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Anonymous No.713450710 [Report] >>713451069 >>713451648 >>713452854 >>713453148 >>713457004 >>713457026 >>713457095 >>713457745 >>713458514 >>713460538 >>713461994 >>713462490 >>713463451 >>713466106
>7 YEARS FOR NOTHING
KEKKKKKKKKKK
Anonymous No.713451069 [Report] >>713451528 >>713456314
>>713450710 (OP)
Did it get axed or something?
Anonymous No.713451528 [Report] >>713451625 >>713451886 >>713452289 >>713453654 >>713461586 >>713463451
>>713451069
https://x.com/Noxywoxy/status/1937180229031940439
Anonymous No.713451625 [Report]
>>713451528
Funny
Anonymous No.713451648 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
The devs ate for free for 7 years.
Anonymous No.713451721 [Report]
Just play modded minecraft
Anonymous No.713451808 [Report] >>713456428 >>713461909
>the first voxel based game I’m interested in
>gets canned
WHY.
Anonymous No.713451886 [Report]
>>713451528
KWAB
Anonymous No.713452143 [Report]
owned by Lego Fortnite, unironically.
Anonymous No.713452289 [Report]
>>713451528
how do you fail so hard like this
Anonymous No.713452512 [Report] >>713452572 >>713452829
seven fucking years, millions of fucking dollars and they don't fucking have a single thing to release, even some retarded early access version? what in the fuck
Anonymous No.713452572 [Report]
>>713452512
money laundering
Anonymous No.713452829 [Report]
>>713452512
The game was never real.
Anonymous No.713452854 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
More like Whytale
Anonymous No.713452940 [Report]
>give a bunch of minecraft modders who never shipped a game a blank Tencent cheque to make the next billion dollar RobloNiteCraftTheftAuto franchise
dog shit ass industry deserves it
Anonymous No.713453054 [Report]
Qrd?
Besides an entire fake dev team getting paid big money to produce nothing
Anonymous No.713453148 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
>Another overambitious game with backing / pressure from a major company flops
I can't laugh this time because I actually was interested in this game. Fuck.
Anonymous No.713453654 [Report]
>>713451528
What a bunch of faggots. Good riddance. at least this fat fuck and his team got paid to do nothing for 7 years.
Anonymous No.713453990 [Report] >>713456840
first dreamsettler
now this
spring cleaning came late this year huh
Anonymous No.713455376 [Report]
Vintage story WON
Anonymous No.713456314 [Report]
>>713451069
More like ACK-sed.
Anonymous No.713456428 [Report]
>>713451808
because you thought it was a good idea to give any sort of interest in something with an "early access" tab
Anonymous No.713456840 [Report] >>713464942
>>713453990
>first dreamsettler
wait what
Anonymous No.713457004 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
they had so much time and funding and still fucked up lmao
Anonymous No.713457026 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
oh I know why it failed. the damn dev was too busy streaming instead of actually working on the game.
Anonymous No.713457095 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
>get bought out by ASSFAGGOTS
>gets fucked in the ass

Thanks faggots.
Anonymous No.713457745 [Report] >>713458203
>>713450710 (OP)
I've had a personal vendetta against Hypixel ever since one of the mods permabanned me for calling him a retard.
I've been rooting for this game failing for YEARS.
I won by doing nothing.
>but you had nothing to do with-
I orchestrated it by ever so slightly nudging the planet in a certain way which caused the sun to flip a bit in their PC.
Anonymous No.713458203 [Report] >>713458364 >>713459097
>>713457745
you seethed for 7+ years because you got banned from a minecraft server for children?
Anonymous No.713458364 [Report] >>713459097 >>713460960
>>713458203
Seethed for 7+ years and WON.
Anonymous No.713458514 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
Play vintage story and smelt copper instead.
Anonymous No.713459097 [Report] >>713461738
>>713458203
>>713458364
he's got a point, anon. he did win.
Anonymous No.713459610 [Report] >>713460278
Was this the plan all along? The initial trailer was absolutely too ambitious, promising everything anyone could ever want from it and then some. Was it just a way to get attention for the Minecraft Server or get some big studio like Riot to buy them out?
Anonymous No.713460278 [Report] >>713460583
>>713459610
It was all a grift using their massive Minecraft following. Being that 90% of their playerbase is children that get mommy's credit card to get $100-$200 items on their server, everyone fell for it.
