YOU ARE THE FATHER

Mario doesn't have a penis.

Mario is a faggot

Pauline makes me feel......certain feelings.

Wasn't Pauline his gf....?

*Sweats bullets*
I GOTTA GO!

>>713393456 (OP)
*crowd explodes in noise*

>>713393590
And he's racist too

>>713393456 (OP)
plot twist

>>713393456 (OP)
Imagine if Bananza has no plot and they just decided to add a loli Rosalina with no reason or context.

>>713393456 (OP)
Isn't Mario canonically 22 years old?

>>713394094
That's a rough 22.

mama mia... ima gettin retired...

>>713394094
He could be in his 30s in Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>713394173
what about him looks old? he's just a fat manlet.

But then what about Peach?

>>713393864
And he killed a little kid.

>>713394310

>>713394310
nintendo have to follow the DIE mandate.
no more pretty blondes

>>713393456 (OP)
Time to take Mario out back and put a bullet through of his skull, it's time for the Girl Boss era of Nintendo

>>713394556
They don't have to do that.
They can have Mario for the male gamers, and Pauline Jr. for the female gamers.

>>713394556
Good

>>713393798
This wiped out so many zoomers

>>713394310
Rizdraws is the reason I like Peach as much as I do

>>713394345
>kill a kid
>has a child of his own to balance the cosmic scales
Wowie zowie, that's MY HERO!!!

>>713395601
Mario can only shoot fire when he has the fire flower, which other characters can use.
Mario's superpowers if any is that he is very mobile and fairly sturdy.

>>713394310
what about peach?
she's a slag
fuck her

>>713395601
I want this to be true
mario deserves a daughter
peach ain't ever putting out, is she

>>713395601
>>713393456 (OP)
Okay but why the fuck would they reveal that SUPER MARIO has a kid now in a DONKEY KONG series game. That seems like a big fucking deal that Mario is a dad now. Besides, she's like 13 in this game? That means Mario has had a kid for 13 years and nobody knew until now?

>>713393456 (OP)
Nah, he's not the father, that would make him an absentee dad and Nintendo would never have that.

>>713394491
>throw out over 3 decades of shipteasing because some bulldyke with hot-pink hair held a seminar to tell you that Peach is a prize and therefore problematic
Nu-tendo's absolutely retarded enough to do this.

>>713396378
>That means Mario has had a kid for 13 years and nobody knew until now?
Mario was keeping her out of the media like MJ

>>713396378
Donkey Kong Arcade was the debut of Mario.
Donkey Kong Bananza could be the debut of Mario's daughter.

>>713393798
Anthony BTFO.

>>713396378
Pauline raped Mario when he was 9 so we didn't know and he has no memory of the ordeal

>>713396576
Yeah, wait...
>Mario was stated by Miyamoto to be 24 years old
>Pauline Jr. is 13 years old
yeah I aint buying this shit
>tfw I'm older than mario

>>713396393
>not Super Maury-O

>>713394345
With his bare hands, just for fun.

Mario gets to fuck this?

>>713395601
The viral marketing tactics are so sophisticated these days. Do they have full-time psychologists on staff to come up with this shit?

>>713397350
What do you mean?

>>713397079
That paisano put his spaghetti noodle in that mama mia's ravioli and a lil bambino came out about 9 months later.

>>713397536
They give people these breadcrumbs to build content around and argue over. Free marketing.

>>713398114
>>713397350
that's called "game discussion"

>>713394310
is the mother of bowser's kids duh

>>713395064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLmkuAMgAvM

>>713397079
Pauline is the hottest one

request
art of mario and kid pauline in an old boy parody

>>713398114
Oh.
Ok then, I'm happy to help.
Just as long as Nintendo doesn't drop the ball here by making "Pauline" anything but Pauline Jr.

>>713398190
Imagine them introducing a new Bowser kid that looks like a kid Peach but with horns, pointy teeth, and a tail...

>>713398375
screenshotting this so I can shit on it later.

>>713398180
boy you faggots really can't resist defending the corporation at all can you

Mario won...

>>713398459
the fuck are you even talking about, take your meds

>>713393529

>>713394310
Why did she divorce him?

>>713398658
BMC

>>713398658
He got turned into a dog...

