Thread 713418324

Why does he dicksuck Nintendo so hard? His newest video about MKW is embarassing.

KEEP

SAYIN'

IT

HE

FUCKS

>fat autistic neckbeard likes bing bing wahoo
Tale as old as time

>>713418324 (OP)
You actually watch him any more? Are you underage?

he's a retarded manbaby what did you expect

>>713418324 (OP)
KEEP KEEP KEEP KEEP

>product of generational coal burning loves nintendo
surprising to no one really

>>713418324 (OP)
He stopped having opinions and just saying whatever he thinks his fanbase wants him to say since octopath traveler
He turned into a "you really feel like batman" reviewer, can't blame him I'd do the same if I could be rich by simply shitting out monthly 5-15 minute videos

I don't understand why people have such an issue with him having his wife fuck other man. If you are not able to please her then you find someone to help you with it.
It is like using a summon in dark souls or elden ring, you just get someone to help you with what you can't do by yourself.

>>713418568
You have achieved funny

say what you want about videogamecucky but his league of losers videos are the funniest shit ever. imagine if he never got money stolen'd and stayed on lol

Ecelebs aren't video games, faggot.

>>713418324 (OP)
i mean from the streams he genuinely likes the game, obviously both streams and the video are made to cash in money. guy is clearly traumatized by the way so it's only natural he acts strange

>>713418725
What kind of trauma

>>713418648
Man it's time to grow up and quit lol yourself

>>713418779
he went through some rough shit in his early adulthood i think, probably bullying but i'm not sure. i know that his early 2010 streams are pretty depressing

>>713418324 (OP)
>Tendies are cucks
Checks out

>>713418862
>bullying
bro everyone here got bullied fuck off

Fleekazoid has completely destroyed him, it's not even close. You watch a Fleek video and then going back to "REGGIE LOVES SPAGHETTI HEHE" just isn't gonna do it

>People who don't agree with my specific opinion are shills.
Why are you people like this? You know people can have different opinions than you and you don't have to agree on everything they say. You're pathetic if you are one of those people who watch youtubers to confirm their own biases.

>>713418523
No way this is real... Right???

>ecelebs shitting on nintendo
based
>ecelebs loving nintendo
embarrassing
it’s that simple

>>713419854
Yeah but his opinions are stupid.

He hasn't been funny since he stopped making league of legends videos

He likes nintendo games, it's not that deep.

I’ve said this many times here, but no one has listened to me, so please pay attention this time, because there is an answer.

Dunkey’s obsession with and blind pedestal-placing of Mario is the other face of the same phenomenon that /v/ is familiar with where normalfags and some post-Newgrounds types on Youtube tried to tear down the Sonic Adventure era, the more serious tone, Shadow, and the rest of the wider cast. He is “our favorite red plumber” incarnate. People like him, Jon, etc., see anything weird or sexy as a sign of sexual deviancy that needs to be destroyed via social ostracizing and bullying. That’s why he whined about anime, that’s why he sics his fans on people and ruins their internet lives forever, that’s why he viciously attacked Kojima in his Death Stranding video. He’s a fat, sadistic, rat-faced conformist bully who makes video game videos not because he likes video games (as with most others like him, see Haedox and Digicades), but because he sees it as a way to get back at nerds. His entire relationship with Mario is defined by this. Recently, he’s started extending olive branches (Revisiting Death Stranding, Guilty Gear Strive review, Sonic Adventure video, etc) because he’s starting to feel the wind shift.

I would really prefer if you said it again.

say what exactly?

You fucking losers actually find his woman attractive, LMFAO. They may as well be brother and sister they look so alike.

keep... saying IT!

>>713418650
Neither is undertale.

>>713418324 (OP)
Honestly at this point I have no idea, yeah Nintendo knows how to make games and keep their file sizes at an actual fucking reasonable size, but they’re doing a lot of indefensible shit

>>713420449
That’s just how it is in Wisconsin

>>713418324 (OP)
This is also the faggot that defended the fuck out of Last of Us 2 and made a pathetic video cherry picking the biggest retards on his comment section to "own" them. Now even normalfags hate Last of Us 2 thanks to the show but nooo you're right fat fuck Dunkey, Last of Us 2 is a mastahpiece!!!

seep kaying it

>>713418324 (OP)
I stopped watching dunkey a looooooong fucking time ago. I think he still had Petters on the Low (the RDR1 vid) up by then

Keep in mind that bullied people love Nintendo
Saying that, they desperately want the escapism
It is only natural, for grown manchildren

redeem the keep

>>713418324 (OP)
it wasn't funny at all. I had to turn it off after a couple of minutes. It felt like an ad.

>>713420769
>You can't change John!
https://youtu.be/2Uy34s1FJUI

>>713418650
Yeah, a DALL-E thread died for this. Are you fucking happy?

Watching the Dunkey video made me realize Mario Kart looks really fun and would be the perfect game for me, if I still bought nintendo consoles after the Wii

>>713421101
She looks like that one bald gay actor from the disney channel

>>713420367
a daring synthesis

>>713418324 (OP)
Right, the game can't possibly be good, must be ulterior motives
god /v/ sucks these days

>>713418523
>>713421101
At least she's thin

>>713421101
Why does her head go inwards?

