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DONKEY KONG BONANZA LEAK
>the game is a direct prequel to Mario Odyssey
>the original arcade isn't retconned
>mario, DK, and Pauline are all the children of the original mario DK and Pauline from the arcade game
>Pauline was a child lost from one of the human kingdoms like Peach from the Mario movie
>The Bananza elders are the only ones who stand in Void Co's way
>Void Co cursed Pauline because she has the singing powers of the bananza elders
>King K Rool is the main villain behind Void Co
>The planet core is able to grant wishes
>DK and Pauline race Void Co to the planet core
>Void Kong wants to wish all Kongs to be erased except for him
>Poppy Kong and Grumpy Kong team up with DK to take out Void Kong
>King K Rool reveals himself toward the end of the game
>He explains how after the DKC trilogy the entire race of Kremlings went extinct and is only fossils now
>King K Rool wishes to revive all the Kremlings
>King K Rool succeeds and the Kremlings come back to life across the DK islands
>Pauline uses up all of her singing powers to transform DK into the Ultimate Bananza Kong form which is like a King Kong sized Kaiju to take out King K Rool
>They have a Godzilla VS Kong fight in the planet core which leads to DK punching K Rool all the way to the crust of the planet.
>DK changes his mind, instead of wishing for Bananas he uses the planet core to wish to bring back Pauline's singing voice and they go to New Donk City
>Sequelbait/donkey kong country sequel teased with Kremlings revival
Anonymous No.713411962 [Report] >>713421185
>Bonanza
And just like that it's fake
Anonymous No.713412020 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>>King K Rool is the main villain behind Void Co
Aaaand just like that your leak is obviously fake
NEXT
Anonymous No.713412037 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>King K Rool succeeds and the Kremlings come back to life across the DK islands
KINO
Anonymous No.713412079 [Report] >>713421753
>>713411823 (OP)
>King K Rool is the main villain behind Void Co
Now you are just bullshitting
Anonymous No.713412108 [Report]
k rool bros... why does nintendo hate us
Anonymous No.713412423 [Report] >>713431206
>>713411823 (OP)
>Ultimate Bananza Kong
>not called King Kong Bananza
the king kong name entered public domain, do you really think nintendo wouldn't use it after they went to court over that?
you had one job for your fake leak OP
Anonymous No.713412632 [Report]
Fake and boring
Anonymous No.713412649 [Report] >>713431271 >>713431508
Where does the word Kong even come from? Sun Wukong?
Anonymous No.713412953 [Report] >>713413589 >>713413836 >>713421468 >>713424103
>>713411823 (OP)
This can't be true.
Anonymous No.713413589 [Report]
>>713412953
This still doesn't make sense with Cranky being old
Anonymous No.713413836 [Report] >>713424750
>>713412953
>Mario has supernatural powers
Does he? Isn't it all power-ups or help from someone like Luma or Cappy?
>Mario's round torso
>Mario's dwarfism
Or, you know, she's a FUCKING CHILD
Anonymous No.713413917 [Report]
>no switch 1 version
I dont give a fuck, son.
Anonymous No.713413945 [Report] >>713415695 >>713418561 >>713421543 >>713427724
More like troonanza
Anonymous No.713414068 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
bruh are you retarded, even the direct for this game contradicts some of what you said
shame because your idea is kinda based
Anonymous No.713414230 [Report]
>leak is fake because it's actually good
Nintendont makes only shit now
Anonymous No.713414680 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>the original arcade isn't retconned
Are you >implying that Mario is the child of Jump Man, DK the Child of Cranky, and Pauline the child of... Pauline?
Anonymous No.713414868 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>K. Rool
You dumbshits really don't know how to keep your shit believable.
Anonymous No.713414917 [Report] >>713415412
would they really put crockoids in the game if they werent teasing kremlins? why do they hate rare so much?
Anonymous No.713415010 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
The only thing more stupid than caring about current zelda lore is caring about this shit you just posted. Those japs don't give a shit and just make what they think is cool and then slap some half baked story reason for that barely makes sense
Anonymous No.713415095 [Report] >>713415250 >>713419406
>Hello random child I just met, coincidentally my dad kidnapped and raped your mom a few years ago.
