Death Stranding 2 spoilers

>>713514684 (OP)
I'm at the point in starting map where I gotta deliver Deadman's present to Lou so just about to finish the tutorial narratively I suppose. Has anyone been able to find lost packages for the artist and the bokka? I haven't been able to unlock either of them.
Also do standard orders even exist any more? I've just been ranking up everything with lost packages.

Pretend you can play guitar

Absolute fucking garbage game.

Lol, this game really tries to be as silly as deltarune.

what the fuck is even death stranding about? I've been wondering this shit since they started showing trailers for the first game.

>>713519981
We connected to the other world.

>>713519981
Death Stranding is a game about nothing. It's just Kojima's vanity project. He's using this latest game to jerk off to footfaggotry featuring girls he finds attractive.

>>713519981
Post apocalypse man learns to connect by connecting other people.
Also there is a repeating extinction event built into life on earth.
Also war is pretty un fun and the people who own soldiers don't care about them at all.

>>713514684 (OP)
>MGS 4 part 2
Yeah I'm preordering this

take notes e33trannies
THIS is what kino looks like

>>713520829
konami did nothing wrong

>>713520829
What the fuck

Is my goat die hardman in this?

>>713520829
Cuckjimbo is such a retarded fucking triple gorilla nigger. What a fag, holy shit. Fucking gooktron faglord.

>>713520829
Lololololol >>713521279
i should’ve checked

>>713520829
ZAMNNNN
zesty ass nigger

>>713519981
>Supernatural shenaniganery happens causing dead things to become stranded in the world of the living.
>What exactly is death stranding about it.
Gee, really activates them almonds.

>>713521279
He's in
He's fucking in
GOTD

Why is Kojima like this?

>>713520829
Imagine paying 90$ forn dancing gay nigger

>>713521465
That is a Norman Smiley looking Wiggle

>>713514684 (OP)
Sam wife was a psychiatric prostitute and fucked neil and the whole psychiatric ward making lou a special ganbang repatriate girl with tar powers with no dna related to sam

>>713520829
>>713521465
>it's okay when Cuckjima does it

>>713521450
it does a poor job of it when only sam its the true undead guy

>>713521987
It's okay when Kojima is making peak

>>713520829
Ahahahaha get fucked sony ggers

>>713521465
KINO
I
N
O

>>713520829

Good god. I'm so happy i never played the first game and i will never play the second now.

Konami did absolutely nothing wrong.

>>713519981
You use fetuses to see ghosts and fight them with poop bombs.

>>713520829
So he WAS gay for Mads, I thought he only meant platonic love. RIP President. At least he's a nigger, so it's just Kojima calling Obama gay, not Trump.

>>713520829
>DUDE IT'S A SUBVERSION #12310230120310231231231231203
thank you Kojima really innovative

>>713520829
LUDO

>>713520829
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier~
From the chandelier~
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist~
Like it doesn't exist~

>>713522221
>LE SUBVERSION
stop using words you don’t understand pajeet

>>713522432
GENRE CHANGING
GAME DEFINING
LUDOKINO
bravo Nolan

>>713514684 (OP)
Kino

>>713522506
FILTERED PLEBJEET

>>713520829
just apologize to Konami at this point

>>713522426
>>713514684 (OP)
>kojima trying to do old snake vs ocelot part 3
>without any context prior to it
Just why

>>713522554
FILTERED
GET GOOD
VISIONARY
I LOVE WESTERN MEDIA WHEN IT'S A JAPANESE MAN STEALING IT

>>713514684 (OP)
Absolute fucking cinema.

>>713522636
this but unironically

>>713520829
>This is the guy /v/tards praise and suck off every day
Holy fucking hell this is bad.

>>713514684 (OP)
Who gave money to him again? Because it's blatantly obvious that he and the actors are doing tax evasion

>another episode of /v/tards with room temperature iq bashing KojiGOD

>>713520829
i fucking kneel!

>>713522426
this game is shit lmao

>>713522740
>>713522867
>subhuman spics have arrived
jej

>>713520829
HAHAHAHA

/v/ermin would love to eat this shit and rim his asshole.

why is /v/ like this? This looks terrible.

>>713520829
kojima cultists really are slop-eating piggies

>>713520829
Kojimbo trying to be viral.

>>713520829
Just watch a movie at this point, pick any European art shit from the 70's, it would be less embarrassing

>>713520829
I can't believe they made Coach a faggot.

why would anyone in their right mind consume this "product"?

The more I see screenshots and videos of this game, the less I know what the fuck it is about. Seriously wtf it looks all over the place.

>ugly negro
):<
>ugly negro, japan
:D

This game legit won the culture war.

>>713520829
Zesty

>>713520829
>Reviewers were praising this as the pinnacle of storytelling and showcases the genius that is Kojima
JFC

absolute cinema

>>713514684 (OP)
How is it possible that Metal Gear Rising Revengeance has better gameplay and cutscenes than DS2?

>>713523247

>>713523247
Rising fags always out themselves when they praise that mediocre shit because it's baby's first kojima game and the only game they played

>>713523247
Because kojima didn't work on that

>>713521465
Damn he looks way cooler in this game, they zested him up a bit and I'm totally okay with it. Nigga looks fun

>>713519981
>what the fuck is even death stranding about?
Hack developer thinks he's an auteur tries to make a "deep" game by making a convoluted story with vague words and dialogue.

quick question: who even likes death stranding and kojima's new slop
it can't be mgs fans because any mgs fan would rightly dislike him by this point
so WHOOOOOOOOOOO??

>>713523301
It's not a Kojima game, which is precisely why it's good. It's a Kojipro game.

>>713523373
>quick question: who even likes death stranding and kojima's new slop
people that don't like videogames and cliche stories

>>713523373
Zoomers, unironically

>>713519981
NGE, NERV and other parties want to start the third impact aka end humanity and evolve to the next step. This is literally the same concept, except its done by an Extinction Entity.

>>713520829
this is kino

>>713523445
The damage Anno caused to japanese culture is severely understated.

>>713523429
No we're not retard

>>713519981
Ghost in The Shell (movies) and NGE but for even more retards that sniff their own farts

>>713523373
IGN India

>>713519981
It's Kojimbo's G-Mod RP blown up into a big-budget game with obtuse mechanics that are probably inside jokes.

I played through the whole game completely. I won't be a dick and spoil anything. Just know that the game is an even more overt and shameless ripoff of Evangelion, far more than the first game.

If you know what the Third Impact, Instrumentality and EVA are, just imagine that but worse in every way and with uber gay musical moments.

The meme that Kojima needs a tard wrangler is absolutely right

>>713523540
All people I've seen praise DS outside of 4chinz are zoomers

>>713523474
omg my oshi is in this i have to buy this asap

>>713514684 (OP)
Le creatividaddy

>>713523313
I think the actor himself wanted a dance a scene and a zestier look since that's how he looks like irl

>>713523514
Unironically this. NGE created a surge of "auteur" low IQ hacks like Kojima, Nomura and Sakaguchi(Spirits Within) who thinks vague dialogue means smart story.