>>713398658
She had an affair with Bowser which resulted with Bowser Jr.

>>713394310
Pauline's a cuck.

>>713395601
Mario's daughter hatched from a rock?

>>713398430
Why would you not want the most logical outcome of the sequence of events Nintendo has presented to us thus far?
>Mario saves Pauline from DK
>Mario meets Peach, dumps Pauline
>Mario saves Peach multiple times
>Peach doesn't put out
>Mario runs into Pauline on his way to save Peach from a forced marriage
>Pauline wants Mario back and hosts a party in his honor
>Mario proposes to Peach on the moon, gets rejected
>Mario goes back to Pauline and they conceive Pauline Jr.

>>713393529
Neither do I ;)

>>713398658

>>713399016
Tendies really do self insert as bing bing.

>>713398190
>>713398890
Bowser confirmed that he lied to Junior about slamming Peach’s peach at the end of Sunshine

>>713393598
Same. She makes me want to be a father who goes on crazy adventures with his daughter.

>>713398890
What happened was Bowser and his wife got divorced while Bowser Jr. was still in an egg, and Bowser got the egg, and then he lies to Bowser Jr. about Peach being his mother so he can kidnap her disguised as Shadow Mario.

>>713395601
>she wears the same clothes, that means she's definitely his daughter!
Eustace from courage the cowardly dog wears overalls, just like mario. Could that possibly mean...? No...

>>713399349
WHATS YER OFFER

>>713394310
Mario had a kid with Pauline but she left him, and he got with Peach. She's not interested in kids yet. Bowser isn't the bio-dad of the Koopalings except Jr., they're just orphans he adopted

>Mario/Pauline
>Bowser/Peach
>Luigi/Daisy
Who is fucking Rosalina though?

>>713399446
Why does she have kangaroo shit smeared on her tit.

she wasn't supposed to wear jeans. it's politics again ruining culture.

>>713399594
She is wearing denim.
Mario also wears denim.

>>713399594
she comes in discord bait.

>>713399594
culture my ass nigga

>>713399053
You will never be a woman

Yes ze is WAHOO!!

>She literally uses "Bing-Bing Wahoo!" as a projectile.

>>713399432
> Mario if american

Mario said WAHOO in bed

>>713399727
>the first DK amiibo

>>713400861
Direct said past DK amiibo will work too.

>>713393456 (OP)
>Mario cucking DK will be canon
Combos & Doodles won't like this.

So now all the DK associations with Pauline will be even stronger?

>>713401168
If it means Bowser gets Peach him and Riz will be ok

>>713399446
>Who is fucking Rosalina though?
Me

>>713394310
Roastie

>>713399016
>Why would you not want the most logical outcome
it's not the most logical outcome why the fuck do you think nintendo would ever do a 15 year timeskip in super fucking mario, this shit is status quo the series, keeping shit as simple as possible for the littlest of kids

>>713402415
>why the fuck do you think nintendo would ever do a 15 year timeskip in super fucking mario
They've already done a 20-something year time skip before.

>>713402415
Well maybe Mario could have left Pauline (Sr.) while she was pregnant, came back to meet his daughter Pauline Jr. 8 years later and then maybe 5 years go by before VoidCo kidnaps her?

>>713402562
yeah I somehow don't think nintendo's making their family friendly mascot a deadbeat dad

>>713393456 (OP)
Those overalls are in a state less than Perfect...
The lore had better have a good explanation for this.

>>713399879
he gave birth to my children so u r mr gay

>>713398754
As a white woman this would only increase his appeal to Peach, however he was reverted to his humanoid form last we saw him.

>>713403157
It could provide a great moral about taking responsibility and being there for people.

>>713403510
I think that moral would be better told with wario in a wario game not with mario in a donkey kong that he MAYBE appears in for 15 minutes max

>>713399053
L O N D O N

>>713393456 (OP)
Looks like Mario's spicy Italian sausage squirted out the alfredo sauce

>>713403808
Mario is the one who dumped Pauline.

Mario is the size of a 13 year old

>>713399318
Why would Bowser divorce? He's a great guy and is the perfect rich manbaby for any woman to pamper

>>713393529
Luigi does though

>>713403808
>wario in a wario game
NEVER
EVER
T_T

>>713398929
delivered by stork

>>713405201
No.

