or am I huffing the good stuff again?

>>713449116 (OP)
Prime 1 was fun
Prime 2 and 3 suck
this was a one and done idea
they need to do something else and 4 aint it

>>713449331
Retard-kun, I kneel...

Trap Samus in ball form and train her to be an obedient ball.

>>713449485
or have her surgically inserted into your ballsack

>>713449331
>backtracking without any shortcuts
>fun
pick 1

Where's prime 2 and 3 remastered?

>>713450467
*while she is trapped as a ball

>>713449116 (OP)

>>713449116 (OP)
Of course you are, it's one of the best games of all time

>>713449331
>prime 2 suck
0 taste faggot

>>713451769
I just got the plasma beam. I think I found a purple door on the map that leads to a new area.
I’ll roll there now

>>713452284
oh it’s called a wave beam. plasma = purple in my book idk why

>>713450612
held back in case prime 4 flops (it probably will)

>>713453298
Does Nintendo expect me to illegally emulate them before prime 4 comes out?

a metroid prime thread that doesn't start with shitting on the game? thats a new one.

>>713449116 (OP)
it's a very video game video game for better or worse