>defeat the final boss
>ending credits start rolling
>suddenly the boss wakes up and kills you while you have your guard down

>>713461758 (OP)
>rubber band physics ensure the guy in last place qlways pulls ahead at the very end

>>713461758 (OP)
I would mail manure to the game developer if that ever happened.

>>713461758 (OP)
I love when the boss has a final "fuck you" attack after you kill it
That shit is funny
>gunstar heroes with my brother
>I know the game inside out
>we beat black
>brother is almost dead
>tell him to get the gem
>gets blown up and dies
>gif rel his face when

>>713461946
>luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

>>713462539
>retard didn't align the grid properly and the robot's thinks there's a space there
user error, skill issue frankly

>>713461758 (OP)

>>713461946
i will not sexualize the skaters

>UP!

>rhythm game final boss
>sneaks a final note in after the screen turns black and a cutscene starts playing

>>713464108
my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily FLEX

>>713461758 (OP)
Why are they doing this? Imagine being such an arrogant piece of shit that you think you can relax for even just a second until you have actually finished the race/game/whatever.

>defeat the final boss
>it was just a decoy

>>713464064
Why are there so many robot worshipers on 4chan

>>713464620
I don't get it.

>>713461758 (OP)
name 1 video game that does that

>>713464758
entire team at game objective
one player from opposite team teleports to THEIR game objective and solo's it before they can win the game

>>713464573
Usain Bolt did it and set a new world record at the same time
It was absolutely based

>>713464620
Seeing the overblown stage suddenly shift into whatever placid LoL or Dota gameplay I'm supposed to be looking at will never not be funny

>>713464758
He started celebrating before the throne fall because most on the enemy time were already dead and he thought he already won. The player on the enemy team (spider hero) teleported to his base and destroyed his throne first because instead of hitting the enemy throne he was jumping and celebrating like a SEA monkey.

>>713464853
DKC1 zoomer kun

>>713464620
>cuck sports

>>713464204
Anon those are men!

>>713464909
DotA is unironically one of the deepest competitive video games ever. If that is not enough than you should go back to watching football or whatever you're expecting.

>>713465119
Men with some very fine asses and legs

>>713465224
to be fair, the clip itself doesn't do the match justice and at face value it doesn't look impressive. You'd not only have to know what's going on (which most anons here apparently do not), but also know why's all of that going on.

>>713464204

>>713464620
>white dude outsmarts island chinks

>>713465251
I shant deny. Plus my weakness is body-suits.
M-maybe if they wore full-faced helmets..

>>713465224
It isn't. They just make it visually complicated.

>t. 2000 hours on dota, highest rank

I will say. It does take more skill than something brian dead like League.

>>713465996
>t. 2000 hours on dota
So you beat the tutorial, good job.
>highest rank
>2000 hours
Why are you like this? Do you like shitposting that much? Is it plastic in the water? Poo in the loo?

>>713466247
>2000 hours just to get the hang of the core gameplay
nta but how the fuck can you look at this and not think this is a waste of time? do you know what you could've done with 2000 hours? spend it shitposting on /v/ for example

>>713466394
>and not think this is a waste of time
It absolutely is. No one will ever try to deny it except shitposters like that idiot before.
I just enjoy the competitive matches nowadays, like I said, it's a pleasure to watch, the strategical and mechanical depth is on another level.

>>713466394
>>713466839
I just like waddling around peeping people, simple as

>>713461946
>tfw they still haven't learned

>>713461758 (OP)
>90% chance to hit

>>713466839
>mechanical depth
Dota 2 has an extremely low execution ceiling.
I've seen players in herald execute shit at the same level as immortals

>>713465734
NO... they probably have w-wives...

>>713467138
then why aren't heralds at immortal, then?

>>713461946
I love Aussies so much is unreal.
<3

>>713467052
be nice to saka he's a good lad

>>713465048
What was the rest of celebrating guy's team doing then?

>>713461946
he got lucky

>>713467170
>>713464204

>companion betrays you

>>713462539
thanks for some free manure, the shit is gold

>>713461758 (OP)
Donkey Kong Country

>>713467138
Sure it's easy. Anyone can press a button. Now press five different buttons on ten different moving heroes in two seconds.

>>713467439
The look on the horse's face never fails to make me laugh.

>>713467439

>>713467439
>YJK

>>713464064
the robot made the grid, anon

>>713467439
It's funny how she essentially got cancelled for this and lost her career, even though it absolutely turns out the horse was completely picked wrong. Should never have been there, didn't listen to others even before that and that she only had to do that one part to guarantee gold.

>matchmaking is broken

>>713467357
They're hitting the throne / fighting not dead enemy heroes. The jumping monkey is the "position 1" player in the team, which means he gets the most money and deal by far the most damage. His lost the game that was basically impossible to lose at that point.

>you can breed monsters

>>713467560

>>713467738
The amount of clips of that that were uploaded to pornhub was truly amazing.

>>713467586
>faults just shooting up
lmao, riders are such fucking losers

>>713467812
or monsters can breed me

t. white woman

>>713467812
the most this nigga can do is probably fetch me the remote controller from under the sofa

>enemy ragdoll starts glitching

>>713461758 (OP)
Good. Reminds me of that one chick skier in the Olympics a decade ago who starting flaunting before the finish line only to fall on her ass and lose the gold.

>>713467960
how they fuck they allow this, lmao

>>713467872
what the lore behind this? or what shoild i google to find out?

>>713468025
Olympics are a joke.

>>713467872
Is she crying?

>>713468025
They always get a bunch of retarded meme disciplines in to get the "modern audience".
This time it was breakdancing.

>>713468061

>critical hits can permanently debuff your character

>>713468061
JUST HOW NEW not to the internet, but to life in general are you?

>>713468096
That's what he asked, how the fuck they allowed this as "breakdancing"?

>>713467052

>>713467670
That's really sad and not funny at all, probably intentional to fuck her over

>>713467812

>>713468206
>how the fuck they allowed this as "breakdancing"?
Because it is?

>>713468025
she ran the only breakdancing organization in australia and picked herself to compete thats how lol

though this basically happens every time at the olympics with whatever one-time experimental sport they allow in. it'll never come back

1912 olympics had poetry writing and the guy who got poetry into the olympics won with his ""anonymous"" poem which was widely panned at the time as being awful

>>713468147
>his body inflating and deflating like a cartoon
kek

>>713468147
Good god, you can see his head hit the corner of the doryo, that must have concussed him at a minimum.

>immersive disguise system

>>713466394
Original posted, yes it's a waste of time. That's why I stopped playing it year back when they started adding MMR and changing the map.

I also have like 2000 hours in TF2 (I have mastered every class and can switch to any class to win the match for the team) and I feel like that wasn't a waste of time at all. With Dota it was just 40 minute stale mates over and over, team members blaming everyone but themselves. I had enough of it. Right now I just play Pokemon Unite and it's hilarious taking all that Dota2 experience and dropping it on this smaller/faster game and going like 23 win steaks in a row.

>>713468235
Oh yeah, it's horrible for everyone and now future Pentathlons have no horse sections, completely invalidating the comparability to any previous events.

