Thread 713396912

Elves are never treated with respect in any game.

As it should be, elves are a trash race that should only know death.

I love this guy's one joke comics. Its got its own charm.

Elves are white coded so they make browns and libshits seethe.

>>713396912 (OP)
why isn't the elf pregnant yet

>>713397854
every time she makes a funny face she gets an abortion

so christmas elves now make electronic?

>>713398163
They're not real anon

>>713396912 (OP)
Literally what is the joke. I know most of these reddit comics are "le heckin funny faec" but this doesn't even have that

>>713398262
WHAT

>>713398109
That explains why tick tock is so popular

>>713396912 (OP)
Is there porn of the elf?

>>713398571
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=elf_%28merrivius%29

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVwYKtgFYCc

>>713398716
>>713398807
I love blonde elves dressed in green.

>>713397854
So long as female goblins exist, elves are doomed to get cucked by superior green smelly shortstacks time and time again

>>713398346
he lied.
They are technomancers now.
It's fucking incredible.

>>713398807
Why does he have 4 balls?

>>713398807
last panel should have been animated

>>713399445
All humans do.
You should know this given you ARE human, right anon?

>>713399445
It's a human thing you wouldn't get it

>>713399445
You don't have 4 balls anon?

>>713399445
>he only has two balls.
>he thinks it's normal to only have two balls
I know you probably don't want to hear this but you've got some sort of birth defect

>>713399445
look at this loser missing balls lmao

>>713399445
yeah it's not fair that this guy gets 4 times as many balls as me.

>>713399445
>being this much of a ballet
Ngmi

>>713399658
He didn't mention two retard, way to FUCK UP THE JOKE GOD DAMMIT

>>713399445
insane self report

>>713399445
he's soft and wet.

>>713396912 (OP)
I remember this guy would come to the robofucker threads and post his robot relationship comic

>>713399445
>>>713399518 >>713399536 >>713399624 >>713399658 >>713399689 >>713399897 >>713399913 >>713400140 >>713400195
already screencapped and resposted by indian gamergate twitter accoutns

>>713400195
sick reference bro

>>713396912 (OP)
This motherfucker don't miss

>>713396912 (OP)
I liked LOTR War in the North

>>713400276
>t. oddball

>>713398279
to be fair, you need a pretty high iq to understand elf comics

>>713398279
Santa is a slaver that hunts elves and stoopid hooman sold her out

>>713396912 (OP)
ONE JOKE

>>713399445
He's actually George Washington, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles, so divine.

>>713398163
>now make electronic
Yes raj

>>713401803
I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>713396912 (OP)
aside from the LOTR games I think WHF is probably your best option

>>713402154
The heart motif on their armor is so fucking gay.

>>713402357
Hearts are based and heterosexual as long as your armor only has one heart.

>>713398279
>What is the joke
people like you wouldn't last one second reading garfield

>>713402357
you sound like a pussy

>>713402357
kek

>>713396912 (OP)
heh

>>713400258
burb

Post more silly elves

>>713396912 (OP)
This nigga peaked with the dragon.

>>713396912 (OP)
chortle

would elves be more respected if they didn't dress like strippers?

>>713396912 (OP)
Elves and people who play as elves don't deserve respect desu, every single one I've encountered in an mmo was a complete and utter faggot.

>>713396912 (OP)
How is she making the number of days until Christmas go up?

>>713397603
except forest elves which are native american coded

>>713398279
Anon do you know Santa Claus?

>>713397603
most of the people i knew who played horde became nigger worshippers

>>713408157
Better question is why do human strippers dress like us

I love elves

>>713396912 (OP)
Fucking sleighers.

>suffering the elf
Top thing to not do ever.

>>713398279
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw?si=skQRIBJEm-0ZrEaR

>>713409860
this
if they have an elf alt then they're usually alright, but if they main an elf then they're insufferable every fucking time. even the ones that seemed cool at first turned out to be cunts

>>713413005
LONDON!