I played all of Deathstranding 1 any the only parts of the story that were any good were the subplot revolving around Mads Mickelson and his connection to the main and Lou. I don't really expect this game to do anything better than that Kojima is a hack that only sometimes stumbles on gold

>>713523373
>it can't be mgs fans because any mgs fan would rightly dislike him by this point
Don't speak for me. I loved MGS4 and I can't wait to play DS2

>>713523580
Dont worry ill do it SAM WIFE CHEATED HIM WITH SOLID LUIGI AND LOU ITS PRODUCT OF HER GANBANGING AND BE USED AS BICYCLE IN HER WORK PLACE MEANWHILE SAM WAS DOING AMAZON DELIVERIES

>>713519981
Literally nothing at all

>>713521465
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I actually wrote a post the other day, as a joke, wondering what stupid pun Kojima thought of this time. Turns out the fucking retard did it hahahahahahahahah

>>713523373
>it can't be the biggest sunken cost retards after Sonic, FF and WoW fans

>>713523219
Kojimafags are the biggest cockslurpers in any medium.

>>713520829
You know the writing is bad when they start singing or fucking a bunch. Konami did nothing wrong.

Kojino. Kinoma. I’m kino coma’d aura stolen

>>713520829
This nigga looking ZESTY, this nigga looking MOIST

>>713523738
MGS fans hate MGS4

>>713523804
Wait until you watch all lou and that asian woman that deadpool liked cutscenes dialogue thats pure kojima cringe

>>713523863
Fake MGS fans*

>>713523863
Am I not a fan because I only played the franchise after 5 came out?
Or am I not a fan because I didn't play portable ops and survive?
Because I like 4.

>>713520829
Powerful. Truly brave and stunning!

>>713524147
Pregnant man game perfect good!!!

>>713523373
I like the concept, landscapes and Kojima's directing, but don't give a damn about everything else.

>>713520829
enjoy eating shit, kojimadrones

does Fragile die in this?

I still can't believe the plot is literally Evangelion
Like it's literally the same exact thing with AT replaced by BT and Lilith replaced by Tomorrow
Jesus Christ what a fucking hack, Hidetaka Miyazaki is 400 times the writer Kojimbo is and doesn't need 3 billion cutscenes and hollywood actors

>>713520829
wtf happened to Kojima?

>>713524461
nothing, he always copied others

>>713520829
i thought you guys liked goofy weird shit, this is fucking great. neil fuckkman could never

Should I even bother to go back to 1? I got to heartman's stuff so not sure how much is left.

>>713523580
>The meme that Kojima needs a tard wrangler is absolutely right
This was especially apparent with MGSV. He got tard wrangled there the most and it's the Metal Gear game with the most actual gameplay to it instead of pseudo intellectual and muh deep bullshit 50 hours of cutscenes.

>>713523738
so as i was saying
it can't be mgs fans because any mgs fan would rightly dislike him by this point

>>713524518
>He doesn't know
Most of /v/ is now insecure retards who want games that are actually imitating movies like expedition 33
Seeing a middle aged black man doing ballet dances is enough to frighten them for being so unconventional.

>>713524147
>india

>>713524632
Cope.

>>713523580
>President is literally SELEE BT version but acts completely retarded

>>713520829
VGH, kino...

So who built the chiral network terminals in Australia, if chiral didn't exist before the DS and they've been separated as all this tech has been made

>>713524534
You're about 80% done. Deliver shit to scientists, get to the last zone, a few boss fights and a few hours of cutscenes.

>>713524772
it just works

Western Stealman

>>713524438

>>713524692
>t. coping fake msg fan

>>713524518
>shilljima always called Cuckmann Cuckmann
>turned out Cuckjima is a bigger cuck than Cuckmann
LMAOO
How does it feel to taste your own medicine?

>>713519981
It's a slice of life anime

>>713524870
consider medication

>>713523373
Im a non binary jewish japanese living in California. Game was made for me

>>713524861
But enough about you

>>713524295
She's fragile, but not that fragile.

>>713514684 (OP)
Cringe Stranding 2. Just get it on EGS for free and fuck kojimbo's autism.

>>713520219
*slap bass*

>>713521465
this is so fucking retarded
can't wait to play it on PC

>>713524972
sounds about right

I love him so much it's unreal

>>713520829
is this what happens to your life when you get fired?

>>713520829
Kojima has finally gone too gay

>>713525601
This isn't even his gayest moment

konami was right

>>713514684 (OP)
Kept you waiting
DO YOU GET IT
DO YOU FUCKIGN GET IT
all that talk about being free from MGS and he does this bullshit agian. REMEMBER LE MGS!?

>>713524980
Why would he tarnish EVA with the Rebuild 3 and 4?
Rebuild 1 and 2 were kino, they just needed Director's Cut

>>713525709
I’d argue that the gay actor portraying a gay character dancing like a homo with a soundtrack composed by a faggot (woodkid) is the gayest kojima has gone yet

>>713524147
>india gives a 10
>francia gives a 7
It makes you think...

>>713523373
I mostly just hate the real life actors

>>713520829
>konami could have had THIS

>Hideo gets praised after releasing a game ad hoc to the times (pandemic)
>Now Kojima gets praised for the same thing (humans trying to trigger anhilation for ideological purposes)

>>713525139
Kek, didn't even realize it was a timed exclusive till I saw your post.
What were they thinking?

>>713520829
This is what happens when people STILL give him money after MGS4. Konami sucks, but they were right in firing him.

>>713526115
Sony is paying for the budget even though he owns the IP now

>>713520829
Its over, sisters... Bananza is GOTY...

Konami vindicated.

>>713520829
lmao

>Israel makes Trump look like a gullible fool
>Kojima takes the piss on his fans
Its just the natural order of things

>>713521465
Worse than the worst thing Steven Moffat ever wrote (that'd be Sherlock, btw)

So Expedition 33 won. No way anyone actually likes this shit.

>>713521465
How can anyone take this shit seriously (and don't pretend for a second that he doesn't intend you to take the game seriously)

>>713526443
The only thing expedition 33 won is having the greatest shilling campaign in history

>>713526485
cope

>>713526154
>pretendo shit
>goty
lmao you tendies are hilarious

>>713526443
In one year or two kojifags would talk about how the game was a underrated masterpiece, as usual
But right now they would be too ashamed to praise it

>>713526472
It'll shock you but most people who are not neurodivergent are okay with a tone shift or an intentional gag hence why marvel movies took over

>>713525506
the stache looks great on him

>>713521465
>half hollywood in there
>humor is still rooted in the boke-tsukkomi dynamic of manzai comedy

>>713525834
Rebuild 1 is what eva was
Rebuild 2 is what the audience wanted it to be
Rebuild 3 is eva's effect on the anime industry
Rebuild 4 is him telling everybody to move on with their lives

>>713526472
the cahracter is LITERALLY winking into the camera, it's supposed to be silly you retard

>>713525834
he got depressed when he was making 3, and restarted from zero. if you check back the 3.0 preview at the end of 2.0, it was going to be completely different.

>>713520829
k-kino...

>>713526443
won sloptranny of the year award

>>713523863
what you call faggots

>>713524438
and mgs is every 80s action movie you should know by now his and thiving chink

>>713526624
>tone shift
it's more like tonal schizophrenia, there is no consistency whatsoever and the end result is all over the place but kojidrones eat it up because of their unlimited ability to suspend disbelief

>>713514684 (OP)
Spoil me: How the FUCK did Higgs escape the Beach?

>>713527413
Yes yes we get it, you don't like sudden changes.

GOTY
O
T
Y

>>713526753
yes and it's retarded
lots of Japanese media has this problem with "schrodinger's cringe"
>if it comes across as cringe it's obviously camp that's not supposed to be taken seriously
>if it doesn't then its obviously a serious and deep story that plebs who play call of duty wouldn't understand

>>713523373
For some reason, the majority of players seem to completely disregard everything in the narrative and only focus on "Delivery Man Sim" and still say it's a good game.

