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Anonymous No.713455726 [Report] >>713455876 >>713456013 >>713456142 >>713456460 >>713456582 >>713457168 >>713457528 >>713457602 >>713457646 >>713458521 >>713458564 >>713458818 >>713458865 >>713458963 >>713459887 >>713459945 >>713460192 >>713461036 >>713461037 >>713462348 >>713462416 >>713463990 >>713464658 >>713465003 >>713466339 >>713467121 >>713467667
Why was it such a catastrophic failure?
Anonymous No.713455876 [Report] >>713456017
>>713455726 (OP)
Get woke go broke is a law hard written into the fabric existence.
Anonymous No.713455918 [Report] >>713456925 >>713458780
took too long to come out and didn't meet expectations, but the answer you want is probably woke etc...
Anonymous No.713456013 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
it isn't. So many westoids love this.
Anonymous No.713456017 [Report] >>713456131 >>713457741 >>713459805 >>713459978 >>713460486 >>713460556 >>713461140 >>713462491 >>713465568
>>713455876
>couldn't make KCD2 flop despite being its target audience
>couldn't make CIV7 flop
>couldn't make Avowed flop
>couldn't make MHWilds flop
>couldn't make Split Fiction flop
>couldn't make ACShadows flop
>couldn't make Oblivion remastered flop
>couldn't make deltarune flop
>couldn't make rematch flop
and this is just 2025
Anonymous No.713456018 [Report]
as long as even one person got educated on the struggle of non-binary folx then the game can be considered a success, chud
Anonymous No.713456131 [Report] >>713456468 >>713461647
>>713456017
i know this is a bait pasta but Split Ficton isn't woke
Anonymous No.713456142 [Report] >>713456290
>>713455726 (OP)
To be fair, the franchise was dead and buried a long time ago.
Anonymous No.713456290 [Report] >>713456394 >>713457040
>>713456142
>Dragon Age: Inquisition is BioWare's best-selling game, having sold over 12 million copies worldwide.
Was it really though
Anonymous No.713456394 [Report]
>>713456290
Inquisition is where all the goodwill died. similar to the KCD series, KCD2 sold well but all goodwill died with it, so KCD3 will be a massive bomb
Anonymous No.713456460 [Report] >>713461757
>>713455726 (OP)
The narrative, writing, dialogue, characters and the story in general was always Dragon Age's greatest strength. Origins was a legit 9, a 10 to some, DA2 was a 6, a 7 at best, DAI a 4-5 and Failguard continued this downward trend. That's why it failed. Nobody liked the game, even those that did enjoy the tone and characters had to pull of olympic level mental gymnastics to articulate their enjoyment with a dozen qualifiers.
Anonymous No.713456468 [Report] >>713456526
>>713456131
>story follows two lesbian writers, Mio and Zoe, who become trapped in a simulation of their own stories after a machine designed to steal their creative ideas.
what a nice non woke story with no undertones whatsoever
Anonymous No.713456526 [Report] >>713456726
>>713456468
>lesbian
kill yourself faggot. they're named after the directors young daughters. nothing even remotely suggests that they are lesbians in the slightest, tranny
Anonymous No.713456582 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
POS Grummz had to stick his fucking nose where nobody called him!
Anonymous No.713456726 [Report] >>713456824
>>713456526
both characters are lesbians, they're not in a relationship, why even defend a game you never played you fucking subhuman
Anonymous No.713456824 [Report] >>713457265 >>713457491
>>713456726
YOU haven't played it you faggot ass retard because troons have no friends. they are not lesbians.
Anonymous No.713456925 [Report]
>>713455918
yeah the expectation was that it'd be a dragon age game not some gay retard slop about tranny gender identity, reminder that the monster enemies you fight in dragon age games reproduce by kidnapping women (human, dwarf, elf, quinari) then spit dark sludge in their mouth repeatedly until they go insane and turn into monstosities that just keep endlessly giving birth to the monster enemies you fight, and then veilguard is about trannies talking about their feelings and what books to bring on a picnic
Anonymous No.713457040 [Report]
>>713456290
padded bullshit numbers, they put it on 80% off sales every multiple times over the years and then boast about how many copies it sold, for like 1 dollar in a bargain bin pack
Anonymous No.713457168 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
People who push identity politics are usually insufferable people living in a bubble and their personalities usually spill into their work.
Anonymous No.713457265 [Report] >>713457295
>>713456824
>missed the anti capitalist plot
>missed the part where the characters mention their sexuality multiple times
holy fuck, at least ask your AI gf to summarize the game for you
Anonymous No.713457295 [Report]
>>713457265
yeah you are mentally retarded. kys
Anonymous No.713457491 [Report] >>713458540
>>713456824
