Thread 713401024

Now that the dust has settled.

Why did it fail and why are they hiding the post week launch numbers?

So many people hate it because of the stupid keycards. How do you even own anything when they will be worthless pieces of plastic paperweights in some years. At least steam lets you have the files to copy.

I think talks about Switch 2 sales are boring.
Everyone can laugh at how shit Switch 2 is right now. Launch game is a 10 dollar tech demo and all Tendies can look forward to right now is a 3D Donkey Kong game.
It's a colossally bad launch to the point that there is pretty much no passion from the Tendie shills in even trying to defend it.
Who cares how many copies it sold? Doing this "T-T-T-THEY'RE LYING ABOUT THE NUMBERS" shit is gay.

I wish you were correct, at least Nintendo would have been forced to do what they did with the 3DS and slash prices across the board, but i think it was the fastest selling console in the launch week or something. Everyone with a bit of money and who are into games is buying the Switch 2 and being amazed by a 5 year old game running at 40 frames.

Boot up Switch1. Update the console. My digital games and DLC are now called Virtual Game Cards. WTF?

>>713401153
literally the only thing switch fans care about are sales.

>>713401994
Cool, they can brag about sales while I mock them for paying 10 bucks for a demo and having to pretend that Donkey Kong 3D is gonna be in GOTY discussions.

>>713401994
>SALES ONLY MATTER WHEN WE ARE ON TOP
Cope snoy faggots

>>713401153
Okay, but you're still posting cope.

switch 2 load times and perf boosts are neat

To be expected when the marquee launch exclusive is mario "straightaway" kart world.

Cry about it caco
Cope and rope

>>713402070
It will NOT be GOTY
It will NOT be a good game
It WILL be the best selling DK game ever

>>713401024 (OP)
>actually meets consumer demand for their consoles
>this somehow means they failed

>>713401153
Snoyers trying their best to make people forget ps5 premiered with a tech demo and a ps3 remaster from 2009?

>>713401303
Wait until the update somewhere in the future where they are called "Sorry, games no longer available please rebuy these on our new platform thanks for your money retard"

>>713401153
>"Launch game is a 10 dollar tech demo. What? Mario Kart? Nintendo's largest franchise? Never heard of it. Q-quit coping!1"

people keep posting this specific photo like you can't just go to any walmart/gamestop/best buy/target/etc and find nothing but empty shelves because every switch 2 is selling out immediately

>>713403172
Anti-nintendo fags live in another reality, anon

>>713403039
>nintendos largest franchise
super mario and pokemon have each sold like a billion more copies

switch launch was shit too, all you had was a shitty ubislop wii u port zelda game and yet it ended up receiving a boatload of worthwhile exclusives which can not be said for the other consoles, to put it lightly. the first year of ps1 and ps2 were also shit, and it wasnt even worth buying until later. its almost like the first year of a new system doesnt matter that much in the long run... whoa

>>713403172
I have a theory these people live in other countries where it isn't sold out

>>713404452
Or they're basing it on one picture they saw online

>>713404581
you mean just like the 90 dollar games fake news? the amount of retards on the internet is astounding

>>713404452
you mean living in third world shitholes where it wasn't ever officially available to begin with
one of the biggest problems of the internet is that it lets third worlders communicate and believe they're relevant or equal to civilized people

>>713404971
You're more often than not speaking to people who are bilingual (at the bare minimum), with higher education and have all grown up on america media and bullshit like that.
Do you think the average third worlder could even be speaking to you? They have issues communicating in their own language, they are mongoloid retards.
Even /pol/tards will listen to you with a flag from a shitty country if they can see you making decent arguments and not embarrasing yourself.

>would love to buy a s2 bundled with 2-3 games for $300
>find out just the console costs $700 in my country
yeah no thank you

>>713405387
why are you poor?

>>713401024 (OP)
Doesn't matter how many anti-Nintendo seething posts you retarded faggots make. Switch 2 will continue to dominate this next generation and no amount of unhinged posts in this Mongolian basket weaving board will change that. Hah!

>>713405289
ukfags taught indians english, that event alone snowballed into one of the worst things to happen to the internet

>>713405446
purely socioeconomic factors
i also refuse to buy overpriced stuff

3 in one store per day is actually pretty good you retards.

>>713401153
What's even more bad for Nintendr0n3s is that the garbage Switch2 can't play PC ports to cope with the lack of games. Garbage Switch2 needs Switch2 ports. I hope going with Nvidia hurts Nintendo in the money.

>>713401024 (OP)
>LGR
This man here?

>NO HYPE
>THE SALES ARE FAKE
>NINTENDO IS FINISHED
>THIS TIME FOR SURE
This has to be some kind of humiliation fetish at this point.

>>713401994
This is everyone.

>>713406303
Remember the WiiU

>>713406303
When did this start? Because wiiu flopped, 3DS wasn't that great, N64 flopped, and GC flopped.

>>713406604
The Wii U did not sell 3.5 million units in 4 days it also wasn't a handheld and thus didn't have Pokemon. None of Nintendo's handhelds have ever failed and a big part of that is mainline Pokemon.

>>713401024 (OP)
I can't find it in stock anywhere around me.

Also, people are waiting for the OLED.

>>713406937
WiiU2 train leaving no survivors

>>713406652
You can find gaming magazines claiming the Gamegear or Atari Lynx were going to destroy the Gameboy, so at least the late 80s
>>713407158
Make sure to call the suicide hotline when Pokemon and Zelda sell 10 million in 3 days again

>>713407434
You can find ones saying the PS1 would kill the N64
And it did lol

>>713407434
Be sure to call yourself when the WiiU2 only sells 30m total sales.

>>713407563
>WiiU2
>30 million sales

What is gamecube 2?

>>713407469
Mario 64 was the best selling game of the generation and Nintendo is still alive and kicking as far as I know
>>713407563
Have fun killing yourself in less than 2 years.

>>713401024 (OP)
the scalper would just return them to the store

>biggest console launch of all time
>nintendo finally meets demand and yet people are still angry they don't have to suck scalpers off to get one

>>713401024 (OP)
Basically the Wii:U 2 at this point

>>713401024 (OP)
>why are they hiding the post week launch numbers?
Is that the new snoy cope?

I love Switch 2 schizo threads like this. They give me so many screenshots I can use for montages later.

Absolute humiliation ritual lmao

>>713401024 (OP)
Why wont they fucking list on amazon?
I live in the middle of nowhere and they didnt ship any to my stores