>>713524772
presumably child smugglers since that's how they explained Meixco

>>713527534
yes we get it, you have no standards for media produced by your favorite """auteur"""

>>713527612
e33 lost, tranny

>>713527675
"standards" is another way of saying that he didn't follow what's considered right in your mind which caused a negative reaction from you. Don't feel bad though, it's human nature to reject outlandish ideas.

>>713524772
Kojima is a genius, not a writer

>PCkeks getting ready to start spamming cope

>>713524980
>>713525834
If I had a nickel every time Japanese hacks would tarnish a classic with a “superior” remake I’d have two nickels

>>713527920

>>713522005
>it does a poor job of it when only sam its the true undead guy
Nobody, not ANYONE has said living can't die.
the dead things are stranded in no way implies living can't die you fucking moron.

>>713528049
KEEEEEEEK kojimalets really got humiliated

Actually seething at now pc release.

spoiling myself watching streams

>>713520829
I am sorry I ever hated Konami. I was an blind NPC.

>>713520829
The creative father does it again!

>>713521465
Someone explain how could journalists praise the storytelling?

>>713524461
he bought into his own hype. got lost in the sauce

>>713526295
kek

>>713523597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF1jdW4OH_s

>>713524461
>>713528668
He bought into his own hype ages ago, most prominently in MGS2.

>vtumor shit
why
this will age so fucking badly

>>713528871
jesus christ

Kojima is the Neil Breen of video games. I don't think even David Cage is this bad, Kojima is somehow even worse while also being a pretentious douchebag. Impressive, he's showing the world exactly why he got fired from konami and why they were right to do so.

>>713528871
sovl

>>713528871
I hope Kojima gets testicular torsion.

>>713528871
I wanna strangle everyone in the comments.

>>713528871
I still believe you need to have some degree of brain damage to watch vtuber garbage. Genuinely don't get the appeal.

>>713514684 (OP)
SHOW ME THE PORTER OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
ILL SHOW YOU THE DIE HARD OF DARKNEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm still asking for a fan to answer what the appeal of this game is. First game came out and the trailers were nothing but "ohhh look how WEIIIIRD it is haha xD oh and look actors I know wow" then the only posts I see about the gameplay is inventory management, then you walk, then you run. Nobody ever discusses the story and the only discussions of gameplay make it look like a slog.

>>713528871
i genuinely want to see what the reactions were in the recording booth as he was made to say those lines, this is hilarious

>>713528871
NOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BUY A PS5 NOOOOOOO THIS IS UNFAIR

>>713529207
>I'm still asking for a fan to answer what the appeal of this game is.
you'll be waiting a long time
i genuinely thing nukojima fanboys have total and irreversible brain damage

>>713528871
HOLY MOTHER OF SOUL

>>713528871
Throw Kojima in a gas chamber.

>>713520829
>>713521183
La Creatividad

>>713520829
>Kekjima
Konami was right all along FUCK YOU KOJIMA WITH YOUR CRINGE GAY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>713529278
Somebody post that image of all the 10/10 reviews but parts of the reviews are highlighted where the reviewers say shit like "as a game its repetitive and boring" "as a game it doesn't do anything we haven't seen before" yet they still give it 10/10s.

>it's a straight evangelion ripoff again
Holy fucking shit how shameless can you be

>>713528871
Kojima is a hack and all of his fanboys are irony poisoned
If you tell them this looks and sounds retarded, their first reply will probably just be "LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN" "YOU MUST BE A REAL HOOT AT PARTIES"
But in the end, this is going to be weird, over the place, incoherent nonsense by an aging pretentious hack who wants so bad to be a part of Hollywood that he wastes tons of money trying to make friends with Hollywood figures who will forget about him the moment the money stops rolling in.
Death Stranding as a whole is starting to look like a protracted midlife crisis.

>>713525834
He doesn't want you to like EVA for the wrong reason.

>>713525834
>Why would he tarnish EVA with the Rebuild 3 and 4?
He did it on purpose.

>>713528871
KOJIMA WON

>>713528049
Like pottery.

>>713528871
Assault rifle AND boots AND a camo suit? u r so kind Pekora.......

E33 MOGGED

it's ironic so it's good, i love hollywood

>>713519981
It's about stranding on the edge and nipponni because anglos are ok.

Kojima once again proves that he's still got it

>>713529936
i too am a fellow redditor

>>713529850
▲

No Ray Tracing, No “Nanite”, No Shader Stutter, No FPS drops, No UE5

Just Decima Engine being an absolute beast and pushing out photo-realistic level graphics at perfect 60fps performance on a base PS5 in Death Stranding 2

INSANE level optimization and quality.

>>713529936
it’s unironically btfo e33 effortlessly

Watched some cutscenes and checked spoilers. At best, it sounds "okay" but even DS1's plot is better overall by simply having more factions/sides involved in the story along with the initial novelty of introducing us to the world.

>>713528871
Yep, it’s SOVL

.

>>713527740
nice argument

>>713519946
now that you mention it yeah, its like the same kind of humor except here it doesnt quite work

Hopefully more people will ironically play DS1 more on release date.

>>713529978
kek

>>713528871
the cringe is too much

>>713530160
sad day for e33sisters

>>713517226
Bro this is 4chan, you can't get a basic question answered here. You didn't make it a rage-bait they get angry at.

>>713520929
>>713527740
>>713529850
>>713530067
>>713530343

>>713530106
You can not convince me this is not The Emperor's New Clothes.

>>713530215
>except here it doesnt quite work
hasn't played actually played the game, makes a sweeping judgement supported by almost nothing anyway. classic /v/ermin shit

>>713528871

>>713530519
It's a repeat of Dark Souls 2, that game got far higher scores than Dark Souls because journos saw it rise in popularity over the years and thought to jump on its sequel with praises immediately.

>>713530343
I have never played E33 and I will never play DS2.

>>713529207
Genuinely? It's comfy as an unironic delivery game as you trek/drive through a post-apocalyptic landscape. Also while having goofy and edgy shit in it, it's also sincere enough in its story about parenthood.

That said, I won't defend Kojima's sensibilities.

>>713530519
It absolutely is.

>>713520829
This works for Remedy and Alan Wake. This doesn't work here.

>>713524518
Not when Kojima does it

>>713520829
cringe niggershit

>>713530494
e33sissies….don’t look

>>713520829
>goofy shit??
>IN A KOJIMA GAME?
>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED SAVE ME KONAMIMAN

>>713530593
And they were right. Dark Souls 2 is an amazing game.

>>713530687
It actually does if you watch the whole scene. It's kinda funny.

>>713530740
Of course, but it's not better than DS1. They just ignored all the issues they had when reviewing the original.

>>713521465
kek unreal dogshit
somone needs to tell kojima he is fucking retarded
his pretentious retard levels keep increasing at worrying speed

>>713525834
All shingekijôbans are inferior to the original series, all of them. They're cashgrabs but at some points Anno thought it would be a idea to dump a planet sized turn on eva fans so he went full retard with 3 and 4. And of course, they loved it.

>>713520829
Konami was right

>walking simulator
:|
>walking simulator, kojima
:DDDDD

>>713521465
>I'm pretty sure you can already figure out what my name means
>Proceeds to spout some nonsensical inane bullshit
lmao

>>713526879
What depressed my ass, the entire lore and story is absolutely abysmal on purpose, you can't write that bad and it's even less screentime than the original series.

