Thread 713431438

I love these joycon colors. They make me feel like a real big shot.

kek anon this one is a stretch

but sure we can do this

>>713431438 (OP)
Kind of sucks that all the Switch 2's joycons are grey with the colors only being inside the joysticks and magnets. The old way was perfect.
you fucked up by saying Big Shot, anon.

>>713431996
100% they're making different exterior colors later so that we have to buy it again

>>713432197
I hope they do, but this is Jewtendo we're talking about here. It'd probably be an extra 20 dollars for a "retro edition" fee or some bullshit.

>>713431438 (OP)
Mitigated by a cheaper shell swap and picrel.

Why do so many retards think that Carol was the one on the phone? Did the distorted black texbox and broken up speech patterns not clue you in that it's Dess?

seeing men wearing or owning items that are pastel coloured makes me think they're a fag who wears nappies to ERP as a child for their 65 year old pedo boyfriend

>>713432704
It's the discarded vessel (aka Dess).

>>713432984
>Discareded vESSel
Well hope she isn't bald then

>>713432704
Did you not notice the voice on the phone saying "I'll be right there" and Carol appearing in the house seconds later, or did you just close your eyes the entire time you watched someone else play the game?

>>713432818
ok nobody asked what weird fantasies you have about other men

>>713433109
Yeah sorry I was projecting really hard there.

>>713432704
>>713433074
It was a conference call, which is why the voices on the phone referred to Kris in third person instead of second. Carol was the white text, Dess was the red. White text was trying to discuss strategy and future plans, but red text was just sperging out about the guitar
>Kris, those strings are NOT fucking rated for ligger claws! Do not let her touch my shit!

>>713433483
But Carol can use red text too. How do we know that isn't just her?

>>713431438 (OP)
Faggot

>>713432494
>calling them Jewtendo
>acknowledging they're ripping you off
>still giving them your money
You brain dead faggots never cease to amaze me.

>>713431438 (OP)
it's over, anon. i got banned yesterday for a ralsei thread because they said my thread belonged on /vg/.

>>713433793
>he thinks I bought it
There aren't enough shills in the world to make me think $450 for a console with $70-$80 games and accessories is ever ok.

>>713434074
>implying you won't eventually bend the knee
You faggots are all the same. All this yap just to still take it up the ass from Nintendo anyway. Yap yap yap.

>>713433793
I haven't bought non-second hand vidya stuff in like 15 years

>>713434158
I'm not buying that piece of shit, Miyamoto.

>>713434158
now you're just making up a strawman to get angry at

I had an incredible dream last night about Deltarune chapter 7. Kris (light world clothes, dark world color palette), the Knight and the human soul all in Kris's dark room world together. The soul has the option to tell Kris the story of Undertale. Kris's body contorts in all sorts of weird ways while a text box gives him a quick rundown of Undertale. Then a scientist guy who looks like Dr Andonuts enters and gives (You) an even crazier quick rundown than the one (You) just gave to Kris. He affirms that Kris + (You) is the prince in the dark, the Knight is the monster and he is the human of the prophecy. Afterwards this guy joins our party. Making the final party Kris, the Knight and some time traveling scientist who doesn't fit the game's artstyle.
Then the Knight shouts "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER!!!!!!" (voice acting out of nowhere. Bravo Toby) as we face the true final boss and the dream ends.

>>713434158
are you a woman by any chance?

>>713433991
It's only over if you give up fighting back

>>713433991
That's probably because it was too gay

>>713434274
Are you a tranny by chance?

subtle

Question: how do i make controlling the heart during gameplay not feel clunky and slow? I've seen some people move it with surprising speed and accuracy.

>>713434801
unironically play the game on a crt. I tried it yesterday out of curiosty and was moving like never before

>>713434801
I don't know if its true or not, but I think holding X affects the speed of the soul. I forgot if it made it faster or slower

>>713435154
might be mixed up depending on if you use run as default..

>>713434712
no, and you are doing it again

>>713431438 (OP)
lmao ok homo

>>713435426
Sure you aren't.

Is there anything we can do to make Snowgrave any worse in Chapter 5? How crazy do you think the dog will go?

>no I will not go to /vg/, I will instead spam /v/ with stealth generals
what is wrong with deltatroons

>>713436643
it's a vicious cycle
>have normal thread labeled deltarune
>jannies delete it
>multiple people try to make a replacement thread at the same time
>those get deleted too
>multiple people make stealth threads instead
>can't search the catalog for them so they just keep getting made over and over

>>713436643
>no, I will not let people discuss video games, now let's have more AI threads
what is wrong with jannies?

>>713436643
why can't I talk about a videogame that recently got new content on the videogame board

>>713437082
Because you're not "talking about a videogame", 80-90% of these threads is just shitposting and art dumping
you know, like a general
which belongs on /vg/

>>713437337
80-90% of your day is spent having gay sex, so you belong on /lgbt/. See, I can make up random numbers too.

>>713437337
are you new here ? Like, seriously ? I havn't played or care or done anything around or about deltarune / undertale but even I know it's always the case for popular games here when they release

I dare you to give me ONE game that worked well and was liked by V in the past 3 years hasn't triggered such a phenomenon.

>>713437337
at least half but usually more of any given deltarune thread is talking about where the game's story is heading to, aka schizo theory posting
how is talking about the game's plot not talking about videogames

>>713437337
But we do talk about the game all the time. Even in this very thread we talk about important plot points over here >>713432704, it's just been slow. If you're the kind of utilitarian backseat janitor that can't allow memes whatsoever, then you should get to scrubbing all of /v/.

>>713431438 (OP)
Do they look better than the originals sticking out of your ass when you look in the mirror or something?

>>713431438 (OP)
Those are some odd controllers

>>713438086
Those are the ones nobody wanted.

>>713438086
It's got friendly looking colors

Anyone know some kickass joycon replacement shells? I'm in the market. The OEM selection is surprisingly drab.

>>713436836
He literally makes more work for himself and others and pisses a lot of people off in the process who will now do it out of spite
Is he actually retarded?

>>713431996
I didn't buy a switch 1 until they released new color bundles. I'll do the same for switch 2

>>713433109
>>713433140
kek

>>713440138
I think he's legitimately insane. It's some kind of Moby Dick situation going on. At this point he has better knowledge of Deltarune lore than most fans outside 4chan.

>>713441748
So same type of autism that Barneyfag had, hated cartoon horses so much he gained encyclopedic knowledge of the show, it's memes, and its fandom just to spot images posted soley to trigger him on /v/

>>713433074
She comes home early even in snowgrave, where the phonecall doesn't happen.
kys, retard,

>>713442684
And the Snowgrave scene takes longer because Asgore ends up talking to Susie all day while you're mindbreaking Noelle and getting punted in a trashcan.
Slit yourself, faggot.

>>713431438 (OP)
>They make me feel like a real big shot.
i still want to know how he knew
https://youtu.be/uaj3yJdYAhk?si=Y7XOcgIjaYgNUZ1t&t=459

>>713443648
>And the Snowgrave scene takes longer
[citation needed]

>>713443648
>"And the [HEADCANON]"
Cope and seethe. We know what Carol sounds like on the phone anyway. She sounds completely normal.
Carolphoners are the new Krisknighters. double digit IQ """""people"""""