>>713405201
Why would the stork deliver a rock to the bottom of some crater?

>>713405262
misprinted address

>>713405262
you ever seen a bird?
birds are fucking dumb

I'm more bothered by the notion Mario is supposedly only in his twenties, that just doesn't seem right at all.

>>713395601
I thought for a full minute that this image was implying that young Pauline is actually Mario.

>>713405587
He could have conceived with Pauline when he was 18 or in his 20s, and there can be a 13-year timeskip.

>>713395601
I the coincidences is extremely uncanny

>>713397079
I fucking love Italians

>>713405587
I think it's just the fact that he has such robust facial hair when being clean-shaven was rapidly becoming in vogue, and that before Martinet he was played by middle aged Americans as a gruff working class New Yorker. Miyamoto's intent with him was that he was meant to be like a cool older brother type of character, the kind that was already working while you were still in school or in high school. Hence the disconnect.

>>713403084
cute

Mario franchise in 2030 is just gonna be Mario single-handedly expanding the sports/kart roster through indiscriminate impregnation.

>>713398190
that's Miyamoto

>>713393456 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vt2i0ts-uck?si=UGLdsCinGzNU6HH8

>>713394037

>>713393456 (OP)
>"M" shaped hair
>Red and Blue color scheme
Yeah, I'm thinking she is Mario's kid.

>>713393798
this actually turned me on.

>>713397079
I fucking love freckles and didn't know it

>>713410502
Shame on you

Now that the dust has settled…who had the best moves?
https://youtu.be/JfmzXsWH65U?si=6sUEosD2AtOXnQPW

>>713395601
This makes me think the OG Mario is actually trying to save his daughter from DK....

>>713411902
My nigga Atone

>>713397079
Is this before or after the reveal of Pauline?

>>713397079
>no pubes
So close to being perfect

>>713395823
In superstar saga, Mario gained the ability to use fire without a fire flower.

He regularly breaks bricks with his fists, he can fall from any height and be blasted at seemingly any velocity. He also picked up a fucking castle in super mario world. Mario is ackshually powerful af.

>>713393529
this

>>713397079
Made for ME

>>713393456 (OP)
It's just fucking the existing pauline with a deaging seal on her powers

>>713397079
We need more adult Pauline with DK for some King Kong action

Shes just regular pauline she goes muri muri because of her child body.

I'm getting flashbacks to speculation about Prince Florian being Haru(esque) and/or a twist villain. I don't want to be burned again.

Nintendo is really weird in that even when they build shit up for Mario, they tend to just ignore their own canon or refuse to outright say anything. Mario lore is a sandbox and they choose to make anything be either true or false at anytime. But if they actually tried to make Pauline (Bonanza) a Jr. that would just mean that this weird web of romance, and enemies, and Juniors (for some reason) will continue to grow.

He lost.

>>713423086
>Lightsource
The porn artist?

>>713399241
The truth won't stop people

>>713399432
This

>>713396378
Bowser had Jr. for years before sunshine and nobody knew either ...

>>713423086
>father and son co op
>they have different powers
I'd play it

>>713393529

>>713422915
You know what? Screw it, I'm opening my autism third eye and throwing some schizo on it. Lets get weird. (Seriously, what's with the doppelgangers, though?)

>Pauline is Mario's daughter
Based!
>He wants to fuck her
...

>>713396393
SOVLful gif

>>713422915
You know what? Screw it, I'm opening my autism third eye and throwing some schizo on it. Lets get weird. (Seriously, what's with the doppelgangers, though?)

>I have to pay-a child support...?

>>713425303
jumpman is mario and lady is pauline
peach likes mario
donkey kong is donkey kong the third, jr is his father and cranky and wrinkly are his grandparents
neither mario or pauline have any ill will towards dk, they just see him as a silly monkey

>>713425627
>jumpman is mario and lady is pauline
Pauline and Lady at the very least are confirmed 2 separate characters and have been for years. And Jumpman and Mario being different people is a really common explanation for there being multiple "Marios" (not just Luigi) in some of the older games.

>peach likes mario
Odyssey ending. Mario hands her a flower and she turns him down. She's only ever been extremely nice to him, but romantic feelings were never guaranteed.