Just look at this shit. https://store.hypixel.net/
Anonymous No.713460538 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
such fate was sealed after 7 years without even a hint of gameplay or glimpse of a demo/open testing.
Anonymous No.713460583 [Report]
>>713460278
can they be sued?
Anonymous No.713460960 [Report] >>713461127
>>713458364
Most mentally stable GoKEK rodent.
Anonymous No.713461096 [Report]
WoW wins again lol
Anonymous No.713461127 [Report] >>713461215
>>713460960
Jiren lost.
Anonymous No.713461215 [Report] >>713461947
>>713461127
>Jiren out of nowhere
Jiren OWNS your feeble mind.
Anonymous No.713461586 [Report]
>>713451528
>We still believe in Hytale. We believe in the team

>but this team can't deliver this game
Anonymous No.713461738 [Report]
>>713459097
Based and passivepilled. Sometimes the deepest victories are waged silently, in the shadows, achieved not through effort but by sheer spite-powered entropy. Seven years of cosmic radiation aimed directly at Hypixel's headquarters.
Anonymous No.713461790 [Report]
Minecraft wins by doing absolutely nothing.mp4
Anonymous No.713461909 [Report]
>>713451808
first time?
I have yet to see a project like this actually succeed
Anonymous No.713461947 [Report] >>713462187
>>713461215
>Jiren OW-AAIIEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.713461994 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
>get bought by Riot
>not a part of the LoL train
>get scrapped
Anonymous No.713462187 [Report] >>713462316
>>713461947
GoKEK LOST.
Anonymous No.713462316 [Report] >>713462432
>>713462187
>died to frieza (wasn't even at 50% power)
>almost died to cell (had to be saved by KEKhan)
>died to buu (didn't even hurt him)
FUNNYroo.
Anonymous No.713462432 [Report] >>713462678
>>713462316
>Lost to his prince 3 times
>Didn't win against his prince once
Anonymous No.713462490 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
rest in piss
Anonymous No.713462678 [Report] >>713462797
>>713462432
>jobbed to his sperm and personal KEKold instead
>sucker punched after agreeing to stop and fight buu (went on to KILL HIMSELF)
>[SHITper hero movie fanfiction]
EEEEEEYUP. KEKYjitaSHARTS in SHAMBLES.
Anonymous No.713462797 [Report]
>>713462678
>NOT Goku
>Doesn't deny it
>Not an argument
YUP YUP YUP.
Anonymous No.713463432 [Report]
Are we spamming cartoons here?
Anonymous No.713463451 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
>>713451528
>be Hytale devs
>Riot offers you mad cash
>sign up
>now that you're experiencing financial stability, expand the dev scope
>keep expanding dev scope
>redo the entire build at one point
>expand dong more
>Riot shows up and goes "hey guys, how's progress?"
>oh shit we don't have fuckall that we didn't already have
>Riot tells you to pack your bags
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
BUT LIFE GOES ON AND I'M FADING AWAY
Anonymous No.713464328 [Report] >>713465069 >>713465182
Allegedly, the game files where stored at an underground facility in Iran.
Anonymous No.713464693 [Report]
its called hytale cos they just high-tailed out of the riot offices with 10 big sacks of money
Anonymous No.713464937 [Report] >>713465092
So it was just minecraft made by modders for a greedy money grubbing server?
Anonymous No.713464942 [Report] >>713465575
>>713456840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH3UbgEWBxg
Anonymous No.713465069 [Report] >>713465182
>>713464328
oh thank god, they're safe then
Anonymous No.713465092 [Report] >>713465620
>>713464937
That's just about right.
Anonymous No.713465182 [Report] >>713465314
>>713464328
>>713465069
>HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT POLITICS
Anonymous No.713465314 [Report]
>>713465182
If you don't make it about politics, politics will make it about you
Anonymous No.713465575 [Report]
>>713464942
>maybe you can release a demo of whats there
>erm, I never really started development teehee
Anonymous No.713465620 [Report] >>713466919
>>713465092
what in the world were people expecting?
Anonymous No.713466106 [Report]
>>713450710 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE REAL!!!!
Anonymous No.713466919 [Report]
>>713465620
a game