Thread 713472927

I LIKE
Big girls
Pretty Kitty Girls
Really Witty Girls
Singing Ditty Girls
I like the Leggy Girls
With the Nice Thighs
I like a Good Chest
No matter what size
I like the Belly Folds
I like the Six Packs
Really Tall Queens
and the Short Stacks
from the Mild Girls
to the Wild Girls
you got style, Girls
make em riled, Girls

Yeah, I just really like girls (˘◡˘ )

Post the face reveal.

>>713472927 (OP)
Honestly I agree 100% I don't understand why this was ever controversial.

How long until he troons out?

>>713472979
>catboy twink avatar is actually el goblino IRL
every time

Sounds like a fag in denial.
Also what's up with the little bow and cat ears?

I feel bad for whoever had their waifu featured in this video

>>713473141
Now picture this face when you remember he was helping underaged fans on Discord figure out how to order HRT pills behind their parents' backs.

>>713473078
yesterday

>>713473262
The video is a wake-up call to renounce waifuism

>>713473304
What the fuck
That's beyond fucked up
He should be in prison

>>713472927 (OP)
>/v/-E-Celebs, Porn, Twitter & Political Bait

>>713473551
This is a vidya girls thread you schizo

>>713473078
pretty sure he's called himself nonbinary already

>>713472927 (OP)
Did we not have this thread already? Same op and everything

>>713472927 (OP)
Imagine being such a massive faggot that you make liking girls look gay.

>>713473640
I've never seen this thread before

>>713473596
>1st Rule of Defense of Shit Thread: Make flippant comment on how it does relate to board topic

>>713473141
chudjak if he real

>>713473886
Tell me the rest of the rules so I can make sure to follow them

Say what you will about him, it's a catchy song and I keep finding myself singing it

>>713473551
If you queers can have a vidya boys thread that hits the bump limit, we can have a vidya girls thread. It's only fair

>>713476159
>2nd Rule of Defense of Shit Thread: Use deflection and whataboutism.

>>713477560
I negate your sage

>>713472927 (OP)
this fag found a way to say "i like girls" and still come of as flaming homosexual

>>713473714
>>713478675
Explain how it's gay? It's literally the exact opposite of gay. He's a man who likes girls.

>>713479141
have you heard the song?

>>713473262
imagine having your waifu be popular
that's like calling a prostitute your wife

>>713479141
He uses an uwu catboy avatar instead of a faceless mannequin man with abs that'd allow me to self insert, so it's bad.

>>713479210
Yes. Seems straight to me. Every word is about how he likes girls. There's no secret line in there about how he actually likes dudes.

>>713479670
he said he likes strong girls and everyone knows that musclefags are closeted homosexuals

>>713473141
But this nigga loves fairy bitches and I cannot bring myself to hate him

>>713472927 (OP)
Can we get a based version of this song that isn't so*y?

>>713473304
>>713473141
That's a homosexual phenotype.
Source: years of being a faggot.

>>713480803
I was a faggot for years too but thankfully I repented and renounced that wicked lifestyle

>>713479670
ignoring the lispy effeminate voice, saying you like everything just sounds like you're trying to get brownie points for being inclusive. Someone claiming to like everything is typically lying

>>713479896
I like dickgirls

>>713472927 (OP)
Made for Big Rabbit Cock!

>>713479141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3N3Bygmr9E

>>713472927 (OP)
>inculded ironmouse in chest size
pedophile who's into hospice roleplay

>>713483446
I don't know if you're being serious or not, but at the height of the 'controversy' some people did accuse him of being a pedo for saying he likes shortstacks. That, is very funny to me.

>>713472927 (OP)
HANG THAT NIGGA NAH
I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE

>>713479614
unironically he wouldnt get as much hate if he did that instead

>>713473141
The femboy avatar is a classic wolf in sheep's clothing thing. This guy totally rapes women.

Really strange that Will Smith decided to make a cover of this song

>>713472927 (OP)
How do you manage to make such a queer song that both sides of online discourse come together to make fun of you?

>>713487152
Because it's hard to politicize being a cringeworthy retard.