>donkey kong is donkey kong the third, jr is his father and cranky and wrinkly are his grandparents
So this one is complex, but there is no DKIII. Current Donkey Kong has always been a grown up Junior, but Rare got confused at one point and called Cranky DK's Grandfather. Rare also went back on that before going with it a second time and then admitting that no one actually knew wheat they were to each other and that Nintendo was responsible for deciding. And Nintendo has clearly decided that current DK is DK Jr based on the Mario Movie and MKW promotional stuff.

>neither mario or pauline have any ill will towards dk, they just see him as a silly monkey
DK kidnapped Pauline during "March of the Minis" (a series of games), which is why I'm still not sure if Mario and DK are enemies or not. And Pauline makes note in Odyssey of being kidnapped by an ape years before and it being a traumatic ordeal. I think it's safe to assume that there is a potential for ill will between them.

>>713426151
picrel was from official Nintendo material, by the way. I forgot to say. It breaks down Lady and Pauline as 2 different people.

>>713397079
kong queen

>>713393456 (OP)
Special...you think you're special...you do....

>>713426151
Things get weirder when you consider the GBA version of Mario Bros. (the extra game in all of the Super Mario Advance titles) and the 3rd and 4th playable characters (since 4-player single-pak play was a major feature of the GBA).

Apparently the character colors were updated in the Wii U releases, though are inaccessible due to the lack of functional multiplayer.

To be honest, their use of yellow/blue shirts and white overalls kinda makes them look like the Toads from New Super Mario Bros Wii. I know that's just because of color scheming with RGBY, but it makes for a fun idea; what if the extra brothers are Toads in a "Princess Crown" type situation?

>>713399432
Mario left Pauline you mean

>>713426553
There's a handful of games where there are multiple brothers for some reason, yeah. They never get addressed and I'd at least like to see Nintendo be like, "Oh, well, those are clearly just Wario and Waluigi!" or something, like with those WiiU colors.

Bload and Yelload with crowns is an interesting theory, too. But I'm pretty sure Yelload is a girl.

I love all these schizo theories like NuPauline is actually Mario and Pauline's daughter, same level as Rosalina is actually Luigi and Peach's daughter from the future

>>713426754
Knowing this and then knowing how they interact in Odyssey is almost sad. Pauline is the successful mayor of a city and Mario comes back into her life, helps her with her duties while the city is falling apart, then she tries to reminisce with him, she sings him a song written about him while making him the star of a huge city wide show, and then Mario leaves at the end to stop the girl he likes from getting married and never looks back. Heart breaking. More so if they had a kid and presumably Mario had no idea.

>>713426983
What if Mario went back to New Donk City after getting back on the Odyssey ship?
We don't know if he did or not.

>>713426553
>what if the extra brothers are Toads in a "Princess Crown" type situation?
Remember there's the caps in 64 DS that turns other characters into Mario, Luigi, Wario, so it's possible

Will Nintendo sue for this blatant patent infingment too?

>>713426151
>Mario hands her a flower
He was shoving them in her face alongside Bowser being competitive about it. She lets him back on the ship when they leave Bowser behind.

>>713393456 (OP)
Saw an anon in a couple of the other Pauline threads wanting a redraw of an All Dogs Go To Heaven still, so I took a crack at it last night.
Also got me to watch the movie for the first time, holy shit the feels

>>713426151
at the end of all those mario vs donkey kong games, they all get along just fine
the odyssey ending was because of how mario was acting at that time, turning a romantic gesture into a dick measuring contest with bowser
until there's any actual confirmation that DK III has been retconned into DK Jr., that's just fanfiction, the movie is not canon to the games
>>713426197
odyssey makes it pretty clear that pauline was the kidnapee from donkey kong, i think it's more likely they fuck up in some random book than a whole game level
i like making crazy theories as much as the next guy but i honestly don't think any of these are up for much debate

>>713427513
Cute, I like Diddy being there

Will Bowser get a daughter…who suspiciously has blonder hair?

>>713426553
The ones on the right are fan made. The Wii U re-release is exactly the same as the GBA version.

>>713427596

>>713397079
>The DK in this game is also a kid because it’s set in the past
>Pauline and DK become childhood friends and then lovers
How would you feel about this?

