Thread 713389223

Room ID: Y4R 938

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

>>713389223 (OP)
Nealo is the GOAT

Just remember that

FIRST PLACE
FUCK ALL OF YOU BULLIES
I CAN STILL WIN

>>713389495
congrats

Does it look like a womb tattoo or not? I'm wondering if it's just me.

>>713389691
it doesn't

MOO LOL

I FUCKING HATE BOOMERANGS

>>713389691
it does

>>713389223 (OP)
what mario character is that on the top

>>713389691
too wide to be a womb tattoo

>>713389691
maybe

I hate lightning so much it's unbelievable

I hate water maps

>>713389396
Threadly reminder that hebes > pedos, and DLC loli Pauline is the definitive pick for based anons

why does the cow weigh the same as Pauline and Rosalina?

>>713390074
Based

>>713390209
it's a small cow

>>713390074
>open mario kart thread
>get pedophilia instead

LIGHTNING

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WHOEVER USED LIGHTNING AFTER THE FINAL ITEM BOXES FUCK YOU

>Lost the set to a CPU
Fuck

>>713390209
The obvious implication here is that Pauline and Rosalina are also cows.

I'm exhausted
GG guys
Someone else gets to host

they need to add a timer to lightning because holding it until the last minute is broken

>mirror
Bad meme

>>713390326
It was Cow

>>713390359
cowkini rosa and pauline outfits when nintendo

give me one reason not to use the baby blooper

>>713390209
she doesn't, cow is heavier

>>713390461
looks dumb

mirror map keeps messing with my head when choosing my course

Jews just thrust America into another war

-Nealo

Choco Mountain sucks in mirror mode

>blue shell the microsecond candy passes me
Based
>shock the microsecond I hit the item box
Not based

Rubbing our Bullet Bills together. LEWD!

Stop making the fat jew make that obscene pose, he looks fucking retarded

Anyone else here trans?

>>713391408
you're welcome bitch

See you all next weekend GGs

>>713390638
i think it looks great

the red shell hit me instead of candy
rigged

>getting hit by the kamek goombas saved me from getting blued
thank you to whoever used that

>>713389892
It works on Wario

hope you enjoyed that lightning faggots, what goes around comes around

>take the slower alt path
>avoid getting struck by lightning
>gold mushroom
>2nd
Shrimple as that

Stop picking random yo stupid fucks. Just press + then pick a stage

>>713392332
But I want to race on all of them not just my favs

>wait until every in front of me's past the item boxes
>release lightning
delightfully devilish

>>713392332
What if I don't care which stage gets picked

>get stomped
>lose everything you have
kill yourself cunt faggots

>>713392332
I will now pick random to spite you

>picks a stage
>it gets picked but not from your choice and you have to race to it instead of looping

>3 daisy’s at the top of the leaderboard
How the FUCK does she do it?

>>713392574
git gud

>>713392958
sucked off miyamoto

>>713392958
all of them suck me off so job for them

>Acorn Heights
FUN

>>713392440
But random only gives the main stages, it excludes the intermission stages.

jenna please learn how to fucking drive

the fucking acorn knocked me off track :(

>>713393507
I am not good with Pauline sry

>blue shell hit makes me shock dodge
Thank you so much, truly a based individual

When a room is full, will it automatically add you to the lobby if you sit at the "Room is full. Please wait..." screen or do you have to leave and re-enter the code to actually join?

>>713393765
leave

>>713393607
god I wish that were me

>>713393765
If you add friends you can see their lobby status and join

I know you tried to bomb me before the end
Just so you know, you missed
:)

SQUISHED 3FUCKING TIMES IS A ROW

>bounce off someone last lap and go flying off after grabbing a double item box
FUUUUUUUCK

That sucked

daisychads are too powerful..

>feel the urge to piss
nooooo

>>713394147
I have 20 daisy porn tabs open while i'm playing
>>713394229
bottle time bro

should i stack terrain speed bonuses or spread them out?

