Thread 713501831

There better be no Al Bhed posters on this forum bruddas or else we're gonna have a problem, ya?

Betta dead than Al-bhed, right, brudda?

SUFFER NOT THE FIEND, THE MACHINA, THE AL-BHED!

>>713501831 (OP)
If she Al-bhed then she oughta be right dead bruddas.

Just met this guy in the game
He's very touchy

>>713501831 (OP)
ティーダのチンポ気持ちよすぎだろ!

>>713503661
This says "I'm gay!" In English

>>713501831 (OP)
Haha. Machina bad am I right guys?

This guy knocked up his little brother's big titted goth girlfriend.

I'm still mad Lulu didn't have pregnant model.

>has a massive big tittied pale goth gf
>captain of the football team
>buffed as fuck
>hates "al bhed"
>devout christian
>lives in a paradise island away from all trouble ( probably super expensive for foreigners )
>son and happy family in the end
There is virtually no way you can't agree wakka is the real winner in this story

>>713506825
And his red head genes powered through

>>713501831 (OP)
Why does Wakka always look like he just shit his pants, and is trying to figure out what to do about it.

>>713507726
>Gets to visit the holy land in its prime
>Most OP overdrive
>Al Bheds genocided
>Secondary ultimate evil (Sin) vanquished
Yep Wakka had it good

Wakka being racist is as refreshing as the zanarkand ocean tide breeze.
Fuk the al bhed police bruddahs

>>713509963
Did you miss the part where he kneels to al-bhed?

>>713508914
This sounds like something one of those sand loving, machina fucking, grease ball Al Bhed scum would say.

>>713510057
>>713510086
Sounds like something those Yevon disrespecting Al Bhed would say.

Oh hi Wakka!

>>713510261
WAKKA NO DON'T SHE'S A

>>713501831 (OP)
53 billions must syng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-z3S0OSVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAPjVxtjh0

>the teachings of the Church of Yevon is that ALL humans are responsible for Sin and that ALL humans must repent and atone to defeat it
>Wakka hyperfixates on the Al-Bhed because his brother picked up a gun to fight Sin with instead of the family sword
>it also conveniently lets him ignore the fact that the Church says he's part of the problem and he's not making any real effort to change or better himself

>>713511356
>blame machina users
>is actually that fault of magic niggers

so why can everyone just breathe water?

>>713512296
They can't. Only people trained in Blitzball can do that, and they aren't breathing the water; they're holding their breath for extended periods of time.

>>713512296
They train to hold their breath for that long. In X-2 Yuna mentions how she's been training her lung capacity

>SAND BLASTED GREASE MONKEYS

dangerously based

>>713510340
Its AN al bhed not a al bhed you al bhed sand muncher
>>713511940
>think Sin is a myth or some shit
>decide to build machines that get people sent to the farplane
>never decided to find the root issue of why Sin keeps returning
>managed to make summoners quit, which in turn allows fiends to run rampant
my bruddahs do not fall for the lies of al bhed infidels

>>713501831 (OP)
I love Al Bhedussy