Played the fuck out of this in '94

Mario x Pauline is always my head canon

>>713432687
Mine was Mini-Land Mayhem! on my DSi.

>pauline is 13
>midge like mario
Huh

>>713432940
Pauline Jr. makes a lot of sense, but I don’t see Nintendo doing that

>>713433136
What other option does Nintendo have that doesn't destroy the lore, and alienate people who want Mario and Pauline back together?

Royalty with royalty
Plebs with plebs

>>713395601
is this entire theory mostly just based on the idea that cranky kong is still the OG donkey kong and that nintendo didn't just retcon it due to it being rareware fanfic anyway?

Watch her just be Pauline's daughter who isn't related to Mario but idolises and tries to emulate Mario after hearing all the stories of his heroics.

>>713395601
Doesn't Daisy also say oh yeah a lot?

>>713433524
It's also based on the idea of Pauline getting back with Mario after Odyssey.

>>713433318
Either soft reboot or some youth potion shit, possibly what turned her into a rock in the first place.

>>713433402
Beauty and Beast just feels right

>>713412623
after

I hate crack shippers so fucking much easily the most autistic and annoying form of online denizen

>>713394094
26

>>713435719
It's gonna be real fucking annoying when the game comes out and every thread has 200 posts about how their headcanon should have been the one. Still fun to make theories though.

>>713402381
You are gay

>>713393456 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoNg2E6sZaE

>>713425303
These charts are getting crazy kek

>>713429341
STEEPEST DOOR

Did someone who waifus Pauline get promoted at Nintendo or something

>>713393590
Canon

People retarded enough to think that Nintendo would actually give Mario a canon child are funny as hell

>>713441272
People say this than forget Namco allowed Pac-Man to have kids. So it's not completely out of the realm of possibility. (Also Bowser can has a kid so...)

>>713441496
Different times and circumstances, Mario has also been babyfied to absolute shit in recent times and having him be a father would alienate children and not make him seem like a funny little cartoon guy anymore

>>713432687
was trying to play this just yesterday, but in the emulation all the colors of the game are backward.
Then found out that some guy is making Donkey Kong DX coloring project, but I guess he did not finish it, and dont know if he still working on it.

>>713441653
>Different times and circumstances
You can say that again.

>>713441496
I mean there was already a Ms. Pacman. Why wouldn't he have kids

And yeah the better example to use is Bowser
I'm not really sure what their angle is there honestly
I would like to think internally they just consider Bowser to reproduce and have eggs asexually or something

test

>>713441496
Namco's way more open about this sort of thing, their Dig Dug mascot is a divorcee lol
Also fewer people give a fuck about Namco to be honest

>>713433524
There is no basis, it's just a silly theory that one guy keeps posting because he's hoping it'll blow up and he'll become famous

>>713398658
Why the fuck did people think this guy was going to be in Mario Wonder

>>713442820
>Dig Dug has lore

bruh

>>713443516
The Japan-only PS1 game has a proper story mode I think, maybe it'll get fan-translated one day

>>713393529
How would you know?

>>713423086
pauline jr. fags are gonna lose too
I don't know what autists' obsession with mario having a kid is

>>713444424
is it an obsession or is it just light-hearted conversation

>>713444495
it's definitely an obsession for some

>>713444495
It’s Nintendo fans, what do you think?

>>713425303
I think jump man and lady will be new characters. mario being an antagonist even in one game is a bad look so that's a simple change. they also already retconned dkIII to be dk jr so i wouldnt be surprised if they made more changes. i could cope that dkIII just doesnt exist yet and is significantly younger than the other mario characters, which might add up if dk jr and pauline are about the same age in bananza. But diddy and dixie exist so its probably some gay time plot or shitty pauline jr theory

>>713444592
Is it any better than the snoys or PChuds praying for Nintendo's downfall?

>>713397079
Childbearing hips are my kryptonite

>>713394310
She's a whore

>>713410259
I can't help but feel that whoever made this is gonna be bitterly disapointed if they've gotten their hopes up for more "emotional stakes" than Odyssey had. Odyssey is about what I'd expect from any Mario or DK story and emotions.

>>713426151
>Odyssey ending. Mario hands her a flower and she turns him down.
Literally because of the timing and structure of the proposal. People really make this out to be a way bigger thing than it was.