I always wondered how did leftists manage to inject their ideology into everything without people noticing, then i see someone finishing a entire commieslop story about Tumblr characters and call it not woke, the culture war is not winnable
Anonymous No.713457528 [Report] >>713459015
>>713455726 (OP)
Dev-hell where it went through multiple reboots and genres.
It was too much of a hugbox, losing the edginess the original had and going so far that the dialogues sound like they were taken out of a kids show. The whole plot itself is very bluntly bent around that with the theme of you having to make the team like a second family, and you can't disagree with your companions about anything.
Gameplay suffers from when they planned to make it a live service. It's overly simplified in actual mechanics and instead just encourages you to spam combos over and over.
Because of the above, the build-making is pretty limited, and in big part reliant on items, and you don't really get a proper choice when it comes to those, instead they're split over multiple quests/locations, which makes completing them very annoying.
The graphics are awful by design. Characters are ugly, proportions unheroic, and the shading makes it look pixar inspired.
I was surprised with it being relatively bug-free tho.
Anonymous No.713457602 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
because it sucks
Anonymous No.713457646 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
pandering to troons. not only do they they not play games, but they actively destroy established IP's.
Anonymous No.713457741 [Report]
>>713456017
bait used to be believable...
Anonymous No.713457845 [Report]
>couldn't make MHWilds flop
Uuuuuuuhhhh
Anonymous No.713458415 [Report] >>713458584 >>713458872 >>713459015 >>713459203 >>713462061 >>713462123 >>713466069
Can you make it through the whole thing?
https://youtu.be/7--kxuI7ohg?si=uFpv5Jxd1ezV50F0
Anonymous No.713458521 [Report] >>713458692 >>713458776 >>713465070
>>713455726 (OP)
>failure
how?
Anonymous No.713458540 [Report]
>>713457491
not an argument. the characters are cringe but that doesn't mean the game is woke
Anonymous No.713458564 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
A mix of EA's soulless incompetence and the rushed work of writers trying to awkwardly force a feel-good progressive message into every single character of a once contentious dark fantasy setting.
Anonymous No.713458584 [Report]
>>713458415
I had to stop before the first minute.
Anonymous No.713458692 [Report] >>713461672
>>713458521
The team that made the game were laid off
Anonymous No.713458776 [Report] >>713461672
>>713458521
the studio shutting down after release is probably a decent indicator.
Anonymous No.713458780 [Report] >>713458841 >>713458857
>>713455918
Yeah it was like an entire decade after DA Inquisition so expectations were high
Anonymous No.713458818 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
it had probably the worst dev cycle of any of the DA games, and the game was a direct followup to DA:I's DLC, which I can't imagine most played. doesn't help that it was also more action than RPG, which alienates RPG fans but the bad action also alienates action game fans.
Anonymous No.713458841 [Report]
>>713458780
Also starting over with a clean state instead of importing the state of world from previous games didn't help
Anonymous No.713458857 [Report]
>>713458780
>after DA Inquisition so expectations were high
el oh el
Anonymous No.713458865 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
DEI hires, same as in 2014 with Cisquisition
Anonymous No.713458872 [Report]
>>713458415
>that PC
Even the dwarves look like they're about to tell me to check my privilege, what the fuck
Anonymous No.713458963 [Report] >>713459107 >>713459725
>>713455726 (OP)
I wonder just how much blame rests with 'trick' weekes
Anonymous No.713459015 [Report] >>713459074 >>713459150 >>713460031
>>713457528
This
>>713458415
Is Taash the worst bioware companion ever?
Anonymous No.713459074 [Report]
>>713459015
Jacob has been dethroned
Anonymous No.713459107 [Report]
>>713458963
He was the lead on the game. Either he's retarded because he okay'd everything or he's retarded for accepting a managerial role without any actual oversight.
Anonymous No.713459150 [Report] >>713459345 >>713459791 >>713460209
>>713459015
>Is Taash the worst bioware companion ever?
naw that still goes to Sera from Inquisition, you fagboys just hyperfocus on ragebait clips because you like being outraged more than playing vidya
Anonymous No.713459203 [Report] >>713459725
>>713458415
Literally what were they thinking with this character?
Anonymous No.713459345 [Report]
>>713459150
Sera makes sense for the world. An ignorant greasy peasant who hates everything she doesn't understand. Plus you could be mean to her unlike Taash.
Anonymous No.713459435 [Report] >>713459528
>one of the leads for this gets hired by hasbro to do presumably BG4 or some other big dnd title

