Thread 713389182

Bruh

why do indians ruin everything

>>713389182 (OP)
Whatever, long as he doesn’t get his hands on Berserk.

They'll turn Dick Kicked into a groveling soÿ-infused male feminist if not killing him outright in order to replace him with a female lead

>>713389182 (OP)
“Step one: we make him black and gay and played by Don Cheadle”

humiliation ritual

>>713389182 (OP)
And /tv/ will watch it so I don't have to.

Based Chadi Shankar about to infuse this dusty grandpa with hip new energy

>>713389182 (OP)
My name is Duke Nukem... I am vegan and I support LGBTQ+ rights! Now it's time to have a talk with those alien bastards and ask them kindly to pay for my ride's insurance!
>cue Nelly Furtado - Maneater intro

Before I say "cash grab" I have to ask:
Do they ever make any profit from these low-effort vidya movies?

>>713389182 (OP)
I thought dmc was kind of shit. even as someone who didn’t play the games I thought the story was incredibly obvious and I disliked the animation. I wonder if they’ll make Duke more pc

So that Gianni fag's guaranteed to voice him in this, right?

>>713389182 (OP)
And JUST like that, all Duck Fuckem posting on this board will now be relegated to India sar spam. GGs anons. o7

I'm so fucking sick of writing where the punchline is "haha he said fuck 10 times in the same sentence"

>>713389182 (OP)
Duke Nukem is in such a sorry state right now he can honestly only go up. I honestly have no idea how his reputation can get any worse about Duke Nukem Forever probably being one of the worst video games of all time relative to the amount of hype, time, money, and effort put into it. It's on par with Concord and ET for Atria.

I'm so confused, I thought that faggot randy pitchford & gearbox owned the duke nukem rights? GIVE US A FUCKING GAME ALREADY

>>713389182 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I actually don't care. Duke has been irrelevant for almost 30 years. Anything anyone did with him in [current year] would be pure garbage, even if it weren't directed by a poo.
This stupid bastard is just gonna lose money on this deal.

>>713389182 (OP)
I wonder how gay lame and brown they will make this.

>>713389706
Why are you consuming western media in the first place?

Adi seething about African slaves and British colonialism is really funny because he grew up in rich 1st-world Asian countries built up by the British and then moved to an expensive neighbourhood in America.

>>713390052
You don't have to wonder, just look at every other Netflix adaptation to get an idea of how lame and gay it will be.

Weird how Adi Shankar got designated the video game adaptation slop churner. He's also got Assassin's Creed, PUBG and Hyper Light Drifter to ruin as well along with Duke Nukem and DMC season 2. Though, I'm not sure there is that big of a fanbase left in Assassin's Creed and Hyper Light Drifter to say he truly ruined them.

>>713389343
You know he's pushing hard to get that right? He could argue that he could do better than the 3D Bersek anime so why not give him a chance.

>>713389182 (OP)
SOON https://youtu.be/yuLyUHxq7Sw

>>713389182 (OP)
no no no NOOOOO!

>>713390561
hollywood is so fucking gay

>>713389182 (OP)
Okay. And this affects me how?

>>713390561
>that comment section

>>713392628
Okay, I'm done caring about these asshole. It's up to you AI faggots now, I'm counting on you. Flesh and blood people cannot make what I want anymore.

>>713389343
he is getting his poo covered hands on every forgotten franchise you loved

>adaptation would either be the MC being black,genderbend into a black woman or another lecture about white man bad
Poor white cucks.

>>713389182 (OP)
But will Jeet Troonem have fucking disgusting moobs and show off his doughy corpulent body with poorly fitting clothes at signing events in the show like the "real" Nukem?

>>713389182 (OP)
How is it even possible to adapt Duke Nukem for a """""modern audience"""""?

>>713389182 (OP)
>YOUR COLON, YOUR NEO-VAGINA.... WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

sirs it is time to kicking off the ass and redeem apple gift card

>>713393414
and saar… I am not have any more gift card…
>racks revolver

>>713389182 (OP)
Based he literally saved Castlevania and DMC from almost bankrupt, hopefully he can make Duke Nukem popular again.

