Thread 713508090

Snoodchads, she's locked in.

>>713508090 (OP)
all videogame movies suck

There's literally no good reason not to cast Hunter Schafer.

>>713508183
but Schafer (or FAGGOTer) is 26 tho and tweet says 16-23 >>713508090 (OP)

>>713508412
That's more than likely just a suggestion and not a hard rule.

Shittendo will cast an ugly westoid roast and an obnoxious American actor as link.

>>713508631
>That's more than likely just a suggestion and not a hard rule.
this
illegal as fuck to discriminate purely on age in burgerstan

I am in love with her

>>713508631
It's a rule they made up to exclude the tranny without saying anything transphobic.

>>713508183
he could have worked as Link if he didn't get himself breast implants

>>713508090 (OP)
>>>/tv/

>>713508183
I think they want a woman for the role, not disgusting necromorph troon.

>>713508183
He's a man. That's pretty good reason.

>>713508183
>There's literally no good reason not to cast Hunter Schafer.
Aside from the fact that he's a man?

>>713508183
Nintendo literally age gated who they want to play the roles. Schafter is too old for the role. Even if it's by just a few years at the max end of what they were looking for.

>>713510460
they still clocked that and still called it transphobic though. even if they're insane and mentally ill, they're not necessarily stupid.

>>713508090 (OP)
Bitch has no chin

>>713508090 (OP)
The scandal and movie boycott due to not giving the role to Hunter Schafer will be funny.

>>713512459
They already know that he was never being considered for the role. It was simply a rumor some probably troll made up that everybody ran with considering the recent scandal of trump forcing him to change his passport back to the correct sex, so he was in the public eye at the time. The chuds ran with it to piss people off, and the troons either actually believed it or wanted to push for it to become real. I think he mentioned once that he would like to play Zelda, but that it was never a serious consideration.

>>713508183
Especially since nu-Zelda is for troons anyway.

>>713508319
>>713510598
>>713510779
>>713510792
Nobody cared about this shit back when this was Peter Pan. Love how the culture war has made you all activists over literally nothing bullshit.

>>713512692
First of all, I doubt anybody on /v/ has ever even seen this. Second of all, Mary was not pretending to be a man in real life.

>>713512692
There's a difference between a a person playing the part of another gender and someone thinking they are ACTUALLY that gender, you disengenuous fuckwit

>>713512903
The argument is Hunter is a man and that disqualifies him from playing a female character. His delusions do not factor in that assertion. You are fucking retarded.

>>713513076
Girls can pass off easily as young boys (and were basically required since kids that age typically weren't allowed to act on stage by law)
The only way a man can pass off as a woman in film is as a literal joke
Got any more bullshit you wanna feed me?

I genuinely hope they cast a tranny in a major leading female role soon because the movie is gonna be dogshit either way, and getting to see the fallout of the "what the fuck is wrong with that characters voice?" response is gonna make me jej for years.

>>713513328
Actually, how has that not happened yet? Has there been a single hollywood film where a lead character was played by a tranny? I'm sure there are plenty of movies with them in it, but not in the lead.

>>713513238
Hunter passes just as well as Mary Martin you delusional faggot lmao. I've seen and heard far more masculine women in real life. You're so fucking Culture War mind rotted its depressing.

>>713508090 (OP)
McKenna or riot!

>>713513664
It has a penis

>>713513605
They show up as token side characters every so often but they know it's basically poison. Same reason there's no AAA cinematic shooter games with transsexual protagonists. They know it's gonna turn into a shitstorm, so maybe they'll just put in a character you meet at a bar that does the "HELLO PERSON I JUST MET DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A PENIS?"

>>713513629
Mary doesn't "pass" because she was a woman who presented herself as one in real life. This anon is seriously suggesting that a normal non-troon person has to "pass".

>>713513718
I liked Dead by Daylight's take on that sort of thing.

>>713513787
Glad we agree. Passing or not doesn't matter when taking on a make believe role for television. And that's why Hunter Schafer shouldn't play Zelda. No wait, it was because he's delusional. No wait that's not it, its because he's a man and Zelda is a woman! I-its... its one of these arguments here.... one sec lemme recompose I'll get it right next time for sure.