i love how the entire industry is a giant club of complete failures rotating between companies bc they're all friends with each other
Anonymous No.713459528 [Report] >>713459592
>>713459435
>one of the leads
which one?
Anonymous No.713459592 [Report]
>>713459528
i think it was one of the writers, I can't remember the name
Anonymous No.713459725 [Report]
>>713458963
I wonder that too. They couldn't do the Dread Wolf OG plot because of time/budget but was it his fault for how sanitized everything else was?
>>713459203
Taash is the writer Weekes's weird self-insert. Both are non-binary.
Anonymous No.713459726 [Report]
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-06-11/inside-the-dragon-age-debacle-that-gutted-ea-s-bioware-studio?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc0OTY0ODYyOCwiZXhwIjoxNzUwMjUzNDI4LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTWFAxSUZUMVVNMFcwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiJCMUVBQkI5NjQ2QUM0REZFQTJBRkI4MjI1MzgyQTJFQSJ9.0D0urTjRUJqH0oOP38TpvlX4HOdjPQ-V_tc8l2kNFWg&leadSource=uverify%20wall

>was supposed to be a multiplayer-only game
>EA pivots halfway and wants a singleplayer game now
>Team leads leave because they realize its going to be a disaster
>Mass Effect team brought on to work on the latter half of the game, realize that the Dragon Age team wrote cringe dialogue and meaningless dialogue choices
>Coincidentally the ending turns out to be the only thing people liked about the game
Anonymous No.713459791 [Report] >>713459892 >>713459943
>>713459150
>you fagboys just hyperfocus on ragebait clips because you like being outraged more than playing vidya
get fucked, retard,

"Writing notes to work through gender crap. (Showing to Rook for help maybe.)

Maevaris pretty. Tarquin tough. Both trans!
(Both open about being trans and said I could share stuff if it helped me on "my journey.")
( I did not ask for "a journey.")

Trans means was other gender. Then changed?
—Wait. No. Was always new thing. Just now acknowledged.
—Not changing. Affirming.

Trans woman IS woman.

Not feeling right in body is dysphoria—WHOLE BIG THING.
—Could feel like want to be guy instead of girl. (no)
—Could feel like not connected to body. (not everyone does this?)
—Could feel uncomfortable with girls who act more feminine.
—No. I like girls. Girls smell good.
—But like hanging out with Lords more than girls.
—Ashamed of not doing what your gender "should do." (UGH)
—Getting euphoria is feeling right.

Non-binary means not man or woman. Can feel like either?
—Can look like guy/girl/neither.
—Some use she/he. Some swap. Some use they. But still single with name?
—"Flynn IS non-binary. They ARE coming this way."
—Confusing but sure.

Also gender-fluid.
—Feel different on different days.
—Can switch pronouns.
—Don't think that's me.

Agender/bigender/demigender/others
—Lot of different ones.
—Not me but okay.

Never too late. Valid even if no words when younger blah blah blah.
—Maevaris saw notes and is mad
—"Write this down, exactly. You're valid. People will say you're not enough this, or too much that. Do not let it diminish you. No two journeys are alike. That's wonderful. Embrace it. Did you... did you get all that?"
—Okay fine."
Anonymous No.713459805 [Report] >>713459950 >>713460013
>>713456017
>Civilization 7
Not going to bother ripping apart the rest of your list but Civ 7 is the worst received Civilization game of all time and is tanking hard.
Anonymous No.713459863 [Report]
Didn't have rowdy feral boys in loincloths raping and impregnating townswomen.

Every thing is improved with animalistic rape
Anonymous No.713459887 [Report] >>713461330
>>713455726 (OP)
I'm ready for round 2
Anonymous No.713459892 [Report] >>713460027 >>713460075 >>713460256 >>713460562
>>713459791
>I don't hyperfocus on ragebait, now watch as I post ragebait!
you sure showed me
Anonymous No.713459943 [Report]
>>713459791
I 100% blame Weekes for this.
Anonymous No.713459945 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
ameripoors are not a viable market
Anonymous No.713459950 [Report]
>>713459805
probably killed the series for good
it's so bad it won't even be able to do the stupid "ENGOODENING" arc that 5 and 6 got with their expansions
Anonymous No.713459978 [Report]
>>713456017
>pretending that Avowed didnt flop
>pretending that Shadows didnt flop and that Ubisoft is not burning down as we speak
Are you genuinely retarded?
Anonymous No.713460013 [Report] >>713460416
>>713459805
>Humankind releases few years before
>Has the ability to change civilization multiple times throughout the playthrough
>Everyone shits on it because it leads to lack of strong identity for any of them
>Civilization 7 just copies the mechanic with the same issues
What the FUCK were they thinking
Anonymous No.713460027 [Report] >>713460265
>>713459892
nta but that was in the game. taash wrote all that in the game. he is right.
Anonymous No.713460031 [Report] >>713460327 >>713461071
>>713459015
Based on empirical polling data, not only is she the worst Bioware companion of all time, she's the worst CRPG companion of all time.

