>mfw 1 HP

brutal norwood/thinning

>>713425552
gayboy

>>713425483 (OP)
why was he bleeding so much? did he cut an artery?

>>713425704
Bleeding a lot from non-serious cuts is just a skill that only the best wrestlers perfected.

>>713425483 (OP)
>me checking for fall damage

>>713425704
face wounds bleed a lot

>>713425704
head bleeds a lot since its a higher pressure area of the circulatory system due to bipedalism. He cut too deep, turned that match into one of the most memorable. Shame Eddie was a druggy, man was a legend in the ring.

>Party member betrays you
>Defeat them with only 1HP remaining

>>713426021
>bipedalism
Is this really an evolutionary advantage

>>713425704
foreheads bleed a lot

>>713425483 (OP)
>mfw an enemy gets a critical hit

>>713426282
You wouldn't be able to fap if you were quadrupedal

Stages of seeing Professional Wrestling:
>Kid: I can't believe this is real wtf
>Teen: This shit is fake and gay
>Adult: Holy shit these dudes are dedicated to their craft
>Old Person: Holy shit why are they doing that to their bodies

>>713426282
Yes.
>you go slower but
>better field of vision
>hands free for tools and grabbing things
>less surface area for the sun
>you can do cartwheels

>>713426021
>Shame Eddie was a druggy, man was a legend in the ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXjjcrfOYSg&ab_channel=HaringSolomon
Kino promo.

>>713425483 (OP)
Eddie was one of the best

>mfw 100 to 0 HP in one sec

>>713425948
>Co-op partner betrays you

>>713426943
Goddamit dude

>>713426282
It's why you can throw.

>>713426752
>that title is my way of apologizing to my family
Amazing line

>>713426943
I don't see it

Fake blood
Fake sport

>>713426943
i thought i was about to watch someone die

>>713426514
>killed by a bear which can do both

>>713425483 (OP)
AY CHAVITO! FLUSH THE PILLS HOLMES

>>713427112
Weak bait

>>713427153
A bear is like a tank. Infantry can be far more versatile, but the tank/bear just destroys you with raw stats

>>713426282
It's part of how we transcended the food chain so I would say yes.

>>713427210
>Weak bait

>>713426943
Why would anyone agree to do this, I doubt whatever you can gain from this is worth what you could lose.

>>713427112
TRVTH
NVKE

>>713426282
ask all the things we killed

>>713426514
>>713427291
>>713427020
>Dominate Earth for over a hundred million years
>Humans declare themselves the winner after a couple thousand

Hexapedal locomotion is superior and ants will be here long after the Bipeds are extinct.

>>713427398
The blood is not fake retard. They used to hide small razors and cut themselves, but it's been banned in the 4kids era of wrestling.

>>713425483 (OP)
Man I miss the attitude era. Why can't we have something raw like this again instead of sissy shit today?

>>713427681
That was in the Ruthless Aggression era though.

>>713427464
I've seen to many of these that end badly to even think about trying it. Like that one guy that lands face first on the edge of the pool and ends up shearing his own jaw off

>>713426943
Why not do this while having sex? It's already 50% positionally.

>>713427506
Ants will never go to the moon.

>>713427639
They still do it occasionally these days

>>713428282
I heard that Trump did it at Butler County.

>>713427810
>We're the best.
>Which is why we're running away.
Go ahead.

>Co-op partner squats you

>>713427639
>>713427398
WWE is gay af.

>>713426476
I once saw a vid of a walrus fapping on a port or some sea side building

>>713428978
squatting 50 kg is not a lot

>>713425704
Face had lots of blood vessels, also usually for that they consume aspirin before match to make it more profuse if necessary

>>713429247
it is if she's 60kg. Bigger issue is that you needed to flex on that webm...

>>713427639
They're becoming a bit lax today and >>713426046 iirc is from current day program

>>713426483
While any kind of wrestling is mostly for show, the traditional mexican luchas is painful to watch sometimes and they do they absolutely fucked most of the time despite the match being preplanned for the show
The burger wresting is even more fake but they do get absolutely fucked from time to time and their bodies do show how much they put themselves through.
Japanese wresting is the funniest and probably one of the most theme oriented but not safe either.
Shit's fucked and i still don't get it why people would risk their bodies to entertain others, still they do and do so until they can't anymore.

>>713429390
even for a woman, 50kg is less than most people max with no prior experience.

How do """"professional""" wrestlers bleed so much and never get scars?

>>713429485
The most fucked wrestling always happens in American redneck backyard/bingo hall mudshow hardcore deathmatch indie shows.

>>713427112
>>713427465
Real blood.
Real theatre.
Fake drama.

Dumb zoomer vermin.

CHRIS BENOIT

>>713429390
Squatting that much is really nothing unless you are some Auschwitz tier malnutritioned faggot. Anyone who does any sort of physical activity will be able to do it. It sounds like a lot but it's really much easier than you'd think.

>>713429545
>>713429778
ok big boy...you are stronger than women, we get your point..

