Thread 713395850

BEERIO Kart, lmao!

>>713395850 (OP)
Any game that you can pause an go grab another beer am I right fellas

Post the photo of mango spelling ahh rape with $100 bills

>>713395850 (OP)
Drunk by yourself? Something like Skryim.
Drunk with friends? I have no idea since I don't have any.

>>713395850 (OP)
>ummm hax$ was mean so he gets permabanned

>>713395850 (OP)
and yet he won't get banned unlike hax who just posted a video

For me it was lolipop shainsaw

>>713400539
mango gets a week ban for being a drunk retard at least once a year

>>713398098
>be playing rocket league with the boys
>score
>pick up my drink
>next round has already started by the time my glass reaches my lips
Fuck

>>713395850 (OP)
take a shot every time you die in elden ring.
I'm wasted before I can even say zanzabart. Am I right, or am I right?

She looks like she takes it up the ass

>>713395850 (OP)
My college rules for Beerio Kart were this:
>you have to finish a can of beer before finishing the race
>but you can only drink when you are at a complete stop, because drinking and driving is illegal
>3rd and 4th place swapped out to other players waiting, if we had enough extra players
>4th place had to down a shot of disgusting cheap peach schnapps as punishment (this was just something extra we came up with on a whim)
No idea if this is close to what other people's rules were for Beerio Kart.

>>713395850 (OP)
>teehee we're playing video games but also we're stupid whores gib money

>>713395850 (OP)
Wow her face is literally a flat surface.

>>713404434
why did you deliberately not outline her nose

>>713404434
asian girls can lie face flat when they takin the BWC

Drinking alcohol is for plebs, disgusting plebs, gay plebs, and dying plebs.

>>713395850 (OP)
heh..

>>713400539
>>713400496
Mang0 apologized, so it's okay.

>>713395850 (OP)
Is this that chink bitch who didn't wanna pay her parents back for paying for her college tuition?

>>713404816
Kill all phoneposters.
The quality of the site would improve dramatically.

This is rape.

I've been following smash/melee for 12 years. Mang0 has had several controversies before. He's gonna have a hard time coming back from this one. I think he will, ultimately, but I wouldn't be surprised if he loses his sponsor or gets banned for a while.

>>713405889
Yes. She also has a list of all the guys she fucked with ratings and the list is very long.
She also admitted to having chlamydia after letting a stranger rawdog her.

>>713404624
what nose?

>>713406845
Disgusting. I hate how much simps obsess over this bitch. Same with Emiru.

>>713400418
>Drunk with friends? I have no idea since I don't have any.
Fighting games

>>713400496
>he was mean.... to a well known psychopath everyone already hated and despised

oh no the fucking horror!! ban him for life!!

>>713395850 (OP)
>14000 subs
>900 in one day
Why do people give their hard earned money to people who do literally nothing but sit in front of a camera?

>>713402620
we had the same rules without the punishment, but thats a good idea. good times. the winning meta for us ended up being to just shotgun the beer right at the start of the race so you could focus on driving after that.

I don't even like Mango but this shit is so overblown.

>>713407268
grow up achly

>mang0 gets drunk and LITERALLY ASSUALTED AND RAPED POOR AND INNOCENT ANGEL WOMEN by humping the air in their general vicinity

OMFG BAN HIM FOREVER IM LITERALLY FUCKING SHAKKIINNGGG NOT THE HECKING TURBO WHORE CUMRAGS!!!

>>713395850 (OP)
I really hate that normies discovered gaming.

>>713407565
sup ABIB

>>713395850 (OP)
Name of the girl on the right? I remember her from some beginner surfing video with Eri (Not 'Eri', maybe Emi or something, that other famous streamer who is part of Asmongold's team, she cosplays a lot and streams), but I just remember liking this particular girl's attitude while she was learning how to surf. She seems nervous but always positive and not afraid to go out of her comfort zone, even if it means being awkward. I wanted to learn how to surf after watching that video, she made it look fun.

Ludwig pedo allegations FUCKING WHEN

>>713407268
>>713407565
Go back to r/ssbm

>>713395850 (OP)
Armada is and always has been the GOAT, being number 1 over a decade ago then having "longevity" as a jobber retard doesn't make you the GOAT.

>>713407891
It's impossible ludwig is the iron dome of getting cancelled. Every sentence he is asking if what he is saying is offensive.

>>713407903
r/ssbm is exactly the type of crowd who is discussing how "problematic" this is and supported blackballing hax$ as well.