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB92wjEgJ/results
Anonymous No.713460075 [Report] >>713460265
>>713459892
>now watch as I post ragebait!
it's directly from the game you are defending. go be a faggot somewhere else.
Anonymous No.713460192 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
It ignored and spat on the previous three games, sidelined Solas in favour of cartoon villains and had the lamest MC ever. Even the fucking Ryder twins would be giving Rook wedgies if they met.
Anonymous No.713460209 [Report]
>>713459150
Sera's mere existance does not go against previous lore
Anonymous No.713460256 [Report]
>>713459892
all of that text is taken directly from the game
Anonymous No.713460265 [Report] >>713460389 >>713460419 >>713460562 >>713460745
>>713460027
>>713460075
are you stupid? I am not denying that, I am saying you're ignoring literally everything else about the character to instead hyperfocus on the things that make you angry. fucking morons, but what else should I expect from people who spend all day seething about trannies?
Anonymous No.713460327 [Report]
>>713460031
>Bioware top 3
Lets gooo
Anonymous No.713460389 [Report]
>>713460265
ALL her companion quests are about her being a trans
Anonymous No.713460416 [Report]
>>713460013
probably a combination of self conscious devs who felt the need to change the game up, and absolute retard execs who thought shitposting was serious
before humankind launched there was a lot of shitposting about how it would kill civ kek
Anonymous No.713460419 [Report]
>>713460265
>are you stupid?
lmao
Anonymous No.713460486 [Report] >>713460612 >>713461463
>>713456017
>couldn't make CIV7 flop
>couldn't make Avowed flop
>couldn't make ACShadows flop
flopped
>couldn't make rematch flop
flopped so hard never even heard of it
>couldn't make Oblivion remastered flop
>couldn't make deltarune flop
not woke, delusional faggot
>couldn't make MHWilds flop
not woke, but shit game with barely any players now
>couldn't make Split Fiction flop
it did ok
>couldn't make KCD2 flop
only one that could be called woke
there you go, BTFO, you can hide the thread and come back tomorrow as if nothing happened
Anonymous No.713460556 [Report]
>>713456017
>couldn't make KCD2 flop despite being its target audience
Varvra is a pussy for neutering his game but it's not like he went veilguard with it
>couldn't make CIV7 flop
I heard only bad things about this one
>couldn't make Avowed flop
Nobody fucking played that shit lol
>couldn't make MHWilds flop
Huh? Woke?
>couldn't make Split Fiction flop
What is woke about that one
>couldn't make ACShadows flop
Couldn't even cross 3mill sales after 5 years and a half a billion budget
>couldn't make Oblivion remastered flop
Remake of a beloved game with minimal changes
>couldn't make deltarune flop
Never played this trannyshit desu
>couldn't make rematch flop
What?

Anything else?
Anonymous No.713460562 [Report] >>713460801
>>713459892
>now watch as I post ragebait!
this is what you posted.
>>713460265
we are correcting you in saying that it is not a rage bait post by copying an excerpt that was in the game.
you are spazing out man
Anonymous No.713460612 [Report]
>>713460486
rematch is a pure multiplayer competitive game, he just included it to make people reply
Anonymous No.713460745 [Report] >>713460829
>>713460265
Her character is very bad and does not fit the setting.
Anonymous No.713460801 [Report] >>713460931 >>713461175
>>713460562
how the fuck is trans inclusive writing in a videogame NOT ragebait on here? fucking retard
Anonymous No.713460829 [Report] >>713461017
>>713460745
Is there anything in Veilguard that fits the setting?
Anonymous No.713460931 [Report] >>713461164
>>713460801
that shit goes beyond just being "trans inclusive", it's just completely obnoxious and they knew what they were doing
Anonymous No.713461017 [Report]
>>713460829
Yeah Solas until they butchered him lo
Anonymous No.713461036 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
chuds decided to hate it
Anonymous No.713461037 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
they put a tranny in charge of the game as the head dev
Anonymous No.713461071 [Report] >>713461318 >>713461589
>>713460031
Splitting Kaidan Alenko between ME and ME3 feels weird.
Anonymous No.713461140 [Report]
>>713456017
>>couldn't make ACShadows flop
shadows flopped so fucking bad ubisoft wouldn't release the sales figs on an earnings call (no idea how that's legal) and lost like a quarter of their value
Anonymous No.713461164 [Report] >>713461748
>>713460931
as opposed to not knowing what they were doing? like how you know you're doing anything to avoid engaging with the point I'm making to nitpick?
Anonymous No.713461175 [Report] >>713461304
>>713460801
it is the truth.
if the truth is ragebait then it is only ragebait for you only cause i find the excerpt cringe.
i mean ew, like who rights that?
Anonymous No.713461304 [Report] >>713462224
>>713461175
what the fuck are you going on about? I know it's in the game, that's how you lads are hyperfocusing on it. You forget to put your helmet on this morning and hit your head?
Anonymous No.713461318 [Report]
>>713461071
I think cause him being suddenly bi makes people mad
Anonymous No.713461330 [Report]
>>713459887
pfffaahahahaha
Anonymous No.713461457 [Report]
Everything related to troons is ragebait since it goes against God
Anonymous No.713461463 [Report] >>713461628
>>713460486
whats woke about KCD2? is it the secretly gay hans thing?
Anonymous No.713461589 [Report] >>713467551
>>713461071
Well, Kaidan was the worst companion in both ME and ME3 so it makes sense to me.
Anonymous No.713461628 [Report]
>>713461463
the black character that got spammed is as bad as people say
literally lectures you about how islam treats women better