People don't seem to understand that it's not her horse she's riding - the riders are given random horses by the luck of the draw, and it's up to the organizers to provide horses that can actually be ridden. The person riding has been in multiple events before, won gold at multiple events and has been in four olympic games. Now she's retired and whoever looks up her name will see her shame plastered forevermore.

>>713468719
>that must have concussed him at a minimum.
Anon, he's fucking dead

>>713468206
you can send liberally anyone to participate on the events, she just lied about her abilities and nobody bother to check her before she arrived there

>>713468235
It's 100% intentional. The media and public tried to smear her after saying she "punched" the horse when it was just a tap to urge the horse. She pissed off some rich elite for this to happen

>>713467738
Be real, they dropped the ball (lol) because of some kind of Brazilian mafia black mail, right?

>>713468795
oohhh nooo some petty noble is forever shamed and will just have to while away her time on sail boats and resorts for the rest of her like sooooo sad lmao

>>713468795
>will see her shame plastered forevermore.
Maybe she should have taken it with dignity instead of crying like a little girl? It's very unbecoming.

>>713468061
Horse let the Nazi bitch know who's in charge,

>>713468067
And which poor performing country are you from?

>>713468096
Don't let memegun fool you, the breakdancing was a great time
I watched the men's and they did impressive stuff while having a good time and basically joking around with their opponent. One of the blessings of your sport not being taken as some hyper competitive thing I suppose

>>713468814
You can see him breathing, unless something happened after that I'm not aware off.

>>713467618
>the game was rigged all along

>>713468795
lol. lmao even.

>>713468963
>because of some kind of Brazilian mafia black mail, right?
Nigga, it's Brazil. They were almost getting lynched after the game. Why would anyone agree to a fixed game if the outcome will be the same for you (getting killed by the mafia or the mob).
It was just plain old hubris. You can see how after the second goal (which is not anything that can't be turned around, especially when it's so early in the game) they just kinda gave up.

>>713469129
>Don't let memegun fool you, the breakdancing was a great time
Oh don't worry, I watched it. At least a few of them. Not for me, and I stand by it being very silly.

>>713469128
Israel

>>713467475
t. bethesda fan

>>713469169
https://sumowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Hibikiryu_Mitsuki#Concussion_Incident_and_Death

>>713469308
Oh well I guess that seals it then. This random dipshit doesn't like it.

>>713469028
That's why it's funny even if it's tragic.
>>713469096
Olympic athletes in general are quite egomaniacs, more than half of them would be fine with dying if it meant that they won the gold medal. She was essentially a guaranteed gold if it weren't for the horse (that also refused to do anything for the previous competitor).

>>713469461
ywnbab

>>713469426
Oh my god that's fucking horrible, I can't imagine how his opponent must have felt.

>Olympics, female "skateboarding"
>Literally just children doing ollies and kickflips.
Nice, olympic athletes.

>>713469426
Thats absolutely nuts I never knew sumo wrestling could kill you in the ring

>>713469759
Nearly anything can kill you. Completely randomly. Don't worry about it.

>>713469759
The dohyo is hardened clay, its like falling on concrete.

>>713468795
Did the dumb creature at least get glued?

>>713469759
Bro how the fuck could it not kill? It's INSANELY dangerous.
Two behemoths literally butting heads as hard as they can, even the arena is elevated so you get extra fucked just for laughs.

>>713469426
>they were friends from high school
oof

>>713469897
No she went on to retire and still lives in germany to this day.

>>713469897
No, women usually get off scott-free.
Would hotglue her though

>>713469925
Its crazy they don't have paramedics on hand to immediately respond to any injuries

>>713470032
There are paramedics on staff, they just never responded quickly, they do now after that incident, they swarm within seconds now if a wrestler doesn't get up right away.

>>713470032
There's been a lot of push recently for that so it's not such an immediate concern.

Not that they can do anything if you just fucking die on the spot or break your shit, but still.

>>713469824
Well no shit, but I'm not gonna stop breathing or drinking water on the (small) off-chance they both might kill me

>>713469928
That must sting honestly, being responsible for the death of your high school friend

>>713470149
>they just never responded quickly
why did they think they were there in the first place then? to enjoy the show?

>>713469959
>>713469996
You cheeky little shits.

>>713470149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_fHHBzR7w
>they just stand around the guy doing nothing
crazy

>>713470262
Well, they probably weren't sure if it was okay for them to enter the ring just yet. It's a traditional thing, you know? Maybe they should sprinkle some salt first...

>>713464108
>Do you remember vodka?

>>713470351
They were thinking
>Surely because he just went BLEHH doesn't mean he's actually dead.
>He'll get up any moment now...!

>>713461946
https://youtu.be/7HAJekLQyd0?si=n8oMgOqX9ShVurTa
What instantly came to mind. The music even fits when watching them all turn in sync.

>>713469824
I died reading this post.

>>713469169
>You can see him breathing
The respiratory-system can basically go into a automatic-mode regardless of brain-activity. Sounds fucking gnarly when it happens, but essentially, breathing doesn't mean a whole lot for brain-status.

>>713470612
I was trying to find an example. But holy fuck youtube sucks balls.

>>713464064
>that pause before the robot's last move
It knew what it was doing.

>>713470856
You won't find shit like that but you will find algorithmically created childrens-cartoon slop or tantric massage naked ladies slop.

>>713470612
they wiki article stated he was conscious when got to the hospital. he just died of respiratory problems later

>>713468147
Is Sumo Wrestling still considered Japan's National Sport or is it Baseball now?

>>713471134
Yeah, I'm just saying that him "breathing" isn't an indication of things being fine and dandy.

>>713471173
its still sumo

though it was should be MMA style samurai fights in full armor. that stuff is way more fun to watch

>>713469426
>Mario does foreplay

>>713470612
>>713470612
Yeah breathing can be automatic or manual the body essentially takes the reins on "oh shit gotta stay alive" stuff like that depending on the situation, like sleeping or getting knocked out vs holding your breath for swimming underwater. Doesn't mean its perfect though, you can still die if you pass out somewhere you know its gonna kill you like a pool of water.

>>713471295
That's like saying that America's national sport should be Faux Cowboy Duels.
Wait that sounds fucking awesome.

>>713471463
yeah it should be

>>713471313
why are you like this anon?

>>713471313
Hahahahahaha

>>713464573

high level sports athletes tend to have high egos and like to think they're the hottest shit in their field

>>713461758 (OP)
>>713464108

>>713471524
I've spent my entire laugh trying to make people laugh to the point that almost everything I do is through a lens of comedy regardless of how inappropriate or offensive it might be.

>>713470262
Tradition, for example women CANNOT enter the dohyo, say someone passes out or is hurt and the only person present is a woman, they would have to drag out the wrestler before letting her tend to him.

>>713471816
how does this happen?

>>713469426
>On March 26, 2021, during a match against Imafuku, Hibikiryu was dropped onto his head and neck and suffered a concussion and fell unconscious on the ring. Hibikiryu was conscious when he was taken to the ambulance several minutes after the fall and was able to speak while in the hospital, but he died of acute respiratory failure on April 28, 2021.
Strange.

