with a project for a translation job and was scanning through the streets in a desperate fugue looking for it. If I didn't get it i'd go fucking homeless because I wouldn't be able to pay rent because I had been fired and was living off a scant few odd jobs, so I didn't have any other alternative. The SECOND i bemoan how i must have done something horrible for God to be punishing me I literally find a bundle of $300 on the ground, no joke. It's as if he was saying "no lol" in response to this. Then I go home and find the goddamn USB in the ground.
There is a God and he likes fucking around, that for sure.

>>713373117
addiction by design, natasha schüll. just completely changed my mind on everything about that shit.

>>713373905
>The number of completely cosmic coincidences in my life is thiiis close to convincing me there is an actual higher power (probably a matrix admin) that's watching over me for the purposes of fucking with me.
Christians would call that Demonic influence.
>The creature observes my behavior, waits until I'm just about to jump off the metaphorical edge, and then tosses me a freebie of such severe magnitude that it actually helps me turn my life around and make it for the time being until the creature starts edging me towards the abyss again.
In Matthew when Christ casts out Demons, they beg to be cast into the bodies of swine, then immediately run off a cliff and drown the pigs while possessing them. Perhaps something is reaching out right before you make the proverbial jump. Some food for thought anon.

>>713374483
It's a legal thing, like how cigarettes have to tell you they're bad for you.

this thread made me realize I've never really done a run where I played a moralfag who killed all the casinos, pimps, whores and every other scumbag in the mojave

>>713374564
It's been wild to watch how accepted gambling has become. Sports, vidya, everything seems like there's some way to gamble now. Shit sucks.

>>713370119
>they'd just say you cheated and kick you
Legit casinos don't do that. They say "well done" and then kick you out.

>>713371391
The casinos in New Vegas do that too, they give you drinks and free chips/clothes. It's only once you get too hot they throw you out. It's modeled off of reality

not a single faggot in this thread has had comped sushi. sad!

>>713372384
>The only game where that matters is blackjack,
The odds of making it out with a net income, no matter how small over a few courses of 21 is 45%-ish.

>>713374483
>a translation job
If you don't mind me asking, where do you do these and how bad is the pay nowadays?

This game is kino considering just how much detail is put on the "new vegas" part of the game.

>>713375723
i don't do them anymore (got a better job) but i did them for people on academia mostly. when i was doing my degree people who wanted to submit papers to foreign scientific magazines would pay me, like, 200-300 or so dollars to translate shit for them. it was decent pay but very infrequent

>>713371056
See this thread
>>>/tv/211840362

>>713374780
Your food is spoiled, please don't share it again.

>>713371056
>Counting cards isn't cheating
It strictly is and has been for a long time anon, it's just kinda harder to prove than others, especially with casinos using like 4 to 6 decks shuffled by machines at times.

>>713375149
I think gambling has always been a thing. It's not a recent thing. Julius caesar was a gambling fiend. Every party at his place guaranteed that all guests would be gifted 25 000 "roman money" just to gamble with

>>713374483
That was God telling you to stop being so scatterbrained and disorganized with your things. Why was the USB on the ground in the first place? Nigga I bet your place is filthy, clean your room

The only time you are allowed to cash out big in a Casino is if you are laundering money.
See: Australia's crisis with casinos.

>>713377196
It fell from my pocket because there was a hole on it. And yeah I did clean up my act after that, big wake-up call. Also led me to backup all my shit twice over

HEEELLLLllllloOOOOOoo

>>713375149
>has become
Are you retarded by any chance

You want to see something sad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eNBfXb-A-Q

You know what game had cool and interesting gambling? Puzzle Pirates

>>713370119
I think they just ban you from playing card games, you're free to play other games where you will lose money though.

