Is it finally over?

>>713430674 (OP)
What happened this time?

>>713431492
Competitive scene's beloved poster boy is a sex pest

>>713431492
Canceling mang0 for being an old drunk.

>>713431492
Mang0 sexually harassed some women on stream while drunk.
Dude needs to stop drinking and take a break. Year ban or smth at least would be good.

Game won't die tho. If it died because top player acts like an ass then it would've died already.

>>713430674 (OP)
What is it about fighting games that attracts so many sexual degenerates?

>>713430674 (OP)
Unironically yes. I used to love the competitive scene a lot. Then the wrong people kept winning and the final nail in the coffin for me was how they treated Hax. Fuck Leffen. Fuck the Jewish motherfucker IBDW. Melee peaked 2013-2016. 2017-2022 were acceptable and still entertaining enough but I just can't be bothered to give a shit anymore.

>>713431830
Who you mained?

>>713430674 (OP)
some_gay_nigger69 had a bad optics moment, 20-year old game is now dead. feelsman.

>>713431884
I only went to one tournament and rocked Puff. Went 0-2 but won some friendlies after. I just watched it.

>>713431721
Dude was a bloated drunk a decade ago he legit needs help all this shit was inevitable if you sit plastered flapping your gums for hours a day

>>713431492
>>528419054

It has been over for years. Melee had become infested with trannies, the level of play dropped off as people quit, and no one gives a shit. Frankly the same thing has happened to Ultimate too. Smash is in the worst state it has ever been in.

>>713432018
The difference is that he has been fucking confrontational when drunk recently. All the wrestling etc. is getting ridiculous. When he hopped on a bike and started exercising while limiting alcohol, he started playing better as well. So seeing him just get wasted and act like an ass is stupid.
You shouldn't drink if you can't control yourself when drunk.

>>713430674 (OP)
It had a good run. That Yoshi playing jap got his win so there's no more feel-good stories to be told. It's been 20 years, it's time to move on.

>>713432295
I think melee will be gone for good once the leffen arc ends and he gets his just desserts.

>>713431646
>smash player is a sex pest
woah thats crazy

>>713431721
>sexually harassed
he made a 3 second long gesture less than 1 meter away from a woman*

>>713433059
I agree its an overreaction but I just enjoy seeing smash trannies suffer so I hope the cancellations continue

>>713433059
Bro, these kids do not care. Let them run off mang0. Hes got a kid to raise anyway.

>>713430674 (OP)
Mango got canceled by a bunch of e-thots and his former friend turned eceleb so yeah it's pretty much over

feels like karmic justice that the hax thing barely dented them and then this happens right after

>tourneyfag thread

I can smell it from here.

>>713433209
>Mango gets canceled over being mango
>Scene dies because the only person worth watching is banned from events
God it would be so funny, please let it happen

>>713431830
Name your 5 greatest sets of all time.

Hungrybox vs Armada EVO 2016
PPMD vs Armada APEX 2015
Mew2king vs Leffen Pax 2015
Armada vs Mew2king Super Smash Con 2018
Mango vs Zain Smash Summit 11 2021

>>713433247
>>713434183
I wonder if leffen will try throw fuel on this fire.
>>713434956
nta but the match where Axe 4 stocked a Falco player in under a minute.

You fags actually follow this shit and know fagclebs by name? Lmfao

>>713434183
Based and rational take from June. This is exactly what should happen. Hold him accountable, but don't be virtue signaling leftist bitches.

Smash isn't a fighting game. Or a real competitive game at all, for that matter. You were all morons for thinking it was.

>>713435159
There is nothing to hold him accountable for though, he didn't hurt anyone he didn't do shit (making a woman uncomfortable for a few seconds isn't "hurting" someone). In a sane world this would have never been talked about at all.