>>713407979
literally GIVING UP for no fucking reason at all besides being a pussy disqualifies you from ever being the GOAT. this isnt a fucking real sport where your body just cant keep up anymore, he pussied out and gave up once the meta started catching up to him. also hungrybox was equally dominant for just as long of a period, and zain isnt far off now either. they are all better than the faggot wannabe speed trooner.

>>713395850 (OP)
Stupid question. There are no good singleplayer games when you're drunk, smoke weed for that. However multiplayer would be be whatever you enjoy.

Also why is everyone talking about exotic fruits and subs?

>>713408197
>giving up
He was the best when he retired with a winning record over everyone in 2018 except leffen, but his record vs. the field and major wins blew leffen's out of the water like always
He saw that Melee was fucking done with and made the right call considering it's only been on decline since, he's the fucking GOAT and the game will die with him as it

>>713407240
That was the meta for most of us, too. But one friend was pretty good at Mario Kart yet couldn't chug well, so he evened out into a decent Beerio Kart player with stop-and-go drinking. He'd usually get 2nd.
>punishment
It wasn't always the case. It only became a thing with us because another friend happened to want us to try his nasty cheapo peach schnapps. We just quickly all realized it was a great and highly motivating punishment with how fucking strong and nasty it was, especially right on top of a gut freshly topped off with a beer.

What's even crazier is that the night before the beerio kart event, mang0 was getting VERY drunk on stream, and was literally humping his microphone lol. He said he had to get drunk because going into beerio kart hungover gives you a leg up or something.

>>713408410
having a winning record doesnt change the fact he literally gave up and is a humongous pussy. if he had any real passion or love the game he wouldve kept playing. and its not on the decline for anyone who is actually a real fan of the game, characters like fox/falco/marth/sheik/yoshi/dk/link are seeing new higher levels of play that were unthinkable in armadas era but youre just a faggot tourist who doesnt care about melee like your "GOAT" so you wouldnt know that.

Why do you faggots care about this shit so much?

>mang0 dabs on whores and redditors once again

thats my fucking GOAT

>>713406964
My french bulldog looks like that.

alcoholism and over indulging in alcohol should be considered a severe mental illness and treated like one instead of people normalizing it or treating it as ever socially acceptable

>>713400496
Hax also constantly harassed the TOs that banned him, broke the conditions of his ban and unban, and doxxed the people in evidence.zip
>>713400539
The mango bans have started

>>713395850 (OP)
those girls are fucking ugly

mang0 bros... it's snowballing

>>713409640
>hax$ fought back and spoke out against tranny janny TO redditors and leffag

so where is the part where he did something wrong?

>>713409172
>and its not on the decline for anyone who is actually a real fan of the game
kek and now I see how you're a delusional enough of a faggot to think mango is le goat
sorry, jobbing for over a decade for longevity points to compensate for Armada ass raping him when they were both active isn't GOAT worthy

>>713409172
>yoshi/dk/link
half of the reason these meme characters can even compete is because Armada retired btw, the fact that the entire meta could revolve around one guy shows how dominant he was
Literally no one won a major, not a single person, without taking a set off of Armada at any tournament he was in while he was active. He was literally the make or break even when he wasn't winning himself.

>>713409975
>meta revolved around armada
he had to give up on his main and switch to the actually meta character because he was getting exposed. and no I certainly dont think mango is the GOAT or anyone else is for that matter, theres too much parity for anyone to have that title, but a faggot who gives up because hes afraid he'll start losing sure as hell isnt the GOAT of anything.

Ban this, ban that.The issue isn't Mang0, it's Mang0 and alcohol. The only thing he needs to do is stop drinking. He's an adult, this stupid drama should begin and end with an apology and a promise that he'll stop drinking at events.

>>713410590
Mango

All I can think is that time /v/ stumbled on some weird stream of a guy in a yoshi suit getting fucked or something

This does feel like a very good example for why you shouldn't invite women to gaming events like this. When me and my friends would drink and play video games, we would do all this retarded drunk shit and it'd be a good time. Then you do it in front of a woman and she feels uncomfortable and suddenly it's a whole harassment situation.

>>713409640
>Hax also constantly harassed the TOs that banned him
All he wanted to know was when he would be unbanned and TOs kept ghosting him you lying rat.

what a fag infested thread im out

I don't know what any of this is or who any of this faggot shit is. And reading the thread, I am so glad I'm not like you losers. There's being an anon on 4chan, and then there's this pathetic bullshit.

