Thread 713490562

>retro-style indie game
>inconsistent pixel size
>HD hud
>rotation on random objects
>bloom
>16:9

I unsubscribed when he got filtered by Gradius - when did you, /v/?

>>713490591
I was never subscribed, faggot.

>>713490562 (OP)
futafag

>>713490591
>couldn't tell he was grifting 500 miles away

>>713490657
Spbp

>>713490562 (OP)
>retro-style indie game
>unreal engine

>>713490562 (OP)
Didn't this dude jerk off on stream to a tranny?

>>713490562 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>713490591
cant you just call the eceleb you dislike a faggot in the comment section like everyone else?

>>713490562 (OP)
>DeadwingDork hates Synth
>AlmightyLoli and Synth hate each other
I wish my internet dads would get along.

The reason the west currently has no culture is because circles don't have any talent, yet they're killing off ovals who do.

>>713490591
both synth and his fans don't really understand video games at all
when it comes to shmups and arcade games in general, they're going to look at the genre and go
>wheres my save file?
>wheres my check points?
>what do you mean my hitbox is small?
>how do i even dodge that!
>you guys are just too autistic lol
but dont worry Hades gets a 7/10 because you have RPG mechanics!
thats how you do an actual perma death game right? just stat pump your
shit until the challenge is nonexistent

>>713490562 (OP)
>Buy a Game
> Is woke

>>713494725
>my internet dads
holy faggot
having big fat creamy load dropped right in your butthole would be less gay than this tumbler shit

>>713490562 (OP)
This person makes me irrationally angry. He doesn't do I want, he doesn't behave how I want, and he doesn't follow my mindset to the letter. I gave him money and I've invested enough time watching his content to have this privilege, and if he doesn't want to be my friend, he should at least do what I say, that's how this works.

>>713490591
You are one really obsessed troon
Nobody cares about that game gaydius or whatever

>>713494725
kys

>>713498415
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS KIWIFARMS
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS DISCORD
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A TRANNY
Shitthetic... no one is falling for this

>>713490562 (OP)
>click on synthcel livestrream
>harps on about race every fucking time
i accepted he pisses and cries about le woke shit in his "reviews" it's his bread and butter
but blacks and trannies does not stay of this faggot's mouth for more than 5 minutes
i just wanna see him play shit and complain about his incel life
not constantly reminded how much he's cucked by brown and femoid characters

I don't understand the appeal of his kind of content. It's just the same "THIS GAME IS WOKE TRASH" that everyone in the know could see coming 1000 miles away. There's no interesting commentary, it's the same chuddie opinions that have infested every place online now as a reaction to mainstream culture since GamerGate.

>>713490591
Never subscribed, stopped watching after the v-tuber simping

>>713490562 (OP)
Kek'd when this faggot accidentally showed his the patron accounts he was subbed to and it was some furry femboy faggot shit.

>>713490562 (OP)
idk who this synth guy is but if a troon makes a movie length video where all he does is dilate and call you every -ist and -phobe in the book, then you might be doing something right

>>713490562 (OP)
>original poster
>regularly takes dick in his ass
>always coughing up cum

>>713500216
>shitthetic tran
>jerks off to futanari and trap porn
>calls other people gay as an insult

>>713490562 (OP)
It's hilarious how this guy is an obvious /v/tard yet everyone shits on him kek

>>713499787
People like to see others saying what they have in their minds, because they are too cowardly to speak up due to the fear of judgement. So when a somewhat popular person does this they cream their pants, while also don't put anything on risk.
This is literally asmongold's and hassan's popularity in a nutshell.

>>713490562 (OP)
you loved it when yoshis island did it.

>>713492219
this was one of the scariest things I've ever seen in a movie

>>713500385
as it should be

Why does retro style mean 8 bit?
Why not higher bit count
The ps2 and ps1 are retro now
What the fuck

>>713498517
>it's totally someone else who posts the box and ">filters futafags" daily
Imagine being a liar and everyone knows you're a liar.

>>713501556
I didn't imply that I'm someone else. I'm just stating the fact that I'm not some sort of discord/kiwifarms/tranny boogeyman.

>>713490591
when i heard how obnoxious he gets when he's visibly drunk on stream during the SW Outhouse video. it reminded me of myself when i was his age when i used to drink and i cringed hard. also he was trying way too hard to shit on the game, playing up the le problematic chud act. while he was not wrong, it just rubbed my the way, all i could think was "ya blew it kid. it's only downhill from here. " i closed the video after 10 minutes, unsubbed and never looked back (I still lurk in every Synthetic Man thread for crumbs of lore and to laugh at him)

futa is good only when it's futadom on female

>>713492919
I can proudly say I have no idea who any of those people are. Is op an e-celeb? I assumed it was just a reaction pic. Either way, I don't give a fuck

I lost some respect for him because he fumbled kirsche

>>713490562 (OP)
>Synth

>>713490562 (OP)
This guy could be a full time lolcow with constant milk but the people documenting him are somehow even worse than him and ruin it
His whole thread on the farms is moralfagging and grandstanding?

WHERE'S THE FUNNY I WANT TO LAUGH AT THE LOLCOW

>>713498517
yeah you fucking Gradius autist
also rekita tapes when?

>>713504916
seems like farms got mind broken after the whole keffals now everyone acts like puritan

>>713503813
You still have some respect for this balding ugly faggot? There's other retards that content scape /v/ you can watch and do it without being as pathetic as this loser

>>713504916
>the people documenting him are somehow even worse than him and ruin it
kek, this line has been run into the fucking ground. Because I'm sure without a searchable archived account of synths tardy ways these threads wouldn't be "PROOF" spammed by his distroons

>>713504916
Is there even much to lol at? He seems to be a pretty mundane dude who hates corporate faggot worship.