you still spend like 95% of the game just rpg sandboxing tho
Anonymous No.713461647 [Report] >>713462249
>>713456131
>i know this is a bait pasta but Split Ficton isn't woke
you gotta lower your bar man. People who complain about 'woke' don't exactly have a high standard. Anything involved a minority, women, or even a remotely progressive message is considered woke.
Anonymous No.713461672 [Report] >>713462157
>>713458776
>>713458692
>gets hired by other propaganda companies
what a loss for them, I'm sure they are crying
Anonymous No.713461748 [Report]
>>713461164
i've completely lost track of who you even think you are replying to
Anonymous No.713461757 [Report]
>>713456460
>DA2 rated that high
Anonymous No.713462061 [Report]
>>713458415
I've seen mobile games that look better than this.
Anonymous No.713462123 [Report] >>713462340 >>713463391 >>713466361
>>713458415
This is so much worse than I thought. Taash might be the worst vidya character in recent memory. Everything is so sardonic and cringe and fucking CALIFORNIAN lol. A fantasy with knights and shit and they keep making these in-universe analogues to their own 21st century SanFran lives and their dogshit hobbies. Like the character doing the retarded ranchuy fanfic writing in her free time. Or all the quips and jargon or LGBTBBQ terms that you'd hear on a liberal side of twitter. Imagine characters in Elden Ring talking like they were written and voiced by some Y2K Adult Swim rejects.

Fantasy settings are so cooked. It's actually over. Kill all western writers.
Anonymous No.713462157 [Report]
>>713461672
lol even you understand that they're worthless hires getting by due to nepotism.
Anonymous No.713462224 [Report] >>713462330
>>713461304
Why are YOU raging at the truth then. You must be a tranny OR one of their allies. Lmao at your life.
Anonymous No.713462249 [Report]
>>713461647
i am one of those people. i have zero tolerance for faggotry and leftoid garbage in my games whatsoever. Split Fiction is not woke even by my standards.
Anonymous No.713462330 [Report] >>713462612
>>713462224
I'm not raging at the truth, I'm raging at the retards who think me pointing out what is happening is me obfuscating the truth because they're too stupid to actually argue against what is being said
Anonymous No.713462340 [Report]
>>713462123
Asia was always the future in any case, at last JRPGs can take their rightful place as the true kings of fantasy.
Anonymous No.713462348 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
>devs come out multiple times saying "uwu please don't compare us to BG3"

