Zelda has a perfect ass.

That is a really nice ass, damn
so perky

>>713466874 (OP)
ass too big

Looks just like mine

>>713466874 (OP)
Urbosa is so lucky... But link is the real lucky one, getting to watch a hung gerudo shebull mix her strong genes into the royal bloodline~

>>713466874 (OP)
And also boobs

Imagine spreading her ass cheeks like a fine peach

>>713466874 (OP)
It does look good I'll admit but also think it's a lot to do with the lighting

>>713466874 (OP)
>load up the nude mods
>spend 5 minutes getting the perfect angles
>spend another 5 minutes jerking it before shoot my load
Now what?

>>713466874 (OP)
Just like Hunter Schafers.

>>713466874 (OP)
Why are round, jiggly things so appealing bros?

>>713466874 (OP)
Too bad she only looks good from behind. Guess a paper bag can fix the face if nothing else.

>>713467171
She's clearly flat as fuck.

>>713467296
Now you realize youll never have sex

Hips are more important than thickness, but this does look good. However, it doesn't actually look like that and you did not post this to talk about video games

>>713466874 (OP)
That IS a cute butt

ADVERTEISERS DON'T LOOK!!

>>713467462
It's an entirely separate thing

>>713466874 (OP)
this a mod or just a drawing?

>>713466874 (OP)
Perfect for Ganon

>>713467171
catbox?

>>713467675
drawing, look at the ass texture

>>713467391
>Too bad she only looks good from behind.
That is not true, but EVEN if it was - behind is all you need tbqh famalama

>>713467530
Yes, I implied that

For me its not about her being naked, its the exhibitionism aspect

>>713466874 (OP)
>>713467678
white boy blockers

>>713466874 (OP)
I bet BOTW Link has a better ass

Perfection.

Ass is literally ass. For me, it's handholding (unironic)

>everyone is posting vidya except tendie fags still spamming /trash/ coom threads even after getting a new toy
Switch 2 has no games too?
dman, Shittendo really sank so low having no games since Gamecube

>>713468103
It's gonna take more than Link's tiny sword to save the kingdom from Ganon

>>713468169
you can hold one hand and touch the ass with another
double the pleasure

>>713466874 (OP)
I wish I could french kiss it

>>713466971
post it nao

>>713466874 (OP)
Blacked raw

>>713466874 (OP)
ganon gets to tap that booty? daym

>>713468497
100 years.

>thread begins to get spammed with cuckshit
must be third world hours

>>713468497
He does an ds he likes his size
Link isnt even close

>>713467382
Inherent neurological recognition in order to incentivize sexual reproduction with healthy ideal spouses. We wouldn't exist without it.

>>713468103
>>713468310
>>713468497
based

The "hero" of Hyrule

>>713467474
>>713468005
>>713468168
No means no.

Ganon is codeword for blacked so Bokoblins are far, far better

>>713468103
>>713468310
>>713468608
Urbosa can give her the pleasure that link can't, it's okay~

>>713466874 (OP)
just imagine that ass flexing and swinging as she pegs Link

>>713468602
She must be massive, like eight or nine feet and shit.

>>713468623
>breeding hips
no wonder he likes to crossdress

>>713468686
>Ganon is codeword for blacked
How? He has no dick.

>>713466874 (OP)
>perfect ass
>not small and pert

>>713468873
hmm, not on my artbook.

>>713468602
It's funny how easily can you tell that a man made this, no woman thinks that 20 cms is big, if anything 17 to 20 is just average.

>

She got me like

>>713466874 (OP)
GYATT

>>713468975
You can tell a woman wrote this. If anything studies by actual men prove that 17 to 20 isn't average, objectively.

>>713466874 (OP)
>no cock
whats the point?

>>713469007
i hate it when gays try to subvert everyone

>>713468957
I dunno how else to tell you this anon but you got a chinese knockoff.

>>713466874 (OP)
belongs to dorfgan

>>713466874 (OP)
What if you were eating her ass and when she least expected it you grabbed some pubes between your teeth and pulled real hard

>>713468103
>>713468310
>>713468608
>>713468701
>t.

>>713469163
What was so gay about that gif?

>>713468975
false
files.catbox.moe/dodxgy.part

AI is so much better at ass then most artists.

>>713469163
what about the other way around?

>>713469105
Sorry I mean the average guy with any kind of chance of getting a crumb of pussy, less than that is permavitgin territory.

Zelda is a fat fucking bitch!

>>713469051
The ass is FAT

>>713466874 (OP)
Hunter Schafer looks like THAT?! ZAMN!!

>>713469424
Annoying voice tho.
I hit the controller mute whenever she talked.

>>713469051
They definitely made her butt even bigger in TOTK for no reason. It's as phat as Twintelle's.

>>713469350
AI stands for Ass Intellectual

>>713469195
these mocking memes lmao i'm crying

>>713468005
Just imagine Zelda starting the game, and panicking, racing across the land to find where some clothes are without a guide.
She knows she could just buy some, but going into town naked is too embarrassing.

>>713469571
How come so many Nintendo girls are Blonde PAWGS?

She takes huge shits from there

>>713468975
>17 to 20 is just average.
Yes, and average feels the best

What went wrong?

>>713468975
You are a porn addict.

hi

>>713469957
Will she take bigger shits if we stretch her asshole a bit more, or is that not how that works?

>>713469957
and not in my mouth
what a waste

>>713466874 (OP)
French kissing and deep tonguing Zelda asshole
>>713467171
Drinking Zelda piss

Yum, now that's a meal!

>>713469929
Propaganda

>>713466874 (OP)
I like how this thread always stays up much longer than similar threads. Elf ass is a miracle.

>>713470092
>be me
>below average
>khhv 32 yo
what now besides isekai?

>>713469929
The unironic answer is that it's easier to sexualize booty than it is to sexualize tits thanks to CERO. Samus can't show cleavage anymore, but Marina can have her whole ass cheek hanging out of her pants and it's fine.

pragmata

>>713466874 (OP)
made for black baby incubation

>>713470092
>tfw 17.8 CM

>>713470198
>Not propawgnda
Ya blew it dummy!

>>713470241
Just get a bigger dick, bro.

>>713470397
wanna share?

>>713466874 (OP)
uh oh, stinky!

>>713466874 (OP)
>>713467171
>>713469618
>>713469659
Ganon is so lucky

Imagine how pathetic it is to be Link and to know his destined girlfriend is getting her back blown out by a superiour man of color like Ganon

>>713468283
>games the snoystation has: 0

>>713470630
>destined girlfriend
she's a royalty, link's a commoner, they were never meant for each other

Zelda is a butt princess.

>>713470630
I've read this many times before, get new material.

>>713470630
When you kill yourself nobody will mourn you.

>>713470630
>Implying that Ganon isn't also fucking Link's ass as well
(lol

Maybe tendies are not that bad.

>>713467171
AIEEEEEEEEEEE ADVERTISER GET DOWN

>>713470092
>5.4"
Phwew. Safe.