It was a 15 minute demo at my local Target, but I had to cut my playtime short because I needed to pick up my older sister from her shopping trip for our dad.

>>713475115 (OP)
How old is your sister?

I miss Kmart

>>713475227
29

>>713475459
out of 10!

>>713475115 (OP)
is your sister nice to you or is she a b?

>>713475326
I remember having one near us as a kid, but I never had any nostalgic memories of it. Other stores like Block Buster, Circuit city, Toys R US, etc, were much more memorable.

>>713475115 (OP)
is it fun?
will it rival odyssey?
is the movement good?
>>713475459
also asking if your sister is single

>>713475115 (OP)
Well?

How was the game? Also does your sister have bangin tits?

Imagine dk smashing pauline's head into the ground like that while his oversized dong ruptures her womb

>>713475629
She is overall pretty nice. She has her moments, but we all do.

She sadly had a brain tumor back during the height of covid that completely changed her personality and became extremely dillusional for a while.

Luckily the surgery to remove the tumor was successful and she has become a lot more sane, but has never fully healed from it yet.

>>713476079
you gonna post her nudes/onlyfans or are we just gonna pretend this is a real dk thread?

>>713475806
I didn't play much, but the movement felt very silky smooth. DK felt very agile, and his punches and moves felt pretty satisfying.

I didn't get to explore much movement tech, though.

Will it surpass Odyssey? Not sure yet, but it felt fun.

>>713475115 (OP)
What's the Options menu like? Are there language options? Can I remove the 40 year old American smoker hag voice for Pauline and replace it with a 30 year old Japanese hag that actually sounds like a child?

>>713475115 (OP)
How fat are your older sister's tits?

i also played it at my local walmart it was fun but everything being breakable was already getting old. and it's not worth buying a switch 2 for. and the new dk design is massively inferior

>>713476437
For the demo, there were no options. It just had the logo of the game when you paused. Pressing the home button on the controller ends the demo.

The demo starts by telling you it's 15 minutes and that 'it's not the full product and some features had been removed'

https://x.com/nin10doland/status/1937215063506460967
does this always happen

>>713476615
I was only in the linear tutorial section. Hopefully when things open up, the exploration and in game mechanics will shine more.

How was the pacing? Did it felt like odyssey with moons popping every 10 seconds?

>>713476948
did you reach the part where they introduce rpg level up mechanics?

Do you sniff your sister's dirty laundry?

>>713477058
from the little i played it felt worse then that. atleast in the first area you get moons just for going through the level

>>713477091
No, sadly.

>>713477127
No •~•

>>713476828
didn't happen when I played the demo, that's pretty funny

>>713476079
>brain tumor
>height of covid
vaxx status?