>>713471934
I cant imagine a lot of paramedics in japan are women

>>713462539
>that pause
my sides

>>713467738
The goalocaust...

>>713467586
based horse

>>713467379
it's not like he was there because of the make a wish foundation. you don't get to that point by not being really good, it's fine to celebrate fate from that point

>>713470856
They're even worse lately, sometimes they'll show me completely random shit unrelated to what I typed in.

>>713471945
promised that victory millennium ago

>>713471859
I chuckled anyway I was just not expecting it

>>713472590
It'll show you 4 shorts that have only a very tangible relevancy to what you searched for and about 2 actual videos - then it'll just show you previous watched videos that are completely unrelated.
It's absolutely dystopian.

If you don't know the EXACT wording of the title, you won't find what you're searching for.

>>713461946
Imagine practicing for years to get to the olympics and then you win like this.

>>713464620
god esports is so fucking stupid, glad I never gave any time watching people compete in these shitty games

>>713472913
for sure. posting here is a much better use of time.

>>713464620
KINO

>>713473368
this, but unironically

>>713461946
I dont get it, the turns are way too tight
Theres hardly any space to pass someone, a slip is basically bound to happen. Even more so when you are getting closer to the finish as that is when everyone will start to really push it
Olympics are fucking weird man

>>713473638
olympics make more sense when you realize a bunch of the games are nu bullshit that get made up on the fly

>>713473638
A lot of things are fun until you hyper-optimize them, then they turn weird

>>713472913
just watch counter-strike not that nerd shit

>>713470896
Watch out, we got a robot psychiatrist here!

>>713467618
that was a different robot

>>713464234
Underrated.
Getting 100 view rating on that chapter is bitch cause of that.

>>713468341

>heard Olympics is adding e-sports
>curious what games they're adding
>most of the games is just mobile tier trash with like 2-3 actually known games on the list like Gran Turismo or Fortnite

They really should stick to their own lane of IRL sports honestly.

>>713467439
>>713467586
Why are women so fucking useless and dramatic?

>>713461758 (OP)
The best part of this, is how the guy taking lead does his final push at exactly the same time he's crossing into the lead, and looks over to the guy he's passing. Posing the perfect shot to humiliate the other man.

>>713467586
Who says women in sports can't be entertaining?

>>713474538
turns out treating them like a princess growing up and making sure they want for nothing was a bad idea.

who would have guessed, it is their future husbands problem now.

>queue up
>opponent lags so hard you can never fight back

>>713461946
>everyone else: the sweaty tryhards who never have fun
>first place: me just casually joining and leaving after having a good time and the team wins

Women and Sports will never mix

>>713474987

>>713475156
HOW

>>713467009
Based peeper.

>Opponent can force you into an emote

>>713475210
>Pushing 100 frames of rollback

>>713461946
Luckgod-sama, I kneel...

>>713475210

>>713469426
Imagine the huge dump he took when he died

>>713470538
Stream that movie if you are so great.

>>713467586
this shit annoys me, like the horse clearly doesn't want to do this shit, if you want to compete do it on your own, don't force a poor animal

>>713467960
man i'm not clicking that shit

>>713471463
Its called Cowboy Action Shooting

>>713467960
ABSOLUTE CINEMA

>>713475156
This is why I stopped playing multiplayer games outright. One day I had to suffer from a 1000 ping lag spike and just threw my hands in the air not in rage but in complete exasperation, pulled the ethernet cable out of the router and walked across my home for 5 minutes

>>713474120
is there an enigger that doesnt cheat?

>>713468073
No.

>>713468147
>their reactions
Has an injury never happened in the history of sumo before? What the fuck?

>>713470032
Generally speaking sumo is all rigged. Its like pro wrestling so they usually don't expect anyone to actually get hurt.

>>713470032
iirc there's some autistic rules about how certain people are absolutely not allowed to enter the ring or step onto the raised platform (dohyō). I haven't seen this clip before but I imagine everyone just waited around for him to get up instead of approaching to examine his condition.

>>713461758 (OP)
>boss spares you

>>713467960
Is this as bad as it seems, or is she making some obscure move that's worth more points or something?

>>713477117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wItb9Jsn38k
Happens all the time, the Japs are absolutely terrible about responding to it in appropriate time. Having medical staff on site would, apparently, sully the sanctity of le sacred dohyo....

>>713477117
Constantly, the dohyo is unforgiving as fuck, saw more than a few during the last basho, broken arms, broken fingers, fucked up knees.

>>713476286
I meant shooting paintball rounds at each other like you're dueling at High Noon

>>713477469
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>713464297
Zero, I...

>>713467738
do you think the germans feel bad about leading 11 men to their deaths?

>>713477117
>NOOO EVERY SPORT MUST BE SAFE AAAAAAAA

>>713478278
They wrestle hurt all the time to.

>>713467439
Future glue factory resident

>>713467738
>3 goals in 3 minutes
damn, i forgot how bad it actually was.

>>713474458
That's the problem with esports. They didn't stick something good. Its always Moba or starcraft and other gay shit. Its never like watching two nerds compete for the highest metal slug score.

>>713467960
>when you single-handedly destroy any chance of a sport being featured at the next Olympics

kinda funny they featured this in France rather than wait 4 more years to have it in the country it actually originated from. honestly who the fuck was asked for this?

>>713478721
Bro I’d pay real money to watch two autistic dudes go full throttle on a Time Crisis 2 cab with sweatbands and custom light guns. Peak esports is just old men in arcade trenches with carpal tunnel and a dream.

>>713461946
>people shit on NASCAR
>this gay shit is an olympic sport
i dont even like nascar, but this is retarded.

>>713467052
The blackpill is that they wanted a black guy to score the winning goal, so they put in less than ideal choices for this and lost.

>>713469379
Absolute kek

>>713462539
Based robot chad

>>713477469
It's exactly as bad as it looks. Perhaps worse.

>>713464620
I used to watch dota2 but don't recognize half these people except based Zai of course

>>713467439
I couldn't really understand how so many people hated the girl and coach for this. The only one to blame is the Olympics for allowing this horse to compete at all. What is she really supposed to do if the horse is completely uncooperative?

The truth is that people just want someone to hate while feeling righteous at the same time. It is essentially hard coded into our biological programming. Since we can't hate browns anymore, we have to hate people for shit like this.

>>713476582
in shooters they all cheat. its not even worth the effort to get good anymore.

>>713465224
>warcraft 3 for retards is actually deep and complex
ok

>>713475210
the special technique of shadowboxing

>>713472362
Ballocaust is better.