i'm convinced that was just a desperate marketing ploy bc nobody in their right mind was ever gonna do that after seeing the weird cartoony look they went with
Anonymous No.713462353 [Report]
meltdown incoming
Anonymous No.713462385 [Report] >>713462584
Trannies will never be accepted so this game will never be anything less than huge cringe normal people
people don't care about gays because if you suck or ride dick that's your personal life. But trannies demand the entire world to play along with their gender bullshit and that will simply never become the norm
even gays are lesbians are sick of trannies and want to get rid of them for ruining the whole community
Anonymous No.713462416 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
Wokeshit, tone, and fucking with the lore (especially the Qunari). I personally found it alright and about on par with Inquisition though. Taash was fucking abysmal amd personally brought the game down a fair deal as there was a noticeable negative shift the moment they showed up
Anonymous No.713462491 [Report] >>713462624
>>713456017
>ac shadows
flopped
>avowed
flopped
>oblivion remaster
not woke
>kcd2
not woke. left-leaning, but not outright woke
Anonymous No.713462584 [Report]
>>713462385
>Mom I'm nonbinary
>Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I just sat down!
Fuck I hated Taash and hated it more that there was no option to tell her to shut the fuck up and to stop being retarded
Anonymous No.713462612 [Report] >>713462990
>>713462330
And what is being said? You saying people are posting ragebait? But all of it was true? Posting the truth isn't ragebait.
Anonymous No.713462624 [Report] >>713462809 >>713463080
>>713462491
>left leaning but not woke
lmao love this cope, you guys will perform Olympic gold medal mental gymnastics if it's a game you like
Anonymous No.713462809 [Report]
>>713462624
Damn, that's rich.
Anonymous No.713462978 [Report] >>713463039
>IT'S A ROLE PLAYING GAME CHUD, GIVING PLAYERS "DIVERSE" ROLES IS GOOD
>game forces you to listen to characters making up genders
>all the dialogue options are agreeing with them
>people choose to not buy the game
>WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING THE GAME CHUD?
Anonymous No.713462990 [Report] >>713463142
>>713462612
>Posting the truth isn't ragebait.
huh? Since when has rage bait needed to be false? Is it not bait that makes people rage? Are you not hyperfocusing on these aspects specifically because its ability to make you all rage?
Anonymous No.713463039 [Report] >>713463339 >>713463418
>>713462978
is it true that the companion quests are mandatory too or was that just shitposting back when this released
Anonymous No.713463080 [Report] >>713463195
>>713462624
>will memoryhole any game that flops but will never stop hoisting bg3 as the figurehead of woke games.
Anonymous No.713463142 [Report]
>>713462990
I find it amusing cause it is only you who is spazing out at the so called ragebait.
Anonymous No.713463195 [Report] >>713463382
>>713463080
is this the part where we pretend you guys don't bring up concord and dustborn every day
Anonymous No.713463263 [Report]
Dragon Age as a franchise never established a solid identity for itself. Every game felt like an attempt to depart from what preceded it. Bioware, a company that made its reputation originally on party based fantasy RPGs, seemed to have come to the belief that you can't be profitable anymore with this kind of game unless you can jazz it up and make it feel rapid and action-y. You saw this starting with DA2. DA:I was an attempt at compromise. Most of the game you can run around like Command Shepard just doing your thing, but you can control other characters if need be and switch to a 'strategy mode' for longer fights. Based on that I think BG3's success must really irk them since it proved the basic idea wrong. BG3 is a slow turned based and ponderous game.
Anonymous No.713463339 [Report]
>>713463039
They are optional but I think you need to do em all to be able to get the 'good' ending / keep em from dying. Dunno if its like Mass Effect 2 where they can still survive even if you don't do their loyalty mission.
Anonymous No.713463382 [Report] >>713463494
>>713463195
Why wouldn't people remind you of the abjects you'd rather not talk about?
Anonymous No.713463391 [Report]
>>713462123
god bioware's stupid dialogue wheel is about on par with being as bad as Fallout 4 at this point
just with even worse options
Anonymous No.713463418 [Report]
>>713463039
It was said by retards on /v/, so it's obviously false. They are like companions in ME2. Do their quests to strengthen them and give them a chance at surviving in the end.
Anonymous No.713463494 [Report] >>713463823
>>713463382
>it's ok when we beat a dead horse but you're not allowed to
not very surprising but it's refreshing to see someone be honest about it for once
Anonymous No.713463514 [Report] >>713463901
>have multiple stories franchises
>Have tight deadlines for stock meetings and arbitrary yearly goals
>New DA game is pitched (again)
>"Why not? It's been like 10 years"
>Company asks for money for talent
>Don't give them enough
>They hire cheap amateurs with middling feats
>Game is going to be ass
>Decide to cater and promote it as a progressive piece, surely the allies will show up this time!
>Save some money by paying troon/troon adjacent employees who can double as advertising
>Valid questions and concerns about the feel of the story, gameplay and legacy decisions are drowned and labelled as "bigotry'
>Hopefuls and retards (minor difference) decide to give the game a chance since DA carries so much weight
>Game is mid
>Hopefuls and retards gaslight themselves and others into thinking the game is good
>Eek out a very small profit. Not for you or your team, but for EA
>Some clever tax accounting and EA can turn the loss into an overall gain for the company
>Offload actual detriments to the studio
>Kill DA for maybe another 10 years