>hax calls the biggest shithead in melee hitler
>BANNED FOR LIFE
>mang0 humps women drunk off his ass on stream
>uhhh thats just the goat lol whats the big deal??

>>713395850 (OP)
Didn't he admit he had a drinking problem? Alcoholism. Not even surprised. I guess we should be glad he wasn't ousted as a pedophile like 90% of the professional Smash community. I feel bad for the girls though because they're both attractive, and he's an ugly hobgoblin with tattoos. It just goes to show you that fame and wealth can buy you an attractive girlfriend.

>>713412929
>constantly harassing people who already banned you and clearly don't want to talk to you is fine if you want something from them
"No!"

Ludwig is a spineless faggot and I love seeing him put in another situation where a clouted friend has become a brand risk for him. Maybe he should wait for Hasan to tell him what to do here.

>>713413269
wanting an end date to your ban isn't harassment tranny

what exactly is the deal with Armada and Mang0? Mang0 seems to hate his guts and Armada tries to never interact with him. I remember hearing some rumor that Armada said something about him or his kid years back but no evidence.

>>713395850 (OP)
Why do (You) keep torturing me with this face?

>>713413910
He's just butthurt Armada quit and he can't fight him anymore.

>>713407838
Extra emily

>>713395850 (OP)
>mang0 the known alcoholic retard acts like a retard at an event all about drinking alcohol
wow how surprising, surely nobody could have foreseen this happening

>>713407838
>https://deltiasgaming.com/twitch-streamer-extraemilys-body-count-spreadsheet-drama-explained/
lmao

>>713413910
Armada was Mang0's greatest rival and Melee but he quit back in 2018 while he was still on top and so Mang0 is upset he will never get to definitively prove he was better while he struggles to remain relevant in the current Melee scene because he's a fat alcoholic and younger players are climbing the ranks and taking top spots while Mang0 is getting very old for a competitive player as happens in every game and sport.

>>713413910
Mango eternally seething that Armad's legacy effortlessly shits on his and that even jobbing for a decade after Armada got bored won't make up the difference in dominance and player potential.

The writing is on the wall for melee. All the top players are creeps and the TOs are scum.

>>713412871
It was genuinely a stupid idea
>bro let's get a bunch of socially retarded e-clowns together for an "event" that's just mixed gender binge drinking!
>and we'll livestream the entire thing!
>it'll be epic!
Even Ludwig was walking around with his shirt off.

>>713399751
That's mang0? What's he doing at a diddy party with 2 prostitutes?

>>713414996
Smash 4/Ultimate was wrecked due to a ton of noncery, yet it's as if Melee's scene actively decided "hey, why don't we try to be just as terrible as them?". They even both have a kill count now (an Ultimate player killed his mom in 2022).

Still watching "wholesome" PG twitch streams is like another level of pathetic to just watching streams in general.

>>713415684
Melee has turned into a tranny game

>>713407268
Anything and everything related to streamers is overblown. Welcome to parasocial relationships. Ask your mother how she feels about the Kardashians.

>>713404434
>>713406964
Grapefruit lookin ass bitch

>>713415485
Him and other Melee people go way back with Ludwig who got way more famous than him and tries to include him in his LA influencer bullshit social sphere.

>>713395850 (OP)
13946x3,75=52 297
Grim!

>reading this all while very drunk
Yeah, alcoholics are the worst. FUCK them!

>>713416369
>ZFG also trying to get "in" with Ludwig more often

Ludwig is that really classic backstabbing white knight that is outwardly way too clean. Guaranteed something nefarious lurks below the mask.

>>713417425
Literally just watch his dumbass videos of him getting shitfaced drunk. Dude promotes the same kind of behavior by basically being an advocate for alcoholism.

>>713417014
Yes.
See how, despite the fact that no one asked, you still had to make it about yourself?
Fuck off.

>>713395850 (OP)
>pretend raped every woman at the event cause one of them told him that hbox was better than him as a joke
don't know if based or cringe

Why do you guys give a shit about these people? Maybe I'm getting too old for what this place turned into

>>713418130
That can be said about a majority of posts.
>"HURR NO ONE ASKED IDIOT"
Imagine if everyone said that to anything remotely being related to what's being discussed. Fucking imbecile.