>>713473304
jaysus christ
>>713481956
unironically more le based
>>713483056
grim
>>713485667
lol

>>713486923
its more of a way for a sub 8 man to weasel his way into female spaces. i would rather just not interact with women at all

>>713472927 (OP)
Should have stayed as joecrap

>>713473046
because men are not allowed to find women attractive, that is sexist and literally raping them

>>713485667
how it feels fr fr

Looking at mmo generals on /vg/, it shocks me how many men will act like actual fags to attract women
It's so bizarre

>>713479614
>Merylwyb in this fags vid
Fuck

He can say he likes girls but the catboy avatar says he likes it in the ass

>>713473304
Proof? Looked it up got nothing.

behold

>>713479141
safe horny all-body-types-are-hecking-valid non problematic fetishism

>>713489853
It was still problematic because he didn't mention trans "girls" lol. There's no winning with these people, they're never happy.

>>713472927 (OP)
will smith did it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>713473046
Because it had an amount of sincerity to it, and sincerity can be kinda cringe. And online, no crime is greater than being cringe.
>>713488312
Lmao, framing it like this is pretty much the exact opposite of who came after the guy.

>>713473141
he just looks like a normal guy

>>713492582
I wouldn't have much to say about his appearance if it didn't contrast so heavily with the gay little catboy avatar he portrays himself as.

>>713479141
A flower in a rose bed is mistaken for a rose more often than not. The man himself is rather fruity, he markets himself as a catboy, and he puts himself in that kind of crowd, all of which in this day and age mark him as being gay.

>all this hate for cringe

no wonder the internet is so irony-poisoned and spiteful these days.

>>713479896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho

>>713494349
no we hate that hes using his cute avatar to gain discord kittens

>>713492521
It was cringe
Like i don't think his life should end or anything
But it was

>>713494537
GOOMBA GOT BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPAKhrhZ3Zg

>>713494559
>>713489347

>>713494763
Yeah like I said: It was a sincere expression of something he likes and admires, and such sincerity comes off as cringe. Same reason adults crying at Star Wars trailers is cringe. You see someone show a level of investment into something that you do not share, therefore you would feel embarassed if you acted that way for that thing, therefore: cringe.
In a better world, we'd be able to see cringe, shrug and move on with our lives. But for some reason we are obsessed with it. Look at Chris-Chan. The guy's crime is essentially being cringe (well, before the actual crimes), and for that he has become a lol-cow under permanent observation.
Contrapoints did a pretty good video on it, some years back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRBsaJPkt2Q
>inb4 leftie tranny breadtuber bla bla bla
Yeah yeah yeah, I know. It's good tho.

>>713472927 (OP)
>multiple "waifus"
He deserved it, and then some

>>713479141
A lot of people see it as gay because he doesn't show a preference.
People have preferences, and the fact he doesn't seem to have them, gives "Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?" energy to many people.
I don't agree with this, but I can see why they think that.
In my case, it's girls openly swinging both ways.

>>713495373
Heynow, saying he likes all kinds of women, isn't the same as saying they're all his waifu! It's perfectly fine to have a broad spectrum of women you like, but be true to your one and only waifu.

>>713489745
>dwarf with lordosis
quite specific

>>713495229
>leftie tranny breadtuber
Shan't be clicking

>>713472927 (OP)
If you like vidya girls, then why post a fucking faggot in the OP image?

guys im starting to get hard from dawn

>>713495843
>starting to
I was getting hard from Dawn since before I knew I could crank my peepee

>>713495927
atleast the anime gave you good taste in women

>People are meming this as sincerity.
>Has more than one waifu
The fact that he made being straight seem gay is just classic wizardry, he is a modern clown/magician, the one that like swallowing swords and playing with balloon animals

>>713496170
He could swallow my sword if you know what I mean

>>713492521
>Lmao, framing it like this is pretty much the exact opposite of who came after the guy.
>still trying this

>>713495802
Alright, think about this logically

If anime catboys were real, right, it's imaginable they'd be naturally flexible enough to suck themselves off, and most of them would try it at least once just out of curiosity. Of course the straight ones wouldn't like it and stick to cranking it normally. Now, the gay ones on the other hand, the ones that actually enjoy dick would get comfortable with it, improve at it, refine giving head into an art since they have the most opportunity and motivation for practice. You'd want one of those fags around, if nothing else than because the top is divine.

>>713496579
I used to be able to suck myself off before I got fat. Shit was so cash

girls...

>>713489745
are there any other artists like R.Crumb who draw women with limbs like logs?