TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS BACK AND IT NEEDS YOUR HELP WITH NEW MVM MAPS

WUTVILLE MVM MODE INCOMING

>thirteen years ago
Ha ha, nice try. That's the new game mode that came out a couple of years back. You can't fool me.

Cringe quirk chungus writing.

>>713466914 (OP)
>steam in spanish
YOU ARE BROWN LMAOOOO

>>713467032
effort-writing is based

>>713466914 (OP)
>New maps
oh boy here it comes again

>>713467105
Steam is for thirdies anon

>>713467105
in other news water is wet

>>713467193
Here's a better picture.

>>713467201
>>713467261
>amerimutt is mad because he only speaks English
LMAOOO

>>713467503
What map is that even on?

>>713467503
WHAT'S ON THAT SIGN, SCOUT

>>713466914 (OP)
>Todos los eventos

>>713466914 (OP)
great, valve were milking cases, now they will also milk MvM

>>713466914 (OP)
>thirteen years ago

>>713467032
This is in keeping with the tone and style of every other TF Blogpost. I would be surprised if it hasn't been the same few people every time for almost 20 years.

>>713468093
>milking mvm
>a mode that exists just to make profit
huh? get a load of this stupid faggot lmao

Every Christmas I play a couple of tour on MVM, I enjoy he mode but unless they make some serious adjustments to rewards and whatnot I doubt people will go back into the mode.

It is simply not worth it and no one cares fore the rewards besides the fact you might get a golden pan.

>>713466993
Your time is over old man

>>713467503
do they get turned on from being the most annoying faggots in the world

Never played MVM, never will.

>>713467909
why is his left hand a right hand

>>713470395
We know. You probably don't even play the game either.

>keep making our game for us so we can keep stuffing it with shit cosmetics (also made by you) to continue milking whales dry
Valve don't get enough shit for their handling of TF2.

>>713466914 (OP)
I haven't touched hammer in 7-8 years, and I can't remember how to set the textures to TF2, but here's what I have so far

I’d rather Artifact be back.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>713471294
>not using ABS mapping pack
ngmi

Apparently MvM still has enough gambling addicts to be somewhat profitable lel

The only way to fix TF2 is to replace Casual with Quick Play and for Gaben to apologize for raping the game to death by committing seppuku on a livestream.

>>713471716
I don't know what that is

>>713467032
Valve's chungus writing is the only good chungus writing.

>>713472542
Of course, those aussies and gold pans have to come from somewhere.

>>713466914 (OP)
>we want you to work for free for our neglected product!
and retards will do it too!

>>713467680
turbine's holiday reskin map

>>713472621
It's just some QoL changes that (should) make mapping easier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csgN3uUpJlo

>>713473059
>those aussies have to come from somewhere.
Hell?

>>713466914 (OP)
>please become a sellout and spread the taint of paid modding

>>713473243
That has been Valve's modus operandi after the first Half-life, yes.

>>713466914 (OP)
Sure, the "community" Inner discord groups. I'm not expecting much honestly.

>Can't contribute because Hammer on Linux is shit
You think they'll accept botkillers and botkiller like accessories?

>>713473186
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons

>>713470304
That is literally, exactly correct.

stfu and die bich.

>>713473689
sar

>>713467503
you see
if this plaque was in any other game, it'd be cringe
but in tf2, it's subject for getting griefed with stickers and schadenfreudes, posted to twatter and generating tons of funny outrage that valve will either never address, or address by removing the plaque
because valve is based

>it's gonna be another episode of psychopathic discord communities taking control over the update since they are autistic enough to use the tools needed to make an update
>it's gonna be another episode of TF2 Emporium flooding the workshop with trash content and use bots to boost the approval
>It's gonna be another episode of crossdressing freaks trying to insert politcal propaganda into TF2
It's all so tiresome, whatever the end results is it will never be good. TF2 community is way too rotten ever since the end of line update that proved that any faggot with enough gaslighting can scam Valve out of a quick cash.