>>713467960
>entered the legend of human history
>French named sissy won against her and no one will ever know about her
peak clown world

>>713469129
>One of the blessings of your sport not being taken as some hyper competitive thing I suppose
imagine breakdancing devolved into some sort of samey soulless meta and none of the taunts

>>713469129
that one jap boy who did the quad headspin was hot af

>>713471463
Gunslinging is a legitimate sport, it’s often played up fir entertainment but I’d take that over the limp wristed bionic bullshit Olympic sharpshooting is

>>713473638
Olympics are a fucking joke. Shit is corrupt, badly managed and a total fucking shitshow.
Theyve tried to ban wrestling like 6 times despite the fact its the cheapest fucking sport in existence to host since all you need is a mat, ignoring the 500 fucking swimming events who no one gives a fuck about that need a pool.
Judo had its leg grabs removed in 2008 because they said it was too close to wrestling after trying to remove wrestling.
The only reason men and womens shooting sports are seperate is because some chink peasant lady won gold once and then they seperated them.
The IOC embezzles a shitton of cash(see the fuckshow that was france).

>>713484006
I know.
I'm just saying shooting at each other would be more fun.

>>713483271
Reminds me of some old race where nobody cared who won, all the press was focused on the "free bleeding" woman saying not be ashamed of periods with blood all over her crotch.

>>713464620
lmao people watch this fucking retarded simplification of RTS?
it just looks like a mobile game

>>713484071
with today's tech, I'm sure we could make pistol dueling safe
Hell, olympic level airsoft would be fucking rad, guy's planning warfare maneuvers, diving out of windows, blind firing under cover, climbing up trees for reconnaissance, dropping grenades on each other. Nobody would die, but I think it would be still be great

>>713483789
The spin2win guy?

>>713467738
I'm honestly surprised brazil didn't nuke itself god damn this shit was embarrassing

>>713468147
mirin the ref's footwork

>>713467960
Now just hear me out...

>>713465224
>5 people on enemy base
>no more tower
>balanced and fair guy teleport in enemy team and outspeed them alone while destroying tower

>>713474987
wtf why is the ref not stopping those illegal strikes by the ps5 game

>>713475156
out fucking skilled

>>713476132
>do it on your own
Careful what you wish for

>>713484430
asians expect me to take them seriously and they start spinning.

>>713476582
This one clearly wasn't cheating
There are clips where its 100% obvious though

>>713467439
I looked into this and i always thought you brought your horse to this, i mean its already a rich persons sport really. But no, apparently they give you a horse you never seen like right before the event, which seems ridiculous.

>>713462539
Donkey Kong Country does that.

>>713474987
>black man vs job applications

>>713484638
He doesn't want to get cancelled for homophobia

>>713461946
My old highschool principle once showed us this footage as a way to say "never give up" because we were ALL failing school (awful teachers). My class later were all talking about how bullshit it was because he won out of luck, not hard work. Said principle died from a heart attack about 5 years back mere days before his retirement.

>>713468061
She was given a horse that didn't want to cooperate.

>>713467960
This is peak woman moment. She genuinely believed she was worthy of being in the olympics on the world stage doing this because women get handed absolutely everything without earning it. She has a phd in break dancing or some stupid shit and genuinely believes she's infallible and that no one can tell her she's wrong or bad. This was the perfect analogy for women being allowed in politics and the work force

>>713484992
>principle
You're still failing btw

>>713474538
nigga you would fucking cry too if you practiced for several years for the world's biggest tournament only to lose due to the equipment provided to you

>>713467052
this was when bongistanis got upset by the heckin roicism, right?

>>713465224
That's not splatoon.
Also esports is for niggers.

>>713461758 (OP)
That's exactly how DKC plays out, except you're a sucker if you fall for it.

>fighting game has a huge roster

>defeat "final boss"
>credits roll
>true final boss tears apart credits and announces his existence
>there's more story

>>713485332
Where's Princess?

>>713467052
>whatever the unholy fuck that flag is
>rainbow barf
>wasting your winning kick on a no skill nog
Boy I sure do hate antiwhiteism.

>>713469028
Shut the fuck up retard you have no compassion.

>>713485286
bongistanis are literally cancelling politicians over not watching the latest netflix tv show so no

>>713467586
this is cool.

>>713483449
It’s called floor exercise.

>>713485182
She doesn't believe any of this shit. She's australian, she was trolling the whole time, that's what they do

>>713467586
>>713467670
>>713468235
Of course it was intentional anon.
Fucking vile cunts.

>>713469639
They're honorable japanese warriors who follow bushido code. They know it's a matter of life and death when they enter combat, even in sport

>>713484071
Anything that removes real guns firing real bullets makes it infinitely more gay, not more fun.

>>713467738
God I love Germany.

>>713480659
This requires skill at least.

>>713467960

>>713463171
>>713461758 (OP)
>beat boss battle
>someodd debris or poison dot time attack kills you.
>you die
>have to do the boss battle again.

>>713485993
The big dicked spinning mushroom never gets old

>>713468061
>Olympis horse riding competion
>German gal is acing every event without issue or flaw
>final event comes up
>riders must get a random horse they do NOT know. Never rode, nor trained and do an obsticle course
>the olympian judges/horse cunts pick the most disobiedent foul attitudes piss shit horse possible
>all of this was WELL KNOW AND DOCUMENTED prior to the horse being picked picked
>SURPRISINGLY the ill behaviored horse did NOT behave at all. causing her to break down over the very obvious blatant sabotage performed which robbed her of gold
How this gal didn't sue the fuck out of the olympics is beyond me.
What a vile act.

>update introduces a powercrept class

>>713467586
Is the horse getting scared because of those sharingans around the shit he has to jump?

>>713467439
>>713467560

>>713468140
>>713468061
>>713467872
I'm surprised the horse didn't suplex itself and leave the woman paralyzed.

>>713486132
but doesn't this imply this exact thing is happening to other riders regularly and they're just handling it with civility and grace so it largely goes under the radar

>>713486450
the horse knew what he was doing, he wanted her to suffer for as long as possible

>>713467872
I like his ear hat.

>>713461758 (OP)
>>>/b/

>>713464620
kek reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsmykJiCceg

>>713486632
Sorry, jannies only delete on topic threads

>>713486187
I don't watch the futbol, but do blacks genuinely think professional players don't have tricks like this up their sleeve or something?

>>713486897
>do blacks genuinely think professional players don't have tricks like this up their sleeve or something?
Let me blow your mind.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/05/donald-glover-cant-save-you

The relevant quote:
>Glover said that he thinks of reality as a program and his talent as hacking the code: “I learn fast—I figured out the algorithm.” Grasping the machine’s logic had risks. “When people become depressed and kill themselves, it’s because all they see is the algorithm, the loop,” he said. But it was also exhilarating. When he was ten, he said, “I realized, if I want to be good at P.E., I have to be good at basketball. So I went home and shot baskets in our driveway for six hours, until my mother called me in. The next day, I was good enough that you wouldn’t notice I was bad. And I realized my superpower.” During a lunch break on set one day, in the gym of a Baptist church, I had watched Glover play 21 against five crew members. He made three long jumpers, then began charging the lane to launch Steph Curry-style runners—stylish, ineffective forays facilitated by the crew’s reluctance to play tough D. “It sounds like I’m sucking my own dick—‘Oh, he thinks he’s great at everything,’ ” he said now, leaning forward. “But what if you had that power?”