Anonymous No.713415250 [Report]
>>713415095
brvtal trvke nvke
Anonymous No.713415412 [Report] >>713415857
>>713414917
(accidentally posted this in the wrong thread oops)
Because they never liked how a western outsider company came in and almost entirely reshaped the direction and perception of their foundational IP. This isn't even their first rodeo in retooling the IP; they first tried a similar soft-reboot with Jungle Beat way back in 2004 (while not as drastic of a stylistic departure as Bananza, it did eliminate far more traces of Rareware characters).
Anonymous No.713415695 [Report]
>>713413945
>see trix yogurt DK
>think of trannies
mentally ill anon, mentally ill.
Anonymous No.713415857 [Report] >>713416017 >>713416551
>>713415412
is that why retro studio was allowed to use the kremlings for dkcr or why k rool came back for ultimate
Anonymous No.713415909 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
Sounds wishful but bringing back DK jr as an adult would be kinda kino. And they did include his sprite pretty prominently in Mario Kart World.
Anonymous No.713416017 [Report]
>>713415857
>is that why retro studio was allowed to use the kremlings
They were explicitly told they couldn't, anon. They had to fight just to put DIDDY into Returns.
>or why k rool came back for ultimate
Literally would not have happened without the Ballot.
Anonymous No.713416359 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>mario, DK, and Pauline are all the children of the original mario DK and Pauline from the arcade game
Grandchildren, otherwise Pauline would be a Mario sister and we all know that's not true. Mario and Luigi come from Dr. Mario who is the son of Papa Mario, and Pauline actually comes from Papa Luigi from the original Mario Bros. Arcade. That makes Mario and Luigi second cousins to Pauline, and that means it isn't considered incest if Mario and Luigi wanna date. Thank you for your time.
Anonymous No.713416551 [Report]
>>713415857
Kremlings and any crocodile creature were banned from being in Donkey Kong games, which is why it's sus they are doing crocs in bananza
Anonymous No.713417343 [Report] >>713424990
>let's just not at all market the return of this supposedly beloved fan favorite character
>also we won't actually hint it or imply it in any showcase of this game
>the only evidence is actually pathetic schizophrenic reaching
So where's the ostrich and zebra in Journey to the West or Buddhism
Anonymous No.713417676 [Report] >>713418047
>>713411823 (OP)
Believable aside from the part where you imply anyone at Nintendo gives a fuck about game-to-game continuity.
Anonymous No.713418047 [Report]
>>713417676
Shit, they didn't even have much regard for game-to-game continuity going from BotW to TotK. one of the big reasons it was a huge mistake to reuse the same world and core characters from BotW. Direct Zelda sequels thrived by taking place in new areas, since they didn't fuck with the story of their direct predecessors even when they did have returning characters besides Link.
Anonymous No.713418520 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>King K Rool is the main villain behind Void Co
Wrong, the Crocs are sealed by Void Kong and after beating him he unleashes the Kremlings into the world
Anonymous No.713418561 [Report]
>>713413945
Just like the rainbow, fags claim colours as theirs
Anonymous No.713419406 [Report]
>>713415095
LMAO peak Nintendo writing. All that family drama gets handwaved with a power-up and a Mario “wahoo.” Next thing you know Bowser’s gonna be Luigi’s uncle from another timeline that got erased because Yoshi farted in the Time Temple.
Anonymous No.713421185 [Report]
>>713411962
fpbp, fake and bad
Anonymous No.713421369 [Report] >>713421473 >>713422631
>>713411823 (OP)
K Rool is deeply connected to the Rare games. K Rool has never ever been the villain of any DK game post Rare. And Nintendo seems to be on a strong drive to disconnect DK from the old Rare days as much as possible.
Anonymous No.713421468 [Report] >>713421749
>>713412953
>pauline trooned out and became mario
Imagine the seethe if nintendo announced mario was a transman all along
Anonymous No.713421473 [Report]
>>713421369
ehhh there's Cranky, Dixie, Diddy, Rambi, Kremling fossils
they're not trying hard to "disconnect"
Anonymous No.713421543 [Report]
>>713413945
>What are complementary colors
>What is one of the most popular color pairings besides orange and teal?
Damn I didn't know GTA Vice City was a tranny game and that based Florida is a tranny state!
Anonymous No.713421749 [Report]
>>713421468
No, I am saying she is Mario's daughter.