YES I finally got fish bones

Thanks for the bone fish unlock

>>713392958
>3 daisy’s AGAIN at the top of the leaderboard (feat. baby daisy)
CAN SHE BE STOPPED?

it's not nice to namedrop me

>get hit ONCE
>23rd

>>713394583
Good game anon
bitch

>>713394147
>everyone around me gets bullets and golden shrooms
>I get coin box and triple green
Fuck this game.

>>713394583
I don't know who you ar but I have a feeling that you're a faggot

I miss knockout tour

remember to bag on koopa beach

>stomped three bitches before the end
heh

>>713394770
>anonymous website
>keeps namedropping

Cloudy, if I ever find you I will murder you for what you just did to me with that red shell.

>Shock near the end so I can get into a good placement.
>Squished regardless.

Oh Cloudy is back I had separation anxiety

>>713394957
I'll do it again

What kind VR do you guys have?

>>713395301
9100

>>713395301
8.1 vs
8.6 knock out

>>713395301
About 4.5k, I haven't played randoms much.

fuck whoever placed bananas on the ramp

>>713395301
8.4 gp
8.7 knockout

Cannot stress enough how much I hate airship fortress

Bullet bill is such a great item, isn't it?

Zippy shove that boomerang up your ass

>>713395576
all me

>>713395576
The good old mk7 nana spot

>>713389396
*Chads

>kamek blocks the whole path with chain chomps
lmao based

>fuck up once
>die
welp

I swear daisyfags got it out for me with how many times i’ve been screwed over by them

>>713395301
I got the game just before the weekend so only 5k in VS so far, I finished 150cc and did some free roam/TTs but online I’ve mostly played with you guys

nice try hurler :^)

>>713395908
Well when half the player count is Daisy you have good odds

>hit someone with a shell
>they just keep going
>get hit with a shell
>instant last place

I hate this fucking stupid track so much

WOW I LOVE FALLING OFF THE STAGE ONCE AND ENDING UP LAST PLACE WHAT A GREAT 80 DOLLAR VIDEO GAME

>get blue shell
>hold it until cloudy is in first one the last lap
>use it

>>713396446
seethe

Gonna break for a bit, keep my spot warm for when I come back
>>713396141
It’s a sect of players who exclusively play daisy, they know who they are

>>713396406
Where do you get this sticker?

>>713395301
i am trying to break 3500 i keep falling below its a hard wall for me

>>713396635
Don't you start at 3000? Wtf anon

>>713396468
motherfucker i'll find you

Candy pls be my gf

>>713395301
Between 8200-8500. Got up to 8700 once thanks to a shitter lobby but then placing below 8th lost you points and I was dragged down to 8500 again

>>713396719
you win some you lose some

>>713396778
this but cloudy

I want kill cloudy and have sex with cloudy

>>713396816
Sounds like you're winning none and losing most

>>713396927
having sex with cloudy's corpse!

>>713396998
Manifesting this

>change from boo to daisy
>suddenly do better in the races
huh

>>713396989
every time i get near first i get hit with an item

>>713389223 (OP)
WTF, why is the OST so fucking good
https://youtu.be/oyieDrmcgAk
https://youtu.be/5u_gejZUUz0
https://youtu.be/WRZzFGKgKWk
https://youtu.be/7yjlhsabN7s
https://youtu.be/8czs9VUfzXc
https://youtu.be/GgtiRbEp-w4

anytime I try to get past you fuckers I always get hit with something

Just realized that most people in this lobby are either Daisy or Baby Daisy.

>>713395301
i just made it into 8000, i mostly play online in vkends tho

For me it's the Junkyard Hog.

Total cloudy death

>>713397231
>pick baby daisy
>only one playing it for 3 weekends
>come back This weekend and everyone is daisy
I really don't want to have to be peach... could you guys pick something else?

>screwed over by lightning after already losing
this has happened to me every race

>>713397484
sorry bro

IM SHIT I SUCK ASS KILL ME FUCK AHIRT DWMACSn kmkp x>?

goddamnit 1st to 19th on the last lap, thought I'd finally win one

I still have our emails from the 7 and 8 days.

>>713397867
stop sending me gay porn

>>713397493
I usually stick with baby Rosa or Peach. I want to main Rosa but someone else is using her

>>713397598
>she belongs to a guy who looks like this
What does HE have that I don’t?!

