Thread 713458651

I'm about to start my yearly replay. Liara is the best waifu btw, fuck talifags

ME1 Liara is

>>713458651 (OP)
Luv this blueberry.

her ass would feel like two blue basket balls.

liara is absolutely the worst character and i wish i could kill her and replace her with literally anyone else in the series.

>>713459486
Nice

>>713459486
thats acceptable but i will be bouncing things off of that.

>>713458651 (OP)
>no conk
worthless.

>>713458651 (OP)
All three?

>>713458651 (OP)
Asari are ugly and I don't understand why anyone would be attracted to them

>>713459597
>no texture on her skin
lazy pornmaker
the real good asari porn remembers that their skin has a different texture, it's not just human skin but blue.

>>713459776
Ugly people browse this board

>Requires origin.
Pass.

>>713459776
liara is ugly. benezia, samara/morinth, aria tloak, probably others i can't remember are all hot. i liked the butch daddy asari in ME2 but i remember her specifically being quite uggo.

>>713458651 (OP)
>I'm about to start my yearly replay.
So. Are there any good gooner mods for the ME1-3 games?

Asking for myself, not a friend.

>>713458651 (OP)
>race of slender, graceful, and beautiful woman
>the one fat, autistic, and ugly one is your romance option

>>713459597
My favorite art is the one of her making space pancakes and being playful with the batter so wholesome

>>713461684
>race of sluts
>the one virgin is your romance option
notice that at no point did they ever mention she had sex with some random soldier or done mouth stuff..

>>713458651 (OP)
samara is the best she is the best i want her to be my mommy gf

>>713462059
>can't get laid because she's a retard who's fat and ugly
>this is endearing because muh virgin
>sex with a virgin is good because I've never had sex and don't know how much it sucks
Shepard is 29. He should expect girls to have experience.

>>713459757
yeah

>>713458651 (OP)
talifags don't think about you at all

>>713462202
nah, that's what hookers are for

>>713462949
You will never have sex in your life if you only find virgins acceptable.

>>713463019
nah, that's what hookers are for

>>713463019
I'll never have sex, period.

>>713458651 (OP)
>fuck talifags
I'm on it!

>>713464210
It's easy to get laid when you lower your standards (especially for the first few practice girls). You can go to a bar *right now* and buy a fat chick a beer. You'll be getting blown in the parking lot shortly thereafter. Once your confidence increases and the overwhelming need to just get laid for the first time is gone, hotter chicks become easier.

>>713458651 (OP)
>Doesn't give you babies
ew
ewwwwwwww
ewwwwww
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>713464337
I always wonder if posts like these are made be the ignorant or the old.
No one of my generation visits bars anymore. They've gotten too expensive.

>>713464337
>You can go to a bar
>Once your confidence increases
my confidence isn't high enough to go to a bar

>>713464746
>No one of my generation
Are you starting to see the problem?
>but the age gap!

>>713465064
Sorry, let me rephrase.
No one under 40 goes to bars anymore. They're too expensive.

>>713459417
>That thigh gap

>>713465187
Again, do you not see the problem with that? Take home a 50 year old divorcee who's gone so far past the wall that she's approaching it again. Pussy still makes you cum.

> liarafags

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>713465281
I am not attracted to the elderly, sadly.
And I would have to be erect to have sex.

>>713465748
You'd be surprised how turned on you get when you smell that pussy wafting out of granny panties.

>>713459486
and that's a good thing

>>713465540
Liara would never remarry, she is faithful and loyal until her death

>>713467635
She agrees to a threesome bro, there's no way she's staying loyal

Liara is boring and manages to go three entire games without saying anything at all interesting. More then any other squadmate bringing her along to a mission is a complete waste of a slot because her comments on any given situation add nothing at all. she is the most third-wheel character to ever exist.

Shep is Liara's cocktoy

>>713467990
EMBRACE ETERNITY was pretty interestingly retarded. never going to live it down.

>>713468034
this but maleshep and samara and never ever liara.

>>713468034
>Shep not pictured

>>713468034
who is that in the middle?

>>713468656
Samantha Traynor, I think.

>>713465540
That pasta paints an interesting question, /v/. If you married and your beloved wife died of natural causes while you were still effectively in your early 20s, would you then become celibate and never date or have sex again?

>>713468656
malcolm

>>713468986
It's a virgin autist misconception. They believe they should be the only person a woman has sex with, and vice versa. They don't understand that relationships don't work like in movies/books/games, and breakups happen, with people moving to new people. So the very concept that a woman has ever possibly had sex doesn't make sense to them. As they get older, still clinging to their virginity, the pool of available virgins drops, so they're clinging to this ideal in their 40s, when they should be thinking "well, this woman doesn't have TOO MANY kids."

>>713458651 (OP)
What did Xhe mean by this?

>>713469719
>fuck right off

>>713469719
A woman is an adult female human.
When there's only one gender, there's no sense in differentiating between male or female.

>>713469719
just confirming kaiden is a gay

>>713469909
What about male women with penises? Trust the science.

>>713469625
It makes sense, you retard. It's just not desirable.