>>713375061
>murders prostitutes
>moralfag
Luke 7:36

>>713374483
When me and my crew were 17, we had just started smoking weed. Once none of us had any smokes to roll weed with and the gas station was going to close in like 5-10 mins. We hurried there, was too late by like 2 mins and we were wondering wtf to do now. On our way back, the same way we came from, someone had dropped a pack of unopened smokes which wasn't there on our way to the gas station. We took it as a sign from god to toke up lmfao. Saved our asses

>>713377575
what the hell? that stupid pachinko game is so dumb and people keep throwing away all their money on it

>>713369524 (OP)
All of them, don't look up phil ivey.

>>713371846
>And lose any other business you might do in their establishment
yep that's why they're banning you retard

>>713380067
Loser.

>>713381312
Lmfao why

>>713377863
Will they still attempt to break my hands if I'm actually just winning off 10 luck and not cheating at all?

>>713380067
Ancient shamans would smoke weed in a tent. Place 10s of grams of weed in a bowl and cover it with a wet cloth, then you just stick your head under the cloth and huff it all up.

>>713371540
>not min maxing your way to the Lucky Shades by getting into the Legion safe house for another +1
What are you, casual?

>>713375149
If youre alluding to gacha, no, gacha is not a gambling because once you hit a certain point in your pull you will be guaranteed to get the item that you want. US law literally stretched its own law to include any material with probablity and real money involved in order to extort money from genshin impact

>>713382879
Yeah i've heard of that
But we were modest with the amount we smoked

>>713383253
Ye good, stuff can get expensive nowadays.
Not like the good ol' days where one would casually get burried with 800grams of weed

>>713369524 (OP)
>Anon realizes casinos are gay

>>713383465
Yeah i had to put restrictions. We were still in high school, and none of them had impressive grades so i figured the last thing they need is smoking up every day as soon as they come home and fail school lol. So i made it so we only smoked from fridays-sundays

>>713369524 (OP)
All of them. You gamble because you want to have fun, not to win (because you won't), and casinos are run so the Vegas industry and Indian reservations can make a profit.

>>713383115
>gacha is not a gambling because once you hit a certain point in your pull you will be guaranteed to get the item that you want.
by that definition lucky slots are also not gambling because the machine is progreammed to give a payout eventually if it's used enough

>>713383915
Oh also, i'm the one who created the dude weed lmao meme that to this day is being used lol. Always weird to me to hear pyrocynical use it

Bump

Pump

It's a fallout thread. WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?

Oh my science

>>713369524 (OP)
All of them.
Nobody in real life has a luck modifier that lets them win randomly all the time.
In real life you get good at cards by counting, and casinos will ask you to leave if they suspect you. It is a private business, so they can refuse entry to you for any reason so long as it isn't due to race, sex, or protected class.

Tromp

>>713376825
>It strictly is
no. counting cards is based purely on known information within the game. it isn't cheating. you can still be banned for winning too much, casinos are not obligated to allow anyone to play, but it isn't cheating

Fauci ouchie

This is so bizarre. A fallout thread where literally everyone got instantly raptured lmao

>>713369524 (OP)
Just play caravan.

Bump

Blergh

>>713369524 (OP)
Businesses can refuse service basically because they feel like it. They have to walk a line where they allow patrons to win at least some of the time but if you body the businesses bank account they can ban you 'just because'.

Quirk maxxing social anxiety faggot
-me to jesse eisenberg

I haven't played New Vegas in about 10 years, is there any reason to play it with mods?

>>713402647
I mean. Fundamentally, it's still going to be the same game

Beuh

>>713402647
You can play some decent quest mods like the bounty hunter one or run the Lucky 38 casino.
If you are trans you can roleplay as a hooker in the Strip with some sex mods and goon to that

used to be claw machines were skill based and nobody ever kicked me out of a casino for stealing all their stuffed animal toys as a little kid

>>713369524 (OP)
pretty realistic, look up any card counter video on youtube. they all go to a casino, play for 30 minutes, get kicked out, then find the next one and repeat until they run out.

>>713369524 (OP)
They ban you if you count cards.

>>713373117
You are very soft lmao.