>millions of copies sold
>zero fans
how did they do that?

im a fan

>>713385904 (OP)
I am a fan...

>>713385904 (OP)
>noooooo the sales a fake
lol the coping and seething about this game is now on the level of Q-tards

>>713385904 (OP)
Please at least try to be funny or slightly believable with your shazamtranny bait.

>>713385904 (OP)
>zero fans
maybe if you live under a rock

>dumbest sloppiest shit for the dullest reject retards
>nobody is even capable of talking about the game

>>713386407
>>713386568
>>713387206
>>713387276
Fromshills detected

>>713387282
>>713385904 (OP)
There's valid criticism for ER but you guys talk about the game like it's quite literally the worst thing that ever happened to you. Like there are tears rolling down your face as you're typing the posts.

>>713385904 (OP)
I’m a fan

>>713389206
I think it’s literally only because it sold well and got good reviews.

>>713389206
>hey we're starting a new series, turning over a new leaf. we hired GRRM to write the game for us, it's going to be a political thriller like game of thrones
>it's actually breath of the wild with no actual dungeons
>ghouls and goblins from games past running at you to die
>whoa epic *zelda chest sound* a weapon with a weapon art/status effect that trivializes the game
>*summon 30 guys to mob the boss while you flail wildly trying to hit the boss*
>30 minutes later, boss cleared
>have sexual relations with PS5 pro
>get roach eggs on your dick

>>713389729
Sounds suspiciously like a tendie that's watched someone else play ER for a few minutes. It's odd to compare the game to BoTW when it's a hyper simplistic rendition of the same general concept. It's got all the same flaws and then some. Like how can you complain about ER dungeons and plotlines when Zelda is rehashing the exact same generic storyline yet again with the most severe copy pasting of assets imaginable.

>>713390998
Shut up snoy, vacuum your carpet

>>713385904 (OP)
I'm a fan
We exist

>>713390998
KEK you were right on the money. complete with being accused of being a snoy. top kek

>>713391265
>snoy talks to himself
so fragile

>>713392131
sorry i'm not a subhuman like you, i wouldn't be caught dead owning a console

>>713389729
>it's going to be a political thriller like game of thrones
No-one ever promised a fantasy-lite GoT narrative, we got the usual vague and convoluted themes of factions struggling to regain former glory and hold onto shattered power structures. Souls games are about ambition, loss, punishment, and corruption. It depends how much you like those gothic horror conventions and piecing together a plot that's intended to be somewhat subjective and mysterious.
>it's actually breath of the wild with no actual dungeons
What can I say except there are more dungeons and dungeons types in ER than you need.
>ghouls and goblins from games past running at you to die
Im not sure what this is trying to say but BoTW has 16 enemy types and 12 bosses, ER has 179 unique generic enemies and 65 unique boss type enemies. Both games reuse assets liberally but ER draws from a relatively gigantic pool vs Zelda.
>*zelda chest sound* a weapon with a weapon art/status effect that trivializes the game
Games got 308 weapons with a variety of moves, modifiable weapon arts, dual wielding and affinities, Im not sure why anyone would think this is a bad thing, its one of the strongest aspects of the game and series.
>*summon 30 guys to mob the boss while you flail wildly trying to hit the boss*
Whats nice about ER is there are so many tools available you can solo the entire game at low level or cheese as hard as possible and still have a fun time. If I can beat the game at level 30 as a retard then anyone can.
>have sexual relations with PS5 pro
Meds now.

>>713385904 (OP)
wish that were true, OP

>>713385904 (OP)
I’m a fan of the base game. Dlc was only ok.

I'm not fan just because I played it and liked it. I might not even watch the movie if it doesn't look interesting

What are you going to do about it?

>>713395230
>Collect 10000 scatdoodoo fragments

Was this really necessary

>>713396557
It was retarded let's be real.

>>713395450
how do you convert a game with a story like ER into a movie. Everything is revealed ambiguously through weird metaphorical snippets of dialogue and environments, theres almost no way to communicate it without being either utterly vague or exposition dumping through dialogue. best case scenario we get a movie thats focused on a smaller in universe storyline and not something that tries to summaries the entire game plot in 1.5 hours.

>>713385904 (OP)
Probably a bot post, but I have to agree. I'm a massive soulsfag, but I just wasn't able to get through Elden Ring. Hell, I even enjoyed Dark Souls 2.
I think Elden Ring has a good amount of flaws that can prevent people from enjoying the game for reasons besides it not being Dark Souls 4.

>>713392195
what a retarf subnormal