EA is fucking soulless
Anonymous No.713463545 [Report] >>713463687 >>713463742 >>713463821
did they follow up on sandals prophecy in veilguard? he made some big announcements of things to come in inquisition.
Anonymous No.713463687 [Report] >>713463742 >>713465628
>>713463545
No. Pretty sure he's seen as problematic now.
Anonymous No.713463742 [Report] >>713465628
>>713463545
I am pretty sure he doesn't appear in Veilguard. Maybe there is some document alluding to him but otherwise nah because >>713463687
Anonymous No.713463747 [Report] >>713463834 >>713463848
Taash would be pretty well written as a retarded literal child character poorly raised by an overprotective single mother, but that would still raise the question of why this mongoloid is still in the party and why the player has literally zero agency to tell them to fuck off in a role playing game.
Anonymous No.713463821 [Report]
>>713463545
everything was retconned so that mystery elves would be the big bad guys.
Anonymous No.713463823 [Report]
>>713463494
That's cool. One day, a few decades from now, I'm sure you'll have something other than bg3 to rely on to keep pretending woke games is something the general public wants, along with another release of skyrim. Pretty sure the rest of the world will have moved on from that retardation by then but at least you guys will pretend like it was the good old days on your discord servers.
Anonymous No.713463834 [Report]
>>713463747
Seriously. Sera was similar in Inquisition but at least you were given the option to call her a retard and tell her to fuck off
Anonymous No.713463848 [Report] >>713463945 >>713464536
>>713463747
Shes somehow the best dragon expert because shes part dragon. Its so dumb.
Anonymous No.713463901 [Report] >>713465868
>>713463514
DA is killed permanently, they outright wiped the setting in the latest game. It's not coming back, the series is finished.
Anonymous No.713463916 [Report]
dragon age has always been a weird series to me but i don't even get why they bothered with this one
a complete waste of time, was in development hell forever (didn't they change the fucking name of the game like a year before release? That's insane), the only reason it's even funny to talk about the libtardery in it is because of how fucking absurd and lazy it is
Anonymous No.713463945 [Report] >>713464114
>>713463848
Its funny because she barely offers anything useful about dragons that any other somewhat clever schmuck couldn't have come up with. It was also pretty irrelevant to the archdemon ones since they weren't regular dragons
Anonymous No.713463990 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
The wokeshit will distract from the fact that Veilguard is probably the biggest lore butcher I've ever seen. Even "oops all elves" and gay qunari Inquisition didn't shit on DA this much
Anonymous No.713464061 [Report] >>713464281 >>713464420 >>713465037
isn't the plot of this game literally "oops, some big bads you've never heard of before are responsible for everything that ever happened. That'll be $60 plus tip" or am I thinking of a different rpg
Anonymous No.713464114 [Report]
>>713463945
Yeah I hate. I would never let her join my team if I could.
Anonymous No.713464281 [Report] >>713464397
>>713464061
That's exactly correct. The game goes out of its way to make Loghain's choices in Origins the work of Organization 13
Anonymous No.713464397 [Report]
>>713464281
At least VG flopping means they can't run with this idea now.
Anonymous No.713464420 [Report]
>>713464061
I think they built up the elf gods in the background so they didnt come completely out of nowhere (plus there is the Inquisition DLC which was actually good).

They were better than the main Inquisition villain anyway. Corypheus sucked
Anonymous No.713464441 [Report] >>713464521 >>713464590 >>713464597 >>713464621 >>713465376
It cant be worse that Anthem and Andromeda
Anonymous No.713464521 [Report]
>>713464441
it can always get worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDeJsPYXEEs
Anonymous No.713464536 [Report]
>>713463848
The game is kind of a clusterfuck on all fronts in that regard, probably because of being cobbled together from a live service where they just needed a bunch of varying characters and factions and didn't need to actually justify them going on an adventure together. There's no real justification for the need of any of the party members or factions other than the grey wardens. It's even worse when your character has to be from one of those factions anyway, so then you have to justify why you need something like a necromancer when you already are one.
Anonymous No.713464590 [Report]
>>713464441
Anonymous No.713464597 [Report]
>>713464441
Anthem was distilled "boring". Even when it was revealed it just felt like nothing
Anonymous No.713464621 [Report]
>>713464441
It was so bad I occasionally see Andromeda apologists now
Anonymous No.713464658 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
A mix of EA being retarded and Bioware being made up of wokefags that can’t write or do anything but insert their gay bullshit into everything.
Anonymous No.713465003 [Report] >>713465220 >>713465340
>>713455726 (OP)
3 million+ players though
chuds lost
Anonymous No.713465037 [Report]
>>713464061
>big bads you've never heard of before
solas, the origin of the veil and the elven gods were a big part of the story in inquisition.
Anonymous No.713465070 [Report]
>>713458521
missed EA's very conservative """engagement""" estimates by half
Anonymous No.713465220 [Report]
>>713465003
curious that 3m is always the number where those tweets stop
for years now
Anonymous No.713465340 [Report]
>>713465003
>3 million+ players though
inquisition had 12 million sales, a lot of people wanted a continuation of inquisitions story, because the story was pretty good and ended on a cliffhanger. after veilguard thats no longer the case.
Anonymous No.713465376 [Report]
>>713464441
Anthem and Andromeda had a shitton of marketing to promote it compared to Veilguard which they didnt even bother with. That has to count for something, not much but something. There was just no attempt to sell the game to anyone. Thats bleak.
Anonymous No.713465568 [Report]
>>713456017
Whatever you say, buddy.
Anonymous No.713465628 [Report] >>713465775 >>713465903
>>713463742
>>713463687
why is sandal problematic? wouldnt he be good for inclusion and diversity because he is mentally handicapped?