>>713466914 (OP)
i quit tf2 before they added that shit

what is it?
what i understood about it is that it was like a shooting gallery of robots that would walk in a line and then get shot, and you had to real life money purchase a ticket to be able to do this, and there might be prizes (hats) for if you did good
like essentially a carnival game but instead of paying a carnie you're going to hell because you paid for a microtransaction

>>713473995
Funny but no, it's just a horde mode from 2012 not that different from it's contemporaries since every fps had pve tacked on at the time. It's freemium in that you only pay to receive loot at the end but paid queue is gigacancer with no fun allowed metaniggers (think l4d versus), avoiding that, it's a decent way to kill time if you're too brainless for pvp due to all the build variety from upgrades.

>>713474367
damn that sounds awful
but i didn't get cod zombies either

Amazing that people think they are going to profit from this.
It's just a community map pack nigga, they're just preparing for another potato.tf event. The gambling addicts exclusively run whatever missions give out asstraliums, using the same exact strats every time, they're not going to actually play anything else unless valve makes something even rarer than gold guns and pans.
By the way you should try playing mvm, it's pretty fun, and free. Just don't do it on valve servers.

>>713466914 (OP)
WE ARE SO FUKCING BACK

>>713466914 (OP)
>please make the content for us

no i dont think i will
*slides away in a gmod fashion*

MAKE A STRANGE DRAGON FURY AS A NEW REWARD NOW

>>713466914 (OP)
Does this mean there's a chance for new aussies? Someone past me the copium

>>713476156
well no fucking shit, why do you think they are even doing this? money is on the table

>>713476000
you vill get dragon's fury strange exclusive to australium dragon's fury that costs a gazillion billion keys and you vill be happy

I'm not throwing a party about community updates until Valve looks into the hundreds of weapon models rotting in the workshop

>>713476250
Oh forgive me, I was just wondering since the last aussies were dropped TWELVE FUCKING YEARS AGO.

>>713473632
it was a joke about australians, dipshit

>>713470304
yes they highly fetishize this shit

>>713476456
>Wouldn't look that good
>Most people never bother to learn how to properly use the DF
Nah I'm pretty sure the price would drop quite fast.

>>713466914 (OP)
>we want (You) to do our work for us!
>for free!
do TF2 trannies really like this?

>>713477619
i would use it if the airblast wasn't completely fucked

>>713477856
>for free
they get royalties.

>>713472901
it's okay when x does it

mcnigger is live saying tf3 is near
https://www.twitch.tv/tylermcvicker

>>713469846
>Gore thread
Kek

>>713479085
this time for real

>>713479085
>already balding
OH NONONONONONONONON

>>713478724
Correct.

>>713477875
df taught me to not spam m2 like a retard and it helped with the other flamethrowers

>>713467032
Yes. Keep seething.

>>713470304
Yes and no.
They want to annoy you into acknowledging them
But it's also a cult, and they're actively trying to collect members.

>TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS BACK!!!
>community outsourced summer update like every previous year, but with MvM focus

>>713479085
>>713479169
This is a "just trust me bro" situation, but let's say that I've also heard about this from someone who knows Stuff.
And that's not all, Valve is making games again.

>>713480374
>Tumor couldn't even read this was a Falloween update

>>713471294
h-he looks like me...he's built like me... I...thank you...

>>713480402
Valve couldn't even make an Artifact tournament they promised

>TF2 is back
>MvM
Wake me up when it's actually back with teams and fortresses, I don't care about this stupid robot shit and the current player base is shit.

>>713467193
the overlap between the pool of people who make MvM-specific content and the those who make maps or cosmetics is not that big of an overlap.
A map without a mission is going to be shit.
And a mission without a map is going to be for a pre-existing one.
The auteurs who make truly 100% custom mvm content have been doing so without attention for years now. And probably one of the last things any of them want is to give some schizos on 4chan a reason to have a meltdown over gay people.
You're more likely to see amogus hidden in a map than that.

>>713466914 (OP)
i just picked up hammer last week to make l4d2 maps after contemplating for 10+ years, is it my time /v/ros?