Bowser got in the way and Peach said she'd had enough of all of this.

I hope she's Mario's kid because Peach deserves nothing.

>nintendo rehashing mario for 12348th time
>tendies: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR THE LORE???
she's his midget jockey girlfriend from Mario Dirby 17

>>713449128
This made me think, if at some point Pauline becomes playable in a platformer game, would she have a move set that resembles DK? but more... delicate?

>>713394310
Peach got mating pressed by Luigi, who left her when she got pregnant.

>>713396878
What the fuck is this supposed to represent?

>>713397079
Did Riz draw this or is this the AI that apes Riz?

>>713393456 (OP)
>bangs are already her M
m-mama mia?

>>713426983
>Pauline's song may imply she still has feelings for Mario
>Mario spends all of his time chasing Peach
>Peach never really seems to reciprocate
What a sad lot

>>713427513
hey im the requester
thanks anon

>>713449128
>girls in golf "that was a good play let's do it again ladies"
>boys in golf

>>713451084
https://x.com/Rizdraws/status/1936858137740402848

>>713394310
she literally told mario and bowser to piss off in odyssey.
she's a strong independent woman now

>>713450929
the kongs beat mario to kidnap pauline, she left her shoes behind and her dress look like that because it tear in mario's hand holding it

>>713393456 (OP)
To be honest, based on that comparison, I wouldn't be surprised.

I know America dodges the sex thing with their kids shows by making them uncles or whatever, but does Japan really care?

The color scheme, pose and features do really imply they're related.

In odessey how much do Pauline and Mario interact?

>>713453343
plot twist, She is the daugther of Pauline and Cappy

How come everybody forgets that Mario fought in the American Civil War? He's undoubtedly old enough to have sired Pauline jr.

>>713393456 (OP)
I will now fuck your cute daughter, Mario otou-san.

>>713432808
my nigger

>>713451782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQiD2DCDOk

Mario is a role model for countless people. Japan has a birthrate problem.
The solution was clear.
I think my only issue is since we can’t have Mario be a deadbeat dad, then either Mario is much older than 25, or Pauline is from the future.
Worst case scenario she’s Pauline’s daughter but the father isn’t made known, making Mario a KEK.

>>713393456 (OP)
its a me fatherio

>>713453615
That's from a Civil War reenactment. Mario and Luigi and both avid history buffs.

>>713393456 (OP)
Who is the Mom?

>>713405874
>the twist is that mario became trans after being rejected by peach in odyssey

>>713456765
it's true, luigi's getting a little too into nazi re-enactments and it's making the people around him uncomfortable

>>713457169
Herself from the future in a time travel paradox

>>713443002
Ya tell me, definitely not because the green caterpillar looks suspiciously like the dog caterpillar who also just happens to run the same kingdom huh?

>>713457169
Birdo

>>713435719
>>713437398
How the fuck is Pauline and Mario a crackship? Weren't they a thing before Peach was even created?

>>713457169
Miyamoto, she's Bowser Jr's sister

>Characters can't have kids or they are unrelatable
Is that you, Marvel?

>>713435719
>Pauline and Mario
>crackship
They were literally in a relationship before.

>>713459487
Good point. Little peachette would solve this

How old is Pauline?

>>713393456 (OP)
feet are so gross

>>713460878
I always believed Mario, Luigi and Pauline are in thier early 30s and Peach and Daisy are in thier early 20s

Mario would have to be in his 50s for DK to be Cranky's grandson. The Rare DK canon never made sense to begin with.

>>713393456 (OP)
>the father of his supposed lover

>>713461229
They're all about the same age and Mario is canonically 26

>>713461516
Gorillas age different

>>713461801
DK is a KONG, not a Gorilla. Plus, the Yoshi Island games fuck over the Rare canon even more. But its still TWO generations of kong, and they aint growing into an adult in a fucking year.

>>713397079
Its ok to ship adult Pauline with DK, right?
Nobody will get butthurt about getting "cucked", right?

>>713462186
>combosndoodles
literal tranny 'artist'

>>713456316
kek

>>713453615

>>713395601
it's just a younger Pauline in the game you worthless braindead faggot

>>713457414
Imagine being your own mother

>>713465126
The evidence is too overwhelming for that to be the case.