Someone post the gif of mango

bump

>>713436715
MANGOOOOOOOOO

>>713436715
MY GOAT

People have been completely banned from the scene for doing infinitely less lol

>>713436878
yeah but they aren't the GOAT! If you are one of the top players, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

I can't tell if Mang0 is using the Mel Gibson defense or not

Nintendo and Sakurai were right about competitive smash autism

>>713435213
20+ years of competitive gaming and still going, even my small country has local tourneys.

>>713436878
People have been banned from twitch and smash for being raped by fags lol

>>713437445
Autism? This time it's just an alcoholic. That's normie shit.

>>713430674 (OP)

>>713436715
MANGO MANGO MANGO

>>713437369
he got raped by a pack of niggers?

>>713434183
Mang0 is not a child. He can do whatever he wants. But he has to live with the consequences of said action.

>>713437498
The opinions of the impoverished idiocy don't change the fact that Smash isn't a fighting game nor a competitive venture.

>>713437919
Mel Gibson blamed his alcoholism for that racist episode. Now any time someone blames their alcoholism for doing something wrong, it's known as the Mel Gibson defense.

>>713436715
At least he's not admitting to any "sexual harassment", good. I don't really care for him though, I hope this means retirement.

>>713435159
>hold him accountable
>don't be virtue signaling leftist bitches

You sound like one. It's between him and the people he made uncomfortable. It had nothing to do with the Smash scene and Ludwig has banned him from his events where this took place so it should end there.

>>713438220
No, all Mang0 has to do is go to rehab for a while and learn absolutely nothing from it while everyone rallies behind his futile effort.

>>713436715
goat REDEEMED

>>713431646
lol anyone that has been to a party in highschool has seen something similar. If thats sexual; harassment then 50% of men are rapists.

>>713439418
well yeah but hes like 30 this shit aint high school

>>713439619
People never mature past that. The same thing happens at drunken corporate events. People on twitter are extremely prudish aboput shit like this then they post a video of them getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

>>713439619
So? Is he a cringe manchild? Sure. But is he a sexual harrasser? Absolutely not.

Melee's dead, huh? I wonder how Ultimate, the game with the actual sex pests, is doing?
Oh...

>hax dies
>nothing

>mango does a funny
>trump bombs iran

lol?

>>713439906

>>713430674 (OP)
And Smashfags still wonder WHY Nintendo wants nothing to do with them...

>>713439906
>>713439987
catbox it you big fat retard, so sound allowed on this archaic jew website

>>713440656
>>>/wsg/5906740
Download the external sounds extension like any sane human being does

>>713439906
Ultimate is such an ass game. Pre Bayo Smash 4 was lightyears better.

>>713431830
True

>>713440818
I liked it at first, but when the novelty wore off I'd realized I'd been duped

>>713433059
It wasn't 3 seconds, he kept doing it. Granted I think if someone told him to go away he would've, but it was more than 3 seconds.

what did this nigga actually do?

>>713440980
humped some girls with his shirt off while shitfaced on a livestream

>no clip of what happened
>just random tweets
that being said, the hax shit, then cody being a virtue signaling tranny fucker trying to cancel anyone that gets on his way (must be a fox main thing) and now this
yep it's pretty much over, stick to playing with your friends and loved ones (they all prefer ultimate)

>dry humping some ethots whores on stream
>beating his gf and cheating
>saying that he's going to quit alcohol 6 times and never doing it
>"the worst thing about hax dying is how leffen is going to get treated"
>community still defends you
that's the mango! my FUCKIN goat!

>>713441294
https://arazu.io/t3_1lhiwgz/?timeframe=all&category=hot

>>713441294

>>713441234
if this was not caught on stream none of the people there would have brought it up again. dumfuck went on stream and now faces the reddit court of law

>>713441558
thats on him for being a dumbass with no self control

>>713441467
>>713441521
That's it?

>>713441467
>>713441521
>category=hot

>>713441521
>>713441467
what a fucking retard, he was the only reason to watch melee after 2020

>>713441294
>no clip
https://x.com/SICunchained/status/1936793274196410781

Few people on 4chan are more fun to bully than those who think Smash is a competitive game

>>713441675
There's a few more where he looks like a total creep. Just look around.

