Thread 713430385

What do you you think about young Pauline?

>>713430385 (OP)
Her wide jeans are really nostalgic.
Has fashion really looped right back to my childhood, or are they deliberately trying to appeal to mid-30s nostalgia?

>>713430385 (OP)
Uoooh ToT and the rest.

>>713430385 (OP)
she needs to wear something beach-ready

>>713430385 (OP)
Cute and funny

Why did they decide to make her 13 and not a toddler?

>>713431220
so that porn artists are more inclined to draw her.

>>713430385 (OP)
I'd give her the banana slamma if you catch my drift

>>713430385 (OP)
I think she is Mario's daughter.

>>713431328
Toddlerchads will still draw her anyway.

>>713431220
I'm not into toddlers

>>713431435
shit post

>>713431435
Eh, I don't think Nintendo will ever give him a kid

>jeans and a shirt underneath a dress
On a scale of 1-10 how scared were they?

>>713430385 (OP)
Another step in the long process of pedophilia acceptance

>>713431482
Have you tried them?

>>713431557
He's an uncle.

>>713431620
They wouldn't have made her barefoot if that was really the case, there are waaaay too many footfags in this world for people to not know that you're always giving them an inch by doing this.

>>713431557
not a recognized daughter at least.

>>713430385 (OP)
>Is supposed to be 13
>Looks like she's 8
>Has freckles
>Doesn't have freckles as an adult
Not a bad design, but it's inconsistent

>>713431821
Mario pulled off her shoes trying to pull her away from the Void kongs.

>>713431435
>tfw Pauline is actually Mario and Peach's daughter from a different timeline and DK Bonanza take place after she winds up in the core timeline

>>713431935
Don't worry, DK will be a good dad in his stead

>>713431915
she's just a little short for her age, like danny devito.

>>713430385 (OP)
I love her so much.

>>713433843
Same.

The real reason she is 13 and looks like a toddler is because it would have been more difficult to have the adult Pauline to cling on DK.
There is no other reason.

>>713430385 (OP)
>jeans clearly too big
>dress is ripped short.
>no shoes because her old shoes were too big.
She got de aged

>>713434507
Nintendo would have said that in the Direct.

>>713431915
She uses make up if that diva skins anything to go by

>>713431220
Probably just the artstyle
I mean, look at Mario and the citizens of new donk city

>>713434570
Why would they spoil the plot?

>>713434570
They also woulda said that this games story takes place when dk and Pauline first meet. And that this is there origin story.

>>713434507
If someone gets de-aged, why would they say "I dream of being a singer in the future".
She already was so it wouldn't make sense.

>>713434629
Could you imagine a fucking manlet running past you like that? What would even be going through that wagie’s mind?

>>713430385 (OP)
Her feet must be REALLY dirty

>>713434629
This is how tall Pauline Jr. might be.

>>713434629
>everyone in New donk wears a suit and tie.

>>713434790
Why can't a de age also only make you have the memories you only had at said age?

>>713434507
she took her mom's clothes and looks up to her.

>>713434817
>what would be going through that wagies mind
>"it's not Friday yet"

>>713430385 (OP)
overdone trope, wheres k rool and what happened to the kremlings?

>>713434790
Shes a mayor, not a singer

>>713434964
Doesn't explain the shoes
So nah

So is the terrain deformation stuff going to reset every time you enter or exit a level?

>>713430385 (OP)
Adorable and humorous.

>>713434841
Maybe it's still the pre-WW2 era there?

>>713435069
overdone villains, they have 4 games already where they're the main antagonists + some spinoffs.

>>713435075
Shoes are harder to trim down.

Can we talk about how much better void co looks in comparison to the brodals?

>>713435335
She didn't have a pair of young girl heels?
I doubt it.
So nah

>>713435370
We can't because they don't

>>713435370
The Brodals were always ugly and un memorable desu.
Worst part of mario oddessy.

>>713435398
Well no, the same way she didn't have child versions of the rest of her clothes.

>>713435229
not true at all, k rool is an interchangeable villain that can fit in any adventurous setting. bowser is just a one note blank slate.

>>713430385 (OP)
I love her and hope they put her in Mario Kart World as paid DLC.

>>713435069
They are on their way back.
ProsafiaGaming will upload the Donkey Kong Bananza cutscenes on July 16th.

>>713435492
>wanting it to be paid
Kys

>>713435072
Those are not mutually exclusive

>>713435370
They look like Skylanders characters. Nobody will remember them.