/v/tards haven't actually played any 'jima games besides MGS3 (they like that one only because it looks slightly like COD blops). Otherwise they would remember fighting a fat faggot with painted nails and rollerskates.
I really hope this game wins "GOTY", I never cared about this stuff (the industry is overall sick) but faggots here clearly do so I'd like to see their reaction.

Based Kojima making retards seethe since 1987

but it's okay when marvel movies can do tonal shifts and still be popular but not kojima?

>>713528871
He sounds so funny I can't stop laughing

>>713531161
as much as geoff would love to give 'blimbo and his Hollywood pals a blowy with his GOTY award, not sure he he has a shot in hell against the acclaim E33 has been getting

>>713526690
See, this is why Anno keeps doing what he does, some retards can't accept he is a bad writer and try to make sense out of the bullshit he comes up with. No asshole, iamkawaiiuguu writers would never in their lives come up with the diarrhea that came from Kaworu's anus mouth when they reach Lilith's corpse.

>>713531161
Wow you must really like the game a lot. Weird how your post says nothing about the gameplay, story, music, characters, or anything at all really. Almost like you decided to suck some chink's cock and refuse to take it out of your mouth.

>>713531161
mgs3 has a bee man and a ghost man crying tears of blood

>>713529192
Salarymen are slaves, their only escape from this cruel world are vtubers.

>>713531313
>E33
>muh nostalgia bait fake jrpg
I hope it only gets an award for music

>>713529207
>Nobody ever discusses the story
Mass extinctions in our planet are caused by "death entities", theres been 4 before. The fifty entity returned someone from a "beach" (the boundaries between life and death) and now the souls of life beings are coming back from the beaches. So the bad guys are trying to trigger the anhilation event, while the good guys want to reconnect the post apocalyptic world.

>>713531559
Your opinion is not worth shit thankfully

>>713528951
nononono, you see, it's an statement about class-society-strand-relationships, Kojima is trying to connect the assimilation caused by the digital era into the web made out of relationships within current society. Master class of deep-self introspection.

>>713531559
the music is awful generic oooh ahhh slop

>>713531608
So its a zombie game?

>>713520829
>>713521465
>that would be 80 euros + tip+tariffs
>kojimadrones will defend it
we went from praising the Sun/Gods/Moon etc to praising people/corporations or brands

>>713528871
Kino

>>713531328
I haven't played it yet, but I liked the first one. Either way, this thread is about game's tone if you haven't noticed. Dumb nigger.

>>713531789
Reedus has performed his required humiliation rituals.

>>713531701
neither is yours nigger

>>713530615
>post-apocalyptic landscape
You mean the black goo? lol every single other landscape could be found in this time and era other than the sci fi bases installations.

>>713531608
>Mass extinctions in our planet are caused by "death entities", theres been 4 before
Like evangelion?

>>713529508
modern japanese can't create shit, only copy-pasta from their own past or West past

>Higgs in his Joker makeup saying "Well, helloooo beautiful"

KEK, I love Kojimbo so much, bros

>>713529192
Most vtubers are pretty much what people who don't know about vtubers expect them to be (e.g. twitch whores).
Hololive vtubers are moreso just personalities though, as their entire thing is being identical to Japanese idol groups which become cheap advertisement for great rewards. It's why they're appearing in everything and are even having a part two for their Dodger's collab in two weeks.
Not to say you should watch them but that it isn't a case of them streaming and suddenly being told to do songs with Disney or collabs with sports teams, or in this case: Working with Kojimbo.

>>713531827
>i liked it
>why?
>...
Every single time.

>>713530687
>This works for Remedy and Alan Wake
it didn't

>>713531770
Its a delivery sim
>>713532009
Mixed with many other references, he copies a shit ton

>>713520929
>>713527740
>>713529850
>>713530067
>>713530343
>>713530730
>>713531559
>look, anon! look how hard I'm ignoring the fotm slop that was expedition 33! The game will surely be dead this time!

>>713532175
lay off the jewtube essays sis

Why does this shit get so much praise?
Kojima really lost his touch.
At least he can't taint Snatcher/Policenauts/ZOE since Konami is dead.

>>713514684 (OP)
>the most anticipated game of the year
>nobody cares
Hmm

>>713532325
dilate

>>713532331
sloppa sloppy slop

>>713520829
>>713521465
>bunch of characters slowly moving, slowly talking, slowly emoting
Yep. I knew he was going to do this exact thing again. He can not direct. I genuinely think he believes that he's accomplishing some sort of Lynch effect with this when he's not.

>>713525791
>all that talk about being free from MGS
He isn't free, though.

>>713532175
You didn't actually ask me, just got mad at my post instead.
I enjoyed making deliveries with all the accompanying traversal mechanics. I enjoyed piecing together the story. I enjoyed game's relaxed pace with intense boss fights every so often. The overall very high production value.

>konami was right!!!!
all Kojima has proven since leaving Konami is that he runs a super effective team, and given how many people came with him when he left I'd say he's a pretty good person to work with.
What was Konami right about exactly? In their peak greed pachinko era they ditched all good things they had going for them and only in the past couple of years have they returned to making games again

>>713517265

>>713532784
>i enjoyed making deliveries
>piecing together the story
>graphics are nice
Other than the graphics the other shit you mentioned sounds terrible.

>>713532458
I'm sure people will forget e33 this time, right anon?

>>713520732

>>713528871
The ultimate simp.

>>713528871
I can't breathe

What triggered him?

>>713524438
Already the first game was very inspired by Evangelion, the whole beach too at the end was a ripoff from Evangelion. So you are telling me that the 2nd is even more of a ripoff?

>>713532981
Vtuber.
It's his kryptonite.

I don't get all the negative hub-bub around Pekora being added.

>>713533102
>verisimilitude (noun): the appearance of being true or real.
>From its roots, verisimilitude means basically "similarity to the truth". Most fiction writers and filmmakers aim at some kind of verisimilitude to give their stories an air of reality. They need not show something actually true, or even very common, but simply something believable.

>>713532852
I am not sure how anything can "sound" "terrible" as described in my post, it's all quite vague. You just seem to be negatively polarized towards the game, sadly.
>Other than the graphics
I wouldn't reduce production value to "graphics". Cutscene direction, acting, sound overall, all quite good.

>>713532273
The lore in evangelion is mostly for show and underdeveloped, because it's all about Shinji being a fuckup, that's why they bring all that shit about the at field being like a barrier that separates individuals. Which brings kojimbo's statement about DE being about roads to connect people, relationships and all that crap. That's also inspired by eva by the looks of it. All good about getting inspiration from other works but when you can identify immediately where it comes from it starts to feel like a fucking ripoff.

>>713533102
Seriously.
It's not like kojima force you to be her fan.

>>713514684 (OP)
THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE

>>713533298
He's literally me.

>>713533298
lmao I hope Kojima gets huge cash from hololive

>>713532835
He was burning money. Kojima can sustain his studio in the current era thanks to geoff and sony being strongly into movie games and the western videogame journos promoting these kind of games for favors and shit. It's an artificial bubble around him and the support is based on a marketing strategy, not real appreciation.

>>713533435
>from
?????

>>713533245
>"sound" "terrible"
Why are you typing like a faggot? Go get back to your delivery simulator. Couldn't even make pizza delivery guy so you play a delivery simulator.