>>713466914 (OP)
Its probably going to be some MvM maps that have been fully finished but sitting around for years like pic related, because there is an absolute metric ton of MvM maps that have barely been played in the last 11 years because Valve basically forgot that MvM existed after the Two Cities update and most people who play MvM just play it for the crap that can drop from the tours.

I really don't think someone has enough time to throw together a map in 2 months compared to someone that has had 13 years to make an MvM map.

Why don't they just use Potato MVM maps?

>>713466914 (OP)
like new capture the flag maps?

>>713482823
The extra good thing about older MvM maps is that people make missions for them long after the map itself is done.
This single map that you posted probably has upward of 20 missions across varying difficulties,. You aren't starved for choice.
>>713482876
I think this is their way of leaving it technically open to anyone's submissions but actually they only are going to be filtering through the dedicated custom mvm playerbase. Realistically no one is going to be able to blitz through every single mvm custom map and mission that's going to be blasted to the workshop, even dedicated custom MvM players don't have that kind of time, so they're gonna lean on prior successes.
The advantage is that they don't tether themselves to any specific community leadership since the last time that happened we got the clusterfuck of drama that was the Invasion Update and that made them swear off doing community-run updates ever again.

>>713471294
Go to Configure Hammer and change the game, materials, models, etc. to TF2 stuff.

Honestly, I've made a handful of maps for TF2 and GMod over the years, but honestly Hammer's a fucking godawful tool I can't even be bothered anymore. Godspeed though, anon.

>>713466914 (OP)
at least its for a part of the game that actually needs new maps

>>713467680
turbine_center.

>>713467193
>>713467503
You can usually tell if a map or content is going to have faggot shit snuck into depending on who created it.

>>713482876
Because Potatofaggots are insufferable. They are literally part of the reason why few people don't play MvM after trying it out for the first time.

>>713477856
>for free
No they do get compensated for their contributions.
Why else would the same tranny group shit out dozens of beanies and war paints if it didn't make them any money?

>>713467193
Submit a map with the name on a grave :^)

>>713470395
How do they all have the exact same scars?

There are a lot of high-quality custom MvM that exist already
I hope they add teien, hoovydam, that one that takes place on a mine and that one that takes place on a port but they'll probably stick to the ones that are set in the badlands

>>713466914 (OP)
They should've done this ages ago. Mann up has fuck all variety and the only people actually interested in it are gambling addicts at this point, at least with a decent chunk of new maps there'd be some variety.

Portal and TF2 20th anniversary video in 2 years, trust the plan

>>713485581
seriously, why did it take them this long to have community made mvm maps? since that's who's been MAKING maps for the past fucking decade for valve

>>713487265
It's even more stupid considering how many regular TF2 maps have been made by the community that have gotten into the game, but we've had to stay on exclusively Valve made maps for MVM if you wanna be in an official server because ???

>>713481415
Why is the furry pound the best one there?

>>713478724
Yes, it's okay when it's good.

>>713488604
i know i'll probably never get one but hopefully we get new aussies, there's so much potential for newer weapons

>>713466914 (OP)
Will they finally fix the broken upgrades?!
Will they finally nerf the Gas Passer?!

This came out of nowhere.
I wonder if the Risk of Rain guys are involved, since they got hired by Valve last year.

>>713466914 (OP)
>yes goy we need you to do our work for us goy, aren't you excited goy?
Playing TF2 in current year is mental illness.

>>713493529
>Will they finally fix the broken upgrades?!
god i hope so, minigun and sentry firing speed upgrades need to be fixed
>>713493529
gas passer is fine, if you don't know it doesn't count the explosion as damage for the recharge anymore
the last thing it needs is a nerf for how bad it is anyways

>>713495318
name three online games you play right fucking now faggot

>>713466914 (OP)
they do it for free

>>713495517
No, one guy ended up paying for his kid's surgery from an old map Valve added due to stamp sales.