Now, get past the inanity and actually think about it. This man, rich, successful, considered a voice of black intellectualism, thinks he INVENTED PRACTICE. The fucking concept of doing something more than once to get better at it sprung purely from his genius and no one has ever thought of it before him. He's dead serious. It's an article in The New Yorker praising him and it takes you to a conclusion more hideous than any 4chins copypasta.

>>713473638
Olympic is just corrupt man

>>713463171
Happens in the first 2D Bloodstained at least. You kill the boss and they have this unexpected as fuck attack that makes you panic but it just makes you 1 HP or something like that. Still scared me balls the first time but you can avoid it.

>>713486897
mahomes would unironically be a top 10 player in soccer, the average soccer player is like 5'10

>>713484430

>>713473638
That's literally how bradbury won, he was only in that race because of crashes in the previous races, you can literally see him start hanging back near the end because he was expecting it to happen

>>713485584
i never seen that whore showing concern about how I felt once

>>713485332
I hate these things so much.
It's just awful.

>>713485395
Kid Icarus Upraising was a damn fine game anon.

>>713467960
Why did she do it, has she said? Was she having a laugh or making a statement?

incoming blogpost holyshit

>>713484419
just do it laser tag style. shouldnt be hard to do some shit like aersol spray each player with something that infrared/thermal cameras pick up like crazy, and just hook a camera to the end of a blank firing gun. hook a computer up and some wireless shit and if when you pull the trigger, your barrels lined up at something that the thermal camera recognizes as "target", send a wireless message to the other guy hes ded-o and disable his gun.
that way you could go round firing full powder blanks with the appropriate sound, flash, recoil and case ejection directly at humans at less then 50 feet without worrying about alec baldwinning them

then combine it with my drunk driving derby simulation business idea. make a fake town out of basically foamcore blocks, get some cars, modify them to be remote controllable (take control away from the driver in the car itself) and let people hoon around while getting drunk. youd have a person "watching" every car, a drone cam and onboard cameras so if they did something TOO stupid (drive straight at eachother at 50mphs) the operators could swerve/stop. but with an appropriately safe enough car and gear, let them drive around and attempt PIT stop manauevers and fire blank firing SBR's at eachother GTA style. just have some sort of top speed limit, and specifically choose cars that feel faster then they are (little, low to the car sporty things like maybe a souped up miata)

imagine how expensive the insurance for this business would be. if they didnt just laugh at you.

>>713487518
If she saw you at the Olympics, she'd probably be all, "Ja, ist uber schweet zhey letten der tardenkind reit der reitenschweinn."

>>713486497
I don't know that specific horse's history competition wise but the rider has won gold many times using a variety of horses. So she knows what she is doing, the olympic committee should know better than to have completely unruly beasts on offer.

>>713488172
>shes really good at it if the creatures 100% obediant and just does everything itself
seems a weird sport. if a dude can ONLY get around a track in a specially souped up sports car but cant make it around the track once in a beater shitbox? are they really a good driver, or is it just a good car.

>>713488112
>"Ja, ist uber schweet zhey letten der tardenkind reit der reitenschweinn."
C..cute..? Danke...?
*Spills strombolli*

>>713487132
I don't watch sports so I have no idea who/what you're talking about.

>>713487061
Hmmm. Another reason to dislike this faggot.

>>713486187
>Black American does the most basic shit an okay SA high schooler does
>BRUH THEY BETTER WATCH OUT

>>713488343
>LOOK LOOK! I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS ABSURDLY FAMOUS GUY IS! I AM SOOOOOO QUIRKY AND COOL XD
*sigh*

>>713488316
>sport requires the animal to adhere to basic commands at minimum
>the beast choosen is known to just not comply and misbehave and be disturptive as possible
>anon: REEEEEE I FUCKING HATE WOMEN REEEE FUCKING WOMEN STUPID THINGS
dumb fuck nigger ape.
For your own analogy wtfh should the driver do if the shitter box breaks down mid way through the track and the car is known to do this on multiple occasions?
Worthless fucking tard.

>>713488415
>nigger faggot lover proclaims to the world for his love of niggers and faggots
I don't know what twat you refer to either.
But imagine being White and obsessing over and worshipping nogs.
Do better.

>>713488415
I've literally never heard of this retard, but also I'm not a normalnigger golem and I haven't watched TV in 15 years and have never used social media.

>>713471945
Desync.

>>713472913
there's only one game worth watching

>>713488640
>and have never used social media
anon?

>>713488719
4chan is not social media unless you want to define social media so broadly that the entire internet fits under that umbrella.

>>713488771
and what is social media to you?

>>713488814
A website where people post information about their daily lives and compete for attention, such as twitter or facebook or myspace. 4chan is a hobbyist forum.

>>713488898
You can blogpost and attentionwhore on 4channel if you want

>>713488974
You can, but that's not the intent of the site. Like I said, if you want to define 4chan as social media because you think it means "website where you can post comments" then the entire internet is classified as social media and it becomes a meaningless term. When people say social media they mean something adjacent to myspace or twitter, a place where normalniggers post personal information and get delusions about being the main character of the world.

>>713461758 (OP)
Show boaters deserve it every time.

>>713488501
>horse handling competition
>"AAHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS HORSE I WANT A REDO"

>>713484992
Anon, your principal meant what he said. He told you to "never give up", not to "work hard".
Just stay in the game, and someone's misfortune might be your opportunity to get ahead.

>>713467052
>Yeah bro, let's put these 19 and 21 years old to shot the penalties for the finals of what would be our first euro cup
>Stress? nervouness? who cares, we need those diversity
they are fucking retarded

>>713467960
Reminds me of the stupid shit I did back in high school when we had to sign into a sports competition and one of them was doing a special jump into the water. I just did a cannon ball just for shit and giggles.
But this here it's supposedly a "professional" competition. She was basically making fun of the other people, and worse of all she thought that she was right and good at doing this shit

>>713475335
>I want to be the strongest in the world vibes

>>713488501
For your own analogy, people would mock this just as much (if not substantially more) if it were a black man throwing a screaming crying tantrum on international live television.

>>713467439
>train for years with your own horse
>get given a random horse that fucks over three other people that same event before you
>drop 30 places
I feel bad for her and the horse, victims of Zionist gambling

>>713469759
Any kind of contact sports can kill

>>713489770
I want a girl to contact my dick

>>713489770
funny enough, I never heard of someone dying in football, which is one of the most brutal mainstream sports. even soccer has a bunch of heart attacks

>>713486187
does this nigger think he is showing some skill here?

>>713489910
>soccer has a bunch of heart attacks
all vaxxed

>>713476132
The point of the event is that she doesn't choose the horse, it's not one of hers, it's a random one the Olympics have provided that's meant to be pliant, trained and reliable.

And instead 4 years of her life and maybe her entire career just went down the fucking toilet because the horse that she got assigned was a useless piece of shit.

>>713489910
Too busy drunk driving.

>>713489910
Football players are more the time to develop severe brain damage and an hero rather than dying on-field.