Every game/hobby/activity is like this now, in case you've been living under a rock. No, Trump winning again was not a "vibe shift." Turbolibs who are scared of everyone and everything still run all this stuff and will flip if you do anything like what mango did even if it seems innocuous by normie standards

>hax calls leffen a bully
>community kills him for it because he violated "code of conduct"
>mango sexually assaults women on live stream
>community defends him for it because he's a role model
o algo

>>713441998
Thrusting your dick around in women's faces while in your underwear is not a "libshits" problem.

>>713442037
>community kills him
I think jumping in front of a train like a retard did that

>>713441371
>>"the worst thing about hax dying is how leffen is going to get treated"
channeling norm macdonald, i see

>>713442248
>you were only wearing one layer of clothing you sick fuck!

>>713441521
>edit the part he does it without the hat off
tier 3 sub?

>>713442248
is this the fabled "rape" you folx keep talking about maybe?

mango raped an egirl in the sweltering hot norwalk summer of 2025

>>713430674 (OP)
No, but Melee is definitely gonna lose half its viewership.

>>713439418
This. All things considered, this is tame by Mango standards. The complains didn't come from the Smash community. It came outside of it.

>>713442037
Hax went full schizo and called Leffen a hitler satan-tier person which ended up making his fans threatening Leffen when a tourney was coming up, which he skipped because flying to the land with daily shootouts as a foreigner who has been threatened isn't the most fun. So a ban for that.
When the appeal window came up, Hax doubled down on Leffen being a satan.
Rest is history. He Hax neede professional help but he didn't get any proper help nor did the community handle the situation well. Didn't help either that some people started milking the situation for money and views.
Btw Leffen fucking sucks and moved to other games for money.

Mang0 at least apologized, and his fans aren't going threatening the women.

What have we learned, boys?
Avoid at all costs being in the same room with a woman who is not a family member or your girlfriend/wife.
NEVER do that.

>>713443540
we've all seen the technicals video you're not fooling anyone leffen you fucking crybaby

>>713436715
>everyone has coddled me

This nigga is blaming other people for him being a fat drunk lmao

Pretty sure Mang0 was an alcoholic before he even reached legal drinking age, how the fuck has it only now become a problem?

>>713436715
Noooo Mango never say sorry that's how they get you

>>713443759
ethots got into the equation

>>713443759
lucky keeps him in check

>>713443759
It isn't. Like I said, the ones who are complaining are those who are outside of the Smash community.

>>713431646
How many times has this happened now?

>>713439987
I know almost nothing about Ultimate but the little I've seen of Snake shitting on Steve is the funniest shit ever

>>713443759
he drank around ethots that would take any opportunity to gain free victim points

Stinky thread.

>>713440784
>Download sound extensions on /pol/2.0
nah.

>>713443817
I'm not surprised parasocial faggots who've probably never been invited to a party in their lives consider that legitimate sexual harassment

i heard mang0 dry humped kevin nash in the summer of 92

>>713443540
>Mang0 at least apologized
Retardo!

>>713439906
>>713439987
DLC completely fucked this game, any semblance of balance just thrown out, especially with characters that got developed during covid

>>713430674 (OP)
Based nintendo being in the right again. Fuck meleegroes

>>713444587
It baffles me they thought any part of Min-Min's design was a good idea. Characters like her from real fighting games, that aren't retarded, have hurtboxes on their extended limbs/weapons, but they just threw that shit out the window.

>>713443540
>Hax went full schizo
Bot post but I'll bite
>called Leffen a hitler satan-tier
Nevermind I won't bite

LMAO in the end Hungrybox won.

>>713445060
hbox won just like he wins in melee
by being the lamest, most boring, brand-friendly personality in the scene

Remember that time Alcoholic19 drank so much he nearly died from stomach failure but the community paid his hospital bill and he came back and said he's a reformed man and that he's never drinking again then a few months later he gets into an accident while driving drunk nearly killing a mom and her child and then doing jail time for it for a few years? He's not banned from events btw

>>713431646
WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>>713440818
>Pre Bayo Smash 4 was lightyears better.

