Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.
>>713389223 (OP) Nealo is the GOAT
Just remember that
FIRST PLACE
FUCK ALL OF YOU BULLIES
I CAN STILL WIN
Does it look like a womb tattoo or not? I'm wondering if it's just me.
I FUCKING HATE BOOMERANGS
>>713389223 (OP)what mario character is that on the top
>>713389691too wide to be a womb tattoo
I hate lightning so much it's unbelievable
>>713389396Threadly reminder that hebes > pedos, and DLC loli Pauline is the definitive pick for based anons
why does the cow weigh the same as Pauline and Rosalina?
>>713390209it's a small cow
>>713390074>open mario kart thread>get pedophilia instead
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WHOEVER USED LIGHTNING AFTER THE FINAL ITEM BOXES FUCK YOU
>Lost the set to a CPU
Fuck
>>713390209The obvious implication here is that Pauline and Rosalina are also cows.
I'm exhausted
GG guys
Someone else gets to host
they need to add a timer to lightning because holding it until the last minute is broken
>>713390359cowkini rosa and pauline outfits when nintendo
give me one reason not to use the baby blooper
>>713390209she doesn't, cow is heavier
mirror map keeps messing with my head when choosing my course
Jews just thrust America into another war
-Nealo
Choco Mountain sucks in mirror mode
>blue shell the microsecond candy passes me
Based
>shock the microsecond I hit the item box
Not based
Rubbing our Bullet Bills together. LEWD!
Stop making the fat jew make that obscene pose, he looks fucking retarded
>actually lost places after using a bill
>To the boo who crushed me before the glider section and the dry bones who hit me with the red shell
>>713391408you're welcome bitch
See you all next weekend GGs
>>713390638i think it looks great
the red shell hit me instead of candy
rigged
>getting hit by the kamek goombas saved me from getting blued
thank you to whoever used that
>>713389892It works on Wario
hope you enjoyed that lightning faggots, what goes around comes around
>take the slower alt path
>avoid getting struck by lightning
>gold mushroom
>2nd
Shrimple as that
Stop picking random yo stupid fucks. Just press + then pick a stage
>>713392332But I want to race on all of them not just my favs
>wait until every in front of me's past the item boxes
>release lightning
delightfully devilish
>>713392332What if I don't care which stage gets picked
>get stomped
>lose everything you have
kill yourself cunt faggots
>>713392332I will now pick random to spite you
>picks a stage
>it gets picked but not from your choice and you have to race to it instead of looping
>3 daisyโs at the top of the leaderboard
How the FUCK does she do it?
>>713392958sucked off miyamoto
>>713392958all of them suck me off so job for them
>>713392440But random only gives the main stages, it excludes the intermission stages.
jenna please learn how to fucking drive
the fucking acorn knocked me off track :(
>>713393507I am not good with Pauline sry
>blue shell hit makes me shock dodge
Thank you so much, truly a based individual
When a room is full, will it automatically add you to the lobby if you sit at the "Room is full. Please wait..." screen or do you have to leave and re-enter the code to actually join?
>>713393607god I wish that were me
>>713393765If you add friends you can see their lobby status and join
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I know you tried to bomb me before the end
Just so you know, you missed
:)
SQUISHED 3FUCKING TIMES IS A ROW
>bounce off someone last lap and go flying off after grabbing a double item box
FUUUUUUUCK
daisychads are too powerful..
>feel the urge to piss
nooooo
>>713394147I have 20 daisy porn tabs open while i'm playing
>>713394229bottle time bro
should i stack terrain speed bonuses or spread them out?
YES I finally got fish bones
Thanks for the bone fish unlock
>>713392958>3 daisyโs AGAIN at the top of the leaderboard (feat. baby daisy)CAN SHE BE STOPPED?
it's not nice to namedrop me
>>713394583Good game anon
bitch
>>713394147>everyone around me gets bullets and golden shrooms>I get coin box and triple greenFuck this game.
>>713394583I don't know who you ar but I have a feeling that you're a faggot
remember to bag on koopa beach
>stomped three bitches before the end
heh
>>713394770>anonymous website>keeps namedropping
Cloudy, if I ever find you I will murder you for what you just did to me with that red shell.
>Shock near the end so I can get into a good placement.
>Squished regardless.
Oh Cloudy is back I had separation anxiety
>>713394957I'll do it again
What kind VR do you guys have?