>>713421174
lol same, i feel like that's probably what a good bunch of people here from the EU feels right now

>>713421241
Low bar, holy fucking shit.

>>713421258
Anon... that's due to the magnification of the prescription glasses...

>>713421174
>>713421263
haha yeah man im totally gaslit and now share this exact opinion bro

>>713421351
Or maybe seeing real gameplay instead of "OH NONONONO" threads spamming the same image gave me a better idea of what the game is, and made me reflect on the lack of fun I had playing Mario Kart Wii 16 years ago

>>713421221
This.
Honestly I don't care about vgd because his style got old to me.
But if you think about it, if you got a game like Mario Kart World as a kid, you would've spent all your time on it. The fact is that most anons are too jaded and "grown up" to enjoy vidya properly. Sex and sexuality on top of idpol stuff has replaced their awe for wonder and fun.

Hell, this board laughs and makes fun of kids having fun in vidya. And the whole "fun is a buzzword" attitude. It's cringe and soi to have fun and play with friends.
Meanwhile same people waste their time with live service slop or old multiplayer games they barely even play. Maybe boots up emulator for 15 minutes before they die or get bored before closing it. Then back to here, or more likely Reddit/Twitter/TikTok

>>713418568
Kek

>>713419929
No, he has talked about his mom's boyfriend multiple times from very early on when he was still growing his channel.

>>713418324 (OP)
>reddit nintendo basedboy who is rich from youtube bucks and his scumbag publishing studio enjoys nintendo products
big surprise!

>>713421432
still not buying cucksoles, sorry

>>713418324 (OP)
Because that's how manchildren nintenbabbies are, they love to keep saying it.

>>713418324 (OP)
>furfag Jewtuber who lies for money
it's obvious he loves the company that gives him pedophilia and furry games

>>713421258
Anon discovers refraction for the first time
>>713421270
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>713421258
You're really trying way too hard to "GET" these idiots.

>>713421967
I already got these two though >>713421313
>>713421882

>>713421101
why do white people think they are the only beautiful people when they are 95% of the time are just goblins?

>>713418478
>still managed to get laid and became rich enough to have his own indieshit publishing company
Why does he sound like a nigger when he's so pale like an Irishman with sun allergy?

>>713422023
>white

>>713418324 (OP)
hes a nintendo adult

Why does /v/ dicksuck e-celebs so hard?

>>713419854
Nah he pulls out the same
>"this game is just a JOY and celebration of FUN" while triumphant music plays over a montage of the gameplay
schtick for every single Nintendo game no matter how mediocre, he doesn't do that for any other game no matter how much he claims to like them, it's clear he has a militant allegiance to Nintendo and feels like he owes them to advertise their games for free

It's not a surprise really since that whole generation of Nintendo fans got traumatized by PlayStation blowing Nintendo 64 the fuck out so hard the effects are still being felt, you can see it in all the SM64 and OoT millennial discourse that pretends those games are so good they could somehow undivorce their parents if only they played them just a little bit better

>>713418324 (OP)
I never understood why people give a fuck about reviewers this much. They're naturally not going to understand things the same way you do. His death stranding review pissed me off because it genuinely seemed like a toddler completely missing the point of something and getting mad about it.

>>713418324 (OP)
just like the average tendie
he's spineless fanboy who will defend them to death

I stopped watching him right around the time he got a baby. All his videos were very low-effort just repeating "wow this is slick" 30 times over

>>713422330
Did you even watch the video you're complaining about or are you just unable to detect sarcasm?

>>713418324 (OP)
Because Nintendo really *gets* what video games™ are supposed to be

>>713422330
i love snoy cope and seethe

you're a casual who likes the popular slop, it's okay.

>>713418568
Comedy gold

>>713418324 (OP)
KEEP
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>>713418324 (OP)
>plays game
>judges it based on how fun it is
>no seething about the price
>no seething about some unrelated ROM site being shut down
>no seething about not being able to pirate
You people are so brain damaged by console wars and Twitter drama that you can't even see a good game for what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ftAzBcX5Y

>>713418324 (OP)
>IMAGINE LIKING VIDEOGAMES!

>>713422469
>says the Nintendo fan
Lmao your parents still aren't getting back together no matter how much you speedrun SM64

>>713422372
>His death stranding review
That was probably his worst video

>>713421472
>Then back to here, or more likely Reddit/Twitter/TikTok
I would kill myself if that were my routine holy shit. Get off these shitty sites and play some vidya. Do some stretches every now and then, maybe some pushups you lazy fucks

>>713422486
see >>713422330
It's tiring because he's extra critical to every other game so he could extract some humor out of them, but then every single Nintendo game gets a bootlicker review

>>713422486
>>judges it based on how fun it is
Incorrect. He judges it based on shit like OMG THERE IS A COW HAHA SO RANDOM ROFL NINTENDO PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK SOME MORE

>>713422636
Imagine seething this hard over console wars in 2025

>>713422675
You're the one desperately defending another tendie

>>713422023
Because for other races its 99,9%

>>713422615
I think the most annoying part about that video is that the comments are riding his dick so hard and anyone disagreeing with him gets outright bullied with nonsense replies.

>>713422693
Read the thread. The only desperate one is you