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[ATTENTION TOUHOU GAMERS]

Some of you participated in the CCP contest this weekend, a competition all about getting the lowest score possible in stage 3 of EoSD. The contest is over and i am pleased to show you the final leaderboard!! Check out the link to see where you placed.
https://files.catbox.moe/k0dko5.mp4

Thanks to every anon that participated! This thread will now self-destruct

The best way to get into touhou is to not engage with touhou at all (whether it be actually playing the games like a total schmuck or otherwise) and instead play, well, literally anything else. Trust me you don't want to know how bad things really are.

For STGs (shmups for you shmucks), even if you're not willing to pirate, there are like a gazillion of them on Steam (like Hellsinker, Crimzon Clover, ESP.Ra.De, Battle Garegga, but not the pretentious as fuck ZeroRanger tho) nowadays, though a bunch of the more modern Steam releases are either re-releases/ports of decade-old doujin game or otherwise uninspired as fuck at this point unfortunately.

There's also a bunch of STGs on Arcade Archives if you have a PS4 or Switch. There's Thunder Dragon 2 for a good STG from there.

If you want elaborate lore in your franchise, the Souls games are in that direction. Probably less contradicting and serves to have more of a point than what we got here.

If you want lore in an STG franchise specifically, R-Type kinda fills that itch if you count R-Type Final 1&2 (and probably Tactics/Command 1&2) maybe, and while I have lots of issues with those despite being an R-Type apologist myself (despite ZeroRanger and ESPECIALLY Touhou Mother's best efforts to make me hate R-Type, they at least make me consider the death penalty for using the R-9 Arrowhead or any other R-Type thing in vain), I'd rather deal with those stupid unlockable ship roster trees and other shit than whatever we got here.

If you want good grandiose music in your STG, Taito and a lot of their STG stuff featuring music from the based ZUNTATA (foolish ZUN for taking his moniker from ZUNTATA as if he can even hope to compare to them) are available in a bunch of places nowadays. The soundtracks for a bunch of Cave's STGs range from baller (Dodonpachi, Dangun Feveron) to perfect

>>713472914 (OP)
Wow I suck

>>713472914 (OP)
>killed all fairies
based. nice comp OP

oh shit ma look i scored pretty well which means i am statically better than like 70 percent of gamers thats an achievement! glory to the CCP

>>713472914 (OP)
I'm not in here
Well I didn't send anything, but still!

I'm going to Alice so I can marry her

It's over
I lost

>>713472975
Anyone who holds the opinion that Sangetsusei was the peak of Touhou's canon is objectively correct in all of their opinions

>>713472914 (OP)
If you organize more events like these I MIGHT start playing touhou, who knows.

>>713479435
That's the plan. I'm not sure if I'll do the next contest this weekend or the following one but i already have a pretty clear idea for it.

Jerking it

>>713472914 (OP)
quality effort post. this should legitimize toehoe threads for the next year or so

oh my Meira
Anyways you guys think the pyramid in 20 is going to look like an actual pyramid or are we gonna get Keiki'd into some techno shit?

>>>/jp/49613338
WELL YOU DONT DESERVE MY FUARKING REPLY THEN!!!
>>>/jp/49613359
Imagine how we feel after years of the Meiramindbreak

>>>/jp/49613379
Mikobros

In this world is to Meirabreak or be Meirabroken

IM NOT MEIRABROKEN STOP SAYING IM MEIRABROKEN

I'm homocidal and I've a taste I want to wipe out the Youkai race

/v/hu chads win again

>traps and betrays the Hong
https://youtu.be/Z1o7CSAen6c

>>713472914 (OP)
>highest points
>lowest rank

>>713486332
classic

What's good niggas

>>713486567
why is the fried chicken so realistic

>>713486567
what does kool aid taste like
>t. euroanon

>>713486447
>filename

>>713486840
The only one I had was cherry as a kid and it's pretty sweet, like a little too sweet but I remember it being good, it would dye my tongue super red

>>713487282
I HATE YOU

>>713487240
I should also mention that there are unsweeten and sweeten Kool aid, I only ever got the ones in pouches that came sweeten

>>713486840
Sweet, sugary, artificial fruit flavored

now that the dust has settled I will rank the demo themes
>title screen
nice and laidback like UM
8/10 Sagume balls
>stage 1
kind of sounds like WBaWC stage 1 theme which I like but I like Lamentations of Jizoo better
6/10 Meiras
>Ubama
at first I didnt like it specially the last part but it has grown on me
7/10 Koisneeds
>stage 2
one of the ones I liked from the start I really dig how urgent it sounds
8/10 Narumis
>Chimi
despised it at first but its grown on me and I cant get the into out of my head now
7/10 Marisads
>stage 3
kino kino kino kino I like when the piano does that thing
9/10 Kikuris
>Nareko
favorite boss theme from the start build up and climax are pretty memorable
9/10
I'd say its pretty solid overall I'm really glad ZUN dropped those awful drums he's being using since HSiFS

Yeah Nah not-Benben's frown no popular in touhou town

>>713472914 (OP)
im gonna make a soku bot tournament to see who is the strongest 2hu

owarida

>>713489086
bet all on china

>>713489086
Already know Alice is gonna be taken out in the first round kek

>>713489370
>>713489223
i just opened the game and realized you cannot make bots fight each other
sad

>>713489405
missed opportunity
well time to open up some wwe game and go MACHO mode

May i see one chart before i go to bed?

>>713489619
You did not have sex with a latina

>>713489738
I had them all on my chorizo in highschool

>>713490040
Parsee no

>>713489905
Guess youre pretty fly
For a white Guy

Look at them go

>>713490463
Me on the left

How do I get my fightstick to register with Touhou 1-5? Or do I just grin it and play with keyboard?

