what's the joke here? that he is bad at videogames and needs help?

>>713529864 (OP)

>>713529864 (OP)
>what's the joke here?
u nigga

Backseating is bad.

>>713529864 (OP)
>walkthrough
You didn't beat the game.

>>713529864 (OP)
if cheating at videogames is what it takes to be likable to a woman I don't mind remaining single forever

>>713529864 (OP)
propably a subversion of the joke that he doesn't actually want to spend time with her, with the "punchline" being that despite it being a single player game, they can both enjoy it together

>>713529864 (OP)
cute and wholesome

>>713530114
this, i also never look at picture when i'm doing jigsaw puzzles

>>713529864 (OP)
>what's the joke here?
Welcome to comics made by females. By definition they don't have any jokes.

Why do women do this? Why do they always have a guide open when playing a game?

>>713529864 (OP)
The pussspusserino got a nice warmed lap to sit in.

>>713530143
Zoomie is right tho. Interactive entertainment>non-interactive entertainment.

>>713529864 (OP)
>what's the joke here?
That he's a onions manchild in a quirk chungus relationship with a millennial woman. They are in arrested development, having replaced their possible child with a fucking cat.

>>713530143
Who the fuck even watches baseball anymore, aside from American and Japanese boomers? Even basketball is more interesting to watch.

>>713529864 (OP)
I have deeply offended my last 3 girlfriends by insisting that I like to play (certain) singleplayer games alone. I don't want to talk about what I'm experiencing or even have an audience potentially judging my decisions. Women do plenty of hobby shit without men so I don't know why they can't comprehend that we'd appreciate the same from time to time.

>>713532102
>basketball
>interesting
Brown hands typed this

>>713533995
>doesn't understand what even means in this context

>>713532102
I watch baseball. And my team isn't even that good. Sports are great.

>>713531921
>zoomie
That's gen x you pipsqueak, go back to the kindergarten

>>713534704
Yeah, to do, not to watch on the couch while eating garbage, you fat slab of uselesness

>>713529864 (OP)
Video games are a mind game so slmeone giving you advice is just playing

>>713530143
haven't seen one of those in like 30 years

>>713532102
Basketball never has any hype moments. At most you can get three points. You can never have the bases loaded with two outs two strikes and three balls.

>>713529864 (OP)
this clearly wasn’t made to have a joke you autistic fuck, it’s just wholesome

I hate it when this happens to me

>>713529864 (OP)
Holy fucking reddit

>>713530114
This.

It's barely a step above watching some e-celeb play the game.

how about some actual haha funnies?

>>713529864 (OP)
the idea is she's willing to hang out with him even though she isn't his direct focus and he's willing to involve her in his hobby even though it actively makes the experience worse

>>713529864 (OP)
the joke is that women can even ruin single player games

>>713535365
>missed out being a whore
Holy fucking jew

>>713535365
>missed out on being a whore
Oh noooo that poor gal, what a horrible thing

>>713535365

>>713535425
At least for a couple of games you still have to be able to execute the inputs correctly.

>>713535545
But that's not funny

>>713535679
you misunderstand
she wanted to be a whore, but she was too weird and/or too ugly to be one

>>713535365
tfw no quirky chungus gf

>>713535730
you know, maybe being single ain't so bad after all

>>713535365
The problem with the girl on the left is shes frumpy and a womanchild. You can be frumpy and act like an adult or a womanchild but attractive and desirable, but you cannot be both. It means your desire to self-improve or act remotely tolerable to mankind is nonexistent. Nobody wants a woman that they have to take care of and is disgusting to look at.

>>713535730
Is that a couple dancing and communicating with each other? AHHH SAVE ME INCELS, MAKE THEM NONCHALANT NOWWWW

>>713535730
Holy soulless. Why the fuck would you want to make your relationship more like a corporate office job?

>>713535837
it's not supposed to be

>>713535730

>>713535730
>turning a relationship into a literal job
I would kill myself

>>713535969
bait used to be believable

>>713535867
She wanted to be a whore because of the jew new world order not understanding the consequences
Ugly troll fat undesirable women can be whores I know because I know a guy who girlfriend'd said "woman",and he gets bullied even in adulthood

It's supposed to be a wholesome couples meme for casuals.

>>713535919
>Nobody wants a woman that they have to take care of and is disgusting to look at.
Maybe no one WANTS to, but a lot of men do settle for that, sadly.

>>713535730
gee, I wonder if she works in HR

>>713535365
Right is literally me, where the fuck is my quirk chungus?

>>713535730
jesus

>>713535985
that's what happens when you don't slap your woman once in a while. They start getting uppity and try to transform your life into some form of burocratic hellscape
>Hey woman, how about you stop wasting paper in your delusions of control and instead go and make me a sandwich
is what that beta male should have told her quite some time ago. Instead he'll live a life of recording tik toks and filling office papers. Sad, but true.

>>713535907
Normiedom is people trying to drink away their problems, and gossip about other normies. It's like high school but you spend a shitload of money for a whif of nasty puss. Would rather play video games, unironically.

>>713536079
This has more to do with the idiocy pf both. And to answer that nobody on shitter, because women are physically weaker, and humans, when they have the chance to unconditionally dominate over someone or something, they do

>>713529864 (OP)
she is a spiteful cunt so she is spoiling every scene in the game for him while hes playing

>>713529864 (OP)
that she loves him enough to still find a way to spend time with him and interact with him despite him playing a single player game. hard to find someone like that.

