bro death stranding 2 is gonna be so ass but i still wanna play it

It's gonna be great, right now everyone is jealous of the sony master race

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

It's gonna be kino

Rebirth 2.0 is coming.

>>713424783 (OP)
I'm going to play it because I'm done with Expedition so I need something else to play. He really shouldn't have made a sequel, it didn't need it and a new IP would be better. Just a waste of 5 years dev time for a similar game.

>>713424783 (OP)
>Play it

More like watch it

I'm gonna watch all the cutscenes on youtube and laugh at his retarded preachy story about nothing. Kojima is like Neil Breen movies to me, it's just comedy and stuff to laugh at. He takes himself so seriously that it just loops back to being extremely funny.

>>713428862
>He takes himself so seriously that it just loops back to being extremely funny
not really

>>713428718
what did kojima mean by this?

is kojima the peak of the asskino genre? games that are ass but still kino somehow?

>>713429142
well it's just cringe but some people find cringe stuff funny

>>713429825
i think you're fucking autistic the cringe moments were funny to everyone

>>713424783 (OP)
why do zoomers start or end most of their sentences with bro?

Normal or Brutal Kojiggers? If Brutal makes your shit break too fast I'm doing Normal.

>>713430012
they worship niggers on a cult like level and want to talk like them

>>713429978
nah cringe is just cringe. you'll need a good punchline for comedy

>>713429792
>is kojima the peak of the asskino genre? games that are ass but still kino somehow?
are 4chan poster more dumb?

>>713430504
ESL

FACT: Kojimbles is furiously jerking off to the disagreement about the game in this thread RIGHT now. Happy fappy, Hideo!

>>713430539
Indian detected. I'm sure your english is being very good thoughbeit

>>713430539
kojima is enl you fucking idiot