>>7133953018.1 vs
8.6 knock out
>>713395301About 4.5k, I haven't played randoms much.
fuck whoever placed bananas on the ramp
>>7133953018.4 gp
8.7 knockout
Cannot stress enough how much I hate airship fortress
Bullet bill is such a great item, isn't it?
Zippy shove that boomerang up your ass
>>713395576The good old mk7 nana spot
>kamek blocks the whole path with chain chomps
lmao based
I swear daisyfags got it out for me with how many times iโve been screwed over by them
>>713395301I got the game just before the weekend so only 5k in VS so far, I finished 150cc and did some free roam/TTs but online Iโve mostly played with you guys
>>713395908Well when half the player count is Daisy you have good odds
>hit someone with a shell
>they just keep going
>get hit with a shell
>instant last place
I hate this fucking stupid track so much
WOW I LOVE FALLING OFF THE STAGE ONCE AND ENDING UP LAST PLACE WHAT A GREAT 80 DOLLAR VIDEO GAME
>lighting is always deployed at the exact perfect moment to screw me
>get blue shell
>hold it until cloudy is in first one the last lap
>use it
Gonna break for a bit, keep my spot warm for when I come back
>>713396141Itโs a sect of players who exclusively play daisy, they know who they are
>>713396406Where do you get this sticker?
>>713395301i am trying to break 3500 i keep falling below its a hard wall for me
>>713396635Don't you start at 3000? Wtf anon
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>>713396468motherfucker i'll find you
>>713395301Between 8200-8500. Got up to 8700 once thanks to a shitter lobby but then placing below 8th lost you points and I was dragged down to 8500 again
>>713396719you win some you lose some
>>713396778this but cloudy
I want kill cloudy and have sex with cloudy
>>713396816Sounds like you're winning none and losing most
>>713396927having sex with cloudy's corpse!
>>713396998Manifesting this
>change from boo to daisy
>suddenly do better in the races
huh
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>>713396989every time i get near first i get hit with an item
>>713389223 (OP)WTF, why is the OST so fucking good
https://youtu.be/oyieDrmcgAk
https://youtu.be/5u_gejZUUz0
https://youtu.be/WRZzFGKgKWk
https://youtu.be/7yjlhsabN7s
https://youtu.be/8czs9VUfzXc
https://youtu.be/GgtiRbEp-w4
anytime I try to get past you fuckers I always get hit with something
Just realized that most people in this lobby are either Daisy or Baby Daisy.
>>713395301i just made it into 8000, i mostly play online in vkends tho
For me it's the Junkyard Hog.
>>713397231>pick baby daisy>only one playing it for 3 weekends>come back This weekend and everyone is daisyI really don't want to have to be peach... could you guys pick something else?
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>screwed over by lightning after already losing
this has happened to me every race
IM SHIT I SUCK ASS KILL ME FUCK AHIRT DWMACSn kmkp x>?
goddamnit 1st to 19th on the last lap, thought I'd finally win one
I still have our emails from the 7 and 8 days.
>>713397867stop sending me gay porn
>>713397493I usually stick with baby Rosa or Peach. I want to main Rosa but someone else is using her
>>713397598>she belongs to a guy who looks like thisWhat does HE have that I donโt?!
>>713398139He had the year of Luigi
>>713398139A big sexy nose
just jewmaxx
>dead last because I get hit with a shell last second
>3 times in a row
>>713397915I play whoever. Guess I missed the part where some random internet person can claim a character
Finally finished this. Hope you like it! Now I can finally join races again.
1 lap was such a good design decision
>>713398376PEACHGOD I KNEEL
>>713398376based, good work anon
>>713398376I do not like it
OP image better
>>713398376o shit that's me
>>713398376That's adorable, anon!
>hold golden shroom till last lap
>taking massive short cut
>press it twice
>immediately it gets stolen by boo
>stuck in the middle of no where in off-road
Fuck this game.
>>713389223 (OP)>>713398376Where is Daisyโs ass though
can anyone stop the daisy domination?
well /v/ should I enable friend requests
>try using medium karts
>get fucked every 3 seconds
guess I'm going for acceleration
I fucking love knockout tour so much
ggs anons was fun losing
by the way, is there some tech I don't know about? I keep hitting people with items only for them to barely lose any speed
>>713398776Why wouldnโt you? Itโs words on the screen
>>713398747keep raping cloudy
Oh shit, time to get KNOCKED OUT
Actually I hate knockout tour
>>713398836hit detection is laggy, that's all that is. Desyncs are common in this game, to the point where people will have entirely different race results client side.
SECOND ROOM GOING UP!!
