Thread 713373091

How does this image make you feel?

>>713373091 (OP)
Depressed.

>>713373091 (OP)
Gay

>>713373091 (OP)
Slimy

better than the yogscast

simply epic

>>713373186
I miss Danica too, bro.

I thought people would be happy to finally have smash kart.

>>713373091 (OP)
I have crossover fatigue.

>>713373091 (OP)
we need extreme and painful competition if you don't want to see nintendo become sony 2.
this is not extreme and painful, just sad

Nothing screams slop more than unrestrained crossovers at this point

>>713373091 (OP)
Confused

I don't like Spongebob, otherwise, indifferent.

>>713373091 (OP)
I just dont get why the non Sega characters have to be so disconnected. TMNT? Avatar? Spongebob? What about these screams "Sega"?

>>713373683
It's more like MUGEN Kart. Would actually be hype if they put Japanese Donald McDonald.

>>713374006
They're owned by the company that did the Sonic movies, this is just them cashing in. The real outlier here is Minecraft, which has zero justfied reason to be included.

>>713374281
>people make Kart racers that just blow your computer up or delete system 34

>>713373091 (OP)
Cautiously optimistic. I hope for once in Sonic Teams fucking miserable life they actually make a game inspired by another dev team from previous titles and makes an even better game instead of making a worse game. Sumo Digital's All-Star Racing and Racing Transformed were great fun and if CrossWorlds can be that and better they have a winning product so I'm cautiously optimistic that they for once actually deliver, despite Sonic Teams notorious track record of shitting on anything other teams have done better than them.

When

>>713373091 (OP)
I just wanted sonic characters how much was that to ask

>>713374485
I wanted Sega All-Stars 3, now none of us can be happy

>>713374485
>>713374612
I just wanted Shining Force. I don't even get a monkey's paw to wish upon

>>713374470
>not wanting Destroy-It Dan

Spongebob has no voice lines in game LOL

>>713374752
>I just wanted Shining Force
Me too man...

>I don't don't even get a monkey's paw to wish upon
But alas there was, we were going to get a gatcha remake of the first game
https://youtu.be/EZHqyrLjerw?si=xtJY1rcSv_Wqcqmz

It got canceled by the way, because we can't have anything

>>713375327
still wild that the company just exploded randomly. Their bankruptcy had nothing to do with Shining Force too

>>713373091 (OP)
Frustrated
I loved SAS:ASRT and it's extremely tasteful curated roster of SEGA's icons, having been a Megadrive/Dreamcast kid

This just feels like some marketing director having glanced over Steam top sales and r/gaming front page and called it a day, extremely shallow and cash oriented

Will we at least get something from Altered Beast, SEGA Rally, Sakura Wars, Streets of Rage, or even TW Warhammer? I also wonder why is Joker now the forced mascot of SMT instead of Jack Frost?

Why do you need Spongebob? This is some faggy universe Beyond bullshit, how much did they pay for this?

>>713373091 (OP)
Annoyed, but sega has always been the king of gargling corpos balls for cross promotion bullshit, so not surprised. At the very least, the cancer is contained to the DLC and not base game, unlike Transformed.

Here's your sonic series roster bros

>>713374485
Just play the base version game.

>>713375656
>Transformed
>Tasteful curated roster
lmao
Only the first one had an actual good roster

>>713373091 (OP)
disaster in the making

>>713375863
Why do they hate Mighty and Ray?

>>713373091 (OP)
Old.

>>713373091 (OP)
indifferent but I feel the need to point out that crossovers are gay

>>713375863
I only give a shit about the top row and Blaze.

>>713375656
>extremely tasteful curated roster of SEGA's icons

>>713375327
Being a Shining Force fan is suffering.

>>713375863
Not bad at all, I'm glad they finally have every major character in the roster of a game for once so I can finally use Espio
>>713377236
Not a Riders fan or just don't care for the Babylons?

>>713373091 (OP)
It's shit.
Why include guest characters if they're not voiced? it's like a low quality mod.

>>713373091 (OP)
I don't like using the word souless, but crossover shit, with few exceptions, really is. It's a sega game, fuck off with the Minecraft and Nickelodeon shit, it's no better than Danica Patrick and Yogscast.

>>713375863
I hate Egg Pawns and always have.

>>713377236
>Not caring about Eggman
Garbage taste

>>713373091 (OP)
that minecraft is officially oldman shit now that all kids should avoid

Why DID they include Danica Patrick in Transformed? I don't give a fuck about real life racing, was she even any good?

