>how normalfags look at you when you admit to playing singleplayer games

Oh and inb4

Of course that doesnt include the normie preapproved normalfag fames like Skyrim, Fallout, Elden Ring and shit

i dont understand, OP

it's less normie to play competitive multiplayer than singleplayer games

nobody has ever done that, you made up a scenario in your head and got mad about to feed your victim complex

fuck off.

>>713508787 (OP)
just put the pop corn in the bag robert

>>713508787 (OP)
Nigger

>>713508787 (OP)
Tough day Robert? You don't usually sound like this

>>713508787 (OP)
...Do you want to talk about this, Robert?
You know we are friends, right?

When in doubt, just say you like Dark Souls. This has been my stock response for years and it has never failed me once. It's a softball for people who actually play games, and normalfags will at least know what it is.

Why do cinemas hate singles so much?

That's not true robbie doesn't judge like that, he's a good friend

>>713508787 (OP)
don't give me that look, robert.
just gimme the popcorn and fuck off.

>>713508787 (OP)
don't use Robert to shitpost please

>>713509814
The world hates singles. You can't watch a movie, rent a car, fly on a plane, go for a walk, or even go for a road trip as a single without getting judging looks or flat out denied. I got denied a rental recently because the landlord had a no singles policy. 90% of activities that are designed for people over the age of 25 are couples only.

>>713508787 (OP)
>how normalfags look at you for existing

>>713508787 (OP)
kek robert, good impresion, but just give me my popcorn already

>>713509814
they don't? if anything they like them more since they can sell more popcorn instead of one bowl being shared with two or three people

>>713508787 (OP)
They don't do that, maybe if you admit to playing Sony movies games some slightly more clued in normalfags might think it a bit odd
Hogwarts legacy was the best selling game of its year

>>713509916
Grim

I'm glad I live in a country where going alone to the cinema and restaurants isn't considered weird at all.

>>713510000
Nice quads. Are you in an autistic country like Finland where strangers won't even compliment one another?

>>713510000
>when your country implements the no singles policy to coincide with your social credit score

>>713510000
You are just completely oblivious to how weird people think you are. Kek and based.

>>713509916
>I got denied a rental recently because the landlord had a no singles policy
I kind of understand this one, having a single male in a family-oriented neighborhood is a recipe for disaster. But cinemas should mind their own business on this.

>>713510068
Japan

>>713510138
No wonder their birthrate is so low.

>>713508787 (OP)
>talking to normalfags
looks like skill issue
ALSO
>have a job
>full of literal social media types and walking office stereotypes
>be loud and vocal about my love for anime girls
>have a team bonding exercise
>"write on the board what you like!"
>write "cute anime girls" in the middle of it
and just like that, 99% of normalfags stopped bothering me with their inane bullshit, and i have 2-3 people that interact with me in a meaningfull manner. all of you people's normalfag problems are literally a skill issue

>>713510094
I got flashbanged by a normalfag I raid with that didn't have an adblocker installed
>what's that?

>>713510124
>not allowed to own your video juegos
>will never own propriety in their lifetime
>even going out for a meal is akin to high treason
The only thing that you will be allowed to do is die for a cause that didn't even bother to learn your name. As if it really meant anything in the first place.

>>713510068
>strangers won't even compliment one another
In what context should complete strangers give compliments to each other? Where do you live that this is normal? The only people who compliment strangers unprompted are old ass grannies.

>how I look at normalfags

>>713510174
>normies just use the web and youtube with ads and don't think nothing of it
Its fucking weird, frens. Even asked a normie friend if he wanted me to fix youtube to be ad free on his phone and he was all like nah thats ok

>>713510267
If you walk past a woman they might say "Hi, how are you? I love your hair/shoes/complexion/eyes" in passing. A man might say "Looking good, you been working out? Keep it up, buddy.". Just banal shit like that.

>>713508869
>>713508917
This absolutely happens. It's why normalfags ask "what games do you play?" in the first place, as if you are eternally playing the same shitty online gamer for eternity like they are.

>>713508787 (OP)
Robert whats wrong? are you ok?

>>713510174
>try to use Youtube without an adblocker
>5 midrolls, sidebars full of AI garbage and one mandatory unskippable at the start of every video

>>713510383
It does not happen. When normies ask what games you play they expect you to say 'shooting games', 'strategy games', 'sports games' or something like 'mario' They're not asking for actual vidya titles, anon.

>>713510173
Do you also get the retarded Monday meetings where everyone shares what they did on the weekend? It’s so fucking pointless. I just tell them I did nothing except play video games.

>>713510409
Anons have confused him on talking about video games and his opinions on them instead of asking about movies and now he doesn't know what to say and is self conscious about it.