It seems you forgot about prepatch Smash 4 Sheik. The difference is a matter of picking your poison. Would you rather deal with an oppressive character that can kill you off a 50/50 grab at kill percent or character with significantly less impressive frame data, but has 8 ways to sunday to kill, but also has a broken counter.

they're going to ban mang0 for a few months tops.

>>713445321
are these things mang0 did or is this satirical/refering to another player?

>>713445060
Armada was the real winner. He dipped before the community was taken over by trannies and went to shit. Took the only crown that mattered with him, too.

>>713431646
Not a sex pest he's just a drunk idiot who did the same thing he's done for the last 20 years but this time he did it in 2025 and in a room that had women in it

>>713445503
Alcoholic19 = Alex19, one of Mango's closest Norwalk homies (along with Lucky). And it actually happened, yes.

>>713445376
Sheik was absolutely, beyond any shadow of a doubt, more fun and more fair to fight than Bayo ever was. Diddy too. And both of them were more fun to fight then any of Ultimates top 10.

>>713445473
For his sake he should probably not be allowed to compete until he goes sober, people are treating this as a sexual harassment issue when it's really a rampant alcoholism one

Didn't he say he's retiring soon anyway?

>>713439793
What? If you harass a whore at a corporate event you're getting fired. If anything mango is getting off light.

>>713445321
Mango is unironically more responsible than most alcoholics just because he does not drive.

>>713441521
Oh, he fucked with the popular femoid streamers, that's the problem. He weighed his clout against theirs and came up short. These things make sense if you just view them through the lens of petty high school drama

>>713442838
>>713442958
If it's so acceptable and a non-issue, why don't you go do it? Why aren't you seeing more people do it? Since it's so woke and unacceptable now, could you show me some videos of this happening before the wokie's took over in 2016?

>>713442037
Ain't nobody forced him to jump in front of that train.

>>713431492
The 4000th smash player was revealed as a sex pest, I'm so shocked

>>713446012
He's too retarded to get a license lol

>>713431646
which one?

>>713446012
I never drink and never have, and I was absolutely stunned to learn how many people I know who drink drive after getting wasted at bars. I lost a lot of respect for a bunch of people I know when I learned that they were doing that. I can't even imagine being so selfish and retarded.

>>713446115
>heh... if this lynch mob is being irrational just do the same thing they killed just someone else for
whoa you got me

>>713445545
I unironically still consider Armada to be the GOAT

>>713446351
https://youtu.be/aw2SFzoD3OE

>>713431646
Hbox did what??

>>713436715
>I'm going to quit drinking immediately
Yeah this never happens. I've heard too many alcoholics say the same shit. Act all abashed when the spotlight's on them and once the heat dies down they just go right back into it

>>713439906
>Support our growth
Translation: give us money lmao

>>713445980
Not every company is fagman.

>>713436715
>Chad is... le sex pest
>Chad still got to Falco DAIR into gamerpussy for years
>Chad still has progeny out of wedlock and fans (ongoing subathon lol)
I should have just been a monster if you are cool everyone forgives you. I was really cool.

I won

>>713431830
the hbox days were way darker than now. If ibdw keeps winning then we might get a repeat though, he's also a charisma black hole

>>713446858
This retard was an actual nonce

>>713446435
Haters will say it was the chair

>>713446890
actually the worst thing we know he did was send some messages
even less harm than Mang0

>>713446861
ibdw is worse. Hbox at least had a sort of villain thing going for him because he was kind of a dick sometimes and everyone hated puff. ibdw is just a spaz who is also immune from real banter because of the tranny stuff

>>713446858
>beat the allegations
>turned into a chilean demigod
scarflard I KNEEL

>>713446858
Big vidya don't want you to know this but this is what you turn into when you stop playing videogames for children

>tfw you will never go back to pre-covid smash

>>713432140
Seriously what the fuck is up with that? I remember watching a tournament stream and going
>"wow lot of girl names among the contenders, are platfighters the genre of game that women don't suck at competitively?"
then I remembered what year it is lmao

>>713447058
What can he even sue Technicals for anyway? Cody is fucking dumb.