>>713396912 (OP)
reddit elf

>>713399897
It was fucking midnight over there when you posted this Adolf what the fuck are you doing

>>713401240
This is nice but it would be so much nicer if it was heterosexual, ideally the santa elf would be the male but I can work with both

>>713415906
More like
>bred it elf

>>713411253
Wood Elves are Celtic, always have been.

Still mad there's no ONE fuckable elf wife in vanila skyrim, everyone looks like a crusty hag

>>713415892
*LOTHLORIEN

I like Elves, they're all about finesse and magic.
Why does most media portray them as twirling gay twinks?

>>713418646
same with vampires honestly, I love a cool bloodsucking monster or a sexy vixen female, not some sparkling gaypires

>>713418778
Feel your pain brother.
Last good vampire game was Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines and that was 21 years ago.
fuck

>>713415906
It's originally from 4chan, believe it or not

>>713413546
fuck off warcraftranny your elves are dogshit

I always thought there should be more overlap between fantasy elves and christmas elves

>>713420045
So elf sluts celebrating christmas by wearing nothing but red ribbons?

>>713397603
>>713411253
>>713417823
What is the blackest fantasy race

if you say orcs you're proving this guy right

>>713401853
kek, I understood that reference

>>713420197
Orc are mongols, in every major fantasy depiction going back to LotR they've always been heavily mongol inspired.

Elves in Elder Scrolls aren't disrespected, and any disrespect towards them they deserve for their actions

>>713396912 (OP)
Good, fuck knife ears tenderly.

>>713396912 (OP)
They are treated exactly like they want to be treated.

>>713420535
thats not true

>>713420197
I find that goblins are usually far more "black" than orcs typically are.

>>713420197
But see nobody can answer it because you don't mean "what fantasy race matches most closely to an African culture" you mean "which ones the niggest noggest African-American ghetto gangbanging trash"

>>713420339
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>713420606
what if ork was shooty AND choppy?

>>713420197
The great thing about fantasy is there aren't any.

>>713420606
That is an Ork, not an Orc, learn the difference bigot.

>>713420606
40k is sci-fi which why Orkz are British

>>713401240
just need an ugly bastard to cuck one of them

>>713401240
agp transbian coded

>>713419080
>Is that Dobson behind you?

>>713420519
>850x1014

>>713415520
Can you dweebs be more specific? What do they say/do?

>>713420779
this

>>713420749
WHFB Orcs aren't Mongols either.

>>713401319
I ended playing the elf mage(?) too. That was such a nice coop game to play with the bros.

>>713420606
those boys are looking propah and dead 'ard

>>713421013
They are explicitly meant to be "barbarians", which is most often depicted as german or celtic barbarians as viewed by the romans, but the do also take a lot of ques from mongols, like fur-brimmed hats, nomadic lifestyle, and are even shown to live in Yurts sometimes.

>>713421187
Orcs like you said take most their inspiration from the Huns and Mongols
All ya'll mfers keep forgetting the huns

>>713398716
Atleast one "funny" one there

>>713421231
Eh, I usually just refer to all central-asian-step-nomads as mongols.
Sue me.

>>713413546
please stay warcraftcutie! <3 your elves are sexy

>>713420802
>>713420519
Elves should wear fancy dresses

>>713420581
you don't know what I mean, anon-kun.

>>713421231
Mongol-Viking-Huns.
Barbarians at the gate.
Raiders from poor lands.

Orcs = Blacks must be an American thing. Sub-Saharan Africans never once have been an invading force into Europe, at least not until 21st century.
Moors would have been the closest thing and they are seen as more "Muslim" than "Black" anyway, even if moor is sometimes used to refer to blacks.

>>713421492
Where the fuck did the "Moors are Black" thing come from?
They are still around, its not like it s a fucking mystery what they look like.

