Thread 713521145

So apparently the demo has some new dialogue with Cranky, and turns out Void Kong is using a disguise, I wonder who he really is....

>>713521145 (OP)
This looks edited

>>713521510
nah bro it's totes real

>>713521510
OP here, now that you say so I cant unsee it. But its real footage, lile I said, theres a demo around.
>>713521625
Now this is real

>>713521145 (OP)
>cranky is still using the Rareware design while DK got completely revamped
how does this makvmt4m
e sense?

>>713521145 (OP)
Either its the most obvious shoop ever or the font is completely fucked in terms of orientation.

>>713522714
>its the most obvious shoop ever OR...
Then its not so obvious

>>713521145 (OP)
he's Lanky

>>713521913
It obviously means Cranky is perfect

>>713521913
What does cranky mean? How does that match with the design. Do the math.

>>713523735
Ok I’m just going to answer myself. Donkey Kong looks permanently angry/mad in the old design. That got changed to a neutral one. The brow line.

>>713521913
It means he was good enough to survive the retkong
Diddy had some minor tweaks too

>>713521807
Text is wrong perspective, so that's fake.

>>713521145 (OP)
I'm glad people like this exist because it makes me feel like so much less of a loser irl

>>713525062
>people like this
Who are you talking about, schizo?

>>713521145 (OP)
hes in, paulitroons btfo

>>713521145 (OP)
wtf if true

>>713521145 (OP)
I don't like how donkey Kong is the only one with the shiny fluffy fur

>>713521510
yeah the text is facing a different direction parralel to us than the button prompt to continue the text is, definitely doesn't look real

>>713521145 (OP)
Watch the bad Kongs actually be brainwashed versions of Tiny, Chunky, and Lanky. Void Kong definitely doesn’t seem like “Big Bad” material. There’s going to be a twist villain.

The final boss is Rareware DK who beats the shit out of Pixar Kong and then TROPICAL FREEZE 2 COMING SOON appears on the screen.

>>713521913
Cranky is actually a multiversal singularity. He's strong to the point he will never phase out of existence itself.

>>713521145 (OP)
Why does Cranky still retain the Rare concave brow but DK got Calarts-fied.

>>713521913
Cranky's too stubborn to change his ways, so he keeps his appearance the same

>>713525062
People like Cranky Kong?

>>713521145 (OP)
HE IS NO BABOON
HE HAS NO VOID
BUT THIS KONG HAS A PHONY FACE

>>713528963
Because Seth Rogan didn't play Cranky in a movie thank god

>>713521145 (OP)
Fake

>>713528963
The only reason is that they wanted DK and Pauline to be super expressive with each other and didn't need Cranky to be the same. So DK was changed, Cranky and the rest weren't, aside from Diddy and Dixie having the Rare and Nintendo logos removed.

>>713529130
since you are so obsessed about Seth rogen hope they put him into the games just to filter/ gatekeep you mentally ill detractors lmao

>>713521145 (OP)
the kope is real. i kan't believe the lengths Krool fans go and kreate fake evidence for klout

>>713533382
Hey Seth your movies suck

>>713521145 (OP)
Isn't Cranky the 1981 Donkey Kong? He is already an old man while Pauline is still a kid?