>>713417425
Ludwig is hassan's personal toilet seat. Even when things are optically bad for him to support hassan, he does so anyways and never stops.
Whenever hassan isn't involved though he flip flops his opinions like a motherfucker if he thinks it's the "Right Opinion"/the most socially accepted one.
He switched opinions on MrBeast, made a video shitting on him when the allegations happened last year and then renounced it later when people started calling him out.
He tried to befriend logan paul and get into his social circle until he realized it was more publicly beneficial to turn 180 and pretend he hated him the whole time
He defended Kai Cenat's allegations of being "LGBT-phobic" until his fans complained leading him to immediately walk it back and say he was disappointed in himself for defending kai.
There are countless examples of him snaking anyone and everyone for a drop of clout, but for some reason he never does it to Hassan. Willing to bet Hassan has something on Ludwig and as soon as he's not publicly favorable he'll be treated exactly like he treats others

>>713413291
This and his apology was hilarious

All those e-celebs are complete fucking losers. Decades ago they would be bullied by jocks and would have their heads shoved into toilets. Social media allowed fucking retards like this to get famous and gain influence.

>>713395850 (OP)
>dude... BEER! LMAO
Poor people's hobby.

>>713395850 (OP)
Bitches be ugly

>>713407268
It's massively overblown but mango is a massive manbaby faggot who didn't do anything to save Hax so he gets what he deserves.

Do people really watch whores party on Twitch

>Drinking over the age of 25
NGMI

>>713407891
I wish, that would be so fucking hype. Zain being a pedophile would be more realistic though (and equally as kino)

>>713418949
Honestly im surprised people don't clock him immediately within 10mins of watching and just never tune back in instead of knowing all of this. Especially someone who frequents 4chan.

What is the appeal of any of these people? Emiru gooners at least make sense although its no less pathetic.
The entire Twitch eceleb bubble has massively degraded into truly despicable fake human beings from whatever circle Ludwig is supposed to be, to the extended OTK network. All of these people have turned into such cunts.

At least in places like Kick and Fishtank, such irredeemable subhumans become lolcow entertainment.

>>713407240
you should have added a rule so that your beer can't be empty before the third lap and you must take at least 1 sip per lap.

QRD? Smashtrannies turned on Mang0 now?? After unbanning a pedophile defender a couple weeks ago? Also damn those chicks are ugly, the jews and paypigs that put them in that streamer position have awful taste.

>>713419985
>>>/wsg/5906615

It was an event with big streamers so there's a lot of attention from non-melee audiences.

>>713420875
Literally the most normal party shit. What a nothingburger.
>mango

>>713421881
It is, but he deserves it

>>713418762
because Ive been playing melee for 24 years and watching competetive since 2010 so I have naturally come to know these people and all the related dramas. Im not saying it isnt gay but at least its rooted in vidya as opposed to just watching le virtual friend or ethot

Not even sexual harassment. He wanted to do something stupid on camera to an inanimate object and it just so happens that there are two women in the frame too. They're going to Hax$ this man over some stupid whores making a face.

>>713418762
why wouldn't i gaf about the greatest falco player of all time

>>713422375
but enough about PPMD

>>713421996
I guess but that would just be wiping the ass of activists manchildren who want everybody to self censor. Don't go to a party if you don't want to party. Don't watch a drinking party and be surprised there are drunk people.

just checked r/ssbm and they are having an absolute melty over this. mang0 is literally a serial rapist sex pest now because he made a humping gesture at a binge drinking event. he is 100% getting the hax$ treatment

>>713405889
>Is this that chink bitch who didn't wanna pay her parents back for paying for her college tuition?
based.
if u're gonna force me to goto college, don't expect to get paid back ;)

>>713406827
nah mang0 and leffen are set for life these people will nuke Trinidad and Tobago and they'll still have fans

>>713407141
>people

>>713422802
She guilt tripped them into selling their restaurant so she could go to some expensive photography school. I think they're on the poverty line now.

>>713423172
They definitely aren't they're rich chink immigrants and they've been rich the whole time

>>713423106
He thrusted in front of two whores at what looks like a Diddy party. I thought this was an Emiru stream with one of her roommates at first.

>>713409225
I fucking hate smash niggers and every time I see their cult lose a favorite I get a hate boner. Watching them is my guilty pleasure.

Just checked twitter and yeah that nigga Mang0 is so cooked they're going to ban his ass for sure LOL. Everyone is SEETHING and calling for a ban. RIP the GOAT, he tried to have fun around women in public D:

>>713423391
Who cares, those whores will be at the next Epstein party and they'll make millions from donations again.
The news reports on this "incident" were from The Indian Times. Shows you the demographics of Ludwig's fans.

