How do you find time for gaming in your daily schedule?

>>713468689 (OP)
I'm a NEET

>>713468689 (OP)
why does he tape his mouth to sleep at night?

>wearing a shirt with "worthy" on it
do niggers really?

>>713468689 (OP)
is this the big nigga that lost against the skinny nigga?

>>713468932
So he doesn't eat spiders

>>713468689 (OP)
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.

>>713468689 (OP)
Any father would be proud to have his white daughter date him. Good looking, rich, intelligent, successful. The total package.

>>713468689 (OP)
1) Go now if you want it
2) An other world awaits you

Brought to you by Saratoga water.

>the virgin walk

>>713468689 (OP)
I wake up at 2AM so I can catch the premarket trading on the east coast. I work out for half an hour, then jump on my battlestation. Usually I can get the vibe for how the market is going to move at opening bell in an hour, so make breakfast, take a shower, and clean the house. Market closes at 1PM EST, so I stick around to watch the postmarket trades for an hour. Then the rest of the day is mine. I shitpost on /v/, work on a project, or just game.

>>713469198

>>713468997
That Speed nigga is in great shape. He can jump over a car.

I GOT A BRAND NEW SAXOPHONE

>>713468689 (OP)
>9:15am conference call
>9:17am makes eggs
This big nigga just said hello and dipped.

>>713469008
do spiders really crawl inside your holes at night

>>713468932
so that nothing can stop him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutsIpLK2Rs

>>713468689 (OP)
Why are you still posting this broke ass nigger? He is old news. Come back with new material for your shitposting

>>713468689 (OP)
Is this how I zestmaxxx?

>>713468689 (OP)
from 4 am to 6 am he does nothing important
should have just slept

>>713469568
No, it's just an old wives' tale.

> bisexual lighting

>>713469663
I knew this guy would be broke.
>Jewelry (sign of a broke ass nigga)
>Tooth brush isn't electric (camon nigga)
>Rinses mouth with fancy bottled water (you leave the paste on, nigga. If you need water you use tap)
>Spends his mornings at a resort level gym and pool
>Conference calls for 2 minutes and then has overpriced served breakfast
NIGGA CAMON

>>713468689 (OP)
what does he work as?

>>713469903
Work?

>>713469878
>>Tooth brush isn't electric
what's wrong with not having an electric toothbrush?

>>713469903
He works at E-Grifter Co. as a ""fitness instructor""

>>713469568
Yes. To truly stop them from infesting you, you must tape shut all entrances to your body at night. Every single one.
Ever since I started doing that I've been feeling spectacular and spider-free. Couldn't recommend it more.

>>713468689 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair

>>713469878
I've never used electric toothbrush.

>>713470005
youre poor
scientifically proven electric brushes work better than regular ones

>>713470005
Requires a lot more effort for the same outcome.

>>713469568
yes, in your lifetime the average person welcomes 16 spiders through your nose, 12 spiders through your mouth, 3 spiders through your ears and 59 spiders through your asshole

>>713470134
Quantify this a lot of more effort please.

>>713468932
To prevent mouth breathing

>>713469568
Spiders do not actually just throw their lives away crawling into other creature's orifices for funzies. If the horrendous noise and quaking of a sleeping person isn't scaring them off, mouths being warm damp holes of certain death ought to do the trick.
Of course, some spiders are also just really fucking stupid, so it's not statistically impossible. Just unlikely.

>>713468932
The whole video is bullshit, anon.

>>713469320
>>713469320
>That Speed nigga is in great shape
how? i saw some clips of him and all he does is play video games and eat fried chicken

>>713470005
>>713470065
NIGGA CAMON

>>713469809
>t. spider

>>713468689 (OP)
>sits down in front of a book
>doesn't read it

>>713468689 (OP)
>Come back from work
>Take a bath
>Light meal
>Do my dailies(15 mins tops)
>Go to sleep
done

>>713470343
It's literally a nigger technology. You are paying for moving your hand slightly less for 2 minutes.

>>713470085
Only because people are fucking lazy, average dentist will tell you its the same shit but you gotta be more aware with a manual brush

>>713470412
He learned it from Lebron James.

>>713470467
>t. On that broke nigga mindset

>>713469568
yes, we do

>>713468689 (OP)
>all those muscles
>core is still too weak to keep him up straight
yeah that's roids

>>713470338
You're probably confusing him with Kai cenat, the bigger who sits in his room and plays Vidya all day. Speed is the nigga who travels around the world doing IRL streams.

>>713470562
Cope. I am content with having only five figures in my bank account.

>>713468689 (OP)
You do realize that whole "routine" is fake?

>>713470664
And no teef

>>713470650
>there are 2 popular black streamers
damn, now i feel racist

>>713469903
Being filmed shoving his face in ice water IS his job.

>>713470412
>implying he can read

>>713468689 (OP)
>Wake up at 8 am
>Check 4ochinchin
>Drink about 1 liter of water
>Sit in front of the PC at around 8:30
>Play from 8:30 to 12 AM
>Do some exercises (at home with the AC on, it's fucking 33 degrees out)
>Drink about 1 liter of water
>Take a shower
>Eat around 14:30 and shitpost on 4chin a little bit more
>Finish eating around 15:00, go back playing
>Play for 1 hours and half
>Drink about one liter of water
>Go to my local game store to play Magic
>Play from 17:00 to 21:00
>Have dinner outside with my MTG buddies
>Go back home around 22:00
>Play 2 more hours
>Drink about one liter of water
>Go to 4chan and make this post at 0:00
>Probably go to sleep around 1 to 2 AM and do the same tomorrow
Literally my day today and probably my life until the end of my days.

>>713470774
>drink liter of water
Dis nigga drinkin catbox sand and wauta lmao

>>713468689 (OP)
Can someone explain the electrical tape on his lips at the beginning?

>>713468689 (OP)

>>713468689 (OP)
>i use to be young, fit, and happy
>now I'm old, fat, and depressed
stay away from alcohol kids

>>713468689 (OP)
I have a waterproof Steam Deck in my ice plunge that I play during my Wim-Hoffian/Eliot-Hulsian ball breathing training sessions.

>>713470680
Yes Captain Obvious. That's the whole reason it's a meme.

>>713469110
Man AIslop looks so retarded. I hate this generation.

My favorite is still the Asian guy who looks like a WW2 propaganda poster telling people who play games to get a life even though every shot of him being driven around town has him holding his smartphone in a death grip like he doesn't know how to put it down.

>>713470245
>Spiders do not actually just throw their lives away crawling into other creature's orifices for funzies.
Those fuckers however, they might be dumb enough to do it

>>713468689 (OP)
Is gymming early in the morning worth it?

>>713471110
gymming in the early morning is peak because there's always equipment available and you can just go straight home after work

>>713470774
But what's your job?

>>713471110
Depends on how your body reacts to it.
If I gym right when I wake up I feel like shit for the entire rest of the day, if I do it right before work I feel great

>>713470774
What can I do to achieve this power anon?

>>713468689 (OP)
By not being a tool and living a healthy life.