Thread 713407492

OHHHHHHH BANANA

BANANA SLAMMA

Pedophile thread that will not be permabanned.

>>713407492 (OP)
pedo coded, that girl is being trafficked and groomed

>>713407492 (OP)
her design is too distracting
why are her grippers constantly out?

>see a human child existing
>OMG PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO
I have sad news for you...

>>713407492 (OP)
Banana is cool

>>713408281
>OHHHHHHH BANANA
>BANANA SLAMMA
>WEBM of them on a bouncing bed
Disingenuous cocksucker.

>>713408281
Right, because this Japanese game was clearly never going to attract any, especially not in a former-weeb site.
I too live under a rock

>>713407492 (OP)
Onions

>>713408156
why are her lips so lust provoking?

>>713408445
That seems like a (You) issue, my guy

>>713408796
I'm well aware what your initial intentions were with this thread, pervert motherfucker. (You) don't fool me.

>>713408156
There was definitely a meeting where they had to tell the designers that her feet were too attractive and that's why her soles are all flat now.
Source: I have a 150 IQ

>>713408445
DK LITERALLY says that in his games you retarded frogposter

>>713408156
Because licking her feet is the estus flask of this game

>>713407492 (OP)
bros...

Will we aven see pauline eat a banana in the game or are they gonna do like the mario movie where she hate them until the end?

>>713407492 (OP)
DKfags have become some of the most insufferable faggots on here, I thought I would never see the day

>>713409136
I think that's the origin of the pants and her being 13 despite looking 9 at most

>Pick up final banana in the game
>DK goes "Oh, BANANZA"

>>713407959
>>713408281
>>713408445
>>713408920
>>713408101
Think it's just cause the game still doesn't have that many weeks,but i'm sure we'll get more poc characters soon enough

>>713408445
frogfaggot

>>713419769
Frog website, tourist faggot.

>>713418417
>pick up final banana in the game
>Pauline goes "you know DK, this really was a Donkey Kong Bananza when you think about it"
and then DK rips her in half

>>713407492 (OP)
Is this game worth a buy?

UUUUOOOOOHHHHH BANANA

>>713422210
pretty cheap to pre-order right now if you're considering it