>>713389182 (OP)
>Bruh
i very much doubt that most of the retarded children who make up the userbase of todays /v/ have play a duke nukem game

>>713389182 (OP)
Castlevania and DMC were top tier. This will only turn out bad because Duke never had enough material for good sequel, let alone a show.

>>713393307
Really? Like... really? Jesus christ your kind... the objective is to make fun, denigrate and humiliate the character because, at some point, his games were enjoyed by straight white males. That's it. "adapt"? "modern audience"? This dude....

This is going to suck so, so bad. It will be made for nobody at all. The people who liked Duke Nukem aren't going to want to watch a wokified version of him.

>>713393307
you make something completely different and release it with the name "duke nukem"
just like crapcum have been doing with resident evil,dmc and sf. or with any "live action" crap

Finally, Dick Suckem.

>>713389182 (OP)
that still isn't gonna make him white though? sucks to be adolf shankar

>>713393934
its pretty funny how the whole woke shit is trying to pretend everyone in the past was a black person but not with hitler

>>713394018
nah Hitler and Idi Amin were 100% white, their ancestors were white monkies too.

>>713394198
are you telling me the mermaid was real?

>>713393684
it was the first pc game I played as a kid. I was too poor for a pc but my friends dad had it. there’s no way they will release anything close to real duke

>>713389182 (OP)
How do these fags keep getting money? I thought Blackrock pulled out of the DEI horseshit agenda.

>>713394379
He's the nepobaby son of banking execs

>>713389182 (OP)
this guys whole shtick is "I will take a (in his mind) old used to be popular franchise and make a show about it, thereby making it popular again, while taking all the credit and having my name all over it". Just look up how he felt when DMC5 came out during production of his mid dmc show. he was pissed that HE didnt get to revive this "niche" series

>>713389509
>you've just been shanked!

>>713389182 (OP)
>Netflix Castlevania is fucking shit
>Netflix DMC is fucking shit
>obviously Netflix Duke will be fucking shit
Pajeet shitting on things is nothing new. I'm more surprised Netflix loves burning money, is it really just money laundering?

>>713389182 (OP)
>"Sorry, White Bois. You can't have a Male Macho Horny Gun-Toting Badass Hero Protagonist. That's what you get for buying Stellar Blade."

>>713389182 (OP)
IT'S TIME TO EAT SHIT AND REDEEM CARDS
AND IM ALL OUT MA'AMS

Now I know this show will be good since /v/ is endlessly seething in this thread.

>>713394758
just realized it was a Trump thing. Thought it was just some older guy getting shanked by some karen
sorry, didn't mean to get political, but couldn't find many stabbing things that were comical. The only other one was this one
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>>713396806
>retard contrarian
Netflix already fucked up with Castlevania and DMC. Do you honestly think there is even a chance that they will do a hyper-masculine, blonde haired, blue eyed, white male like Duke Nukem ANY justice whatsoever? Don't be retarded

>>713397269
arrow pointing wrong way, but you know what i meant

>BU-DU-DUM
>BU-DU-DUM
>"Liberal?
>*shotgun pump*
>"Liberal retard!"
*BOOM*

>>713396437
I'm not sure I'd even call Duke a "cult classic." In my eyes it's as important as Doom. OK, maybe a LITTLE less.

>>713394379
I saw a blackrock advertisement yesterday bragging about how awesome they are. nothing really fazes them. Evil never rests.

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. And I'm all out of ass.

>>713389431
Doesn't he talk about watching Oprah in like the first game? He was always a parody of the macho man being a softie

>>713389913
>I'm so confused, I thought that faggot randy pitchford & gearbox owned the duke nukem rights?
Take Two bought them a couple years ago anon, where have you been?

>>713399753
Duke hadn't really found his feet yet in 1. Even by 2 he was more about being an absolute self-absorbed shithead. The book he wrote is called "Why I'm so Great" and you won't really see many jokes about him being soft.