>>713435805 (OP)
is it just me or has Kojima put on some weight?

I hate this fucking guy so much. Fuck your movie games and fuck your autism.

>>713435805 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n88dicwm6zw

>>713436118
He is still skinny, he just has a belly now.

>>713436258
One of my favorite movies as a kid.

>>713436118
He's officially hit the wall, within the next 5 years he's gonna end up looking like chink flavored del toro

>>713436258
what even is that voice? Sounds like someone recorded lines on top of it as a parody. It's great

>>713436118
His transition into an American is almost complete.

>>713436192
Lol love how much he makes you SEETHE

Kneel, Kojima

>>713435805 (OP)
To who?

>>713436707
Yamerooooo!!!!

>>713436707
Owari da.

>>713436707
>my turbo casual FOTM is better than your turbo casual FOTM

>>713436192
Kojima bros are dancing. They are dancing! Awoooooooo!!

>>713437210
It's insane how fucking casual /v/ is these days, all this place plays is the kind of shallow trash women love like Marvel Rivals.

>>713436707
>Thus begins the E33 frognigger seethe campaign
KEK

>>713437261
This is so strange. Why is this in the game?

>>713437714
Yeah. where are the trannies?

>>713436118
considering he's 61, he looks fine

>>713437714
>Why is this in the game?
Is this you?

>>713434091

>>713435805 (OP)
he looks ready to eat rydia's poop as punishment

So this is the power of the creative dad of videogames...not bad...not bad at all!

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713438089
LMAO the internet remembers

>>713436591
Pee Wee Herman impression.

>>713435805 (OP)
He was based before he started sucking off mediocre hollywood directors and actors.

>>713438089
DS1 is a walking sim until chapter 4, then it becomes post apocalyptic supernatural MGS and it's when it gets fun.

>>713435805 (OP)
FASTER

>>713438089
>>713438378
>LMAO the internet remembers
Indeed, it does. kek

>>713438490
>FASTER

>>713438908
FASTER

>>713438908
kek, now it looks like that song I'M ONLY HUMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F65hNU7myA

>>713435805 (OP)
They call him, Fat Eatsman. Because he is fat, and he eat.

>>713438908
Fatter

>>713435805 (OP)
He's becoming more worm like every day

>>713439024
>FASTER

>>713439765
look at him go

Only two days left, Kojima bros!