>>713377707
Markiplier and Game Grumps DLC incoming for the new Sonic racer.

>>713373091 (OP)
needs more migus

>>713379597
Sega sponsors her i think

>>713379638
pink guy DLC would be ballin

>>713379638
Do modern children even know who those are? We're more likely to get Scott the Woz and Korone

>>713379638
Surely they won't do anything even Fortnite isn't for.

>>713374485
This is the first non-mobile Sonic game to have the entire core cast playable… ever. You have never been able to play as both Charmy and Silver in the same game before this.

>>713379597
She helped fund the game. It's a similar case to CrossWorlds, there's a good chance Viacom or Paramount helped fund the game and having their characters in the season pass is their payment

>>713379978
This. Now, I hate Charmy, but it sucks that we've never had all of the Chaotix playable in the roster of a game before which means Espio is also rarely playable (and I do like him). The Sonic roster (Zeti aside) for this game is what the standard roster in every side game should be going forward.

>>713376021
No classic characters yet. But apparently they made a modern mighty model for Sonic Blitz. And they plan on giving this game a lot of content, anything’s possible
>>713378683
They will be voiced. Just won’t have rival lines.

>>713379978
Cream, Charmy, and Vesper count as "core"?

>>713380176
Spongebob isn’t voiced, he just makes bubble sound effects

>>713373091 (OP)
like an ant

>>713380363
I'd say so. Every character featured in Sonic Generations and Shadow Generations that's not canonically dead is core cast in my eyes

I just wanted a sonic only cast like team sonic racing

>>713380363
They’re part of the main cast more often than not. Heroes, Shadow, Colors DS, Generations, Forces (well Cream wasn’t in that but she’s had more major roles than the Chaotix have so I think that balances out). By “Vesper” I assume you mean Vector and that’s definitely a yes for him, he usually gets priority in spinoffs.

>>713374006
You can thank the Sonic live action movies being extremely succesful which Paramount owns.

>>713374470
nobody cares about TF2, gramps

>>713380391
In fairness, I don't think Tom Kenny has the room to voice Spongebob for a franchise he probably barely knows about when he has 7 other different projects at Nickelodeon he has to do

Where's Danica Patrick?

So how long will I have to wait for the Takenobu Mitsuyoshi announcer mod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsAUL6BvV0

>>713380631
I did too because theres so many Sonic characters to pick from, but I think them trying to one up Transformed and build on it where TSR didn't was the priority here, which I'll respect more. At the very least I think track wise they're doing a better job of showing Sonic's variety than TSR was able to.

>>713379638
it's actually not that unlikely that a vtuber gets in

>>713380787
He voiced Spyro and N. Brio in CTR’s DLC, and Crash is lower on the totem pole than Sonic is

>>713380631
>wanting a game that's going to die immediately again

Go back to playing TSR and ask yourself again if that soulless husk of a game was a good idea.

>>713380679
>. By “Vesper” I assume you mean Vector
I actually meant Espio (I honestly have no idea where Vesper fame from) but the I suppose the point stands on your corner I guess if Charmy counts.

>>713373091 (OP)
>no ryo hazuki
it's over

>>713373091 (OP)
Confused. Why is sonic in a car? I thought his whole gimmick was running fast

>>713380921
The difference is Nickelodeon didn't have 5 different Spongebob releated projects for him to do, to say nothing about CN having some AT stuff in the pipeline too

>>713375863
even just seeing this roster i'm already sold on the game. but having spongebob in the game is even more kino

>>713380391
That’s because it isn’t ready yet, he will be voiced.
>>713380787
They can just use the decades of lines he’s recorded before if that were an issue

>>713380631
>I just wanted a sonic only cast like team sonic racing

Yeah it's kinda stupid to use the "Sonic Racing" branding if half of the playable characters aren't going to be from Sonic games. The free DLC should have been Sonic characters and the paid DLC should have been a few SEGA characters and non-gaming medium Sonic characters.

>>713373091 (OP)
Fucking Sonic got the SpongeBob collab before Mario..

>>713376021
nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a shit about Might and Ray, their only gimmick was, ironically, being the most forgotten playable sonic characters
0/10 characters

>>713381074
>Canon: Makes it fair for everyone else
>Reality: adds more content to the game since you can decorate and make your own build, and now mix and match vehicles with characters

>>713381074
1. Sonic also believes in fair play when its just him shooting the shit and there's nothing on the line (see also Riders)
2. Who gives a fuck?

