>lets put a girl boss in front of our manly space shooting franchise. This will help selling games.
>uhhh, games?
The state of Halo in 2025. lmao

>>713429382 (OP)
>GAYlo ReneGAYdes by GAYly GAY

If you read books of vidya series you should be thrown off a building, or perhaps a large tree

>

>>713429382 (OP)
>>713429537
Oh nonononono GAYlo bros

>Kelly GAY
Imagine naming your kid that.

How many times do you need to make this stupid thread, bitch?

>>713429537
>spaceship has a random card sticking out of it

>>713429382 (OP)

>>713429382 (OP)
Here. Stop making this thread now.

>>713430815
/qa/ lost

>>713429382 (OP)
That cover is horrendous in many ways, but the chick is far from the actual iceberg of what 343 has done

Kelly Gay is cute. Just check her on Twitter, she's white and cute.

they should put girl balls instead of girl boss

What's with all these girl bosses in so many of their covers anyway?

>>713431374
>that entire part where they're exiting slipspace from a plasma explosion
Probably the most exhausting intro to any book I've ever read.

>>713429382 (OP)
This shit looks like any number of pointless, vapid, sex-obsessed femoid "romance" fiction books. I guarantee she fucks the robot.

>>713429382 (OP)
Wait until you learn who the robot is.

>>713431748
The human known as Chakas?

You're not even complaining about the right character lol
Love Veta and the Ferrets. Shame we'll never get Halo Wars 3 and see them in a game. We can't even get a whole game with Blue Team...

>>713431990
And do you know who that is?

>>713432441
Why can't they make a game about this shit? Is Microsoft just fucking retarded? All these characters sitting there, just existing in books and we can't have a game made about them?

>>713432517
I cried on multiple occasions reading these books.

Yes I know who Spark is.

yea I cried. Due to how bad these books are.

>>713432629
Amd you don't think that's dumb? Chakas becoming Spark makes some sense considering that's kinda what Halo AIs are (he just had a much larger rampancy limit than modern human AIs). But reviving him after Halo 3 only to continue his story in secondary media is stupid and offensive.

>>713432441
Is Blue Team even together anymore? I remember reading about one of the team members going solo. There aren't many Spartan 2 alive anymore.

>>713429826
Gay is a pretty common last name. So is Gaylord.

>>713432997
I thought that was a bit forced yes. But then I read Primordium and his entire plotline started making more sense and I embraced it.

I think the guy was in love with the Librarian even. His feelings for her weren't just ones of a pet in relation to their owner. But that's just my headcanon.

>>713433009
Blue Team were sent on a mission somewhere right before Infinite started. They could be on Zeta Halo or maybe they got sent to the Ark to be with all the other book limbo characters. Who the fuck knows.

The Librarian was a hot alien milf. The Didact was drove mad with thoughts of being cucked and losing her. This happened btw, I'm not shitting you.

>>713433243
The Didact was done so dirty in universe and out

>>713433243
Yeah but he got cucked by a clone of himself which he created by his own will.

>>713433421
that will never not make me laugh.

>>713429382 (OP)
>2025
that book released in 2019, retard
you already made a thread seething about this random book before as well

>>713433362
he ended up reuniting with his wife. I thought that plot line was at very least well executed.

>>713429382 (OP)
im reading the fall of reach these days the child master chief stuff is boring but the young keyes stuff was kino

How mind fucked will the game only fanbase be when they introduce the son of Tartarus as the leader of the Banished? Atriox and Escharum are gone.

>>713434662
Does it even matter? There's no way anyone gives a fuck about infinite's story. 343 has raped the games story and lore so hard that even retarded shills never mention it when talking about how good infinite's campaign was.

>>713429382 (OP)
They're still writing Halo novels? Who reads these?

>kill off Rookie in a book
>same book where Buck becomes a Spartan to explain his Halo 5 appearance
It's like they actively hate their audience.

>>713433185
They're probably still alive and we'll hear about them in the next book. We got an ex member dying in Empty Throne, James-005. Kinda of a shame, he had such a nice solo life with his not-so-Cortana AI waifu.

>>713431374
>divine wind

BRAAAAP

>>713435056
Ever since I started sleeping to Halo lore videos I started taking an interest in these books. This shit is so complex and full of characters it became a second world to me.

>>713435056
>They're still writing Sonic comics? Who reads these?

>>713429382 (OP)
>this will help selling games.

>>713429382 (OP)
You have like 30 manly space shooting books already.

>>713429382 (OP)
>random BBC ship
What the FUCK did Kelly Gay mean by that?

>>713435772
>halo lore
lol
lmao

>>713435829
And Sonic had an actual reboot uppon changing hands, unlike Halo. It still seems to me that people like IDW way more.

>>713435974
How the FUCK would I know about the predatory behavior of Ungoyy on the nests of the Kig-Yar species within the Covenant? The games don't tell you about that shit.

>>713435901
Women can't help themselves.

>>713435975
>Praising IDW
they're dogshit in its own way tho (lesbian everywhere and boring plot) and the recent manga blew it out of the water

>>713432441
that gay sidecut again lmao

>>713436459
Yes but then I check the threads and everyone secretly loves IDW and their characters. I know how this shit goes, I'm not new to the scene.

>>713429382 (OP)
Hasn’t gaylo been completely conquered by lgbt community managers?

There's a female Jiralhanae in the story already. Even the Brutes are getting feminized.

>>713432441
Yeah just don’t read this guys work, rest of them are reasonable solid. I did like the kilo 5 trilogy by the lady that did the republic commando books.

>>713437170
I never read that trilogy. I might get on it now that I'm done with Empty Throne.

>>713437606
It’s kind of fun with a failed spartan, spartan 2, 3 odsts, civilian professor, and an ai doing ONI shit after the ceasefire with the insurrection and covenant remnants.

>>713437793
Ah, I bet I will read about a bunch of characters that are now dead. Also the Covenant is back up again thanks to those remnants.

>>713429459
you read 4chan

Reading these books makes me get over the scare of dying in a war and face my own mortality. It is what it has to be.

>>713433243
Wrong, Forerunners are Humans, everything else is 343 fag shit

>>713440517
Forerunners and humans seem to share a common ancestor.

Sangheili's names are so difficult to memorize. Jesus christ.

>>713440734
That being humans, Guilty Spark literally says to Master Chief "You ARE Forerunner", how anybody could think anything else is beyond me

>>713441392
He didn't say any lie. All life on the galaxy was seeded by Forerunner after the ring array activation.

>>713441593
That means the Grunts and Elites are forerunners too then

Humans are forerunners.
Chief is still floating in space.
All halo canon made under 343 is commissioned anti-fanfiction written by fags more interested in pushing Saturday morning cartoon stories and capeshit heroes.

>>713442070
You left out the part where he says "You are the child of my makers"?
Something 343 NEVER retcon out of the story?

>>713442884
What do you think child means? He literally calls you their descendent

>>713443254
If the Librarian seeded all life back in the galaxy that still counts.

Why do retards make such a big fuss over something that was never officially confirmed? Just move on, buy a playstation and a dildo and fuck yourself in the ass. You're probably happied with Cuck of War. That shit sure as fuck doesn't have any retcons.