>>713466914 (OP)
>another community update
Maybe they'll let the community bring back quickplay too

>>713496135
Do people think Valve updates would be good because of Gaben worship? They bitch about no "real" updates but also bitch about how Valve ruined the game, I don't get it.

>>713496135
the thing is, this probably came about because casual could literally not handle people queueing for over 150 maps, and casual is just a modified version of the mvm queue
they just might try to improve the system with this smaller update

>>713495506
Quake Live
ST
Jackie Chan

>>713466914 (OP)
>we want you to make our maps for us
>we want you to make our hats for us
>we want you to make our content for us
>then we'll keep all of the money and throw a few cents to the actual content creators :)
no wonder TF2 is dead. why even bother making the post?

>>713466914 (OP)
>robots exist, fiction #352453
>"we predicted the future!"
Smug millennial writing is so offputting.

>>713496459
>>then we'll keep all of the money and throw a few cents to the actual content creators :)
workshop submitters get more money than you think
autists go crazy over cosmetics and warpaints

>>713496459
well then just don't make a map/hat/content then!

>>713473923
>valve is based

>alyx
>alyx's father
>bill
>coach
>rochelle
>demoman
>pyrovision
>MvM comic story is men bad, announcer woman hyper competent
>chell
>portal 1: just women
>portal 2: the only man is an incompetent boob who ruins everything

>the original you won't own your games and you will be happy
>the original lootbox skinnerbox money pit
>uh oh, looks like we had another "review bomb", ignore it folks!
>artifact
>"Top seller! Buy now!" - has sold 2 copies
>if /v/ is complaining about it, you can find it on steam
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/lgbtq-sale/

And I'm sure anons can point out much more.

>>713497243
the post that killed the steamie

>>713497243

>>713493529
>MvM FINALLY getting a fucking update after all this time
>MvAutism fags think it's an opening for them to desperately return pyro to a basically useless state by removing his ability to do what the sniper does fucking constantly periodically

>>713470304
They are attention whores, yes, the entire grift is to force others to pretend they are something else, if you don't play along they throw a fit and/or kill themselves.

>>713497683
I'm not sure what you're getting at anon.

>>713483975
>Because Potatofaggots are insufferable. They are literally part of the reason why few people don't play MvM after trying it out for the first time.
Can you elaborate? What do the potatofags do?

too fucking late valve

>>713466914 (OP)
>0 Balance patches
Are you fucking kidding me

>>713466914 (OP)
>please make money for us
Nice, more money for emporium mafia. Nigger game for niggers.

>>713473169
>x64 bit change killed the installer
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>713466914 (OP)
>get to test new mvm maps
yay

>>713489359
Furries may be retarded and gay, but they have the autism to both be good players and to run good servers.

>>713505428
not true, i am shit at the game

So can I use my tour duty tickets or is Mann Up still infested with kick-happy sperglords?

the last thing tf2 needs is new maps
maps are the laziest thing you can do in gaming
if you see devs doing nothing but adding maps give up all hope immediately

>>713505810
>is Mann Up still infested with kick-happy sperglords?
Mann Up is a chore, it's your fault for not running the meta, just go back Potato MvM if you want quirky Reddit meme run Gonzalez

>>713506001
This is MvM maps and missions
Almost all custom missions are made for custom maps so obviously you need to include the maps to be able to play the missions

Man I haven't played this game in forever. Would I even recognize it at this point?

>>713506049
What the fuck are you talking about you retard.

>>713506535
The game is mostly unchanged, some fun weapons got nerfed because compfags whined, Pyro got a rebalance re: hit detection and afterburn that you might not notice, there's wallhacks for teammates when you spawn so Spies get fucked over, other than that everyone's doing the same stuff they've always done
Quickplay got replaced with a much worse casual matchmaking and community servers are far fewer than they used to, but once you get into a game you'll get back into it

>>713466914 (OP)
>DID YOU JUST SAY TROON!
>OMG THAT IS A BAN! HOW DARE YOU! SOMEONE PLEASE BAN HIM HE SAID THE TROON SLUR!!!

yea im not playing this filthy with that fagget running it