>>713398139
He had the year of Luigi

>>713397915
lol cuck

>>713398139
A big sexy nose
just jewmaxx

>dead last because I get hit with a shell last second
>3 times in a row

>>713397915
I play whoever. Guess I missed the part where some random internet person can claim a character

Finally finished this. Hope you like it! Now I can finally join races again.

>>713398376
cute

1 lap was such a good design decision

>>713398376
PEACHGOD I KNEEL

>>713398376
based, good work anon

>>713398376
I do not like it
OP image better

>>713398376
o shit that's me

>>713398376
That's adorable, anon!

>hold golden shroom till last lap
>taking massive short cut
>press it twice
>immediately it gets stolen by boo
>stuck in the middle of no where in off-road
Fuck this game.

>>713389223 (OP)
>>713398376
Where is Daisy’s ass though

>>713398482
me btw

can anyone stop the daisy domination?

well /v/ should I enable friend requests

>try using medium karts
>get fucked every 3 seconds
guess I'm going for acceleration

I fucking love knockout tour so much

ggs anons was fun losing
by the way, is there some tech I don't know about? I keep hitting people with items only for them to barely lose any speed

>>713398776
Why wouldn’t you? It’s words on the screen

>>713398747
keep raping cloudy

Oh shit, time to get KNOCKED OUT

Actually I hate knockout tour

>>713398836
hit detection is laggy, that's all that is. Desyncs are common in this game, to the point where people will have entirely different race results client side.

AAAAGGJHH

SECOND ROOM GOING UP!!

08Y V17

>>713399206
4/24

>kept the shock all the way to first
INFINITE POWER

Now I gotta wipe the sweat off my controller. Damn

DONT PICK KOOPA BEACH WTF

that was MY win, actually gasped at you holding shock til the end

>daisyfags list KT
>immediately changed back to normal
LMAO

>>713399515
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If I had gotten anything other than feather on the last item box I would've won .

>>713399515
pick koopa beach? ok

Babychads do I join the dark side?

>>713399724
>Pedophiles should I be a pedophile?

3 of you picking koopa beach, satanic

>>713399774
You almost said the reddit buzzword

>>713399760
Playing a baby character does not mean you're a pedophile.

Baby Park > Koopa Beach

STOP WITH THE KOOPA BITCH

>>713400004
False

>>713399724
I’m not gonna lie I only started playing babies in World because they made them look cute as hell.

SECOND ROOM STARTING SOON!!

5/24
08Y V17

I fucking love Koopa Beach

>>713389396
fpbp

>>713389396
Only the baby princesses
Baby Mario & Luigi are actual characters who have appeared in games

failbag

Post the list

>>713400048
lifes a beach and then you die

>>713400164
This

>>713400051
The people who hold the belief that baby players are pedophiles are closeted pedos.

>>713400164
baby peach has appeared in M&L partners in time and yoshi's island DS, no excuse for the other two

why do people keep picking koopa beach its bagging central

>>713400201
Bye pedophile

>>713399206
Get in here if the main room is full bros

>>713400048
More Koopa Beach? ok

Chuckster wins again!

>>713400256
I literally one the last koopa beach race by front running.
Fuck off with that shit

Wait MKW has a Lan party feature?

>>713400445
>Bros I earned that win, please respect it!!

>>713399206
7/10

>>713400445
I went from near last to like 4th from holding a gold shroom the whole race

nobody streaming this?

rainbow road is worse than koopa beach

>>713398376
Very cute anon. I appreciate the work you put in.

>>713399089
Nintendo needs to fix this shit ASAP.
It's what kills the game for me more than anything.

More like Mario Fart

>>713400525
not my fault you suck at koopa beach bro

>>713400580
twitch/ yuzukisensei

Wario you fat little faggot

game air throw your fucking reds moron

why isn't thurler streaming

>>713400904
wah!

>>713397493
This, everyone stop playing any form of Daisy. Only I am allowed. I will slaughter all of you.