>>713447058
Cody is a z-jumping jew with a tranny girlfriend who abuses ADHD drugs, it's like he was engineered in a lab to kill Melee

Why is it so hard for people who play smash brothers specifically to be normal human beings?

>>713447143
>>713447151

>>713446664
what about immoral emotional?

>>713447174
Melee died the day Armada retired

>>713430674 (OP)
tourneys will keep happening, but viewership has been dropping steadily

melee got huge bumps with each of 4 and ult so we're basically in the pre-new-smash lull. There's no reason not to expect another resurgence when the new smash comes out, but the viewership numbers are going to be really bad until it's first revealed

The devs have been extremely reliable at making new smash games garbage, so melee will siphon off huge chunks of the new audience brought in by the new game yet again

I guess if they do too shit of a job then there might not be much interest to siphon off, and if they do too good of a job then people will just play the new one. But the sweet spot in between has happened every time now so those hypotheticals probably aren't worth worrying about

>>713447032
He admitted to soliciting nudes. In either case he was pursuing it. He's a nonce.

>>713446351
Literally everyone except mango paypigs agrees. Eternal shitters didn't just magically "get better", the GOAT and biggest gatekeeper just stopped playing.

>>713447313
they're called women

Now that the dust has settled, wouldn't masturbating with ice actually be really uncomfortable?

>>713446651
lol

>>713446664
>unemotional
I don't get this, both of them are crybabies but in different ways

>>713447187
Massive pushes for tranny propaganda brainwashed the already mentally ill and created an epidemic. Competive gaming is full of the mentally ill, so the outcome was unavoidable. It's all competitive games too,not just smash

>>713447201
He thinks just threatening a lawsuit would get Tech to scrub out his section on the Hax video, not knowing anything about the law or how Tech gets these sorts of idle threats anytime he makes a video to begin with.

>>713447334
>m2cancelled
>armada retired
>ShePMD trooning out
>mango pushed his luck
>HGOD still stands

>>713447360
He also retracted his admission of solliciting nudes. In either case there's no evidence whatsoever of him diddling any kid, and he caused less harm than mang0 did there (and mang0 barely caused any). Total nothingburger as usual.

>>713447240
The nuclear truthpill that no one is ready for is that basically all competive smash players abuse adderall. I was a top 10 player in my state in the newer games, so I got around and met people. They're ALL abusing it like crazy. I'm not exaggerating when I say 80% of the top players at least in the Americas.

Tried to JV2 the train but the train knew the matchup, only had one stock left now I'm 6ft under the blastzone....

>>713446351
and these days he can't even get top 10 in the third most competitive Mario 64 category despite playing for 8 hours every day for the last 5 years

dude has an incredibly slow rate of improvement when you consider the time investment he's put into the game, especially considering he was an execution god in melee. Dude is giving melee a bad name by being so mediocre this many years in

Competitive smash has always been irrelevant. This is a game about having fun with your friends. Anything less is taking away from the quality of the game, not adding. Competitive Melee and speed runners are the bottom of the barrel of game discussion, you can't convince me otherwise. The Completionist had a good idea but he turned out to be a total faggot.

ludwig's events are so fucking cringe and gay. every "omg epic stramer event...." is the same circlejerk of faggots from ludwigs f riend group he sucks up to

>>713440818
Amazing how they made 2 games in a row which have DLC that makes the game worse.

>>713434183
Based Junebug being the only adult in this entire community.

>>713447907
Cope harder rosterfag.
Your game is pure dogshit and everyone knows it.