Day 3 of being Sakuya's futa slave

>>713490845
Joy2key + ds4windows (optional if your stick needs it)

Oh my goodness meira

Say two words and let people guess which 2hu u are describing
Ugly and retarded

>>713492720
Your favorite 2hu

>>713492748
Awful thing to say about Genjii

>>713492748
FIVE MAGIC STONES own you MeiRAT

>>713472914 (OP)
Participation is not Video Games.

We must become...better /v/hus

>>713490463
Foxy grandpas

yabba dabba xanadooo

>>713493935
but which one is getting tje most pussy and why is it Unzan

>>713472914 (OP)
guess i won. neat

>>713494010
women love pink

>>713494309
thanks doc

>>713485354
>>713485582
It's a beautiful thread on /v/ kid
Meira is breaking
CCP is glorying
On days like this kids like you...

>>713494309
Congrats, always knew you would win. See you in august

Uhhh guys

Mikosisters :c my dad called me slur today because I was talking to my transwife on discord and he said I was nyaaing to loud :(((( he said I should get a j word :( you know how hard it is for a queer queen like me to w*rk?

ENOUGH

it' s just begun

>>713494871
Should be gargling sagume balls

Here we are again, just me and you, samurai, right?
With your balls, you're flashing high
You should better be prepared because soon
Your last hour break
One step left now, it's almost time
Show you my sneednation
It's so late for you to get back to (you should prepare to just die)
Like all your friends, you'll have a really good time
But girls like you are always just fools
Come at me, try to kill me with your fancy balls
Let's go, now the room gets chiller
Let's go, just another killer
Go ahead break me again, I see you are able
But inside, you know the end can't be sneeded
I can tell you are really tired of just fighting
But I'll even come back after breaking
Why not let me win? You can't dodge forever
Even if the break is more fun together
You know what, we'll just prune and come back newer
And with every try, I'm getting even sneeder than you are
I am made oh-oh-of sneed, sneed
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh
This is where it meiras
This is where it breaks
You keep telling me those words and hope that I would understand
But even if I hear you, I won't give up my sneedttacks
Can you just not see the truth or can you not see what this all meant?
Go ahead, break me again, I see you're able
But inside you know the end can't be sneeded
You think I might decide to stop if you stay patient
But I am getting you with my sneednation
You know I made your ritual friens all disappear
Erasing all that's left, this is why I'm here
I will keep koisneeding, you should be meidying
That is your destination
I'm entirely made oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (and I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh

Grim

/v/hu is healing

Now tell me, are those "video games" in the thread with us right now?

ze diapey

>>713496538
That's why it's not videogames

video games?

Have you guys ever heard the song UN Owen Was Her? I've always wondered who this Owen figure was, and why they are a girl with a dude's name. Anyways, the tune is quite nice.

>>713496847
Also I must assume this Owen is a high ranking member of the United Nations?

I jerked off to so much touhou mmd porn (mainly dancing) now that whenever a normal ass vocaloid song appears in my playlist that was in a mmd porno i get a boner

>>713496847
Owen as in the owen gun

>>713496923
Is that your current porn obsession anon? For some reason for about half an year now 90% of the things I jack off to are HMVs, and worse, it's mostly all the same HMVs since good quality ones are hard to come by.
Before that I got really into AI sex chats but that kinda died out.

Un Owen is VIVIT!

>>713496923
>cant listen to luvoratory because of all the porn

I will never forgive /v/hu for ruining yuuka

>>713497432
Cactus sex

>>713472914 (OP)
TRANSLATE IT WEEBS

I only played Touhou episode 6 and used homing with Reimu and that was years ago. Am I allowed to post in this ITT thread?

YUUUUUAKAKAKAKABROOOOUUUUUUUUGHSSSS

>>713497646
you can only post here if you have cleared all games above normal with all renditions of Marisa lasers sorry kid

>>713494309
Thanks, Eirin

/v/hu

>>713497950
and then we start frotting and I eat all the cum

>>713497950
mikobros like to watch

SLAP
SHUT THE FUCK UP MARISISSY
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

>>713498321
mikosisters... our response?

did we get saged

>>713498560
damn i was going to sleep now but i guess ill stick it to the end

Fugggggggggg

sucks because im vacationed from gaypee until tomorrow
should have kept bumping the yellow youmu one

>>713498560
It can't be helped

well that's grim

>>713498776
Chynadiaper schizo, I...

>>713496453
meiling does NOT look like that

>>713499135
true she looks like >>713498776

>>713498989
ehh moi?
and thats not me! and stop it with the weird names! seriously what is up with you people and diapers?

>>713499373
same guy that shitposted your ritual posts also created the marisad diaper meme so you kind of got caugth between that har har

>>713499373
>seriously what is up with you people and diapers?

its joever

they spiked the drink with viagra dont drink anything from strangers in the cosplay event

>>713499442
>>713499469
well hmmm sonanoka

Was it a good run?
Was it a bad run?

>>713499818
what the fuck are they doing to gappy

>>713498454
This isn't canon

>>713499878
What is he doing to sonic???

Say my name

>>713500187
Ralsei

>>713498454
This is an edit
>>713500225
This is out of context

yoshikabots on high alert

>>713499878
His name is Josuke 8

koichuck

BOOOO

in your heaaaaaaaaaaaaad
in your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
zombeeeeeeeee
zombeeeeeeeeeee
zombeeeeeeeeeeee
isnt it funny the zombie girl has an egyptian sounding theme now that an actual egyptian larper is in the series?

>>713500430
my honest reaction everytime I open a Ran thread in the jay

>>713500543
Its summer you know

>>713500721
thats better

alright NOW i can sleep, and so should you