>>713379638
Nobody cares about trannyraptor anymore, we're getting Ishowspeed and Kai Cenat as DLCs

>>713380482
came to post this

ITS HIS TIME

>>713381304
Actually the canon answer is that Sonic thinks cars are cool, he said it himself.

>>713381339
>we're getting Ishowspeed and Kai Cenat
I can't tell if you made those names up or not and I hate it.

>>713381074
>"why le car"
this has to bet the most autistic sticking point people keep getting hung up on
it's like the subhuman mongrels who argue goku should oneshot yamucha or tenshinhan in any fighting game because "muh power levels"

>>713381074
Doomguy canonically also doesn't need guns, he just likes them

>>713381246
I kinda agree and don't at the same time. From a business perspective that was what I was expecting but I think having SEGA's characters be free was the better move since it means if you want another All Stars Racing game, you'll get it through the updates over time vs if they charged extra for them and then you'd get
>we're being charged extra money for something two games from over a decade ago did by default
>>713381423
Ah yeah, that's right. My mistake

>>713381469
You have to be living under a rock if you don't know who speed is

>>713382093
Sorry, I don't keep up with whoever the Alpha's think is watchable for five minutes before getting bored and turning to Skibidi Toilet or whatever

>>713373091 (OP)
Looks like an ad for some Burger King kid's meal toys.

>>713373683
>I thought people would be happy to finally have smash kart.
Not when Sega is charging $90 for it and it's mostly shitty Sonic characters.

>>713382093
Speed is a Keanu Reeves movie, ya big goof

>>713380824
Didn't know that game had Japanese voices, pretty cool.

>>713382487
The game won't be 90 forever because SEGA actually puts their games on sale, just wait. They even launched it pre Black Friday so it's guaranteed to go on sale two months after release

>>713375863
Is this really all that bad? You got some real good outliers in Cream, Espio, Sage and even the very reddit Big and Eggpawn.

We are getting an online influencer. You know that.

Pick which one you want.

>>713383804
They already picked her years ago and it's not even a question

>>713384109
Based
Now if only Sega got off their asses on used Pekora or Bae to promote Yakuza

>>713373091 (OP)
This looks like the most souless shit.

>>713384109
If Korone gets in I'm gonna cop for sure (especially if you can see her panties during certain tricks if the angle is right)

>>713384109
>>713384291
>>713384352
Her most recent stream was of one of the Spongebob games, make of that what you will.

>>713382943
I'll just stick to Mario Kart, everyone is going to be pro by the time the game goes on sale.

>>713384487
She knows

>>713384736
if being scared of people going pro is your issue you're gonna have a rough awakening with MKW, within a month or so everyone will be wall bouncing and rail grinding into insane shortcuts and you just can't have fun anymore

>>713373091 (OP)
indifferent

>>713373091 (OP)
Somewhat ok with it now that I know stuff like SpongeBob and Steve comprise the paid DLC, while the characters I actually care for are free updates.

>>713384856
But learning the rail tricks is part of the fun, you can race world record ghosts to practice, you have rewind if you failed a jump, etc.

>>713384783
Why is she such a sexy bitch?

>>713380735
i do

>>713384907
I should play his game

>>713386821
No, you shouldn't

>>713373091 (OP)
I feel like fortnite has been a disaster to gaming

>>713384856
I'm doing pretty well in MKW at the moment, I only know a few of the major shortcuts at the moment but it's been fun to learn them.

>>713383646
we're missing alot more characters
Classic era
Mighty
Ray
Honey
Trip
Fang
Bean
Bark
Speedy
Wendy
Wulf
Bear
Carrotta
Metal Knuckles
Tails Doll

Modern
Ariem
Gemerl
Marine
Sticks
Void
Lumina
Chaos
Tikal
Shade

I'd take all of these over disgusting western characters and alt characters from a failed roblox show nobody fuckin watched

>>713390207
sorry loser more people would buy Crossworlds for Spongebob than any of those rejects you listed lmao get a fuckin life.

>>713390207
>Classic era
They're not leaving Sonic Blitz.

>>713390207
Shade is never getting added because of Penders and they're sadly afraid to use some Modern era characters because of canon deaths. But if they ever throw that out the window for a second season or a new game, they could honestly go insane with a roster of just Sonic characters and it sucks that most people don't even know that they could easily make a base roster of like 60-70 of Sonic characters alone

>>713373091 (OP)
Smash brothers works because Sakurai made it very clear he was going for video game characters only, no Goku, no Shrek. Seriously what is the theme here?!