>>713440818
brawl was better than both, it was degenerate in a way where you knew everything you were doing was beyond the reach of god. No patches, no attention, just mining kusoge meta

>>713448010
DLC is shit in every single case. I HATE IT.

>>713448079
If you're trying to say my favorite Smash Bros isn't Melee, you would be wrong

>>713447963
this, why would you ever watch that shit, maybe like 2 or 3 genuinely likable people out of a list of 20-30+ unlikable industry plants

That's the Mango

>>713448010
Sakurai tends to make DLC characters busted with dumb quirks and jank to attract buyers. This doesn't apply is when he doesn't care about the character.

I have cancel culture fatigue.

>>713448845
Cancel culture is just a symptom of our larger problem of idolization.

I have women influencers (titty streamers btw whether they admit it or not) fatigue

seeing e-celebs ruin their own lives makes me really happy

>>713449183
female streamers are just as valid chud!

>>713449068
It has more to do with rampant leftism cancer

>>713449430
Honestly, not really. Back in 2003 republicans were trying to cancel leftist artists who were speaking out against the war on terror. Trying to deplatform people who go against you is not exclusive to either side of the isle.

>>713439418
>If thats sexual; harassment then 50% of men are rapists.
you’re so close to getting it…

>>713447360
the person he chatted with on skype was a catfish. he didn't solicit any nudes, he just tried to.

There is something funny seeing the liberal zoomers clutch their pearls over a drunk piece of shit spic acting the same way he has acted for the last 20 years

>>713440818
Trash 4 is exactly why Ultimate is bad.

>>713447694
'retracted'

You shouldn't be able to get someone to admit that with a gun to their head if they didn't do it.

>>713430674 (OP)
>"Play Rivals" - Plup

eye h8 trannies

>>713430674 (OP)
Meleesnoys have been trying to CPR a corpse for decades. Ultimate completely assfucked Melee into its grave.

>>713431492
the community’s last rape slave punching bag killed himself so they’re slobbering to make mang0 into the next one

>>713454539
BASED
-Eveyone

>>713446861
ibdw is so lame he makes hbox likeable in comparison

>>713446861
Lying about fucking your own mother is worse than air humping in the vicinity of two whores

>>713430674 (OP)
Fucking love that screen.
Luigi going off to hit the twin towers in the background.

ibdw fucking his mom is canon

he lied about it for sympathy thoughever

>>713456157
If he actually did fuck his mom you could say he was a victim of manipulation and grooming or some shit but the fact that he actually didn't and it was all just this weird fetish fantasy he mocked up reflects way more poorly on him. Fucking freak kike.

>>713450990

>the person he chatted with on skype was a catfish. he didn't solicit any nudes, he just tried to.

hbox fucked his (ibdw's) dad

>>713456157
I Banged Dad's Wife

>>713440972
Nobody said anything? They let him keep going and then banned him later? What happened to bystanders being guilty as well?

>>713454539
>becomes irrelevant in Melee
>"I will play this dead game instead."
>becomes even more irrelevant

>>713446351
>Armada
He couldn't make top 8 in the post slippi era. The goat is clearly HGOD at this point considering he's been a contender for the top 5 for like two decades straight. He also is STILL playing Puff when she has a terrible MU vs Fox, unlike Armada who cucked with an easier character to join 20xx.

>>713431646
>sMellee pedos are pedos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDDgmboHEE

>>713457514
He got tired of being farmed by the cheating jewish sperg at every tournament so now he's just winning prize money from the baby game to support his slampig wife and his cat children

>>713454539
I am though already some annoying patch changes. Hopefully the nerd sex goat is fun.

Reminder that Armada is and always was the GOAT and that jobbing for an extra 10 years after he got bored because he knew the game was on the decline for longevity points will never make up the difference in dominance, career stats, and player potential. Also hbox > mango too.

>>713456157
>>713456293
>claims he lied about fucking his mom
Who's to say he's not lying about lying about fucking his mom?
He definitely fucked her. Disgusting addy-popping freak.