>>713510345
Anon, people don't do that in 99% of the world. If you live in that 1% then I'm going to assume it's done as a custom and not genuine complimenting.

>>713510345
the other day i was a on the bus and a woman told me i had long arms, i thought it was a compliment so i just said thanks

>>713510491
Thanks for reminding me. I have to submit a 200 word essay to my Project Manager about what I did for Juneteenth and it's due tomorrow.

>>713510345
Not a goddamn person does this as complete strangers, you're out of your mind if you believe this

>>713510486
You just proved my point but ok

>>713510503
but why did Robert leave /tv/ and come to /v/. is he ok? is the Kinoplex over working Robert again?

>>713508787 (OP)
>OP thinks he's dunking on people who play singleplayer games
>Admits that said players have the best taste by using an image of a sad, hourly service worker
Yeah OP, I would be mad too

>>713510345
It sounds like people are just being nice to you because you look retarded.

>>713510491
no, we just get daily standups. ours last for like 15 minutes because we're a 5 people department, but ither's literally take an hour or more with 20 people in it, which i find pointless as fuck, it's literally a timewaster

>>713510630
the problem isnt that you play singleplayer games. the problem is that you expect them to know what atelier ryza or total war warhammer 3 is.

>>713510556
She was trying to tell you in a roundabout way that she wants you to choke her

ROBERT YOU FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON /V/, ARE YOU CHEATING ON /TV/ WITH /V/ AGAIN?

>>713510662
>OP thinks he's dunking on people who play singleplayer games

>>713510345
Thats literally sexual harrassment

>>713508787 (OP)
Fuck off, Robert.

>>713510958
How the fuck?

>>713510824
nta but
>hey anon what do you do regarding activity X
>well i do A B and C
>i don't know what that is
how is this my fault

>>713510094
>without even noticing it i went from able to be groomed by misato to her actual age
i dont like this
i want older (not old) women to take advantage of me

>>713510996
be less autistic and adapt the contents of your speech to the intended recipient.

>>713508787 (OP)
Robert would never look at me like that

>>713510902
your relation was always toxic, we actually love Robert

>>713510902
Just a helpful transmission to those who need kino in their lives, anon

>>713511297
/v/ wouldn't know Kino if it bit them on the nose Robert

>>713508869
Nah the normie picks of choice are CoD and any 2K or EA Sports game which they play online.

>>713511187
look again

>>713510318
>Buddy complains that YouTube Premium is too expensive
>Show him NewPipe
>Everything he ever wanted: no ads, background playback, download any video - all for free
>"That's very cool anon but I'll keep using Premium, maybe they'll give a discount to long time users or something lol"
>Another buddy complains how Spotify is using too much mobile data
>Show him how to download the songs for free
>"Nah I'll just get an unlimited data plan, they're even giving me an iPhone for free!"
>Misses his installments for three months in a row and gets barred

>>713511184
you didn't answer the question, how is this my fault? i answered what was asked of me.

>>713509814
gotta go during the matinee hours. There's 4 people in the theater and they are thankful to just get anyone.

>>713511442
anon, you need to understand one thing. normoids are fucking stupid. that's it, they're just in general dumb people. dumb and scared, they're only confident about things that they know about and are confident about, and literally nothing else. they won't even try new things because "insert excuse here", that's how they always are.
you're wasting your breath, just tell them a solution exists and that's it, they will always say "thanks man i'll look it up" and won't ever, and you can just move on to something esle.

>>713508787 (OP)
Who the fuck plays multiplayer games today anyway? 14 years ago every game had server browsers and voice chat, you could play regularly with same people and this is how communities were made. Today all games are matchmaking slop where you play with randoms every time and they doesn't even have voice chat.

>>713510556
she was probably surprised because she didn't even get out of bedroom yet

Why do /tv/ memes always suck?

>>713510124
what the fuck are you talking about. Are you a pedo who can't keep your hands to yourself?

>>713511442
that was their way of saying "if it's not *brand name thing* it's probably shady and will give me a virus"

lotta normoids are untrusting of all the wrong things

>>713510345
What the fuck, this retard actually believes this? The best we can get nowadays is a smile and a nod just to acknowledge each other's existence.

>>713508869
I have friends that only play online games
>CoD, Fifa, etc.
I have 0 friends that only play single player games and very few that even do play them

Do normalfags even exist? It feels like everyone is all sorts of odd nowadays and have at least one particular interest that is too niche for others.

>>713512576
absolutely anon. you see all those "just use adblock" posts about normalfags? i encounter that all the fucking time. blocking ads, downloading shit, bypassing blocks, literally basic internet skills are like magic or forbidden knowledge for normalfags.