>>713421284
>>713413562

>>713420580
Goblins are jews

>>713408157
>turn off gay online service
>single player game becomes unplayable
>locked out of delicious stripper elf

>>713421609
Because Moors are obviously darker than Northern Europeans so for those people the word "moor" became a way how to describe someone with dark skin.
My grandma calls arabs, indians and blacks "moors", probably some Southern Euros as well lmao.

>>713420197
Kobolds

>>713421609
depends on if you consider north africans black or not, I guess.
some of them definitely look like they could be, but many not so much. you gotta remember they've had a few millenia of arabic and mediterranean admixture.

>>713396912 (OP)
Japs have done irreparable damage to Elves as a concept.

>>713408157
the best bethesda game

>>713421727
since arcanum, I always think of them as gnomes.

>>713402154
Warhammer elves and vampires are the best.

>>713402154
Spess Elves had a lot of potential but 40k sucks ass and GW actively hates the eldar

>>713421609
>>713421853
"Moors" was, incorrectly, used as kind of an umbrella term encompassing a lot of darker-skinned (including black) ethnicities for a long time because most people couldn't give less of a shit about those details. Basically any African would often be described as being "Moorish", despite having no connection to the actual Moors.

So basically the idea of Moors being black is people unintentionally reviving an obsolete and racist use of the word.

>>713423023
lol

>>713423023
dwarf best

>>713423192
Dwarfs are always best

>>713423023
Based dwarf

>>713398279
The joke is the juxtaposition of the concept of Tolkien's elves and Coca Cola's elves.

>>713423452
>digest
>dig
i always knew this unfunny comic was ESL

>>713423452
>says "digest"
>hears "dig"
The g in each word is sounded differently. I'm calling it: this is fake and gay and never happened in real life.

>>713420197
redguard?

>>713423632
she said "diggest" it was a spelling error

>>713423452
That's just how we do.

>>713423632
>An elf, orc and dwarf stuck in a minefield
>Never happened
Learn your history, fucking zoomers

elves are plenty respected you fucking n'wah

>>713422340
Dark Eldar are kinda okay though. At least they're not the kings of jobber with the avatar of jobber.

>>713423915
>MOONED

>>713420606
WH40K orcs are Football Hooligans

>>713423991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U

>>713421609
>Where the fuck did the "Moors are Black" thing come from?
From comparison, with pallid people and hyperbole specially in art.

>>713396912 (OP)
ONE JOKE

>>713424102
OP is clearly a different joke

>>713424102
Like /v/.

>>713423596
Why do dark elves love diet Coke so much?

>>713424531
Why do third worlders love AIshit so much?

>>713424701
saaar you are being replaces saar seeth more saar

>>713424701
Because third worlders are mediocre subhumans that excel in nothing

>>713424531
Because it allows them to drink more with the same flavor without getting fat (lets ignore the other health problems related with something that is used to clean metals, yes coca cola and pepsi can be used for that)

>>713400195
Heh

>>713425069
Sauces can be used to clean metal, being "able to clean metal" is a nebulous phrase

>>713423632
dwarves understand language by mentally carving it to the stone in their head.

>>713424701
anyone with even half a brain can see the glorious future that AIgold will bring and they just squeak by. sorry you can't even manage that anon

>>713425254
It can remove rust from metal, so just imagine what it does to your stomach

>>713425416
>it has a reaction iron oxide so imagine what it could do with not iron oxide
Your stomach is full of hydrochloric acid

>>713425416
Metal and stomach lining are not equivalent, nor is the context of the cola interacting with your stomach

I think the comics are funny sexappeal aside

>>713422429
But it is noteworthy that people and characters historically described as "Moorish" may have been black. Like, the historical inspiration for Othello wasn't black, but Othello the character is.

>>713425389
>glorious future
Not in the hands of third world clowns, sorry.

>>713425389
the only thing it brought so far is people getting fired and constant spam threads of AI slop. I'm totally feeling the revolution

>>713396912 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLwsWc13Xzc