Thread 713450710

>7 YEARS FOR NOTHING
KEKKKKKKKKKK

>>713450710 (OP)
Did it get axed or something?

>>713451069
https://x.com/Noxywoxy/status/1937180229031940439

>>713451528
Funny

>>713450710 (OP)
The devs ate for free for 7 years.

Just play modded minecraft

>the first voxel based game I’m interested in
>gets canned
WHY.

>>713451528
KWAB

owned by Lego Fortnite, unironically.

>>713451528
how do you fail so hard like this

seven fucking years, millions of fucking dollars and they don't fucking have a single thing to release, even some retarded early access version? what in the fuck

>>713452512
money laundering

>>713452512
The game was never real.

>>713450710 (OP)
More like Whytale

>give a bunch of minecraft modders who never shipped a game a blank Tencent cheque to make the next billion dollar RobloNiteCraftTheftAuto franchise
dog shit ass industry deserves it

Qrd?
Besides an entire fake dev team getting paid big money to produce nothing

>>713450710 (OP)
>Another overambitious game with backing / pressure from a major company flops
I can't laugh this time because I actually was interested in this game. Fuck.

>>713451528
What a bunch of faggots. Good riddance. at least this fat fuck and his team got paid to do nothing for 7 years.

first dreamsettler
now this
spring cleaning came late this year huh

Vintage story WON

>>713451069
More like ACK-sed.

>>713451808
because you thought it was a good idea to give any sort of interest in something with an "early access" tab

>>713453990
>first dreamsettler
wait what

>>713450710 (OP)
they had so much time and funding and still fucked up lmao

>>713450710 (OP)
oh I know why it failed. the damn dev was too busy streaming instead of actually working on the game.

>>713450710 (OP)
>get bought out by ASSFAGGOTS
>gets fucked in the ass

Thanks faggots.

>>713450710 (OP)
I've had a personal vendetta against Hypixel ever since one of the mods permabanned me for calling him a retard.
I've been rooting for this game failing for YEARS.
I won by doing nothing.
>but you had nothing to do with-
I orchestrated it by ever so slightly nudging the planet in a certain way which caused the sun to flip a bit in their PC.

>>713457745
you seethed for 7+ years because you got banned from a minecraft server for children?

>>713458203
Seethed for 7+ years and WON.

>>713450710 (OP)
Play vintage story and smelt copper instead.

>>713458203
>>713458364
he's got a point, anon. he did win.

Was this the plan all along? The initial trailer was absolutely too ambitious, promising everything anyone could ever want from it and then some. Was it just a way to get attention for the Minecraft Server or get some big studio like Riot to buy them out?

>>713459610
It was all a grift using their massive Minecraft following. Being that 90% of their playerbase is children that get mommy's credit card to get $100-$200 items on their server, everyone fell for it.
Just look at this shit. https://store.hypixel.net/

>>713450710 (OP)
such fate was sealed after 7 years without even a hint of gameplay or glimpse of a demo/open testing.

>>713460278
can they be sued?

>>713458364
Most mentally stable GoKEK rodent.

WoW wins again lol

>>713460960
Jiren lost.

>>713461127
>Jiren out of nowhere
Jiren OWNS your feeble mind.

>>713451528
>We still believe in Hytale. We believe in the team

>but this team can't deliver this game

>>713459097
Based and passivepilled. Sometimes the deepest victories are waged silently, in the shadows, achieved not through effort but by sheer spite-powered entropy. Seven years of cosmic radiation aimed directly at Hypixel's headquarters.

Minecraft wins by doing absolutely nothing.mp4

>>713451808
first time?
I have yet to see a project like this actually succeed

>>713461215
>Jiren OW-AAIIEEEEEEEE

>>713450710 (OP)
>get bought by Riot
>not a part of the LoL train
>get scrapped

>>713461947
GoKEK LOST.

>>713462187
>died to frieza (wasn't even at 50% power)
>almost died to cell (had to be saved by KEKhan)
>died to buu (didn't even hurt him)
FUNNYroo.

>>713462316
>Lost to his prince 3 times
>Didn't win against his prince once

>>713450710 (OP)
rest in piss

>>713462432
>jobbed to his sperm and personal KEKold instead
>sucker punched after agreeing to stop and fight buu (went on to KILL HIMSELF)
>[SHITper hero movie fanfiction]
EEEEEEYUP. KEKYjitaSHARTS in SHAMBLES.

>>713462678
>NOT Goku
>Doesn't deny it
>Not an argument
YUP YUP YUP.

Are we spamming cartoons here?

>>713450710 (OP)
>>713451528
>be Hytale devs
>Riot offers you mad cash
>sign up
>now that you're experiencing financial stability, expand the dev scope
>keep expanding dev scope
>redo the entire build at one point
>expand dong more
>Riot shows up and goes "hey guys, how's progress?"
>oh shit we don't have fuckall that we didn't already have
>Riot tells you to pack your bags
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
BUT LIFE GOES ON AND I'M FADING AWAY

Allegedly, the game files where stored at an underground facility in Iran.

its called hytale cos they just high-tailed out of the riot offices with 10 big sacks of money

So it was just minecraft made by modders for a greedy money grubbing server?

>>713456840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH3UbgEWBxg

>>713464328
oh thank god, they're safe then

>>713464937
That's just about right.

>>713464328
>>713465069
>HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT POLITICS

>>713465182
If you don't make it about politics, politics will make it about you

>>713464942
>maybe you can release a demo of whats there
>erm, I never really started development teehee

>>713465092
what in the world were people expecting?

>>713450710 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE REAL!!!!

>>713465620
a game