and he was also a fan favorite, how can they just not inculde him in the game at all? i bet the veilguard devs didnt even play the other dragon age games.
Anonymous No.713465775 [Report]
>>713465628
No, portrayal of retards is off limits period.
Anonymous No.713465868 [Report] >>713465998 >>713466147
>>713463901
I seriously don't understand why there's such a disconnect between executive and AAA studios and fans.

Like DAO has stood the test of time (despite old /v/ shitting on the game constantly). BG3 proved that the market for crpgs is still out there. Just give the fans what they want.

Class variety

Dialogue choices

Spicy romances

Goth girls

Character interactions that doesn't involve modern Day fucking talking points

How is that fucking hard?
Anonymous No.713465903 [Report]
>>713465628
You can't include minorities unless they are brave and stunning and ten times better than normal people according to leftists.
Anonymous No.713465998 [Report] >>713466136
>>713465868
also bg3 you can just kill companions if you don't like them
i've played it twice and did the beheading cutscene, and then ended up killing her the second time bc she's obnoxious and barely has a quest
Anonymous No.713466069 [Report]
>>713458415
Yeah no thanks.
Anonymous No.713466136 [Report] >>713466842
>>713465998
*talking about karlach obviously

fuck that character and anyone who defends it. It's somebody at larian's very obvious self insert
Anonymous No.713466147 [Report] >>713467513
>>713465868
>DAO has stood the test of time
Nah
DAO has aged poorly, in fact it aged like milk
Anonymous No.713466270 [Report]
TOTAL

LEFTIST

BANKRUPTCY
Anonymous No.713466339 [Report] >>713466614
>>713455726 (OP)
The gameplay is legitimately bad and (amazingly) the writing is worse. This game could have has zero woke shit in it and it would still be the worst game of the year.
Anonymous No.713466361 [Report]
>>713462123
lel I remember the character reveal shit literally highlighted being a coffee lover for one the companions
Anonymous No.713466404 [Report] >>713467086
Baldur's Gate 3 reminded everyone that you can have your gay romances AND turn-based combat in an rpg
Anonymous No.713466614 [Report]
>>713466339
i never cared much about it but I remember drunkenly laughing my ass off when they finally did a gameplay trailer, i think it was at one of the geoff awards shows or something

it looked abysmal but it did accurately show how shallow the game was so I'll give them that
Anonymous No.713466842 [Report]
>>713466136
>actual quest ends right when act 2 starts
>every single interaction she has afterwards is bc she heckin knows somebody that you just met

she truly is the worst
Anonymous No.713467086 [Report]
>>713466404
i dont like the turn based combat, its so slow and cumbersome. couldnt play divinity original sin or those pathfinder games because everything takes forever and you have to learn so much shit. inquisitions combat is way better, there is only a handful of things you have to learn and its very fast and fluid. much comfier.
Anonymous No.713467121 [Report] >>713467385
>>713455726 (OP)
friendly reminder that according to the Schreier article, the writing on this could've potentially been even worse before it's 11th hour re-write. prior to that happening, it was allegedly more Forspoken-ish which i assume means it was probably the exact same script except the word fuck was thrown into every sentence.
Anonymous No.713467385 [Report]
>>713467121
isn't he the one who went on a twitter tirade saying "yeah this game fucking SUCKS, but it's making imaginary chuds mad in my mind so I'm giving it a positive review"
Anonymous No.713467513 [Report]
>>713466147
What's aged poorly?
Anonymous No.713467551 [Report]
>>713461589
*Ashley
Anonymous No.713467667 [Report]
>>713455726 (OP)
tranny devs