08Y V17
>kept the shock all the way to first
INFINITE POWER
Now I gotta wipe the sweat off my controller. Damn
DONT PICK KOOPA BEACH WTF
that was MY win, actually gasped at you holding shock til the end
>daisyfags list KT
>immediately changed back to normal
LMAO
>>713399515AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If I had gotten anything other than feather on the last item box I would've won .
>>713399515pick koopa beach? ok
Babychads do I join the dark side?
>>713399724>Pedophiles should I be a pedophile?
3 of you picking koopa beach, satanic
>>713399774You almost said the reddit buzzword
>>713399760Playing a baby character does not mean you're a pedophile.
STOP WITH THE KOOPA BITCH
>>713399724Iโm not gonna lie I only started playing babies in World because they made them look cute as hell.
SECOND ROOM STARTING SOON!!
5/24
08Y V17
I fucking love Koopa Beach
>>713389396Only the baby princesses
Baby Mario & Luigi are actual characters who have appeared in games
>>713400048lifes a beach and then you die
>>713400051The people who hold the belief that baby players are pedophiles are closeted pedos.
>>713400164baby peach has appeared in M&L partners in time and yoshi's island DS, no excuse for the other two
why do people keep picking koopa beach its bagging central
>>713399206Get in here if the main room is full bros
>>713400048More Koopa Beach? ok
>>713400256I literally one the last koopa beach race by front running.
Fuck off with that shit
Wait MKW has a Lan party feature?
>>713400445>Bros I earned that win, please respect it!!
>>713400445I went from near last to like 4th from holding a gold shroom the whole race
rainbow road is worse than koopa beach
>>713398376Very cute anon. I appreciate the work you put in.
>>713399089Nintendo needs to fix this shit ASAP.
It's what kills the game for me more than anything.
>>713400525not my fault you suck at koopa beach bro
>>713400580twitch/ yuzukisensei
Wario you fat little faggot
game air throw your fucking reds moron
why isn't thurler streaming
>Me when drifting around RR turns
>>713397493This, everyone stop playing any form of Daisy. Only I am allowed. I will slaughter all of you.
Goddammit I took that turn too tight
ima eat, you guys keep my seat warm
>>713401096i wish i could suck her ass
Candy pls acknowledge my existence
>>713401195proof cloud is female?
>>713401158git ye gone
i finally worked my way to first place and within TWO seconds i got hit by a blue shell and was back at 22
i just have so much trouble breaking top 16 and usually i am top 18 or top 20
does anyone have tips?
whats the worst intermission so i can pick it
There should be a way to kick people that vote Koopa Beach or Rainbow Road
>shockdodge with the boat
>avoid a red shell with the โcopter
>front run the whole time
>first place
Holy shit playing as baby daisy isnโt a meme
Bowser's castle is S tier
>>713401487ok.
proof cloudy is trans?
otherwise this is slander.
>>713401508stop calling them intermissions they are courses too
>>713401734I don't know if there's any existing proof of it now but back when /mk8g/ general existed there used to be a discord and he would send pics and he had HRT and shit
>>713401525There should be a way to kil people that cry about it
fuck, I just want to win one set
other sweats, please chill!
Why do let an internet stranger live rent free in your head? Holy shit itโs a name on a screen.
stop name dropping its corny
>>713401792i used to flirt with her on skype, what a slut
>>713401840One word: virgins
>fell off right at the end again
Save this version, please! Just a minor edit I doubt anyone will notice, but still.
>>713401963It's impossible to lose your virginity so don't give me that nonsense
Boo Cinema is fun as fuck
>>713401998Save in case Iโm ever good enough to be an OP
phew no one got the kamek item there, you fucks kept hitting me out of top places!
Yes, I saved the lightning for the most destructive moment, youโre welcome
>>713401998New version looks better
>>713402018Your profile > add friend > users you played with
>>713401792How sad.
Hope he recovers from all that antimale propaganda.
>>713401840silence dog.
>>713402037>right behind you as you use it>boost right into a green shell with a stolen shroom and get 12thNice
>>713402037I was so excited to zoom ahead, well played
I will probably never lose my virginity
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>>713401792Nice fanfiction.
>picks Koopa Troopa Beach
I miss when Cloudy was valid
If you wanna do intermission to mario circuit, THATโS how you do it
Why is this dude spamming his edit across the entire board?
>>713402273Don't reply to the animals, Cloudy
>>713402451Spamming? I thought /v/ loved loli.