Your arguments are so fucking schizophrenic.

>>713514094
He's more than welcome to play a transgender person in a movie. His character in Euphoria is transgender, so it wouldn't be a stretch.

>>713514296
Oh, so we're back to "You have to play X if you're X and nothing else!"

I agree. Mary should not have played a young boy. She was an old woman.

>>713513690
Are you retarded?

>>713513076
>The argument is Hunter is a man and that disqualifies him from playing a female character
It does

>>713514564
Yep! Just like Mary should have been disqualified.

>>713514654
Who the fuck cares about a 60 year old adaptation of Peter Pan?

>>713514421
> Mary should not have played a young boy. She was an old woman.
yes

>>713508120
The original mario movie is a classic cyberpunk kino.

>>713514901
Nta, but that role is traditionally played by women (and the actor playing Hook usually also plays the dad). It's not some old one-off.

>>713515273
it's like bladerunner. if it wasn't called "mario bros" and you renamed mario and luigi, you wouldn't even know it was supposed to be a video game movie.

>>713512832
I actually have seen it. My parents had it on VHS and I watched it as a very small child. I even remember some of the songs

>>713512692
You sound very Jewish. Are you Jewish?

>>713508090 (OP)
I would like to see her dressed as TP Zelda, or maybe Hyrule Warriors Zelda, or literally any other Zelda besides the BotW Zelda (since she is by far the worst Zelda), but unfortunately that is exactly the Zelda (and Link) we are going to get

>>713512583
>It was simply a rumor
>Source: my ass

>>713516381
It was, and at the same time wasn't. Mr. Schafer and his team tried to "manifest" it by spreading it themselves.

>>713516747
>things that didn't happen
That's not how agents work.

>>713516843
That is exactly what happened.

>>713512692
>obscure movie release no one even remembers

Yeah, you sure showed them, incel!

>>713508120
the first Mortal Kombat was great

>>713516747
Trans people are very well known for attempting to enter places where they are not welcome. Why would a role in a major movie be any different?

>>713508090 (OP)
Mark Wahlberg or John David Washington as Link pls

How do I audition for this?

Jason Stathum Link
Chloe Grace Moretz Zelda
Devito Goron

>>713508183
Yeah, they probably gonna need some gerudos, too.

>>713513720
KEK

>>713508090 (OP)
goyslop cinema

>>713508183
there are three

>>713508090 (OP)
jenna cumdump

>>713508183
>all these replies that wouldnt tap schafer
Kinda gay

>>713508090 (OP)
She heckin cute and valid

>>713509086
Not true, you can discriminate younger people based on age, just not those above the age of 50 because boomers built the system with themselves in mind.

>>713509086
It is only discrimination if the job does not require particular things from the employee. E.g. a requirement to be able to lift 50kg for an office job where no lifting is required whatsoever can be illegal because it discriminates against womenx and disabled and weaklings, since the job won’t require them to lift weights but the same requirement for a construction site worker is completely valid because you’re actually expected to lift weights there. When it comes to casting it is virtually impossible to prove that particular requirements are discriminatory because your job is to “act as a character the way producer imagines said character in his head” and that allows for virtually any requirements to be valid

>>713508183
Zelda is a woman
>>713509687
Me too
>>713512195
Weak chin is fine on women

>>713508183
Debra Wilson would be a better Zelda because at least she is an adult female human, and Hylians are just humans with pointy ears, so there are black, white, asian, etc. Hylians.

>>713508090 (OP)
I love me snood
Simple as

>>713515374
You're absolutely right. Apart from the names, there's practically zero connection to the games, perhaps that's the reason why I personally like it so much. Regardless, it's still a video game movie.
The first Resident Evil movie was also okay.

/v/ is posting about something that they didn't want and hasn't happened

>>713521848
/v/ if nothing happens
>They should have done It. Itwould have been funny
/vl if something happens
>This is the stupidest shit ever why would they do this.
I blame YouTube drama slop content for making people like this.

