Thread 713461813

I wish farms were real.
Oh, I also wish forests, volcanoes, lakes, and castles were real.

>>713461813 (OP)
Impregnating creampie sex with Malon (by Link, the only valid otp)

>>713461918
Link doesn't give a fuck about Malon, he left her and Zelda and Ruto and everyone else behind to go find Navi

I have nintendo switch online epansion

should i play OoT and MM? I never played them growing up, only watched my brother sometimes.

>>713462773
not sure if trolling but yes

>>713462773
Do you have a 3DS?
People here like to be edgy and dramatic and say those versions RUINED the game, but it's not true, the reality is that there are a handful of sore spots or details translated incorrectly but by and large they are direct upgrades.

Imagine waking up while holding her hand

>>713463502
Right looks better in every single way. You only proved her point.

>>713463502
left is dark and spooky. perfect for a final boss fight. "modern" games are infested with faggotry.

>>713463264
Majora's Mask on 3DS nerfed the fun, but you can get it back with the restoration patch.
https://restoration.zora.re/

>>713463812
that was the whole point, ganon's castle was dark and ominous just like every places he had cursed. You only got glimpses of his true form when the thunder roared. But the cute bright morning is apparently a fitting stage for the final stand off against the big bad.

>>713464617
don't tell me some porn artist has 40,000 subscribers for making nudes of nintendo polygons...

>>713464238
and now the superior 3ds version for nonsentient players

>>713464794
where do you think we are

>>713464943
It is understandable. This game was meant to be played on the shitty 320p screen of the 3DS. If you excuse the text speed/weird lightning/removal of blood, it is a decent remaster.

>>713461813 (OP)
WHAT IF MIRRORS WERE REAL

>>713465657
the 3ds versions have really nice and comfy environments, fully soul

>>713465657
>If you excuse the text speed/weird lightning/removal of blood, it is a decent remaster.
I don't excuse it.

>>713465881
>can barely tell what anything is if you didn't already know
>super blurry especially on the text
>weird abnormal lighting
Nice """superior""" version you got

>>713463502
>>713463908

>the reality is that there are a handful of sore spots or details translated incorrectly but by and large they are direct upgrades.

Also in these particular cases you have to remember that dark scenes look really good on a CRT and less so on a tiny LED 3DS handheld screen

Shit like the rainbow staircase or zora swimming in MM3D are way worse but can be fixed with the patch

I feel like posting it.
https://files.catbox.moe/aidnmk.zip (OOT)
https://files.catbox.moe/y4e82l.zip (MM 2ship)
https://files.catbox.moe/0bl8bv.zip (MM Recomp)

>>713465881
>I don't excuse it.
You have every right to do so. While I do prefer the original as well, I won't wage a war against the 3DS version. I'd be far more willing to wage a one against Majora's Mask 3D however as it's problems are far worse.

>>713466572
There is literally no reason to ever play the 3DS version again and I will always be against that. You can use the assets for the 3DS port if you like but the PC port is the definitive way to play the game these days. I'll even go to war against emulated versions of OoT as well.

>>713466572
The restoration patch and the redone soundtrack patch on the 3DS version make it kino . Gyro aiming, touch screen inventory, soulful environmental vertex lighting and upgraded models

>>713463502
>taking a screenshot just as the lightning makes everything brighter

>>713465851
i really like them too, wish we got more zelda like this

>>713466789
NTA, but the entire suite of improvments plus Master Quest, it was only $40 new, and $20 for most of the 3DS lifespan. SOLID

>>713464238
>>713464943
>nigga really wants to compare (445 KB, 498x358) to (2.7 MB, 640x360) and claim the latter is bad
my fucking sides

>>713462668
that was child link dummy he wasn't controlled by the primal urge to reproduce with malon, that never happens until adulthood. Child link remembers this temptation and makes sure he can see as much of the world as possible before he returns home to his addiction

Ayy lmao

>>713462773
you absolutely should play both, and you should play them in their original nintendo 64 versions first before anything else ESPECIALLY if you have the nintendo switch 64 controller, which is still the best controller for plauing oot

>>713467063
the key is vertex lighting

>>713466928
It literally looks just as bright regardless of thunder you dishonest fuck.

>>713467287
what does the art direction has to do with the pixel/file size you retarded nigger?

The polygonal look is charming but n64 environments are so incredibly dull and barren that for me, it's 3DS version

>>713467374
>brainrapes a 10 year old child
wtf nintendo

oh no, the handheld is brighter
anyways

>>713461813 (OP)
where's the dating sim you guys promised me when the recomp came out?

>>713462668
Even if that were true, this moment definitely awakened something in him.

>>713468528
>completely different mood is "brighter"
unironically kill yourself

>>713468578
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>713468578
>recomp
OOT recomp still isn't done yet.
The PC port made from the decomp, Ship of Harkinian, still has dogshit mod support. The Discordfag devs are also not even trying to improve it, and are instead waiting for someone else to do it for them. This is not a joke, by the way, all they work on is the randomizer.

>>713463502
they did this in case you play your 3DS outside

>>713468912
The devs were mad weird for this. Gooner anime vibes.

When are they going to make a 3DS mod for the MM pc port

>>713470848
Can't really blame them for being in touch with their target audience.

>>713472470
I dream of this

>>713473904
Please tell me her thick curly orange bush is fully modelled

>>713473904
Not low poly enough.

>>713464238
>>713464943
It's supposed to feel like THIS

>>713464943
I hate how slow and clunky the 3DS animations are they look amateurish

>>713461813 (OP)
she would smell like shit, dude. don't do it.

>>713469637
have you ever successfully forced a meme, or are you just doing your part for dead internet theory?

>>713476487
Even better.

>>713476639
it's just a demon, they hate animals that can sense them.