>>713514684 (OP)
>>713520829

he went full kanye

>>713525834
rebuild 1 - snoozefest with almost nothing new
rebuild 2 - sweet spot
rebuild 3 - sitcom tier plot
rebuild 4 - idk it was alright I guess, they put extra sauce on adult asuka

>>713530857
The timeline shift in 2.0 is kino because Shinji actually rises up to the expectations until he gradually goes full Gendo and would have cemented rebuild series as actual continuation of EVA if 3 and 4 had followed that.

The whole point was Shinji realized the ending he was cursed to follow but found the strength to change it by choosing to fight of his own volition for the very first time ever. This hubris shouldn't have probably led to a positive outcome, but it would have been interesting to actually explore this different timeline.

And then 3.0 brings him back to square 1 doing a 360 and bullying him for actually taking a stand, taking away who he fought for while the audience knows full well the Third Impact would have occurred either way.

>>713525834
>Rebuild 1 and 2 were kino

>>713533298
I wonder if this is what Cover meant when they said they were working together with multiple large devs for game-related projects.

>>713533529
I wrote it like this because your post didn't make sense. Please form a coherent thought for once instead of just seething.

>>713533701
Woah edgy

>>713533772
It's really not.

>>713528871
>japanese "humor"

>>713533772
M4c I ej, Nowi11cI<i is m4rried to hyperintelligent AI

>>713532862
only trannies won’t forget it

>>713533816
>>713533864
>slop posting
Alright but its grownup time now.

>e33
trannyslop
>DS2
SOVLKINO

>>713533568
No, I never hated Shinji I thought he was an interesting character from the start. Him going GAR may be cathartic for some but for me it's just leaning the series too far away for its roots. Also 2.0 introduced the mari cancer.

>We all had her, Sam

>>713533435
Are you seriously this retarded?
>>713533638
No, cover is not working together with kojima in this game.
It's just the usual kojima's autism.

>>713534013
>huffs own farts

>>713533629
>Removes a lot of filler
>Works as sequel to EoE
>So good the creator has a meltdown over audience hype and decides to turn Shinji into an emasculated gay punching bag
Yes

>>713533907
>e33 haters are trannies
woah

>>713525883
>>713524653
>board full of Indians is the one that worships Kojima the most
Explains everything

>>713520829
What is the context for this scene? Is this a dream? I never played DS but played all MGS

>>713534037
Can someone just spoil me on what is the slim snake involvement on the story?

>>713534013
I never hated Shinji either.
I thought Shinji 2.0 was interesting because we already had an emotionally scarred Shinji and psychologically wounded Shinji and him going through the same motions and cycle of guilt, rebellious impotent detatchment

>>713534242
>n-no u
I rest my case

>>713534332
He cucks Sam. No, seriously. His whole deal is that he was fucking Sam’s wife behind his back

>>713534186
>Removes a lot of filler
What you call filler I call kino

>more in depth discussion of evang than ds2 in a ds thread
lmao game is dead on launch.

>>713534331
They went inside the beach to find out who the AI is and the AI spazzed out only to reveal the true identity behind it

>>713534483
I'm your Princess Beach ;3

>>713534332
His name is Nirvana. He's the Ameri-Ka of the game. He also cucks Sam. Shitty soap opera game.

>>713534483
LMAOOO

>>713534483
You can't be serious...
Sam's wife was the president, right?
And this guy is some kind of mercenary, right?
How they ended up fucking wach other?

>>713534479
>enter ds2 thread
>can't stop thinking about how ds2 will btfo e33
>repeat over and over
>calls me "obsessed"
your case isn't as solid as you think

>>713534685
Sam’s adoptive mom was the president

>>713534483
>Cuckjima meme is actually real
grim

>>713534685
Why did they hire an italian to play a mexican?

>>713534643
>Nirvana
You're joking, right?

>>713534685
The president needed to blow off some steam. And what better way than a blowbang?

>>713534579
AI was run by some fat gay nigger?

>>713534807
So they didn't have to deal with a Mexican.

>>713534819
His name Neil Vana now put that into Japanese. It's very on the nose.

>>713534846
...Yes, a main character in the first game
Sort of fan service for his fans

>DUDE LORE
Who cares. DS1 is a very symbolic game and you aren't ment to make perfect sense everything that happens. All "lore" in the game serves the story, which is mostly an analogy for America, globalization and really 21st century overall.
>>713534517
>more in depth discussion of a 30 year old franchise than a game that hasn't released yet
unbelievable wtf it's over for kojima

Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who cucked the world

>>713534332
>>713534685
Sam's wife, the therapist Sam was seeing because Amelie hired her, got involved in an affair with Gaseous Snake and got pregnant
Game gaslights you that Lou is actually Gaseous Snake's daughter but it turns out she is Sam's daughter with his wife
Flashback: Gaseous Snake says "I don't care that you're pregnant with his child, I love you"
Sam's wife says "I love him, I don't wanna see you anymore... but can you still help me escape anyway? They'll use Lou as a BB"
Gaseous Snake sacrifices himself for Sam's daughter and Sam's wife despite being rejected
Gaseous Snake causes the voidout

>>713535023
did you get this post from reddit

>>713534819
yup you also have +critical% damage if you use shotguns against him

>>713535023
>which is mostly an analogy for America, globalization and really 21st century overall.
And the message is exactly what? Infinity immigrants? Muh drumpf shadow?

>>713534942
Man, kojima really need a tardwrangler.

>>713530345
you are part of the problem

>>713535087
He had one for his first few MGS games, but those days are long gone.

I think I'd like the whole DS games but everything post mg3 hes made has just been so fuckin lame
I'll admit it, I don't care

NTR stranding
>Kojima: (You) the player, are being cucked

>>713535047
its a shame gas snake isnt a MRX BT instead of reskinned cliff

>>713535047

>>713535023
>who cares about the story
I'd love to see Kojimbo's response to your post. People talking about a 30 yr old franchise instead of your previous title when they're supposed to be hyping up your sequel isn't a good thing anon. Its a very bad thing.

>>713535047
ok anon's right this is just soap opera

>>713514684 (OP)
>>713520829
The cultural war is lost, you can't win against an idiot, they can crash face first against a wall at 200k/h and say it was all part of their plan
And the rest of the idiots will say that idiot is a martyr of stupidness
Kojimadrones are like that, they will praise this kind of shit, just like they defended princess beach, and die-hardman, and all the cringefest MGS was.

>>713534685
the president of united fucking bicycle gangbang of bridges psychiatric

>>713535249
Can't wait for your suicide note

>>713534013
>Also 2.0 introduced the mari cancer.
True, that shit is unforgiveable.
Mari was consistently the worst thing of 3.0 and 4.0 with literal capeshit mary sue scenes where his wife self insert soloes 3 billion EVAs
Anno was ultimately just spiteful towards the audience and crashed the rebuild series when he saw that people thought nu-Shinji was a fucking chad fighting for the little human connection he can actually establish both in Rebuild 1.0 and in the actual EVA series (at least until that point).
For extra humiliation, he took a fat shit on Rei by destroying that connection. He genuinely has contept on Japan fanbase for liking Rei (a character that especially in Rebuild is presented as supportive to Shinji as well as the other way around), thinking people like submissive women, which is ironic considering he has a mommy fetish.

>>713534037
>Me, higgs, the retarded looking porter, even your mom with a natural dick

>>713535047
LMAO this is the shit kojidrones defend?