>>713489761
Should have trained with a variety of horses of various temperments

>>713464881
It's still crazy that Bolt holds both the first and second place world record and nobody has come close to beating the first

>>713490151
>Her reaction, and the resulting controversy of the event, partially contributed to modern pentathlon removing equestrian jumping from their competition.
She got her whole sport canned because she threw a tantrum. Sucks for everyone else.

>>713490546
>She got her whole sport canned because she threw a tantrum
i doubt any of the influential families that participate in the sport would want to take the chance that their family would get humiliated on a world stage like that

>>713484430
Yeah, those were awesome. On a whole other level from that australian dumbass

>>713462539
It's called thinking outside the box, meatbag.

>>713484908
>black man's father beating him

>>713461946
Chinese not fucking shit up for everyone else or cheating challenge: impossible

>>713488316
>Michael Schumacher can't win with a broken car?
>must be a shit driver
okay, anon

>>713485993
She turned into the Isle of Man's flag there at 16 seconds

>>713485948
Do you think nascar doesn't? It doesn't belong in the olympics is duration but forcing yourself to push a car to 200mph for hours without crashing is not some common skill.

>>713484798
So that's what that climate bitch is doing now.

>>713484042
>Theyve tried to ban wrestling like 6 times
>they've tried to ban wrestling
>they've tried to ban the foundational sport the olympics were built on
Kill the olympic committee

>>713488501
huh? did you accidentally quote the wrong post?
>For your own analogy wtfh should the driver do if the shitter box breaks down mid way through the track and the car is known to do this on multiple occasions?
so the driver could of been literally anyone, and it would have had zero impact on the race? so your analogy to explain to me its the driver, not the car....actually has nothing to do with the driver and everything to do with the car?

yes. "what the fucking hell" should the driver do?

>>713467960
It's somehow less human than the AI video that morphs her into weird creatures.

>>713486497
No, it doesn't, it implies that the olympic committee wheeled out an obvious stinker to sabotage a favorite to win and undermined the credibility of the whole sport in the process

>>713461758 (OP)
we wuz first place winners

>>713491279
how dare you
i should be in school right now queefing in the toilet

>>713468025
A good bit of nepotism (her husband was on the committee to choose the applicants) and that she and said husband were also the only team to apply. This is now, and will forever be, the worst breakdancing team to ever make it to the Olympics...and it will also be the team that ensured break dancing will never return to the Olympics.

>>713488415
Guarantee 90% of the fags in this thread have no idea who this nig is(myself included)

>>713461758 (OP)

>>713484430
RISING TACO

>Defeat the final boss
>ending credits are interactive

>>713491351
Why are you posting a picture of yourself

>>713468252
>digimon

>>713464853
Drakengard 3

>>713492906
to assert dominance

>>713492842
Me when I leave my goon cave

>>713468341
>olympic poetry
Now I'm imagining a hulked out bald guy in tights furiously writing on a parchment with an oversized feathered ink pen as sweat drops slowly creep across his brow.

>>713480659
why the fuck would nascar be an olympic sport?

>>713494496
why is bobsledding an olympic sport

>>713467439
>>713467586
The fuck was she supposed to do?

>>713488707
idk enough about starcraft, why are the spider mines that deep in base and what was the dragoon doing

>>713494630
Because sledding takes physical skill to do well unlike driving a car in a circle

>>713469461
That's true though

>>713471313
Kek

>>713467960
Breakdancers fought for years, decades even, to get Olympic recognition only for an Australian woman named fucking "bro revive me, I got the" Raygun to single handedly destroy every ounce of whatever credibility the "sport" had thanks to her husband, an Australian break dance judge, to give her easy wins and nepo baby his clearly unskilled wife into the Olympics.
Blows my fucking mind.

>>713461758 (OP)
this happens in Stellar Blade with the boss QTE after you get them to 1 HP. If you fail, you take a ton of damage and they get like 25% HP back.

I won after so many attempts and jumped out of my chair and then died not expecting the QTE, then after so many rematches I fingered the screen and mocked the boss and the same thing happened....

>>713494771
They were planted there from a previous drop/runby, and probes don't trigger them so the Protoss player didn't bother destroying them. The dragoon glitches the fuck out because it's trying to unstuck itself from the probe line. It's a unit notoriously prone to glitchy movement and crappy pathing and there was no way to control it properly once it started spazzing out in the probe line until it triggered the mine and blew them all up.

>>713495463
did the protoss player kill himself afterwards

>>713461946
>The crash
>The win
>3rd place jumping over the finish
Raw unscripted KINO

>>713494869
if they can only design a track that's a circle, that's not the driver's fault

>>713467538
Here's hoping Bananza gonna do the same thing and this mf shows up as the true CEO with a suit and everything.

>>713461946
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713461758 (OP)

>>713494719
Stop crying like a pampered little bitch

Why do 4tranners love posting off topic shit and pretending it's about video games?

>>713467960
Explain how she won with this?

>>713495916
Why do trannies come to our off topic threads to bitch about video games?

>>713484992
How are you too stupid to understand such an obviously true and simple lesson?
>that guy thought he was smart, but then he died
>checkmate retard
How?

>>713495961
If something doesn't make sense it's because your assumptions are wrong. If you manage to apply this sentence to yourself you'll be able to trick people into thinking that you're smart.

>>713486397

>>713495345
Good. Serves them right for being what they are.

>>713485668
>australians are actually master trolls
You think theyre trolling, theyre just actually that fucking stupid.

>>713486187
>bring soccer to the hood
americans thinking football is some high-end expensive sport will never not be funny

>>713496560
same place where sneakers are a status symbol somehow

>>713486497
>someone actively sabotages you in a event you have spent years training for
>"handling it with civility and grace"
Fuck that Im riding the horse into the judges podium and whipping them with a riding crop

>game breaks the fourth wall

>>713491005

>>713484992
pearls before swine.
>>713461758 (OP)
Literal tortoise and hare.

>>713467960
I remember when this happened, I thought this was a legit Olympic breakdancing and people were memeing because it was so good.

>>713486031
>Boss kills you just before your slow moving spell hits
>But the game persists long enough for you to see the boss die
This happened to me against the butterfly in dark souls, can't remember if it got counted as a win

>>713464620
Never heard of Talon, so they must be turbo shitters, but how can you get invited to a Major or TI and think you won because you're attacking T4 towers? Hasn't ratting been a thing for decades at this point? And even the most casual of players knows that Brood can delete towers.

>>713481252
And they still painted a mural and worshiped them after that.

>>713467670
I bet the jews did this.

>>713467738
>oh no the hecking ballerino was hit into the net more times by the other team
Goddamn do I hate non-combat sports and the retards that love them.
I'm glad they are upset, country full of faggots crying over a game.

>>713480659
The difference is NASCAR is aggressive racing.
This was a Chinaman seething that he was about to lose to an American and would rather sink his own ship to take the American down with him.

>>713464620
How does one player out base race an entire enemy team?
And also how did not a single one of them not recognize it and send someone to stall?

>>713464758
The guy who jumped out of his char looked like he had clinched the win and all they had to do was tear down the enemy base. Their entire team was taking it down, but the enemy team had one player in their own base doing the same. Somehow the single enemy player managed to take down the objective faster and won.