>>713504916
kiwifarms is extremely fucking gay.

>>713504916
I thought Kiwifarms liked him what happened?

>>713504916
>WHERE'S THE FUNNY I WANT TO LAUGH AT THE LOLCOW
Yeah it's been an issue for years now. "Oh a thread has 40 new pages something really funny must have happened" is now "Oh a thread has 40 new pages, two autists must be slapfighting over some minor gay detail they're both wrong about"

>>713505807
qrd?

>>713506437
>troon got doxxed and swatted
>blamed the farms
>forced cloud flair to drop them
>site goes down
it's back now but not the same anymore

>>713494725
Get some friends dude holy shit

>>713499518
lol nigger

His videos are okay. I don't know why /v/ seethes about him all the time.

>>713490562 (OP)
>retro-style indie game
>inconsistent pixel size
I hate this.

>>713509671
Is it also seething when threads mock every other e-celeb who behaves like a fool or just when it's your e-daddy?

His short temper is getting out of control. It is causing him to accumulate too many scorned fans at once which is a bad thing for any content creator.
>>713509671
I mean one issue is that he does not make videos as frequently as he used to. He is currently primarily a streamer, which is where most of his controversy stems from.
>>713490591
Never played Gradius because I am not a boomer, is this a bullet hell or something?
>>713492919
coom threads are a far bigger problem than e-celeb threads
>>713494725
uh faggot alert
>>713499518
complaining about being an "incel" is his worst trait. If he was actually racist, his content would be so much better.
>>713498517
you forgot sharty
>>713501973
futas should be genocided

>>713490562 (OP)
all of those are good

>>713490562 (OP)
>Synth was ready to move out of his parent's house and improve his life all because a female vtuber was nice to him

>>713509780
>Is it also seething when threads mock every other e-celeb
Yeah, it is. You should discuss video games on the video games board instead of whining about literally who's.

>>713510078
Based

>>713510127
They are going to get married any second now

>>713504916
he's too self aware to be a true lolcow

>>713496217
>>wheres my save file?
>>wheres my check points?
>>what do you mean my hitbox is small?
>>how do i even dodge that!
>>you guys are just too autistic lol
>but dont worry Hades gets a 7/10 because you have RPG mechanics!
Sounds like an average video game player to me, e-celeb fan or not.

>>713490591
>>713490562 (OP)
Isn't this guy a kirsche simp?

>>713490591
Wtf? I beat that as a 12 year old

>vtuber
>There are anons right this second that wouldn't marry geega
Pretty homosex if you ask me

>>713510576
Yes hands off niggers

>>713490562 (OP)
Theres nothing wrong with pixel art combined with objects that break from the pixel grid / tile grid
Theres nothing wrong with pixel art combined with fleshed out smooth real time lightning systems and radiosity, some bloom, shadows reflections etc
HD hud in pixel games isnt inherently bad as long as it looks good and fits the style ((its usually ugly)
Theres nothing wrong with a 16:9 game
If its two entirely separate elements its fine for their pixel sizes to be different

>>713490562 (OP)
>literally who?
>some random faggot that doesn't even play video games

every single time with /v/ mentioning these faggots

>>713511065
Oh shi my bad i hadnt scrolled down and realise this was actually an eceleb thread

>>713510576
WOAH MAMA

>>713504916
I feel like they've been trying to make him one for a while now what with a few notable ecelebs and their fans raiding a few of his videos but he's too normal and honest. His brother making fun of him keeps him grounded I think (and is generally more entertaining than him). There's no dysfunction or drama there to cling to aside from le problematic opinions so most people lost interest. Sam Hyde is more of a lolcow than him because of the drama and shitty financial decisions.

>>713510812
I’m a Leaflit enjoyer only.

>>713510127
Shows how all incels want is affection.

>>713511602
Yes but you say that like you ever cared.

Didn't synthetic get caught on camera sucking down a dildo while jacking off

>>713511670
Yes and it was reposted a billion times, even if it wasn't him.

>>713511630
Cared about what?

>>713504916
There's nothing actually to lol at, it's all forced

>>713511729
The mitigation between your concern and an embittered race of sexual deviants?

The liposuction you'd call sexual desire?

>>713496217
Most youngins aren't equipped to play actual video games.

>>713511856
Oh I remember you. You’re the nigger with a scat fetish.

>>713510812
No, I just want to creampie Mintos ass.

>>713512091
Do you still use the word polack and kike?

>>713510026
kys Deltranny

>>713509325
yes you and his livechat constantly talk about bbc
it's like he comes straight off of /v/

>he's jewish and...wants to like...fuck a vtuber...and get this...he jerks off to FUTA
god modern cows are so fucking boring

Anyone who associates with looney troons is a total fuckup, annoying, and highly probably a predator and rapist.
The past 15 years of experiencing trooner necromorph environments has been long enough to even start distancing even the farthest of left religious zealots, let alone mainstream society finally noticing it.

>>713490562 (OP)
synthetic man takes 4chan way too seriously

He looks like Sam Hyde and Basedjack combined and decided to troon out.

>>713490591
When he shilled for Baldur's Gate 3 like a raging faggot he is.

>>713490562 (OP)
KWABOTY

>>713512676
>knows this place is mostly discord troons brigading
>still takes every opinion here to heart

Mario 64 is a great game btw.