Goddammit I took that turn too tight

cloudy sucks ass

ima eat, you guys keep my seat warm

>>713399206
8/24

Back by unpopular demand

>>713401096
i wish i could suck her ass

Candy pls acknowledge my existence

>>713401195
proof cloud is female?

>>713401158
git ye gone

i finally worked my way to first place and within TWO seconds i got hit by a blue shell and was back at 22

i just have so much trouble breaking top 16 and usually i am top 18 or top 20

does anyone have tips?

>>713401298
trans

whats the worst intermission so i can pick it

There should be a way to kick people that vote Koopa Beach or Rainbow Road

>shockdodge with the boat
>avoid a red shell with the ‘copter
>front run the whole time
>first place
Holy shit playing as baby daisy isn’t a meme

>>713401487
cute!!!

>>713400898
NICE

Bowser's castle is S tier

>>713401487
ok.
proof cloudy is trans?
otherwise this is slander.

>>713401508
stop calling them intermissions they are courses too

>>713401734
I don't know if there's any existing proof of it now but back when /mk8g/ general existed there used to be a discord and he would send pics and he had HRT and shit

>>713401525
There should be a way to kil people that cry about it

fuck, I just want to win one set
other sweats, please chill!

>>713401792
Grim

Why do let an internet stranger live rent free in your head? Holy shit it’s a name on a screen.

stop name dropping its corny

>>713401794
okay deal

>>713401792
i used to flirt with her on skype, what a slut

>>713401840
One word: virgins

Save this version, please! Just a minor edit I doubt anyone will notice, but still.

>>713401963
It's impossible to lose your virginity so don't give me that nonsense

Boo Cinema is fun as fuck

How do I add friends?

>>713401998
Save in case I’m ever good enough to be an OP

phew no one got the kamek item there, you fucks kept hitting me out of top places!

Yes, I saved the lightning for the most destructive moment, you’re welcome

>>713401998
New version looks better

>>713402018
Your profile > add friend > users you played with

>>713401792
How sad.
Hope he recovers from all that antimale propaganda.

>>713401840
silence dog.

>>713402037
>right behind you as you use it
>boost right into a green shell with a stolen shroom and get 12th
Nice

>>713402037
I was so excited to zoom ahead, well played

>>713389223 (OP)
22/24

I will probably never lose my virginity

>>713401792
Nice fanfiction.

I miss when Cloudy was valid

If you wanna do intermission to mario circuit, THAT’S how you do it

Why is this dude spamming his edit across the entire board?

>>713402273
Don't reply to the animals, Cloudy

>>713402451
Spamming? I thought /v/ loved loli.

>>713402451
He's trying to get Bananza threads banned.

>>713402273
prove him wrong then.

>>713402380
begone foul creature.

>>713402605
>>713402669
What's wrong with spreading loli love? She's fictional.

Kind of crazy that I'm the best player in this lobby that isn't gay.

>boo steals my golden right when it ran out
close one

>>713402476
High five! Updooted! Post count +1! “VIP” role on discord achieved!

>>713402669
>anon is thirsting for another anon's cock so bad he's begging for dick pics in a Mario Kart thread

Going to dip after this race but I love the secondary room since it's more chill and not chaos. Thanks for chill games.

>>713402773
They aren’t gay they’re taking titty skittles and claiming to be lesbian

>>713402815
i want cloudy to notice me...

>>713402818
Also have a lammy.

>TWO rooms
>first room almost full 23/24
wow.

game sure is popular still

>that fuckass chimera hybrid of SNES Mario Circuit 1-3
who at ninty was responsible for this being in the game over any other retro course and why is it in fucking lightning cup

>>713402952
How long did threads last with the last kart?

aw i had lightning too but bullet bill took too long

I CAME IN 4TH HOLY SHIT AND FOR A FEW SECONDS I WAS IN FIRST

my tricj was when thr lighning hit i was a ghost so i didnt get shrunk

>>713403140
the last time there was a completely new game was 11 years ago and those threads aren't archived

>bag a golden in first
>booNIGGER jacks it
Fucking hate boogers
>>713402952
Hey, didn’t this get redrawn with elephant daisy? Cause I KNOW i’ve seen it before

How do I stop being a loser in absolutely everything in life

Second room gone now, sorry fellas.