>>713458297
He clearly fucked his mom, he just regretted revealing it so now he says it was a lie.

>>713446858
It's wild how that trannyloving faggot Technicals screeched so loud that he got unbanned from everything
apparently he was gonna do the same with Nairo but he was told off because he wasn't allowed to see the legal documents between the other faggot
zoomers are so poisoned by video essays and twitter threads it's fucked

>I banged dad's wife and her pussy was sooooooooooo moist and juicy and she rode me like a dirty whore while spitting in my mouth.
Why did he think this would make people pity him?

>>713430674 (OP)
He literally was just being a drunk retard playing humping a Mario mushroom plushie. The way they talk about that shit I thought he fucking groped someone.

This is why you can never get drunk anymore around people. He needs to not cuck out and go for lawsuits. He's going to be banned from melee fag tournaments and only way forward is content creators.

>>713430674 (OP)
Some faggot streamers invited Mang0, a well known alchoholic, to a big streamer event. They pushed him to drink a lot then act shocked when he makes an ass of himself when nobody else is anywhere near his level of drunk.

He didn't even do anything drastic and is being accused of making other limp wristed streamers "feel uncomfortable". Regardless the typically cancel culture crowd are trying to dogpile him.

>>713444587
DLC ruined sm4sh even harder. They introduce Bayo who is purposely designed to chain combos in a game where the tier list is completely dictated by what characters have the best combos off a throw.

>>713449068
It's more like lynching mentality, but made for the modern day since it's no longer okay to be racist.

I really don't get cancel culture. If someone is a dick just boycott them and move on if you care so much. If someone does some nerfarious shit then it's a police/court matter.

People who participate in this shit are genuinely sadistic and evil with their real desire being to get the person to an hero.

>>713459579
a lot of people just enjoy watching peoples lives get ruined

>>713443759
Because this is the first time he has been invited to a giga-normie safespace twitch streamer event.

>>713445545
>He dipped when people were finally figuring him out and cracks were beginning to show in his gameplay
fixed that for you

>>713457410
Zoomers are spineless

Aris arguably did about the same or worse and everyone still loves him. He didn't even have "being a drunk" as an excuse either. Nor did he even really formerly apologize.

>>713431646
Nah he's just like that

>>713447747
this, there's a clip where slime talks about joshman taking addy

>>713446858
OH SHIT IT'S SCARF LARD
but yeah this guy literally just cancelled himself for no reason lol
>tries to hit on a girl who is LEGAL AGE in his own country
>gets hit with the cancel culture ME2 crowd
>instead of mustering an once of testosterone to defend himself he just goes offline completely and deletes all his videos and accounts

>>713456293
I think his mom actually did suck his dick when he was like 14 but he kind of enhanced the story to get in on the #metoo action

>can't stand melee because of its jank and how hard its controls are
>can't stand the later smash games because of how stupid the mechanics like buffering attacks/dodges are and gimmicdky moves like wario's bite/bike
>realize there will never be an actual game like PM/HDR to play

i guess smash just isn't that good

>>713459963
fuck dude...
imagine pressing your face against that while giving him a bj

>>713460150
There is still hope for the perfect smash game if Sakurai would hurry up and fucking die already.

>>713460150
>jank and hard controls
But how did I play it at age 5 then? Are you worse than a 5 year old?

>>713460454
i didn't know you were double shine wavebouncing at age 7, anon.

>>713439167
Alex19 is his best friend and managed to get sober (or else he'd die from cirrhosis) so he has someone to tell him how to clean up

>>713460051
He got on gear and became a fitness bro
https://x.com/zerowondering

>>713461021
>gear
not roids, hopefully. if he could put in the daily grind for smash, it makes sense that he could get /fit/.

>>713458757
everything you've just wrote only happened in your deranged, delusional mind

>>713461121
ZeRo said he's not natural.

>>713431646
How is that any different from how the smelee community was already?

>>713461469
https://xcancel.com/zerowondering/status/1566265160637071361
where?