>>713402451He's trying to get Bananza threads banned.
>>713402273prove him wrong then.
>>713402380begone foul creature.
>>713402605>>713402669What's wrong with spreading loli love? She's fictional.
Kind of crazy that I'm the best player in this lobby that isn't gay.
>boo steals my golden right when it ran out
close one
>>713402476High five! Updooted! Post count +1! โVIPโ role on discord achieved!
>>713402669>anon is thirsting for another anon's cock so bad he's begging for dick pics in a Mario Kart thread
Going to dip after this race but I love the secondary room since it's more chill and not chaos. Thanks for chill games.
>>713402773They arenโt gay theyโre taking titty skittles and claiming to be lesbian
>>713402815i want cloudy to notice me...
>>713402818Also have a lammy.
>TWO rooms
>first room almost full 23/24
wow.
game sure is popular still
>that fuckass chimera hybrid of SNES Mario Circuit 1-3
who at ninty was responsible for this being in the game over any other retro course and why is it in fucking lightning cup
>>713402952How long did threads last with the last kart?
aw i had lightning too but bullet bill took too long
I CAME IN 4TH HOLY SHIT AND FOR A FEW SECONDS I WAS IN FIRST
my tricj was when thr lighning hit i was a ghost so i didnt get shrunk
>>713403140the last time there was a completely new game was 11 years ago and those threads aren't archived
>bag a golden in first>booNIGGER jacks itFucking hate boogers
>>713402952Hey, didnโt this get redrawn with elephant daisy? Cause I KNOW iโve seen it before
How do I stop being a loser in absolutely everything in life
Second room gone now, sorry fellas.
>>713403113It's in Special, actually.
>>713403247I have one itโs all I do
i held that lightning from 1st lap
Remember to select water and rough terrain maps to fuck over every meta fag
>had triple reds ready to take out 2nd place daisy
>everyone else just pops up outta nowhere to take the hits for them
pain
>>713403387as far as I'm aware if a thread got a least 10 replies then usually they would get a full lobby, which lasted up until now. But obviously this game needs double the number of players to fill a lobby
>>713403335It's in both.
Special gives all 3 laps though.
>>713403113I like it a lot frankly. Wish we got more tracks like that. Peach Stadium needs to make use of its lower level during a 3 lap.
>>713402952Well no shit. It's Mario Kart, It's going to be alive for 4 years at minimum. Anyone saying 'le dead le flop' is a retard.
>>713403247boco you eat dog shit. shut up.
>>713403557Nigga I just played Lightning 10 minutes ago. It's Moo Moo > Factory > Choco "Mountain" > Bowser
>Think I got a cool new shortcut
>mushroom into it
>nabbed by laikitu
>>713403662I cut too much offroad too lol
acorn heights is dogwater
>>713403674fuck teams, knockout when?
>>713403647Why the fuck is mountain in quotes you queer?
But you are right, GP has no repeats only KOT...I misrecalled.
>>713403662pay your taxi tax fag
>>713403756I'm glad nintendo removed miis. look at this gay shit
DUMBFUCK START THE GAME ALREADY
>main room full
>can't join second
pain
>>713403756Alice is probably legal now...
Greenbros, what are we doinโ?
>>713404056maybr i will get a good score im on blue team
>>713404235Old and busted.
>>713404235But can we find Alice?
AAA coulda snagged 1st for blue if that lightning didnt happen!
>shroom straight into a wall
fuck
I can't stop fucking JOBBING.
i keep hitting my owb team mates soery blue
>go on the rail to avoid the chaos
>get boomerang'd off
AAAAAAA
gg nerds and trans folk till next time
Brosโฆ the /v/eekend is almost overโฆ
blue bros what happened...
That's it for me. GGs and good night
I'M IN YOU FAGGOTS
BE AFRAID
>comm error
Guess I'm done for tonight
Final version, I swear! For some reason, the impact effect of Sidestepper getting bombarded by red shells disappeared, but it's fixed now. Totally done, I promise.
>>713405105good work anon
>shock at the exact time blue shell hits, negating the hitstun from the shell
I love you so much, shockanon
>>713405196ah...the gal in the first pic was Switch2-tan.
Okay then.
Never got that till now.
ALSO GIVE ME WRENCH YOU FUCKERS
>>713404906Yeah time to go back to work where Iโm more of a failure in than fucking Mario Kart. I should just quit everything
>>713405343come here i'll give you a kiss
>>713405196Thank you. Haven't really drawn since my MK8 OP picture back in the Wii U days, so I'm pleased it turned out well. Back then I drew the featured character about to make a big comeback, so this time I wanted to do the inverse and have the featured character about to get completely destroyed.