>>713403202
Get a job.

>>713403113
It's in Special, actually.

>>713403191
How about 8D?

>>713403247
I have one it’s all I do

i held that lightning from 1st lap

Remember to select water and rough terrain maps to fuck over every meta fag

>had triple reds ready to take out 2nd place daisy
>everyone else just pops up outta nowhere to take the hits for them
pain

>>713403387
as far as I'm aware if a thread got a least 10 replies then usually they would get a full lobby, which lasted up until now. But obviously this game needs double the number of players to fill a lobby

>>713403335
It's in both.
Special gives all 3 laps though.

>>713403113
I like it a lot frankly. Wish we got more tracks like that. Peach Stadium needs to make use of its lower level during a 3 lap.

>>713402952
Well no shit. It's Mario Kart, It's going to be alive for 4 years at minimum. Anyone saying 'le dead le flop' is a retard.

>>713403247
boco you eat dog shit. shut up.

>>713403557
Nigga I just played Lightning 10 minutes ago. It's Moo Moo > Factory > Choco "Mountain" > Bowser

>Think I got a cool new shortcut
>mushroom into it
>nabbed by laikitu

teams when

>>713403662
I cut too much offroad too lol

acorn heights is dogwater

>>713403674
fuck teams, knockout when?

>>713403647
Why the fuck is mountain in quotes you queer?
But you are right, GP has no repeats only KOT...I misrecalled.

>>713403662
pay your taxi tax fag

>>713403756
I'm glad nintendo removed miis. look at this gay shit

MOO lol

DUMBFUCK START THE GAME ALREADY

>main room full
>can't join second
pain

>teams
fuck

>>713403719
you suck

>>713403756
Alice is probably legal now...

Greenbros, what are we doin’?

>>713404056
maybr i will get a good score im on blue team

>>713404235
Old and busted.

>>713404235
But can we find Alice?

>>713404293
Winnin'

AAA coulda snagged 1st for blue if that lightning didnt happen!

>shroom straight into a wall
fuck

I can't stop fucking JOBBING.

i keep hitting my owb team mates soery blue

>go on the rail to avoid the chaos
>get boomerang'd off
AAAAAAA

Redtards to strong

gg nerds and trans folk till next time

good job redfags

Bros… the /v/eekend is almost over…

blue bros what happened...

That's it for me. GGs and good night

I'M IN YOU FAGGOTS
BE AFRAID

>comm error
Guess I'm done for tonight

I won the circuit!

Final version, I swear! For some reason, the impact effect of Sidestepper getting bombarded by red shells disappeared, but it's fixed now. Totally done, I promise.

>>713405105
good work anon

>shock at the exact time blue shell hits, negating the hitstun from the shell
I love you so much, shockanon

>>713405196
ah...the gal in the first pic was Switch2-tan.
Okay then.
Never got that till now.
ALSO GIVE ME WRENCH YOU FUCKERS

>>713404906
Yeah time to go back to work where I’m more of a failure in than fucking Mario Kart. I should just quit everything

>>713405343
come here i'll give you a kiss

>>713405196
Thank you. Haven't really drawn since my MK8 OP picture back in the Wii U days, so I'm pleased it turned out well. Back then I drew the featured character about to make a big comeback, so this time I wanted to do the inverse and have the featured character about to get completely destroyed.

>>713405580
Kek, nice. I miss the static codes

>>713404235
she would be early 20s at least
sorry pedos

probably has a penis also

alice is valid

how old is cloudy

>>713406045
Even better.

>>713406096
43

>get kamek
NIGGER GAME
>go to back of the line to hit everyone because I'm not a cunt
>hammer bro
lame

Will you stalkers get a fucking life

kek you got her (him) mad

fuck 3dpd Rosalina is so pretty

>>713406232
btw streaming

https://www.twitch.tv/yuzukisensei

kill yourself thurler

>>713406464
What did I do this time

keep living thurler

stop sucking off cloudy

>>713406659
my wife left the lobby now i have to wait until next weekend...

rimley owes ME rimming!

