>it’s tail time

>>713489438 (OP)
>limted run games
game fucking died faster than the few shrill threads they could afford

>>713489671
it’s a terrible emulates version of the games, why anyone would buy it on pc is crazy. There were no changes to it, it’s just gex on a shit emulator

>no upscaling options whatsoever
>completely fucking broken audio
>removed save system, save states only
>removed options menu from 2 and 3
>removed demos from 3

The ONLY thing the Trilogy has going for it is the analog controls, which genuinely make Gex 2 and 3 so much more fun to play. I'm so fucking pissed at how shit this turned out despite knowing exactly what would happen.

He is hot

>>713489839
The switch version is the worst of all, it looks worse than the ps1 version. Enter The Gecko deserves better as one of the most underrated 3d platformers

>THE FIRST WORD OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH WILL BE GEX

what did he mean by this?

>I feel like I’m stuck at Bonnie Blue’s petting zoo

Back of my head, don't have any better adventure game than the gex games.

>>713491051
what??

>>713491051
Idk about that but the level design is definitely different and a lil ahead of its time but also confusing. Like the one space level in enter the gecko, I feel like nobody would follow the path for the first remote because it completely goes against your instincts as a gamer.

>limited run games

Fucking NOPE
let me guess it installs an emulator again. Why do they get a free pass to do that when nobody else does

>>713489839
Hope someone figures out what they did for the analog controls and just applies that to an emulator like Duckstation.

>>713491586
>Because it preserves the authenticity
fuck that, I want a gex remake like the croc legend of the gobbos remake

>>713491245
Short hand colloquialism for "if there was a gun to the back of my head,"

>>713489438 (OP)
Be honest, would you?

>>713489438 (OP)
Say ACK

>>713489839
>The ONLY thing the Trilogy has going for it is the analog controls, which genuinely make Gex 2 and 3 so much more fun to play.
Yep. Pisses me off they didn't upscale it though, when emulated the games look so crisp compared to this. Hopefully someone mods it.

>>713492295

>>713491672
It’s not even true bc they often completely overhaul UIs for no fucking reason
From the screenshots I’ve seen of gex they did it again

>>713492428
I would literally have excused everything else if they just implemented some FUCKING upscaling options. The widescreen is nice, the analog controls are awesome, and the extras are cool.

I refunded it and decided to pirate it instead. If they won't even put in the bare fucking minimum effort then they don't deserve my fucking money.

Still can't overstate how awesome the analog controls are, though.

>>713492606
it looks like shit for no reason

>>713489438 (OP)

>>713492850
I know. It was a struggle playing through the games. There's some kind of fucking color banding or dithering or some shit going on that makes the game look like absolute dogshit. And that's not even a resolution thing, that's just whatever fucking retard settings they have enabled on the emulator.

>>713492606
>Still can't overstate how awesome the analog controls are, though.
That's the only reason I got it, widescreen was a side bonus. I replay these games every few years & every time I do my patience for the movement dwindles a little more.

>>713493127
The analog controls alone turn Gex 2 and 3 from being 6/10 games to 8/10 games. Shame the audio is so fucked and the game looks like shit.

>>713489839
they didn't add analog controls they just cut out turning animations and shortened the walk->run timer
in my day, we called that soulless, not an improvement

>>713493195
The turning animations are detrimental to the controls in the originals. They make Gex feel wide and unruly to control. Getting rid of that retarded turning radius instantly fixed most of the issues I had with the controls.

The walk->run timer being removed is also a massive fucking improvement. The walk state is a detriment to literally everything you can do as Gex. Your jumps are shorter, your air speed is massively reduced, and you can't tail kick. There is not a single moment in the game where the walk state is more useful than the run state.

Calling bad controls "soulful" is some serious retard shit, Anon.

>>713493191
the audio being fucked is kino, gex doing austin powers impressions hits harder when it’s compressed and distorted

>>713493336
>>713493195
Also

>they didn't add analog controls

Yes they fucking did you retard. The original games only allowed you to move in 8 cardinal directions. The Trilogy allows full 360 analog control.

Stop being retarded.

I planned on buying this when it was announced but after seeing how shit they handled it I just put them on duckstation. I already replayed through the first 2 and just started on 3. I think they are still pretty fun, and I get why child me loved it so much. I think the third game is weaker and the constant awkward flirting with the live action lady still makes my stomach turn. The anime channel is my favorite level in the whole series though.

>>713493384
Ruining the audio of some of the best tracks in gaming is not "kino" you fucking moron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJk6vVunTQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97spIyYok0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcESaZvdQ4

>>713493585
I meant the voice lines

>>713493683
The voice lines are not what I have a problem with, Anon. The audio is fucked in such a way that the stems/tracks of the music are constantly cutting in and out, like they're fighting each other over audio balance. It's like the emulator can't process all of the audio properly so it just bugs the fuck out. It's especially bad on any level that has a ticking timer, where even sound effects like jumping and tail whipping won't play.

>>713493805
well I just meant the audio sounding old when he talked made it funnier. I’m not as much of a Gex purist I guess.

>>713494005
Anon, if you didn't play the Trilogy and don't know what I'm talking about, then please stop replying to me.

>>713493336
>>713493414
lrg shills out in full force damn, how much do they pay per hour to post here

>>713494090
I can forgive you for being retarded since I didn't indicate this in those posts, so I'll be clear now. The Trilogy is a fucking shitty release and absolutely no one should buy it, however I DO think people should pirate it and play it just so they can experience the analog controls.

For the record, here's an earlier post of mine.

>>713493585
>Tut TV

I have an orgasm every time I hear this song.

>>713494090
Gimme twelve dollars & I'll shill your claims for three days.

>>713493585
Y'know, it's kinda wild how fucking good the music is in the Gex games, particularly in Gex 3. So many different genres and styles, and they nail just about every single one.

Like, goddamn. Gangster TV theme is a fucking jazz masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kBrWNuQnD8

>>713489438 (OP)
Imagine if Kingdom Hearts couldn't have Disney anymore and Gex had to be one of Sora's partners

>>713489671
Is there a port/remaster/repack made by them that doesn't suck ass?

>>713489438 (OP)
Sex with Gex
The remasters are shit

>>713498076
and it would be a horror themed world because gex’s most iconic levels are the horror ones

>>713498658

>>713489438 (OP)
a little tongue now a lot of tail later

>>713498903
this is what they show to new square enix hires.

>>713489438 (OP)
What are some modern takes on gex one liners

>>713504630
>Did *you* have a friend on the Liberty?

>>713489671
>told people from the start it would be a shitty emulation job and you can just emulate it yourself
>told constantly I'm wrong and it's going to be some feature rich remaster and normalfags think it's going to be the definitive version with added N64 content
>fast forward to now
>I'm right

>>713489438 (OP)
Saw Synth play it, looked kino

>>713505697
It's fucking beyond me how anyone could be excited for this considering Tomba Special edition came out beforehand and it was the same game but with a slightly worse soundtrack, for some reason normalfags think every remake/remaster is gonna be on-par with Crash N.Sane Trilogy or something