>>713535047
Sam cant have a wife if he was a BB and was traumatized as a repatriate si he cant stand physical contact, wtf

>>713535023
>DS1 is a very symbolic game and you aren't ment to make perfect sense everything that happens.
Then I guess the 3 hour long exposition dump that explains everything in excruciating detail is a symbol of Kojima being a fucking hack.

>>713520829
Oh wow. I thought it was a joke when people were saying games are targeting tik tok engagement and virality. We live in a sad world

>>713535047
Man, that's just the cuck story from ff7 doc.
How about the dancing gay man?
Just spoil the ending, anon.

>>713535249
that's just how kojima's story ends
surrounded by an increasingly smaller circlejerk of irony-poisoned yes men who will slurp the raw shit out of his ass and scream KINO SOVL KINO SOVL

>>713535047
>cuckjima memes were true
How do the diehard fans respond?

>>713534734
now say it without crying

>>713535047
i didn't play the 1st game past 5 hours, so about 30 minutes of actual gameplay
i don't intend to play this one
still, i adamantly refuse to believe a single letter in this post
this is too kojima, even for kojima

I remember when i started saying E33 won over DS2, i immediately got seethe replies about how its LE TRANNY WOKE JEWISH GAME despite not having woke shit

guess it bit those insane schizos in the ass cause now DS2 has cuck shit and a dancing gay nigger as major plotpoints in the story

you get what you deserve kojimbo trannies

>>713535512
This is why they call us Die-Hardmen

>>713535071
i got it from youre mom's whore pussy bahahahahah. yeah
>>713535085
It's fairly ambivalent. Separatists exist because government was deaf to their plights and didn't even try to understand them, acted like a tyrant. IMO it's "libs have themselves to blame for drumpf"
>>713535218
They are talking about it because someone brought it up in relation to the game. You are retarded.
>>713535450
>explains everything in excruciating detail
Does it? I believe many would disagree.

>>713514684 (OP)
Thats not a guitar, thats the railgun from REX.

>>713530215
It doesn't work in either game. It's cringe. You need to be sincere in your story telling and not once go or have the audience feel like someone is saying "Heh look at how silly and wacky this is!"

I wish the game was on ps plus or less than $20 already. I really want to try it iut for 10 hours or so before dropping it and finishing the story on youtube

>>713535541
>enter ds2 thread
>can't stop thinking about how ds2 will btfo e33
>repeat over and over
>calls me "obsessed"
your case isn't as solid as you think

>>713535512
I was done with 4. I began to hate Kojima then. MGO was fun though.

>>713535364
>pic related
Never watched nu-eva 4. Wtf is that supposed to mean? Nobody actually likes Shinji except Mary?

So he cucks Sam, but Sam also cucks him by having his child grow in his wife's womb. It's an ouroboros of cuckoldry. Kojima has invented a new porn genre, double NTR, bravo Kojima.

>>713535485
lou(tomorrow) becomes the ciri of death stranding ( she smokes isntead of getting witcher mutations, no you cant play her post ending) and troy got vored by a giant baby sadly its not like drakengard babies

Spoil the overall story, key points and ending, plis

>>713520829
>all these newfags meeting Kojima for the first time

>>713526472
>and don't pretend for a second that he doesn't intend you to take the game seriously
I'm not playing this shit so I don't want to defend it but he doesn't. Kojima's games are 90% silly and 10% serious stuff and only a small part of the silly stuff are unintentional. That was always his thing. MGSV is his most serious game but even that has lots of silly stuff

>>713535708
>troy got vored
Didn't he died in the first game?

>>713534331
That part of the game was rewritten because of COVID.
The new president of the UCA is actually an AI that wants humans to not leave their bunkers at all and have a "zero voidout" policy
Basically it is a message against the covid restrictions, the "zero infection" policies of not letting people leave their homes, etc
The ship that they're in, the DHV-Whatever, has a "backer", a patron, who is very rich and influential who takes the form of this mannequin called "Charlie"
AI can connect to a beach thanks to chiral shit and brings Sam there to tell what he is doing
"Charlie" shows up and has a message anti restrictions
"Charlie" then slowly turns into Die Hardman while dancing and singing a pop-like version of BB's theme
AI gets BTFO by the power of the human spirit
DHV-Whatever actually stands for Die-Hardman Vessel

>>713531161
Volgin is mega gay and grabs disguised Snake by the balls in MGS3 expecting him to be his favorite femboy. Humiliation ritual for Raiden following MGS2

>>713528871
Holy fuck.

>kojimbofags eager for kino gaming spoilers for an entire week
>get a dancing zesty nigger instead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713535684
now say it without crying

>>713535562
Troonjimbo bros, our reply???

>>713535959
nice reddit spacing

>these spoilers
It really just makes me think that these people don't deserve Sam and he and Higgs should've just destroyed everything together

>>713535887
Wow, he's just ripping off Remedy's trash even down to the musical numbers. Sam Lake really sold out.

>>713536032
malfunctioning bot

>>713535887
Holy
Fucking
KINO

Can someone please edit the dancing webm to have the "gayniggers from outer space" text below it?

>>713535947
>enter ds2 thread
>can't stop thinking about how ds2 will btfo e33
>repeat over and over
>calls me "obsessed"
your case isn't as solid as you think

>>713535936
>>get a dancing zesty nigger instead
Classic Kojima. Kino as usual.
>>713536106
>these people don't deserve Sam
That's very much the point IMO, since the first game.

>>713536032

Death Stranding is just Kojima's worse version of Fire Force

>>713535887
Holy
Fucking
CRINGE

>>713520829

>>713535696
MGO was a blast. MGS4 had some things I really liked and some things that made me say "why am I playing this"

>>713536032
>the anti E33 schizo was a bot all along

holy fuck, no wonder theres like 5 seethe posts under a minute when a E33 thread is made now. Either a dedicated schizo like the anti BG3 guy or some marketer paying to shit on them

>nu-/v/ is unironically complaining about this
I'm starting to believe most zoomers here haven't actually played any MGS game and only heard about them through shitposts. Kojima games have always had goofy shit. Sometimes goofy shit that is far too much like
>johnny farty poopy jokes

>>713536401
>e33troon meltdown
it’s that easy

>>713535887
>AI gets BTFO by the power of the human spirit

>>713523474
>>713528871
>>713535047
>MC is a cuck
>hiring an e-whore to cater her cuck audience
Dare I say, BASED?!!

I'm surprised his wife didn't suck the AI off.

>>713523373
I know someone IRL who is a self professed Kojima fanboy, genuinely thinks the guy is a tortured genius, recognizes he's probably wrong but doesn't care.

He's only MGS 2, 3 and Phantom Pain. Only got through 1/3rd of it. Has only played 2/3 one or two times each.
He says Death Stranding is his favorite game of all time, but only got half through it. Says he's hyped for DS2.

I can only assume every single Kojima fanboy is the exact same as him.

>>713519981
it's kojima seeing how much he can shit in peoples mouths and them still say that they taste chocolate

>>713536391
There's a ton of it that's truly awful and retarded. Idiotic twists for the sake of it, dumb shit like FOX-ALIVE and so on. I liked some moments but those felt like sobering up after a whole night of drinking. Sure it was fun for a brief moment, but the lead up to it and the aftermath is just awful. I do miss MGO, I miss gameplay. I don't give a shit about stories Kojima writes, he needed help to make MGS compelling.