Anonymous No.713421753 [Report]
>>713412079
Wouldn't be too far fetched. I still member when everyone thought that Zanto was the big bad in TP and Ganondorf was finally given some rest only to reveal close to the end that he was still the big bad pulling the strings in the back.
Anonymous No.713421935 [Report] >>713422009
They didn't even made an effort to make ToTK in continuity with BoTW without a dozen questions appearing, why would they care this much about a monkee game.
Anonymous No.713422009 [Report] >>713428343
>>713421935
>They didn't even made an effort to make ToTK in continuity with BoTW without a dozen questions appearing
like what
Anonymous No.713422631 [Report]
>>713421369
>K Rool has never ever been the villain of any DK game post Rare
Fucking retard
Anonymous No.713422776 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
cool fanfic unironically
Anonymous No.713423152 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
I can get behind K.Rool being the real CEO of Void Co, so he can be called Korporate K.Rool
Anonymous No.713423373 [Report]
Seems so boring that its true
Anonymous No.713423748 [Report]
>Donkey Kong's brow moves? Abomination against the sanctity of Donkey Kong lore.
>I have solved the lore. Void Kong is K. Rool in a tiny ape costume. Pauline is time traveling from the future to become the past. And Donkey Kong is 38 Marios stacked horizontally.
Anonymous No.713424103 [Report] >>713424839 >>713427852
>>713412953
As fun as this all is, I just don't see Nintendo canonically making Mario a father and abruptly ending the Mario & Peach "will they won't they" romance like that.
Anonymous No.713424750 [Report]
>>713413836
>Does he?
nigga, he can jump like 50 feet into the sky
Anonymous No.713424839 [Report]
>>713424103
>Mario & Peach "will they won't they" romance
is that just in the rpg games? (i havent played them). i've never gotten that impression from the games
Anonymous No.713424990 [Report]
>>713417343
>nintendo knows how much fans have been begging for K Rool for years
>put bipedal crocodile skeletons as enemies in the game just to fuck with them
is it shizo to think Nintendo wouldn't be that cruel, or should I say krool?
Anonymous No.713427581 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
this whole post is fake and gay of course but
>>They have a Godzilla VS Kong fight in the planet core which leads to DK punching K Rool all the way to the crust of the planet.
fuck I want this to be real
Anonymous No.713427685 [Report]
Anonymous No.713427724 [Report]
>>713413945
I like cotton candy Kong
Anonymous No.713427852 [Report] >>713431012
>>713424103
Anonymous No.713428343 [Report] >>713428814 >>713429991 >>713430534
>>713422009
where’d all of the fucking guardians go despite the game taking place like 3 weeks after BoTW
Anonymous No.713428814 [Report] >>713429991
>>713428343
or the towers that littered the world
Anonymous No.713429991 [Report]
>>713428343
Their parts are in the new towers
>>713428814
They were demolished because Sheikahs bad
Anonymous No.713430534 [Report]
>>713428343
Pretty sure it's at least a couple years after given Hudson's daughter and Koko being taller.
Anonymous No.713430795 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
>mario, DK, and Pauline are all the children of the original mario DK and Pauline from the arcade game

going to be honest while i think this whole leak is bullshit i can definitely see this being real
we already know that's the deal with cranky and donkey, and while pauline mentions being captured by an ape and being saved by mario in odyssey she could just be referring to mario vs donkey kong or donkey kong gameboy
Anonymous No.713430878 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
Wouldn't that retcon rare dk?
Anonymous No.713431003 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
Rarefags, this is getting beyond pathetic...
Anonymous No.713431012 [Report]
>>713427852
Miyamoto's answer reads like he's making that shit up on the spot
Anonymous No.713431087 [Report]
>No mini-golf section
Trash game
Anonymous No.713431206 [Report]
>>713412423
do you think nintendo wants people to think about king kong in the middle of a dk game?
Anonymous No.713431236 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
Way too much thought put into the story and lore, so its fake. They only made Pauline a 13 year old girl to give Japanese otaku some erections, otherwise no one would buy this monkey game. Don't think too hard about it
Anonymous No.713431271 [Report]
>>713412649
we wuz kongs
Anonymous No.713431281 [Report]
Bonanzabros....we won!
Anonymous No.713431508 [Report]
>>713412649
from vietkong raping american in the vietnam war
Anonymous No.713431896 [Report]
>>713411823 (OP)
I don't care