Thread 713457565 - /v/ [Archived: 799 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:13:48 PM No.713457565
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Kojima fucking won
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:16:22 PM No.713457795
>pretend you won
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:19:53 PM No.713458103
kojima goty
kojima goty
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>>713457795
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:03 PM No.713458985
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Im going to get so much use out of this new meem
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:32:59 PM No.713459140
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>>713457565 (OP)
The game isn't even officially out yet and /v/ is already mad.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:35:47 PM No.713459396
Even The Moon
Even The Moon
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>>713457565 (OP)
Even The Moon
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:36:57 PM No.713459505
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I'm not even a Kojimafag and I think this is the best looking open world game I've ever seen.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:40:05 PM No.713459765
>>713459140
I played to chapter 3, thought the game sucked and tapped out. Some Asshole today said the game does suck, but gets really good at Chapter 4 and that pissed me off yo no end.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:40:58 PM No.713459838
>>713459505
>litterally nothing
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:42:07 PM No.713459948
>>713459765
did you press triangle to pretend to have fun?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:42:27 PM No.713459980
>>713459505
is literally plain mountains my guy
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.713460038
>>713459140
Australia is already playing it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:43:29 PM No.713460056
>>713459505
Surely there is a better showcase scene? That just looks like some nanite demo.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:44:39 PM No.713460151
>>713457565 (OP)
>attach some kid to an adult male
>also DK Bananza and Pragmata
what's the angle?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:45:32 PM No.713460214
>>713459505
This is the "gameplay" btw for people who haven't played the first game. Walking on empty terrain between bases
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:45:35 PM No.713460223
>>713459505
>sees empty fucking rocks and cliffs
>wooo it looks so fucking good
But it's nothing? I'm not denying that the fidelity of the game's visuals are outstanding. But your example stinks.
You need to actually do something with the visuals for them to look good. You can't just have expertly rendered rocks.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:49:01 PM No.713460460
>>713459838
>>713459980
>>713460056
>>713460223
To be fair, those are good looking rocks.
Or maybe I'm just that easily impressed.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:49:40 PM No.713460506
>>713460151
Makes the adventure less "lonely". Serves as a contrasting foil to the older guy protagonist/player character. Needs to be small and carryable to make sense for being constantly with the protag. Can be more of a character than a simple dog/pet companion. Cute factor sells. Funny factor sells. Should I go on? It really shouldn't be a mystery.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:50:38 PM No.713460587
vision realized
vision realized
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>>713459396
blastbros... it was supposed to be us...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:51:33 PM No.713460653
>>713460223
The same retards say the same about most snoy games and even KCD2. They will look at pretty landscapes and think shits amazing
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:51:54 PM No.713460680
>>713459505
Are there any mods that remove the boring walking gameplay?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:53:47 PM No.713460830
>>713459505
woah that's a lot of nothingness
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:53:49 PM No.713460832
>>713459505
wow, look at all that empty space where you can walk
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:54:12 PM No.713460857
>>713460214
Aww, does zoomy need his Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation in the corner of the screen to stay engaged?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:56:35 PM No.713461020
>>713457565 (OP)
You don't get evaluated for imaginary victories
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:57:37 PM No.713461090
>>713458103
kek
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.713461289
>>713460151
Itโ€™s the new shortcut for emotional depth without writing a real character. Put a kid next to a gruff dude, and boomโ€”youโ€™ve tricked the player into feeling something. See also: Ellie, Atreus, that girl from Bioshock Infinite. Itโ€™s cheaper than developing a complex adult side character and gives devs plenty of chances for โ€œpress X to feelโ€ moments. Bonus points if the kid says weird philosophical stuff.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:00:39 PM No.713461309
>>713460857
Ds1 was literally chores simulator and the second game looks identical. Have "fun" playing this shit I'm not spending time and money on it.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:03:48 PM No.713461545
>>713461309
>filtered
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:05:38 PM No.713461685
>>713459505
It looks worse than Horizon 2. But I doubt anything can beat Horizon when it comes to graphics.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:12:26 PM No.713462117
>>713460151
jap devs convincing their undead population have some kids
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:12:41 PM No.713462138
>>713459505
i cant wait to zipline over all of that in 2 seconds
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:18:23 PM No.713462514
i wonder when geoff will give kojima an honorary GOTY. you know he's gagging to get down their and press that hard thing into his face.
he's never getting one at this rate, co33 cucked him hard this year.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:18:34 PM No.713462525
>>713460680
The traversal is the best part about DS. The shooting and driving certainly aren't good.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:19:24 PM No.713462581
>>713460214
Thatโ€™s only really true for the tutorial area of the first game
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:22:51 PM No.713462849
Wait, whut Since when Dayum
Wait, whut Since when Dayum
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Tomorrow is in your hands boys, you have to reach out, cup it gentle, firmly grasp it!
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:23:30 PM No.713462891
>>713462514
E33 has too much goodwill going for it. Plus Kojima is on the fucking VGA board and Geoff's bias towards the man has become a total meme at this point. VGA's giving Kojima GOTY would be seen as a complete fix unless everything else that year was total shit.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:23:54 PM No.713462921
>>713462849
I would like to smell tomorrow's asshole
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:24:29 PM No.713462964
>>713459505
You think this because it is undeniably true.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:28:50 PM No.713463273
>>713462891
without E33, what really would've stopped DS2 from getting it? it seems a clear second place.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:38:10 PM No.713463946
>>713459140
As always
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:42:40 PM No.713464260
>>713458985
Honestly it's better than "skip fight" since it tells them they're lying to themselves
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:44:33 PM No.713464390
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>>713459765
I bet you're one of those morons who unrionically say stuff like "/v/ tricked me into playing [game]" like personal taste isn't a thing. and chances are youโ€™re also one of those people who waste their time every single day lurking in threads about games they supposedly hate, just to repeat the same dull talking points like a monkey
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:45:29 PM No.713464442
>>713460214
>>713462581
And i still think it's fun. Not buying a ps5 though
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:46:05 PM No.713464487
>>713459505
It does look impressive
But I like videogames to play not to look at
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:53:52 PM No.713465108
>>713459505
can't tell if joking
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:54:41 PM No.713465168
>>713464487
>Game is entirely consistent gameplay, with steady progression of utilities, transportation, and some difficulty especially in the last few chapters.
>Little to no gameplay interruptions, with only very occasional calls from NPCs doling out info. Cutscenes are otherwise completely separate.
>No QTE bullshit.
>No narrow corridor walk and talk over-the-shoulder pseudo-cutscenes breaking up regular gameplay.
I mean if you don't care for the gameplay that's absolutely fine, but motherfucker please, it's the most video game among AAA video games we've videogame'd in ages.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:59:25 PM No.713465539
>>713459505
another console game involving mostly walking
when does it end
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:00:11 PM No.713465613
Only platinum chads will understand how good DS1 was.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:02:21 PM No.713465768
>>713461685
Is this an actual horizon fan? Holy shit I thought you people were completely made up
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:22:46 PM No.713467316
>>713461309
it still chores but they acknowledge shooting mules to clear camp missions and climb a mountain with ropes