>>713536431
>johnny farty poopy jokes
That was a side joke, you can remove it and nothing will change. Meanwhile, that zesty gay nigger dance is the big twist reveal similar to finding out the truth behind the patriots
Imagine if the patriots were actually run by that poo Johnny guy

>>713535829
he bullshitly resurrected in a left server farm in a random beach as excuse

>>713535887
Sounds based

>>713536557
Let me guess. That guy is (You).

>>713520829
Gay Sexman

>>713535887
sounds cringe

>>713535887
>muh covid in 2019+6
Kojima really enjoyed fans glazing DS1 for completely unrelated covid huh. To be fair, evil AI makes more sense than the big bad in DS1. However the policy irl isn't evil and the condition isn't as deadly as voidout so this comes off retarded as hell for DS2.

>>713520829

>>713528871
KINO

>>713535697
It means that 4.0 says every single Rei was created to be a companion to Shinji and conditioned to be one.

This is of course retarded and contradictory to Rei and her development and how the whole point of Rei was her finding her own humanity ad she goes through emotions and feelings as effect of her connections, to the point of almost forgetting being an expendable clone in contrast with her sense of self-worth.

Even the "muh YUI clone" argument is retarded because in BOTH EVA and Rebuild 2 Rei whole arc is discovering her own self and individuality through.

In his contept for the fanbase and desperate fear of death of the author, Hideaki Anno managed to shit on his own original series canon with the last two rebuild movies, which is why it's always hilarious when 3.0fags claim 3.0 is a real EVA movie for not pandering to fans and having Shinji stuck with no character growth

>>713536557
jesus christ
how do we fix such mental impairments

>>713536657
More like, his imaginary friend.

God bless Kojima he’s the one of the few guys left in the industry who gets a green light to put the most nonsensical shit in his games

SPOIL EVERYTHING

>>713536640
>Imagine if the patriots were actually run by that poo Johnny guy
That would be kino in its own retarded way.

>>713528871
CRINGE

>No you see it was okay that she cheated because at the end of the day you were the only one she really loved and choose
Why is this such a common trope?

>>713537271
>you were the only one she really loved and choose
She takes a bullet for Solid Mussolini and dies in his fascist arms so I'm pretty sure she chose Neil

>>713523474
Idk whats more embarrassing: the vtuber or the ps5 logo forever shackleing this game to a decade old brick
>modern gaming
Lol

Lmao even

>>713519981
$200 million dollar reimagining of Krusty Krab Pizza

>>713528871
>pissing away Sony's money to simp for your favorite e-whore
you aight creativiboi

>>713536557
Cuckjima cultists don't actually play his games, I thought everyone knew this already

>>713520829
>$200 MILLION
>USD

>>713537040
incurable I'm 'fraid
terminal weebism, meaning when a game has a japanese name next to it, they'll slurp it up no matter how shit it is

>>713537271
Modern man whores & sluts think sex is like a handshake.

>>713537271
irl shit more funny i think she got turned on him because abandonment issues

>>713537645
There are plenty of people who make fun of Japanese walking simulators.
Kojima walking simulators are the untouchable ones, so Kojima fans are even worse.

>>713528871
>Pekora
>It's clearly a rabbit
???

>>713520829
>gay nigga dancing
this is how I also imagine apocalypse

>>713537156
its the same game with new map ,qol changes and novelty its shooting robots straight from horizon and your ammo its universal so it knockout living beings and no retarded blood draining weapons

>>713537956
yup the same tragic figure of previous game that try fix the issues

>>713536760
>the policy irl isn’t evil
What?

>>713533298

>>713520829
Zesty

>>713536760
evil AI have less sense than the patriots

>>713529036
David Cage's problem is wasting a good premise with unnecessary plot twist. Kojima on the other hand is pure autism and delusion.

>>713520829
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713533298
Chat, is this real?

>>713538372
i hope someone make this posting the neil + lucy photo

>>713536248
>posting words words words with reddit spacing
lmao

>>713535708
That scene was problematic mainly because the giant was naked.

>>713538132
Remote working is the best invention since sliced bread. Not getting coof is good. And you can still go outside if you want.

>>713535887
do you think that the game took lots of inspiration from the last two eva movies in how batshit insane plot ended up being?

>>713538372
LMAO

>>713538679
i think it was lower age rated and the kain sister reincarnating in titty angelic sphere

>>713519981
ghost apocalypse as a platform for Kojima's favorite C-listers and meandering commentary about human interaction.

>>713538831
Totally not an EVA ripoff

>>713535741
Sam is raising Lou in an isolated bunker
Neighbor gets connected to the network
Fragile hires him, stays to babysit Lou
Higgs attacks and kills Lou
Fragile finds Sam drinking like crazy, hires him, Sam is in denial about Lou's death and sees the pod with Lou in it
STRAYA CUNT
Higgs wants to trigger the Last Extinction
They meet Rainy whose power is to summon rain around her
Neil drags Sam to his beach
Sam finds Tomorrow under the rubble
Tomorrow is like a baby, doesn't like to eat certain foods, doesn't like wearing shoes
Tomorrow's power is to cause things to deteriorate and tar-walk, she "brings tomorrow" in a way
Deadman fucks off to his beach
But he donated his heart to Heartman, so he shows up by possessing Heartman
More Higgs activity
Red Samurai shows up again
It unzips the face and it's fucking Deadman controlling it
>>713535887
Sam got cucked by Neil
Neil flashback with Sam's wife telling him"...that you're father!"
Lou is actually Neil and Sam wife's daughter
Red Samurai shows up
Unzips and it's Higgs this time?!?!
"Tomorrow is your daughter you dumb fuck!"
tar-cocoons and kidnaps her
Actually we did a DNA test and Sam's the father
Flashback showing that the whole sentence was "We can say that you're the father, they want to experiment on Lou because she has DOOMs like Sam, so if we say you're the father she'll be safe"
Neil agrees to it and sacrifices himself for Sam's daughter and wife

>>713524147
saars

>>713538941
Just make it all under the same spoiler if you really want to fucking shit.

>>713539254
>phone faggot cannot highlight text with a cursor
POTTERY

>>713538654
redditor

>>713538941
>They meet Rainy whose power is to summon rain around her
>Tomorrow's power is to cause things to deteriorate and tar-walk, she "brings tomorrow" in a way
KINO

>>713532835
The pachinko shit was Kojima's idea, anon. He was the fucking VP.

>>713534516
1.11 and 2.22 were much tighter for the kind of narrative they were going to be. Going through the same exact motions and scenes of the series would have just ruined the pacing of the movies. 2.22 was a great movie for how it set itself up as sequel to EVA, not replacement.

>>713539634
People forget that he had power and all his mismanagement came from him. He's also behind the terrible 3D castlevania reboot. Kojima killed the original Kojipro. Never forget this. PT was a scam to bribe celebrities to join his shit project that turned out to be Death Stranding.

>>713538941
Wait... thats it? Is the story less interesting than the first game? This sounds like a flavor of week tv show episode. So there will be DS3?

Konami did nothing wrong

>>713535741
Cont
Neil is the one who caused the voidout mentioned in DS1, not Sam's wife
Amelie saved Lou the same way she saved baby Sam
Fragile teleports the whole fucking ship to the beach with the power of (love) DOOMs
Higgs was using the same beach the AI was using
Totally not Cthulhu tar giants shows up
Deadman somehow starts controlling one
He gets the ship and puts it on the tar giant's head while saying something like "it's time to morph" or some shit like that, very Power Ranger-y
It turns into a tar Metal Gear
Sam fights Red Samurai Higgs
Guitar battle against Higgs
Tomorrow completes her transformation and turns into a gigantic baby who vores Higgs then flies into the gaping vagina-like hole on the wall
Turns out Fragile did save Lou but her Ka and her Ha got separated because she got shot exactly in the milisecond she started to teleport away with Lou, so she half-died
Amelie shows up again, etc, they all go back to the living world
Fragile dies with a smile on her face

The end.