>>713509086
Acting is the one job where you're allowed to openly discriminate based on any physical characteristic. You can outright state "I'm going to hire a White person for this role" and the EEOC won't care.

>>713508183
1. Hunter's a man. Nintendo has to be retarded to cast a man as Princess Zelda. Unless it's Nicolas Cage or Terry Crews
2. He's 26. Three years about Nintendo's limit.

Link played by hot chick
Zelda played by hot chick
Ganon played by hot chick
Epona played by hot chick
Fairy played by hot chick
Tingle played by hot chick
Quirky loli companion played by Larry David

>>713508090 (OP)
Rolling for Hunter.

>>713508183
THIS

>>713508120
fpbp

>>713508090 (OP)
I want to kiss her

Only idiots and terminally online people think Nintendo would pick a failed man to play their most iconic princess.

>>713522736
I really want to see redditors and cordians cry and dilate when the casting choice is announced lol.
They are really gaslighting each other into thinking this is a serious possibility.

>>713522845
Redditors want the troon
So do you
Ergofore you are a redditor

>>713522845
They already have since the casting calls are for Link and Zelda's actors to be between the ages of 16-23.

Hunter is 26, so he's out.

>>713522949
I was referring to Trooner Schafer idiot

Is Chris Pratt link?

>>713508412
btfo'ed to space

I bet they got tired of trolls suggesting her and specifically that the age range below 26

>>713522374
who plays dampe

>>713523139
But you want to see the troon cast
Redditors also want the same

Theretofore you are a redditor no matter your ironic spin to it

Fuck off /t/v/

>>713523193
Sis repeats herself like a broken record.

>>713523193
Did you even read what that article actually says you illiterate imbecile?

>>713522736
>>713522845
i just wonder how anyone who isn't terminally online could even seriously consider casting a tranny in the first place
fucking reddit, man

>>713523187
hunter could probably play him if they still want him in their movie

>>713523461
They've all gaslit themselves into the psyop that a man who calls himself a woman is a real woman. To them casting him is not any different than casting a real woman.

>>713523461
The same thing was said about race swaps of established white characters 10 years ago.
Nobody truly knows how far they are willing to push DEI.

>>713523461
It's easy to virtue signal behind a keyboard.

That's literally it, internet brownie points.

>>713523671
If this was a western IP I would agree that troon Zelda is a significant possibility.
But Nintendo is not western, nor fully globohomo'd like Sony.
The boomers running Nintendo don't care about risking their profits for appeasing the mentally ill or paltry (relative to what they are risking) DEI grants.
They will push back if Sony attempts this shit.

>>713523671
Redditors actively ignore reality. They were saying Denzel Washington would be a good James Bond. They know a black person shouldn't play a white person, and they know a man can't really become a woman and that a man should be able to play a woman. They're fully aware of everything they're doing and saying. They will also be the very first people to praise the decision to miscast a character and then not even buy the movie or the game because they weren't actually interested in it at all.

They just want everyone on reddit to see how good of people they are. But god forbid if you ever cast a white man as anything other than a white man.

>>713508183
>There's literally no good reason not to cast Hunter Schafer.
spbp! Also For months there's been chuds crying on Twitter that Zelda will be a "girl boss" in the movie because "the western world has gone woke" when in reality Zelda's been a girl boss since the cartoons in the late 80's! Vive la trans!

>>713508090 (OP)
Is she the werewolf girl in Wednesday, you know the pedo bait?

>>713516843
Told you >>713522736

>>713508090 (OP)
Who could play her? Doubt they would touch her imp form due to Hollywood not wanting to touch short characters with a 10ft pole.

>>713524853
Francesca capaldi

>>713508090 (OP)
How many player characters is she going to call toolbags in her carrier?

>>713508183
Sir, this isn’t a Miss Doubtfire remake

>>713508120
This
>>713516972
rewatch that shit again, come back and tell me that with a straight face.

>>713508090 (OP)
You need a chin to play Zelda