>>713512576
people have a lot more access to weird shit thanks to the internet but there's still a big jump between that and not being a normalfag

>"Normal"fags
>All descriptions of the term describe people that are widely considered buttfuck retarded even outside of the non-normie internet circles
The years go by and i understand this logic less and less.

>>713512893
You have to understand, anon. The average IQ in the US is less than 100. Most people are actually that stupid or are smart enough to know they're kind of dim but don't care.

>>713512665
my wife doesn't know anything about that stuff but I'm willing to be she knows more about horoscopes than your normie ass

>>713510425
>Got too used to the fact that no one wants to show ads here anymore because we're literally hitler
>Live in bliss as i start watching youtube completely free of all this shit
>It gets throttled by fuck knows which side for us, have to use a VPN now
>Fucking double prerolls all the time
I pity those who refuse to use all the adblocks knowingly.

R-Robert?

>>713512576
All of my coworkers
All of my friends from high school
Everyone I met in college

>>713508787 (OP)
I have a couple of coworkers I talk about niche shit with, one of them even being a women who likes to talk about Baldur's Gate but yeah I certainly wouldn't talk about that shit with any other people I work with let alone random normies

>>713513126
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH this fucking post lmaooooooooooooooooo

>>713513382
You have to let me go anon
The accident wasnt your fault

>>713509916
Nobody's ever looked at me weird for travelling solo, but good fucking luck if you want to go sit at a restaurant and eat by yourself. You're the only guy there doing it and people will fucking stare at you. I did it one time because I got a gift card to a semi-fancy place. Never again.

>>713508787 (OP)
i bet you have the softest boypussy

>>713510318
How do you actually disable ads on iPhone? I use uBlock on my PC and browsing youtube there is so much more pleasant than the dystopian shithole that is youtube with ads on my phone

>>713513914
Doesn't mean much, just stare at you phone the entire time. Only look up when you're eating and ordering food lol. Smartphones were a gift to mankind, use the gift.

>>713514325
Brave Browser

>>713513914
I'm extremely autistic and socially awkward, so when I was young I forced myself to go on a long solo backpacking trip to force myself to come out of my shell and force myself to interact with people and learn to make friends with strangers in hostels and the like. I went to a pizza plays one night by myself that the hostel worker recommended, but it unexpectedly was like a sit down restaurant not a pizza by the slice place, so they gave me a table by myself and brought me a huge pizza. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even cut into slices, so I wasn't sure what to do so I started eating it with a fork and knife like cutting little fork bites off this gigantic pizza and eating it one bite at a time like that. I was too autistic to ask them to pack it up in a box to go too because I didn't speak the language so I just committed to eating the entire thing like that in one sitting. I also didn't have internet or anything on my phone so I just sat there eating the entire ginormous pizza with a fork and knife in silence with no phone or TV or anything to look at. It took over an hour.

>how I look at normalfags when they tell me they play yearly sports shit

>>713514483
Thank you for posting this

I have a friend that ONLY plays competitive multiplayer games (always ranked) and I don't honestly know how he can live like that

>>713514483
>eating it with a fork and knife like cutting little fork bites off this gigantic pizza and eating it one bite at a time like that
I mean, eating pizza with fork and knife is normal in restaurants. But it seems like you still ate with your hands after cutting it kek

>>713514325
Look up AdGuard

>>713515486
I'm imagining him eating little cut up squares of pizza like they're pizza rolls.

>>713509916
What stops you from lying and saying you're in a relationship?

>>713511450
autism speaks

>>713508787 (OP)
During Uni there was this dude in my friend group who always acted like I'm weird for playing singleplayer games and tried getting me to play games with him. He said he would rather play a bad multiplayer game than a good singleplayer game. In what kind of world does this shit make any sense?
I always ignored him when he talked shit like this and you could tell how mad it made him kek. He also complained to me that always people leave him after they don't need him anymore and asked me if he really is such a displeasing person. After Uni I completely went silent on him and I couldn't be happier. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

>>713511717
preying on normoids

i would spawn camp and/or abuse game mechanics to kill people in the modded rs2 server

its there fault they couldn't counter me because occasionally someone with intelligence would try to

thats why i play mulitplayer games that or to feel some sembvlance of not being alone

>>713511442
You could just use xmanager for spotify and revanced for youtube. less hassle.

>>713508787 (OP)
>Implying I'd break the ice by talking about video games.

ISHYGDDT

it was so fun to spawn camp people especially on the map with a lot of fog on the last objective

i would place a tunnel near their spawn high up on a tree so they couldnt spot it or spot where my squad spawns

then i would use the flamethrower right in their spawn they oculdnt do shit, theres just something intoxicating about fucking up someone and them being powerless

I will start talking in detail about the lastest doom wads I've played and I will mention the cacowards by name.