>>713435492
If she turns out to be Mario's daughter, I will main her and always drive the B Dasher.

>>713434964
She's 13.
Not 6 my guy.

>>713435574
I don’t want it to be paid but I expect it to be.

>>713435669
They look better. Than the brodals

>>713435730
And?

Remember nintendo stole the design, concept and the going down green pipes from a disney movie.

>>713435861
What does this have to do with this thread?

>>713435927
Nothing, just want people to know and open their eyes. One of the biggest icon in videogame history is a theft. Nintendo should stayed creating hinafuna cards.

>>713435794
13 year Olds don't do that shit unless they are severely stunted.

>>713434837
Never understood why the other characters are realistic.

>>713436078
Normal 13 year old girls don't walk barefeet and tag alongside gorillas either.

>>713436078
>they are severely stunted.
considering she looks half her age...

>>713436165
They do if they are de aged and kidnapped.

Is Nintendo intentionally marketing this game towards the “cute and funny” movement? The “cute and funny” community has exploded in popularity lately with Pragmata, Onirism, etc. as well as the anti-censorship movement so why didn’t Nintendo predict this?

>>713436314
It began with Splatoon.

>>713436314
everything with a child in it is pedo pandering by default at this point, intentional or not.

>>713430385 (OP)
I think her hair looks awful in kid form and the freckles are forced and kind of ugly. Her feet are incredible generically modeled and not worth getting excited over.

>>713436294
So you're saying a 13 year old is young enough to lose all her natural inhibitions towards lack of shoewear and lack of fear towards gorillas, but somehow "looking up to her mom" is too much, even though it's a sentiment you can have your whole life.

>>713431435
That would be the first time in a long time nintendo did something interesting with its mario characters. So it absolutely isn’t true.

>>713436494
biggest faggot in the thread

>>713434613
>thinking its makeup and not just inconsistent design

>>713435861
Literally mario except a mouse, and nintendo’s off suing others instead of getting sued themselves.

Donkey Kong GT

>>713435730
I hate this reddit as fuck “my guy” “my dude” shit. Go back.

>>713436614
Yeah she can look up to her mom without stealing her cloths like a 6 year old

>>713436646
You think her hair looks good? Her feet are totally generic assets, seethe and cope I guess

>>713437161
Thinking reddit invented those is pretty reddit of you, redditor.

>>713437161
Brother please take some meds

>>713436751
This might just be the dumbest and most inconsequential thing I've ever seen anyone go schizo over. Giving Kojimafags a run for their money.

Why did they make Mario and Donkey Kong's love interest into a kid?

>>713436751
Maybe. But have you noticed not a single person cries “shill!” in these nintendo threads? While cries of Shill! are constant in any new non nintendo game thread?

>>713436494
Hard disagree, everything about her is a huge step up from the generic forgettable bimbo that is Pauline.

>>713437259
I mean, like, that shit is all over reddit, i see it constantly when I go there to ask questions to game problems everyone here is too stupid and spastic to answer, My Dude.

"Bowser! I have kidnapped Peach, the girl you have been cheating on me with. I have also kidnapped the mayor of New Donk City!"

>>713437263
I mean, like, I’m not your brother, my guy.

>>713437568
It's also all over every english speaking community, including 4chan as per the archives, my guy.

>>713437647
I mean, its because too many people bring the reddit speak with them where ever they post, my dude.

>>713437418
lolwut.

>>713437745
It's present even in the oldest posts in the archives that date back to 2008 (and it would no doubt date further back if the archives were able to), my dude. Get a new conspiracy.

>>713437258
>Her feet are totally generic assets
You try and make feet look unique you fucking moron

>>713434507
This is one of the only good Switch 2 boxarts

>>713438921
The box arts are fine.
The cases are shit

>>713435134
HYES!

>>713435134
Pokémon Bananza

Does she have any big girl hair?

>>713435370
>>713435462
Only good looking one is Harriet

Probably helps that she’s female but even with a non-coomer perspective she still looks the best

>>713435492
>Paid DLC
>On top of $80 game

Think about that for a second anon

>>713430458
>are they deliberately trying to appeal to mid-30s nostalgia?
Baggy pants are back in style for zoomers. Skinny jeans are for fags.

>>713440984
Kids are wearing jenkos again?
Well. I guess it'd happen eventually.

>>713436098
Its just funny looking and kind of odd. White collar workers as npcs makes sense too.

>>713441220
>Kids are wearing jenkos again?
Yes.

>>713440668
Even then she still doesn't look very good