>>713539826
How was the first game any more interesting
>we need to meet and interact with people in person, its a core human thing
Everything around human instrumentality/Death Stranding evolution, Higgs, EE etc is fluff around the core that is we need person connects instead of relying on tech or AI.

>>713514684 (OP)
La Creatividad

Main audience for this game will be western men, they want to perpetuate celibacy and tolerance for infidelity, even knowing this they will still buy the game

>>713539873
>last line
Wtf what's the point of that? Sequel bait for DS3 to undo that?

>i will have to avoid spoilers for months until PC release
fugg

>>713523381
>It's a Kojipro game.
It isn't.

>>713539873
Yikes, all these character deaths in one game. Kojima really wants the Game of Thrones Hollywood audience now to be accepted as director.

foot fags blown out

>>713540396
>Fuck your shoes, bish

How can a man be both the cuck and the bull at the same time?

>>713540324
Only the dumb french woman dies

>>713540665
Because he achieved Nirvana.

>>713540665
>How can a man be both the cuck and the bull at the same time?
I used to asked myself that, but then I realized he is just like /v/

>>713540665
Italian trait

>>713540665
It happens a lot in real life, women are just that evil

>>713540721
You heartless mf'er Deadman died when we were about to hug him!

>>713540728
that can only be achieved with a shotgun and trash gf

>Neil is literally the Driver
LUDENS

>>713539873
>Sam gets a new GF
>Dead again
Sam bros....

>>713540665
I think it's unclear whether Neil knew that she was seeing Sam as well, so sounds like Lucy was a BITCH!

>>713540870
i dont care for goldo cablon true and he was undead whole time he is called DEADMAN

>>713540324
He is pretty much done with DS no reason to keep them alive, dude still has 2 other games to work and one is just a logo

>>713540952
atleast he got a biological legacy and second hand sex

>>713540665
Fucked a preggo woman and she was ready to leave with him
Sam is the cuck here

>>713541119
She wasn’t tho. She tells him the whole thing was a mistake and that she loves Sam more

>>713541230
thats women always lying in their statements

>>713541310
She’s German, she wouldn’t lie

DS3 will be Louise Bridges.
Death Stranding III: On the Feet.

>sees that one Cthulhu image
>I MUST PUT IT IN MY GAME

'jima is like a child.

>>713541365
Kojima said DS2 is the last one

>>713520829
>this is supposed to beat clair obscur at the game awards

>>713541352
sure HANS your grandpa didnt lie about what he did in the 40s

>>713541420
It will.
The virgin “You’re tired of painting, aren’t you?”
vs the chad “See the sunset, the day is ending”

>>713541409
did hugo and kojima went to a lovecraftcon?

>>713541410

How many times did he say that about MGS again I lost count

>>713541482
yeah sure, kojimaslop eater

>>713541541
Hugo Martin is actually mentally retarded. Watch the making of nu-doom, probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

>>713541569
he is gonna get elle fanning again to make his own ciri

>>713541543
>your best photorealistic graphics of 2025 on the market, sir

>>713541365
That chick's hair must smell like shit. Smokers are subhuman.

>>713541840
I wish you could play as her

>>713541716
more like wet ground+ash specially in her goth mode

Can we talk about how fucking depressing it is that Sam never got to see his daughter grow up?

>>713528908
Reminds me of the MGS3 behind the scenes. Kojima wants to make the fight with The End last a week, he is told that's a bad idea, he does it anyway because according to him "if just one person likes the fight, then he he did a good job", nobody likes it, not even one person of the staff, he is forced to change the boss fight.
DS, DS2 and even MGS V are what happens when Kojima doesn't have someone telling him he is wrong about some of his ideas.

>>713541896
PC version

>>713541959
Shitgarette smoke sticks to hair the most and makes hair actually smell like shit. The smell of ground or ash is preferable to the smell of shit.

>>713542017
this game last one day saw the stream yesterday and kojima wont make new og authistic boss designs anymore, what the fuck was so mainstream he cutted i dunno cause the game is mainstream

>>713542145
Higgs guitar dude and red samurai are autistic boss designs

cancel your pre-order

boycott death stranding 2

>>713542009
Also he learned that his wife cucked him and now his new waifu is dead too. Grim.

I don't even care about the game, but how is the feet fan-service?

>>713542017
>he is forced to change the boss fight.
He adds it anyway as an optional way to beat the boss.
>forced
No one has ever "forced" Kojima to change anything, he decided this because he *does* listen to feedback, despite what spastics like you say (same fucking myths exist about George Lucas, why do tards love this kind of conspiracy so much?).
MGSV was the moment when Konami started to step into his "territory", and why their partnership fell apart.

>>713542293
you barely figh them they re there as bossfights but they re worse than figting gray fox in metal gear solid 1 you can shoot them with the guitar in a corner and watch their hp depletes and die

>>713542340
Grown up Lou gives Lune a run for her money

>>713542017
Fukushima was the glue holding everything together

>>713542340
cant get feet 24/7 until director cut mode you play as tomorrow

Buying this propaganda game is literally going to greenlight governments into fucking terrorizing us every 4 fucking years.

Literal crime against humanity.

>>713542496
KEK ah how ironic that name did hiroshima as name exist too ?

>>713542083
>>713541716
keep seething healthfag

>>713542805
It's not even a health issue. You guys just smell like shit. A step below weeders.

>>713539780
And that the "KONAMI LOCKED KOJIMA IN A CLOSET AND FORCED HIM TO CRUNCH ON MGSV", when they really just took his company card and told him "no more celebrity orgies until MGSV is finished".

Boycott Death STranding 2

DO NOT BUY THIS PANDEMIC HYSTERIA GAME

DO NOT BUY UBISOFT GAMES

DO NOT BUY EA GAME

BOYCOTT DEATH STRANDING 2

BOYCOTT DEATHS TRANDING 2

CANCEL Y

CANCEL YOUR PRE-ORDER NOW!!!

Do not let governments terrorize us

>>713542396
>He adds it anyway as an optional way to beat the boss.
Anon, defeating The End skipping the clock one week is not the same as the fight lasting one week.
>spastics
What's up with the personal insults?
making a videogame is team effort and if the whole team doesn't agree with you that's forcing you to take a different direction.
>MGSV was the moment when Konami started to step into his "territory", and why their partnership fell apart.
If anything MGS V was Kojima doing more stuff more freely than ever and the result was an incomplete game.

>>713520829
Way too indulgent

>>713543214
>>713543275
Too late, I boughted

>>713542145
>og authistic boss designs anymore
As much as Kojima is known as the "genius behind MGS", a lot of the popular contributions to the saga were made by people of the staff. The MGS2 documentary has Kojima and some of the staff talking about the notebook of ideas, they add what they consider cool and what they would like to see in the game. I feel as the position of Kojima as a super star increased, the input of his team diminished.

>>713543103
He screwed over his team for his own ego. Instead of using his VP position to push for more games and protect his department, he wanted to do movies. Kojima is a sellout and a traitor, but he's celebrated as some indie hero. Went from a Konami prostitute to being a Sony prostitute. A director alone can't make a game.