>>713405580Kek, nice. I miss the static codes
>>713404235she would be early 20s at least
sorry pedos
probably has a penis also
>get kamek
NIGGER GAME
>go to back of the line to hit everyone because I'm not a cunt
>hammer bro
lame
Will you stalkers get a fucking life
kek you got her (him) mad
fuck 3dpd Rosalina is so pretty
>>713406232btw streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/yuzukisensei
>>713406464What did I do this time
>>713406659my wife left the lobby now i have to wait until next weekend...
>get in first with trple shrooms
>blue shell about to hit
>ready to use them
>stolen
Fuck
>>713406429Oh nice, didn't realize there's space. I'll hop in soon.
Looks like most left so iโm gonna take my leave, ggโs. See you /v/ags next /v/eekend
>>713406887i didn't come in last every time tonight so i am definitely improving
Are any of the single digit placers still in here? What can I do this week in the game to be better next weekend?
>boo gives me triple mushrooms
>shock dodge
>free path to 2nd
lmao
Don't leave yet please, I haven't had a chance to race you lads all weekend
>>713407130watch world record runs on TT.
run your single player KOT and keep shooting for first even with cranked out ai.
improve item management.
>NATYY
fuck fuck fuck not the ? ruins
>hit someone with a heavy item
>they just keep going
>get hit by anything
>lose 3-6 places
FIX THIS SHIT MAN
>>713407545i noticed that. it's either lag or these niggas cheatin
>>713407331Thank you. What does the last part mean?
Koopa it up, this map sucks btw
>>713407331>cranked out ai.can we stop pretending like the cpus are hard to beat
>>713407936nta but learn situational awareness (it will never be 100%) and when to use items
>>713407953t. doesn't know about the last segment shortcut
>>713407936Just just spam items cause you have them. Save them for good short cuts or to hit your opponents to fully screw them over.
>candy honking me in the glider section
I hope you die drowning in Baby Daisy's piss
>>713408180I horde it, baby player btw
>>713408414Same, they're fun
The items changing to automatically be behind you has made turtle shells worthless. Everyone just runs into you and breaks them.
>>713408537It really should be a toggle but I like that's it's on by default
>Can't even keep my items for defense because everyone keeps crashing into them
GG
my phone blew up last race
Oh hey top 3
Starting to be less washed
Last GP for me, already past 2am
European or Indian saars please wake up and join so I can play
fucking boomeraging hitting me every fucking turn
Why the fuck would you want CPUs if it isn't teams
>complaining about no computers
>computers right there
I miss Baby Park bros, Koopa Beach feels uncivilized.
>>713408916>>713408901Fuck you small lobbies are comfy
>>713409103Yeah I'm sorry, this is fine and comfy. I change my mind.
>wanted to hold blue shell in second until final stretch
>boo nigger steals it
NOT FAIR
>use boo
>steal blue shell
>get Pit'ed
>still get top 5
fuck it why not
lmao
I fucking stole that 2nd place that felt gross
>>713392958TitJob Paizuri her way to victory
>>713409234LMAO
AHAHAHA
lul
>finally get lightning
>Im stuck behind a golden mushroom to spam through on final section
I'm quitting if they bring Miis back
>>713398139He wins by doing absolutely nothing
https://youtu.be/CwDngBhmQXY
I forgot you can't grind when zapped, I fucking lost because of that
>twin gold shroom finisher
noice
thurler you cock gobbling ape.
get shit on.
Great matches to all anons. had a lotta fun
Thank you everyone for the races tonight!
>>713409820Except you, fuck you
>>713409852you lost.
i have it immortalized.
stay mad.
i accepted your concession btw.
see you tomorrow.
>>713405105I'm out after this set, but it's been fun. Reminder to save this version and not the others for future use.
>follow wario into a shortcut
>it's actually a fucking cliff
Yall really let me have 3 in a row
What's the lobby population
Why not choose Peach Stadium -> Rainbow Road? It's the same race but with a nice intro sequence.
>messing up basic shortcuts
embarrassing
GGs everyone, see you next week
>>713410610The intro is a straight line and if youโve played it in grand prix youโve already seen it. Rainbow road on its own cuts out the fluff and puts you right in the action
>>713412393Do you really mean it?
I tried to play baby Mario but everyone push me around. How do you play light weight units?