>>713462539

>>713467052
I'm assuming top right is the soccer equivalent of a NBA player missing a game winning free throw.

>>713497257
>crying about people crying
lmao

>>713467439
VIOLENCE ESCALATES

>>713495463
IIRC that dragoon was originally pathing to get to the vultures but was left behind. If he had just told the dragoon to go anywhere else it would've gotten out eventually without triggering the mines that he definitely saw when they were laid.
>>713495510
Nah he kept competing for some reason and choked again this past tournament.

>>713497257
>had to mention 'non-combat sports' as an exemption to imply that he is a tough guy
lmao fuck up manlet, nobody cares

>>713461758 (OP)
Skalpel in Khazan was a pretty good crank
after you kill him he gets sucked into his coffin and then mission complete comes up (like every other time when you beat the boss of it)
but before where you would normally then have the rewards popping up on the bottom left he gets back out of the coffin and there is a second phase.

only happens the first time you do it as well I think? I didn't see it a second time but damn I was lucky I don't put down my controller as I was waiting for the rewards and could just dodge it out.

>>713476582
Considering this is a lan tournament. I'm going to assume it's not cheating.
What looks like cheating is probably valve's shitty observer desync.

>>713461946
Not falling is a key skill in this sport, actually

>>713478942
events for the next olympic was decided before this aired

>>713497734
>>713497845
>"NO YOU HAVE TO HECKING VALIDATE ALL THE YEARS IVE WASTED OVER MEN PLAYING WITH BALLS!"
No.

>>713495598
>why is the court always a rectangle

>>713498065
See
>>713497734

>>713495463
>there was no way to control it properly
Nah, he just a-moved it and wasn't paying attention

>>713497257
>>713497734
>>713498065
>>713498191

>>713484430
>i'll try spinning, that's a good trick

>>713498260
"Select all units" noobs in suicide watch. Unbind the key entirely if you want to get good

>>713470896
>Hur.exur if I break the rules I win
Fucking clanker.

>>713487518
You are the male equivalent of "daddy didn't love me so I'll fuck every bad boy I see".
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>713464620
Esports will forever be the cringiest fad of the 2010s

>>713483789
>>713484430
he ignored the rhythm of the music and just spun the whole time
one move on repeat and got promptly kicked out while crying

>>713498176
that was the other guy's complaint not mine. stock cars have raced on non circle tracks. it is a decision by the organizers it isn't a universal rule

>>713497492
That hero is decent at taking out buildings by itself
Also they did realise what was going on but by that point they had no choice but to commit
If they tried to teleport back, the remaining heroes in the enemy base could have cancelled their TP quite easily
That means they lost a few seconds of damage which could have been crucial in the base race and furthermore, they'd still be in the same location with a long teleport cooldown
So the safest thing to do is to continue hitting their base

>>713497492
that's why its such a big throw
the heroes sentinel have are very good at taking buildings as well.
Tiny, the giant rock man, gets 30% bonus building damage and his extremely hard with his right clicks. But I think he was support in this game so hes not going to do much building damage.
Morphing, the guy who stood up, the sentient water, can convert its strength and agility between each other freely, so it can gain bonus damage and attack speed by becoming squishier, so in an situation where you can freely attack hit ridiculously hard and fast.
Ember spirit is built for magic damage this game so wont do too much building damage.

Basically they needed morph to be on top of it and just hitting the fucking throne but hes only half morphed in the clip, he legitimately could have been doing like 30-40% extra damage if he had been paying attention, let alone the amount of time he just is hitting other shit instead of the ancient.


Yeah broodmother, the spider, is good at taking buildings, but that's mostly due to her summons and shes just "okay" at taking them without them (and as you can see she has none setup there) and no way takes them faster than morph.

>>713474987
>u can't c me

>>713467960
to be fair if the goal of breakdancing is to stick it to the man and be unique she clearly won since this is the only fucking thing anyone remembers from that awful olympics

>>713461758 (OP)
>Xbox 360 vs PS3.gif

>>713474120
twitch shooters are so fucking gay. And no, I don't mean the streaming platform

>>713485948
Fighting games are just as rigged as the Olympics. See balance updates for further reading.

>>713467052
I remember the word "nigger" was trending on twitter when this happened

>>713485587
nigger was trending on bong twitter that night. Media had to run a big apology campaign defending the three black lions.

>>713499643
speak for yourself as you who didn't watch it

>>713491235
I'm glad I read this post already on the toilet, kek

>you can get married (for real) in the game

>>713468181
>noooooo you're always supposed to know what's happening on the normie television

>>713490448
He's just built different. He also most likely doesn't even dope.

>>713502135
Aww that went just the way the party scripted it

>>713461758 (OP)
I bet he chimped out after this and made DK character select noises

>>713461946
What do they eat?

>you can cheer for the opposite team

>>713464204
Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!

>>713467872
>Saint Boy...
Fucking Christians always letting their team down.

>>713497257
Dude it's Brazil. Being good at football is all that they have.

>>713467872
Hitler when USA lands on Normandy while getting assfucked by Russia and before Goebels kills all his children and wife before killing himself

>>713496932
For me it was win but in bloodborne

>NPCs can obstruct your path and do damage to you

>>713465734
>my weakness is body-suits
You are my brother.

>>713502594
They ate shit there

>>713484864
>apparently they give you a horse you never seen like right before the event, which seems ridiculous.

It's meant to simulate cavalry activities, and a cavalryman does not get to pick his horse or may have a horse shot out from under him and have to get another.

The skill of a cavalryman is in being able to ride any horse (assuming it is a trained cavalry horse) and make it do what it is trained to do.

It could be that the horse was shit, but her emotional meltdown and frustration is really what caused the animal to fuck off the second it started acting up.

>>713461946
>Hot headed red guys tries to keep the advantage, causing all of them to be packed
>Prudent guy win by not being an idiot.

>>713473882
meanwhile stuff like sepaktakraw never made it into olympics

>>713468867
I really hated that
They destroyed the coach over what was a fucking tap on the stupid horses ass calling it animal abuse. Even if she punched it as hard as she could, like a tiny woman is doing anything to half a ton of pure muscle.

It was a very terrible ordeal all around, I felt bad for both of them
thought it still was funny to see

>>713503983
sepak is cool but also nobody else in the world does it except parts of SEA
"ice skating in a circle really fast" doesn't really have much of a cultural barrier to entry

>>713467439
The entire concept that you can get a random horse for a 'sport' which requires horse and rider to cooperate is beyond retarded.

>>713477117
No, Japs just drop to single diigit IQ monkeys when it comes to sumo. A local mayor collapsed during a speech at a sumo event and the female medics were told to leave the ring because they were dirtying its purity or some shit. That happened right before covid.

>>713468235
>>713467670
>>713485675
Reddit responses.

>>713469959
>>713469996
4chan responses.
Know the difference, it could save your life

>>713504207
If they didn't do that, then participants would bring their own genetically engineered super horses that fart at like 1000x the strength of a normal horse so as to make the playing field into a toxic wasteland unusable for the next horse. It would make the game boring and would destroy the sport.