>>713429485
didn't Rey Mysterio kill a guy in the ring?
he kicked him into the ropes but because the guy was sideways he broke his neck

Me begging my healers at 1hp for a hot.

>>713427153
Have you tried shooting the bear?

>>713425483 (OP)
The attitued era and early 2000's were the best time for wrestling. Fuck this faggy shit they got going now.

>>713429828
It's not even much for a woman. Your leg muscles are some of the strongest and biggest ones in your entire body. Shit's easy.
Now if she'd overhead press that cunt, that would be impressive, that shit is a bitch no matter what

>>713429828
she has a big mouth, I'd love to throatfuck her

>>713429485
I actually had my eyes opened to the world of wrestling after watching "The Wrestler". A lot of these dudes do it when they're younger thinking it's cool. Realize about a decade in that they've developed no actual skills feel trapped, need to keep wrestling and destroying their bodies in the process, some become addicted to the glory or feel like it's all they really have left in life, etc. Really good movie.

>>713429485
i remember seeing one webm of two women wraslin (one woman and the other more of a sentient walrus) where said hippo rubs fiberglass on the woman rather vigorously
All for the grand audience of three people

>>713429828
>using a gif of this creature
YWNBAW

>>713429990
better?

>>713429946
Watch The Iron Claw about the Von Erichs, also some good wrestlekino

>>713429828
brother if you cant even lift your own weight with your legs then how do you even live your day to day life?

>>713427153
and where is his empire? yeah thats what i thought anifag

>>713430087
Kinda crazy how that simple webm made you go into a shitposting rampage. Something is definitely not right with you.

>>713430158
>shitposting rampage
you are literally one post ahead of me every time you reply, who is the one on a rampage?

>>713430064
Oh shit, I've been meaning to watch this one, I'll have to give it a watch

>>713428978
>0/10 no hip draaahhhhhvvee

>>713425704
Eddie just cut way too deep while blading, it's not meant to drip down that fast even when mixing with your sweat

>>713429863
Qrd?

LATINO HEAT

>>713429485
>Shit's fucked and i still don't get it why people would risk their bodies to entertain others
honestly as risky and unsafe as it is it also looks fun as fuck to do

>>713429623
Google was invented in 1998, Tard-Kun

>>713426021
He was mostly clean by the time he died allegedly, unless you count steroids. But agreed. I still remember as a kid hearing about his death. Really fucking hit me. Especially since I was still getting WWE a month delayed in my country so it was basically just dumped on me at school.

>>713427158
Kek afaik I was the first person to use this phrase on /pw/.

>>713430032
>tons of concealers
>"better?"

>>713426895
This "sport" is on the chopping block of getting banned, isn't it? There's no actual sport. It's just people giving each other brain damage.

There will never be another GOAT like perc angle.

>>713427153
bear can't beat humans' walking efficiency because its stride is too short when bipedal. efficiency is a very overlooked evolutionary boon that lead to humans taking over the earth.
there are very few things in general that can match humans' movement efficiency actually, not just in the animal kingdom. only large gliding birds, trains and bicycles can transport a kilo of meat while using less energy than a human walking.

>>713430460
Jews being jews

>>713426282
Evolution is a lie

>>713430460
Pajeet pulling a "iszrael yuo are greatest ally saar please do the needful against muslim" and the jews getting sick of having anything to do with them (because who wants to lol)

it's Sabu

Where do you find backyard wrestling anyway? There used to be a channel on twitch that would play 24/7, I need my redneck abuse fix

>>713431309
Anyone would get annoyed at some dingus interrupting a ceremony

>>713425483 (OP)
>>713430391
Reminder that Eddie became this washed up quickly due to the bad habits he got from the WCW locker room, even chavo himself said that all of that came from WCW where drugs were a thing there thanks to turner executives and steve williams/dr. death acting as drug dealer at both WWF and WCW, he died quickly after benoit died.

Chris was going to blow a whistle on the entire locker room drugs scandal

>>713431398
Evolution is a Mystery actually

>mfw i get jumped by a gang of enemies

>>713428978
>>713430294
LOWER FAGGOT!

>>713426943
I don't get it. Did she hit her face on the surface?

>>713430774
I wouldn't doubt it. If the usual reactslop youtubers didn't give it publicity, it might have died on its own

>>713429830
It was Perro Aguayo Jr a decade ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV9xiwROkao

Rhea is perfection and a honorary weeb

>>713434414
That's a man

>>713434414
>>713434630
Would

>>713425483 (OP)
>Quina Quen at 1hp

>>713425552
You should see him now.

>>713426397
Is this why he started peeing on women? A head injury?

>>713434630
that is raquel the carpet muncher

>>713427398
Wtf Peacemaker missed?

Eddie and Rey were great, but their legacy has pigeon holed all Mexican and Central American wrestlers to be cheap imitations of them in WWE who constantly have to do cheap callbacks. Alberto Del Rio might be the only Mexican wrestler since then who could be his own original character, too bad that he fucking sucked.

>>713434414
I'm ashamed to admit that for some reason I find this goblina attractive, specially without makeup.