Thread 713500809

>buy waterfront property
>buy project muscle car
>have wife
>no kids
>buy and build new overpriced 'puter
>play all my favorite old games on it cuz new ones suck and are woke and gay
>never have to work a day in my life again
Damn it's good to be an old (38) gamer.

>never have to work a day in my life again

how

i hate fat people

>>713500809 (OP)
>have wife
>no kids
Why do you keep her around then? She's useless

>waterfront property

it won't be long

>>713500857
Study jewology and invested well.
>>713500981
She sucks my dick daily and plays video games with me, fag.
>>713500905
Me too.

>>713500809 (OP)
having no kids is a real cheat code to life, unless you're a retarded neet then it's wasted on you

>>713501141
>with me, fag.
Your name is Fag? And she still married you?

>>713501141
is her penis cute?

>wife won’t even bear your children
grim

>>713500809 (OP)
>project muscle car
so a lawn ornament

I can't see the point of having a wife with no kids. The only reason I would get married is so my kids have a mother. It's pointless otherwise. If you for whatever reason can't have kids, just be a free bachelor and have a revolving door of under 25s like Dicaprio
It honestly sounds like you have the worst of both worlds. No kids AND a wife? Really just preposterous

>>713503096
>be a free bachelor and have a revolving door of under 25s like Dicaprio
Okay
So do it.

>have wife
>no kids
>38
why are millennial birthrates in the negatives?

>>713500809 (OP)
What's the point of having a wife if you don't want kids?

>>713504010
They're sticking it to the boomers who were too lazy to figure out stocks/crypto and bought up all the houses for no reason instead

>>713501081
...how much is rent?

Based.