>>713390935
good thing Sakurai is a hack so his opinion isn't relevant.

>>713390935
Don't act like that fucking matters to you, bitch.

>no voice acting
>no special tracks
what's the point? What kind of freak would buy this dlc?

>>713391564
>no special tracks
Each wave of the season pass comes with a new track

>>713390935
>Seriously what is the theme here
Characters Sega has access to that are marketable.
Honestly we shouldn't even be surprised, look at Super Monkey Ball and PSO2
https://youtu.be/B2km0thHWDk?si=INyWfRqKqq41jZwX
https://youtu.be/EHK-9iEJSFg?si=x0L7JbSr7oHns48P

No theme, no reason or care. Just characters people know from other things and Sega hopes to squeeze money from

Say what you will about Sakurai, but the man cares about every character that gets in, no matter what Rosterfag stinkies may say

>>713392271
>Say what you will about Sakurai, but the man cares about every character that gets in
Why has Sonic received 0 new remixes, 0 moveset updates, and no new maps?

>>713392392
because sakurai is an autist that has obvious favorites and characters he doesn't give a fuck about yet nintendo demands him to include, despite smashtards pretending he's a loving father who cares for all series equally

>>713392392
>>713393473
Sonic's movelist is straight from the games, has serval fan-favorite tracks (that need approval to be remixed by the owner) and two whole maps, which is more than most third party characters have with, the only exception being Cloud and that's because SE is stingy as fuck.

>>713373548
This.

>>713373548
Is Yogcast even still around?

>>713394603
No I think one of them got caught being a pedophile or some shit, or "raped" a woman

>>713389681
You're not wrong

>>713374470

The PC/ Steam port of Transformed really is the best overall version of the game, when you take into account the additional DLC characters and the option to play at 4K resolution, etc.

>>713392271
I agree with your point but PSO2 is a bad example of this since that's a live-service game and getting a whole lot of collabs is pretty much par for the course.

>>713397503
You're not wrong. But from what I've heard, all that really does it put a bandage over the countless gaping wounds the game has that the fanbase wants fixed.
Sure having a collab with Kaiju No. 8 and Frieren is neat and all, but it's not fixing any of the features Sega removed/ruined.

It reminds me how far down the shitter the Yakuza series has been for the last several years.

>>713373091 (OP)
It needs teto for completion

>>713373091 (OP)
Cringe.

>>713374485
team sonic racing was shit because of this, you know that.

>>713375093
true?
at least it's on PC so we can mod them in
that's stupid as fuck tho

>>713390207
Half these are Archie shit that aren't canon

>>713398937
Those are actually all from games but some of them are Game Gear games nobody cares about so not surprising if you thought they debuted in Archie.

2025 is going to be a hell of a year for Kart Racers!

https://youtu.be/meQD_cRQyjU

>>713400451
Alright, I admit it, you caught me off guard with the Tails games shit.

Arle is in

>>713397786
As someone who used to play NGS, that's pretty much the case.

>>713400581
>2025 is going to be a hell of a year for Kart Racers!


> Mario Kart World = biggest release
> Sonic Crossworlds
> Possible update for Nitro Fueled?
> Kart Evolution 2025 - I mean, it is closer to a real Kart Racing sim. still in early access.
> I swear there was some kind of Nickelodeon Kart Racer game that was suppose to be released this year?
> Garfield Kart Racer 2

>>713373091 (OP)
>denuvo
Disgusted

>>713373091 (OP)
Gnarly!!

>>713375863
Nice to have all the main heroes but...
>no Zeena
FUCK.

>paramount

Captain Kirk driving an Enterprise-themed kart when?

>>713402826
>Implying anyone below the age of 40 gives two shits about Star Trek

If we get a Valve rep again, which Dota hero would you guys like to see?

>>713374359
There's a sonic dlc in minecraft and sega has a good working relationship with Microsoft on top of that.

>>713404383
valora definitely

>>713404432
There's also Mario Minecraft DLC, it doesn't mean much

>>713404383
>If we get a Valve rep again, which Dota hero would you guys like to see?

G-Man, driving a go kart that is powered by GLaDOS ALA KITT from Knight Rider.

>>713404934
>G-Man gets in
>The alphas only know him as "the skibidi toilet guy"

>>713404072
Nobody gives a shit about the Deadly Six, yet two of them are in here.