>>713484289
Because mobile games are the ones inspired by it

>>713467960
>Nuke any chances of breakdancing being considered a genuine sport.

>>713467170
By GOD that's not an ass, that's an entire slace station!

>>713495916
why are you pretending to be a janny?

>>713504453
Be realistic, everyone competing in equestrian sports is rich as fuck and has their own super horse. It's a dumb sport anyway.

>>713504453
hmm
why aren't humans doing that as of now?

>>713467872
Lol fucking germans, why not just quit the match when you realize the horse is not in the mood. Stop crying like a bitch.

>>713505021
that shithole russia is banned from the olympics for trying to do that

>>713472329
>hmmm... fuck it

>>713464620
how the hell can one hero outdamage 4 heroes hitting the base

>>713464620
ZAI GOD

>>713488098
seeing every country's elite forces fighting each other with simmunition would be very interesting

>>713471705
it attracts women

>>713467960
Based, she gave that gay meme sport exactly as much respect as it deserves

>>713464620
Just so anons get it, the guy jumping, 23 (morphling, the blue guy), is their position 1 which means he most likely has the most damage that can speed up taking down the base. What does he do instead? He starts jumping and flailing his arms around when the other team is clearly delaying them so one of their guys, zai (spider hero), can finish their entire base to win.

>>713488974
god you are fucking retarded

>>713505331
They weren't all hitting it as fast as they can because Oracle and Rubick was still alive delaying them and trying to cancel their TPs. Like even in the beginning of the clip you can see Rubick casting a stolen Avalanche and uses it again and again to delay them.

>>713464620
>The days of OP Broodmother
It was a time to be sure,

>>713464620
This is the highlight video. 23 basically threw that for absolutely no reason and the team just clumping up like that so they will always get stunned by the stolen avalanche.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9F5Hyh8JBM

>>713461758 (OP)
I enjoy seeing people like this lose

>>713474987
Unironically what systemic, institutional racism feels like

>>713467439
That neigher looks mad as fuck

>>713506186
Damn, racism should get arrested.

>>713497257
proto gaston?

>>713487119
That's also in the 2nd bloodstained platformer. It's actually kinda cool because if you play as zangetsu you can slice them in half while they're doing their desperation attack and there's a special animation for it. Not many know this

>>713484864
It's perfectly reasonable to assume the horse is able to be ridden and issued commands, but it looks like they just gave her a random ass horse they wrassled off in the wild that is just tame enough to not buck her off.

>>713464620
I'll never forget /ourguy/ Zai, I hate that they replaced him with a Jew and won TI the very next year

>>713504453
The horse just has to be vetted and checked for juicing obviously.

>>713465224
ASSFAGGOTS are for people who can't play actual RTS.
Actual RTS esports are enjoyable to watch.

>>713467738
Really, that was some top tier play, the BRs just didn't stand a chance, but could anyone else have done better?

>>713496746
Wtf he put a curse on him

>>713467586
>the faults just piling up
lmao

>>713505814
So fucking glad I had no idea what was going on.

>>713506902
DotA has alot of moving parts to it, it's expected for people that aren't really invested to really know what's going on since it's never evident just by looking.

>>713475156
>He's fast!

>>713496935
You can see two core characters dead with no bb for 100 seconds while the enemy team is alive and finishing the last t4. 9999 times out of 10000 that's gg.

>>713481984
>>713496935
The brood player said after that match that his team was absolutely useless the whole game so he took the initiative. He also said he didn't deserve that win.

>>713471945
They have more power than you realize

>>713486187
>America
>other European countries

>>713476582
>cheating
meds.

>>713475335
that smile at the end kek

>>713498372
cant see why exactly
that was a feat of physicality

>>713492842
Whenever that many young women gather to fangirl it up I imagine you can actually smell the ovolulations occuring in real time

>>713491005
kekkk
underrated post

>>713503596
she did that on purpose that was sexual assault

>>713497257
This guy is 5'4" 300lbs

>>713497554
>>713465048
>>713464856
but how does the post make any sense to what was shown?
you think people dont know how dota plays?
how does
>defeat final boss
>it was just a decoy
make any sense?
a "final boss" wasnt defeated, and there was no "decoy"
it was just random words and an unrelated video
so i repeat what anon said
i dont get it

>>713484992
I dont doubt your teachers were awful but im pretty sure you all were awful students as well. You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink

>>713508689
eat your breakfast apollo

>>713461946
>do nothing
>win

>>713461758 (OP)
>>713474741
Any link for the reaction?

>>713506665
>gookclickers

Presence of gooks is a sure telltale sign that your game requires no real skill

>>713507953
yea, you can't see why from a seconds long webm with no audio from an hours long event with a new track of music for every "battle"
that's understandable
but anyway he's not showing many different moves, just doing spins, a move on repeat basically and repeated moves gives less points
judges also give points for style/originality/following the music etc, but once again he just spun around and ended up with no points

>>713472143
so they have him the hospital but arent monitoring his vitals?
they just let him stop breathing and didn't intervene?
what the fuck
how do you let someone suffocate to death IN the fucking hospital after they just had a head injury
his family should sue if they havent already, that's extreme negligence

>>713483226
It's not faggot

>>713495703
His plan was to take him down too lmao

>>713467052
>get blacks to shoot expecting them to score and say racism lost
>it backfires

I'm late to the party but you guys keep forgetting that horse is an living animal and thus can have their own humor and personality. Some are quite an assholes, some tolerate men but hate women (and the opposite), some might behave normally most of the time but gets pissed off by someone else smell. And that particular horse was knew beforehand to be very problematic. So it was really not her fault for getting asshole horse.

>>713509440
Can I get a qrd?
I don’t watch soccer

>>713506056
>>713505814
>>713464620
23faggot is the cringiest player, you'd know this if you ever played immo pubs

>>713509718
>get some penalty shots at the end of the game that should be a free win
>team lets the niggers take the shots even though they are distinctly not the best pick, because they want the niggers to be the heroes so they can parade around their precious niggers and say racism lost Europe needs infinity more niggers
>niggers miss all the shots and throw away a free win
>"nigger" becomes most trended tag on twitter in the country immediately after for a few days

>>713503596
literally looks like shes deliberately walking into him
i'm sure she just was focused on the camera and trying to get some picture while not paying attention at all to where shes going

dude looks so fucking done when she slams into him, like its the worst day of his life and it just somehow got worse

>>713486187
Number 1 undisputed not even close champion is an all white (mostly white) team led by the aryan Übermensch Messi
Cope niggers and eurotrash

>>713467052

>>713497638
It's much worse, that's the kind of shot that should be literally impossible to miss by anyone who knows how to kick a ball vaguely in the right direction.

>>713510405
it was a good laugh

>>713510054
no thats just how chinese always look

>>713467052

>>713467960
Yakuza 6 combat

>>713509718
>>713509921
to add to this britistanis get jail time for posting racism so hundreds of britistanis did time for calling it a dumb idea

>>713509921
Honestly this is better than them scoring