Thread 713478995

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
https://youtu.be/4XjHAmlYlvw?

forced meme

>>713479051
but it's true. the switch 2 only has one game and it's shit. but don't worry, bing wahoo monkey edition releases next month and then the switch 2 will have TWO exclusives!

>doesn't follow the tempo
>not even the full song
>sounds like he is scared that his parents will yell at him if he gets too loud
>weak effeminate voice
Snoys can't meme. They can only copy

>>713478995 (OP)
>NOT BUYING PS5
lol. you wanna talk about "one game" consoles...

It's kind of stupid when a game made by nintendo itself release every month or so, there's donkey kong, kirby, metroid and zelda coming up in the next few months that's pretty good

>>713478995 (OP)
>PS5
>released almost half a decade ago
>no games
>NS2
>released a little under a month ago
>one game
nintendo wins.

That's so stupid I laughed, i guess that’s wrapped around ten layers of irony good cover anon

>>713478995 (OP)
I should have bought other no games machine!

Why was it that 20 years ago console exclusives were viewed as a bad, anti consumer thing and now suddenly they're good?

>>713478995 (OP)
It doesn't work when you do it to Nintendo snoy.

Nintendo has three exclusives at launch (Mario Kart World, Bananza and Splatoon Raiders) and 585 for a console and a game isn't a lot compared to the PS5 Pro costing over 800 dollars and also having 1 exclusive that will not go to PC (astro bot)

>>713479260
don't forget it's $90 +tax +tip if you want the physical copies :^)

>>713480154
Only poor thirdies and jealous console warriors thought it was anti-consumer

>>713478995 (OP)
>doesn't even rhyme or flow properly
>that girly voice
>sneed pepe avatar

kek

>>713479502
mkw is dogshit so the switch 2 effectively has NO GAMES

>>713478995 (OP)
Isn't the console only 3 weeks old?

>>713480385
False

>>713478995 (OP)
Why do PSBrowns keep taking this meme and making it objectively worse?

snoys can't meme

>>713478995 (OP)
I could write this better if I gave a shit.

>>713480156
Bro dk isn't even out and splatoon raiders doesn't even have a release date. Why are lying? Either retarded or snoy in disguise lol

Dogshit meme, and especially so when there's a bunch of exclusives on the way.

That being said: my Switch has been collecting dust for the better part of the last 2 years, while my PS5 has been my daily driver since I got it. Where this "PS5 has no gaemz" meme comes from, I don't know, and I don't get it. It's way more entertaining than most of Nintendo's exclusives.

>>713480718
what games have you been enjoying? i got a ps5 to play dragons dogma 2 since i didnt want to get a proper pc. got my moneys worth out of that, then got stellar blade and enjoyed it. now its mostly a darktide machine for me

>>713480718
>my Switch has been collecting dust for the better part of the last 2 years, while my PS5 has been my daily driver since I got it.
For me it's the other way around my ps5 have been collecting dust while I have been playing my switch

>>713480718
The meme is because why get a playstation when you can just use your PC?

Milhouse tier forced meme thread. Meanwhile Sony are eyeing up the PS6 and the PS5 has yet to receive its first video game.

>>713479260
I will rape you harder than your father did, Cuckric.

>>713478995 (OP)
It doesn't rhyme. Too many of the parts don't rhyme properly or follow the song's tempo.
It doesn't help that the song itself has been used in better made parody, so it is fighting uphill battle already.
You should use another song instead if you want to make fun of 3 week old console's only exclusive.

Why can't snoys meme?

>>713478995 (OP)
Shitty bait thread as always, OP is a faggot.
The lyrics still suck and don't flow by the way.
Why do you have to make such predictable shitposts anyway? Do you not get enough attention at home or something?
Here's your (You), now fuck off.

>>713481064

I'm currently going through Stellar Blade, will play Death Stranding 2 in a couple of days. Before that, it was Unicorn Overlod, REmake 4, and Sekiro, off the top of my head.

>>713481134

I can count the games I finished with the Switch: Katana Zero, Hollow Knight, BotW, TotK, and some Vampire Survivors. Nothing else did much for me.

>>713481142

You're damn right.

>>713481142
nta but I really understood this when I realized I was too lazy to turn on my ps4 and just bought the game a second time to play on my pc. I should really just box the thing up and put it away already

>>713478995 (OP)
sony won.

>>713479051
yep. there's a lot of BS surrounding the switch 2, but to say that mkw and dkb are comparable to ps5's pitiful launch window is laughable.

>>713478995 (OP)
stop fucking posting this

Switch 2 has more games in its year 1 than the PS5 during its entire lifecycle.

>>713484208
no

>>713478995 (OP)
this falseflag is only ever funny once, retard

>>713484824
>dragxdrive

You delusional faggots have got to stop posting that woke shovelware, the rest are legitimate exclusives though

>>713485369
Sure.
As soon as you stop acting like Astro is a real game.

>>713485369
If snoys can count Astro bot then tendies can count dragxdrive

>>713485497
>>713485517
I don’t own a snoystation because im a straight white male, doesn’t make wokexslop a real game

snoys really are leftists huh