>>713412410
imagine sitting on your PC and actually focusing on watching this

>>713395850 (OP)
I thought I was autistic, but you can really tell the girl in the middle is about to cry, I'm cured

>>713423485
You are autistic and you can't read her facial expressions correctly lol

>>713412871
you could also not drink at an event with females and cameras on 24/7, but that would require self-restraint and accountability the average smashnigger could never possess

>>713413291
Excellent work 47, the target's career is no more.

>>713413291
What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>713423585
it's a party. i know you don't get invited to those but people get drunk and act foolishly.

>>713423448
That's the thing though, they're all pretending they got raped by him when they're gonna go to another eceleb orgy a week from now. I don't care about any allegations these industry plants try to publicize.

>>713423643
that's really gay. getting cancelled for what?

>>713409640
>Harrassed
1 message a month isnt harrasment

>>713423640
In front of cameras? I've been drinking and doing drugs for 20 years now, anyone with half a brain would either get rid of the cameras or not be under the influence in the first place.

>>713423965
i don't know. they make money from dancing on camera or something. emiru wears a bunny hairband and has pool parties on stream with her friend's black boyfriend. i don't pay attention to streamers anymore.

>>713395850 (OP)
This guy is a father btw

>melee community just learned the harshest possible lesson about cancel culture, killing one of it's most legendary players in the process
>retards on reddit and twitter already screaming for mang0's head on a pike
Jesus Christ, I hate this "community" so fucking much. It isn't even about Mang0 being good at the game and one of the few competitors left who isn't a sour cunt. He's just an alcoholic dumbass. And Ludwig is a dumbass for inviting an alcoholic dumbass to a binge drinking event. All he did was embarrass himself. The entire thing should begin and end with him apologizing and promising to stay away from alcohol at public gatherings.
>but he's married
To a crazy bitch that he never acknowledges.

>>713404434
I’ll take a flat profile over a gross jew/arab nose poking out and taking someone’s eye out.

>>713404434
Yeah she's disgusting honestly
>>713424431
I have a thing for semite nose... not the big one but a slight bump + white skin and I'm in love

>>713424474
Will have to agree to disagree. Semite noses are probably the one nose type that makes even SEAmonkey and African noses look good. Good thing places like Iran and Turkey bully their uggos into getting nose jobs. Obviously still only want to pump and dump though. Wouldn’t want my kids looking like Nosferatu lol.

>>713424669
I think it's probably because the first girl I loved was a jewess but I find that it gives them a charm (granted they have a normal face too)

>>713395850 (OP)
JRPGs because you just press buttons, the dialogue doesn't matter and you can just enjoy a buzz.

>too broke for booze these days
I'm so bored.

>>713424794
I'm in looove

>>713424883
so that’s what witch legends are based on. it all makes sense now.

>>713424302
>>retards on reddit and twitter already screaming for mang0's head on a pike
But you don't understand mang0 never tweeted #freehax or something so he is part of the "establisment", it's fine to burn him at the stake for this 90s-mom-level moral panic!

>>713395850 (OP)
Fan Fan and 39daph are prettier than Emily. I can’t believe she became the popular Asian girl streamer (besides Emiru.)

>>713425106
Most asian women are prettier than extraemily
Bitch looks like she got hit by a pan the moment she slid out of the womb

>>713423449
It's just reality TV with the parasocialism dialed up to a million the appeal is obvious even if it's pathetic

>>713409640
>Hax also constantly harassed the TOs that banned him
this was largely blown out of proportion by the people who claimed harassment. No conduct that could possibly be called harrasment was ever shown to have taken place
>broke the conditions of his ban and unban
true, but considering how those conditions were harsher than what actual criminals get hit by and considering the """"crime"""" committed by Hax$, I think it's fair to say that those conditions were both unfair and unfairly enforced
>doxxed the people in evidence.zip
which he apologized for on many occasions

>>713425106
>fan fan
She’s got god tier feet. She knows about her wikifeet page too and shows them off from time to time. Shame she’s still your typical Canadian lefty bitch.

>>713412410
Streamers are so relatable!

>>713425557
They’re all lefty bitches. Emiru is the only one who’s subtly hinted that she’s more based than she lets on. There are very few based female streamers from what I’ve seen.

>>713425557
Post them please