>>713405379
Sega cares about them, for whatever reason.

>>713373091 (OP)
I just find it funny how Sega flexes their IPs as in they're Nintendo or Capcom.
Nobody who's into Miku, Persona, or Yakuza cares that they're technically under Sega.

>>713373548
I'll take Yogcast and a good game, thank you.

Confused. A scary amount of retards acting like this is the first sonic racing game to do this, the previous 2 also had cross overs

>>713405554
It's just Nintendo fans trying to concern troll.

>>713405516
as if they're*

>>713373091 (OP)
Incredibly based and shits all over Mario Kart

>>713405554
>Sonic Team Racing
>Crossover
The fuck are you talking about? The whole reason this is happening is because people were pissed it wasn't a crossover

>>713405689
We were pissed it was a sonybro game and not a Sega one. Also because it was fucking terrible, which this abortion is also not doing anything to fix.

>>713405764
Fuck's sake, sönigger.

>>713405554
This has potential to be better too if they actually have CrossWorlds stages associated with each crossover property.
>racing through Kamurocho
>racing through Bikini Bottom
By the way Sega also owns Initial D Arcade Stage.

>>713405764
It was a terrible game, but that's not the point
>it was a sonybro game
The fuck does that mean? Sony had nothing to do with how Team Racing turned out.

>>713379165
I prefer the original one

>READY TO FRY SOME ANCHOVIES?
>Just try to keep up.

I want him to be either a track, a scenery element, or a racer.

>>713405516
Not to mention all the other IP Sega owns but choses to ignore.
Imagine if Smash Bros worked like this, it would be nothing but Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon characters, with fucking the Minions, Shrek, and Toothlesss thrown in because that's what the people want

>>713405689
lel, I actually forgot that game existed, I mean transformed and all-stars

>>713406147

Jim Carey movie Robotnik would be amazing.

Sega could throw some more vintage characters in

>>713382487
The game is 70 dollars.

>>713374485
You got that with TSR and everyone hated that game.

>>713406150
It sucks, my nigga Billy and other first-party IPs will never be in one of these crossover games

>>713407597
Billy was in the first one and Zero Gravity. Sure he got cut in Transformed despite having a stage but hold on to hope man, it could happen. I think anyone who was in a previous game should be in this new one for sure

Who will you be playing?

>>713408806
Assuming I get it.
Sage, Omega, Metal Sonic, Miku, Ichiban

>>713407167
And 40-50 at key sites

>>713408806
Tails with his Extreme Gear

>>713381285
>the most forgotten playable sonic characters
That would be Heavy and Bomb, proven by even you forgetting about them.

>>713408806
Eggman and Tails
maybe Metal Sonic

>>713373186
fpbp

>>713408806
I'm thinking Metal Godnic

>>713408806
Sonic, Shadow, Blaze, Espio, SpongeBob, Leo Nardo, and Mikey.

>>713373091 (OP)
So Sega made smash bros kart edition? Weird

>play as werehog
>the stage is daytime

Uhhhhh lorebros

>>713373091 (OP)
Where the fuck is Vyse?

Is Sage taking Cubot&Orbots spot?

Those two are a remnant of Pontacs humor run.

>>713373091 (OP)
I'm secure in the knowledge that it still will never be better than Mario Kart. I can tell just from the driving physics.

>>713410163
I can just tell you're a fag.

>>713410159
Orbot and Cubot just chilled in the online lobby in the beta so it's too early to tell

>>713410163
On the contrary, being able to carry drifts between turns is what makes the Sonic ones great.

>>713408806
Gonna play Jet, Silver, Sage and the Werehog and then probably Miku when she releases

>>713382487
>it's mostly shitty Sonic characters
What makes them shitty?

>>713411090
They insist upon themselves with needless melodrama and politics.

>>713373186
Fpbp. This blue rat is so soulless now.

>>713411757
KINO

Why Sonic and Shadow are racing in car, should not they run faster than cara?

>>713411783
>now

>>713411494
>>713411757
I love these interactions

>>713406668
>Jim Carey movie Robotnik would be amazing.

If you want that, just watch footage of Yevgeny Prigozhin chimping out for 90 minutes

I hate smash, league, and Fortnite for popularising cross over shit

>>713411494
>>713411757
holy SOVL

>>713374942
>not Fuck-It Frank
>Armageddon-It Andy
>Bust It Bill
>Crush-It Carl
>Defenestrate-It Daryl
>Tear-It Terry