>get in first with trple shrooms
>blue shell about to hit
>ready to use them
>stolen
Fuck

>>713406429
Oh nice, didn't realize there's space. I'll hop in soon.

Looks like most left so i’m gonna take my leave, gg’s. See you /v/ags next /v/eekend

>>713406887
i didn't come in last every time tonight so i am definitely improving

Are any of the single digit placers still in here? What can I do this week in the game to be better next weekend?

>boo gives me triple mushrooms
>shock dodge
>free path to 2nd
lmao

Don't leave yet please, I haven't had a chance to race you lads all weekend

>>713407130
watch world record runs on TT.
run your single player KOT and keep shooting for first even with cranked out ai.
improve item management.
>NATYY

fuck fuck fuck not the ? ruins

>hit someone with a heavy item
>they just keep going
>get hit by anything
>lose 3-6 places
FIX THIS SHIT MAN

>>713407545
i noticed that. it's either lag or these niggas cheatin

>>713407331
Thank you. What does the last part mean?

Koopa it up, this map sucks btw

>>713407331
>cranked out ai.
can we stop pretending like the cpus are hard to beat

>>713407936
nta but learn situational awareness (it will never be 100%) and when to use items

>>713407953
t. doesn't know about the last segment shortcut

>>713407936
Just just spam items cause you have them. Save them for good short cuts or to hit your opponents to fully screw them over.

>candy honking me in the glider section
I hope you die drowning in Baby Daisy's piss

>>713408180
I horde it, baby player btw

I'm picking highways

>>713408414
Same, they're fun

The items changing to automatically be behind you has made turtle shells worthless. Everyone just runs into you and breaks them.

>>713408537
It really should be a toggle but I like that's it's on by default

I'm done ggs

GG
my phone blew up last race

Oh hey top 3
Starting to be less washed

Last GP for me, already past 2am

European or Indian saars please wake up and join so I can play

>no cpus
stupid host

I want cpus

fucking boomeraging hitting me every fucking turn

Why the fuck would you want CPUs if it isn't teams

>complaining about no computers
>computers right there

I miss Baby Park bros, Koopa Beach feels uncivilized.

>>713408916
>>713408901
Fuck you small lobbies are comfy

>>713409103
Yeah I'm sorry, this is fine and comfy. I change my mind.

>wanted to hold blue shell in second until final stretch
>boo nigger steals it
NOT FAIR

>use boo
>steal blue shell
>get Pit'ed
>still get top 5
fuck it why not
lmao

I fucking stole that 2nd place that felt gross

>>713392958
TitJob Paizuri her way to victory

>>713409234
LMAO
AHAHAHA
lul

>finally get lightning
>Im stuck behind a golden mushroom to spam through on final section

I'm quitting if they bring Miis back

>>713398139
He wins by doing absolutely nothing

https://youtu.be/CwDngBhmQXY

I forgot you can't grind when zapped, I fucking lost because of that

>twin gold shroom finisher
noice

thurler you cock gobbling ape.
get shit on.
Great matches to all anons. had a lotta fun

Thank you everyone for the races tonight!

>>713409820
Except you, fuck you

>>713409852
you lost.
i have it immortalized.
stay mad.

BIG PLANT COMING THROUGH

i accepted your concession btw.
see you tomorrow.

>>713405105
I'm out after this set, but it's been fun. Reminder to save this version and not the others for future use.

>follow wario into a shortcut
>it's actually a fucking cliff

Yall really let me have 3 in a row

What's the lobby population

Why not choose Peach Stadium -> Rainbow Road? It's the same race but with a nice intro sequence.

>>713410605
7/24

>>713410605
7

>>713410605
7

>>713410605
7

Mario Kart 9 Deluxe

>messing up basic shortcuts
embarrassing

GGs everyone, see you next week

>>713410610
The intro is a straight line and if you’ve played it in grand prix you’ve already seen it. Rainbow road on its own cuts out the fluff and puts you right in the action

MK8D 200cc 1/12

>>713412393
Do you really mean it?

I tried to play baby Mario but everyone push me around. How do you play light weight units?