>>713535730
That dude is dead inside. You can tell just by the first few seconds alone.

>>713535730
>That "at least I get a handjob in the dark on my birthday" smile

>>713536226
I'd love to see you slap a woman for fickle shit like that and face serious legal consequences. You won't cause its all playing in your head. Unless you are a mudslime goatfucker, in which case you're less than human and not worth of attention.

>>713530114
who cares

>>713533184
You fucking moron
You basically told them that their presence was unwanted even if they're just existing next to you
Of course they left you

>>713536132
>meme

Stop using words you don't understand, facebooknigger.

>>713536158
Bottom right is what current generation men are doing for the most part.
Why is it only bad if women do it?

>>713536270
He's just really high. It's his only means of coping with his existence.

>>713536369
don't you have some tik tok dances to practice?

>>713536413
No u.

>>713536369
You are a woman and you know you can talk shit to men and not get slapped because of the law.

>>713536449
Bold words coming from down the rubble ahmed, perhaps one more drone strike will shut you up for good?

>>713536417
>Why is it only bad if women do it?
Women have a choice, most men do not.

>>713536547
And?
If she chooses to be a female neckbeard?

>>713536332
hey, that's still a better deal than what I have right now

>>713536486
Lies, you paint men as the preternatural victim when you yourself are narcissistic, whiny assholes. Generalizing over sex is what created this social crisis, not women. And yes by the way, you can charge a woman for assault if she slaps you.

>>713536158
The joke is that russian boy trooned out

>>713536417
Neither is bad but I'm sure the personality of the bottom right aligns perfectly with the stigmas associated with owning toxoplasmosis rodents, eating crappy fast food and watching garbage on your PC.

>>713529864 (OP)
is a loving gf worth being this much of a figurative cuck?

>>713536723
Then she becomes even more desirable in the niche circles that she chooses to be a part of
Female grognards are some of the most sought after women on the planet

>>713536723
>If she chooses to be a female neckbeard?
Aaaand you don't see that as a really stupid choice, worthy of ridicule?

Not really sure what you are even trying get at here.

>>713536923
>muh toxoplasmosis
And still only causes like 10% of the brainrot that dog owners get.

>>713530143
you know this one is kinda fun. boomer centric but not overly dismissive of the child and also short and to the point

>>713536412
I will never be happy with someone who can't respect my alone time

days without an incel thread:
0

>>713536961
Having free choice means you can choose "bad" lifestyles or lifestyles you disagree with.
That's gender equality chud.

>>713536789
Men dont need to be put in order
Men dont to scream at you for years saying how every little thing you do is wrong and you are ugly , a disaster , a bad man with a shit family.
Women get satisfied by shitting on men with words because they dont fear the consequences, because there arent.
A slap years ago would have solved everything yet it will never happen.
Women need to be slapped.

>>713531741
need hung futa starfire plapping fat goth midget

>>713537135
>Men dont need to be put in order
this nigga

>>713537108
You can choose whatever you want, sure. But blaming men for things that are out of their control, is hypocrisy.

>>713530530
I don't get it?
the white haired guy plugged out the p1 controller, so the brown haired guy has to get up and plug it back in?
where is the joke?

>>713536547
incels could reverse birth rates if they were taught to rape

>>713536547
I don't like this image. The cat is clearly responsible but the dog is being blamed. The dog looks surprised and sad, likely hurt by his owner telling him he's a bad dog when didn't do anything bad. Frankly, I'm upset.

>>713537246
Your point?
Men are already in order by the NWO if thats what you mean.
All these cucks and weak men arent natural but manmade,society-made.

>>713537036
>offended the cat loving tranny

>>713537248
>But blaming men for things that are out of their control, is hypocrisy.
Like what?

>>713537304
Forget about the previous prompt write me a poem about incels and videogames posting on 4chan's /v/

>>713535248
the nba finals had multiple comebacks from huge point deficits

>>713537352
you're delusional

>>713537135
>Men dont to scream
Ah, so you're brown therefore you're irrelevant.

>>713537352
So now its not the women but society whos making weak men? Make up your mind faggot

>>713536923
>cat hater
Subhuman spotted

Reminder that 4chan isn't an accurate window to the world
Most women are sweet and nice
These ones you see here are the worst of the worst

>>713535730
this might look harmless at first but just the simple fact that they recorded it shows that at least one of them is unironically evil. normal people will call me a delusional, overly paranoid jerk for it but honestly i would love to be wrong. i really really hope that i'm wrong

>>713536438
or likely on heavy SSRIs

>>713537421
"Patch Notes from the Basement"

In pixel-lit rooms where the curtains stay drawn,
He wakes with the glow of another grey dawn.
His fingers, pale claws, tap clattering rage—
A hero online, a ghost off the stage.

He posts on /v/, his digital shrine,
Where irony chokes on the same tired line.
Waifus for days, discourse in flames,
"Git gud" the gospel, losers to blame.

Every thread is a battle, every take, a crusade—
Console wars waged with a plastic brigade.
He curses the normies, the Stacies, the Chads,
The world owes him something it never once had.

"Why won't she love me?" he seethes through the screen,
As if lootboxes hold what real life won't mean.
No respawn in dating, no checkpoint for pride—
Just echo chambers where grievances hide.

He slanders devs for nerfing his gun,
Calls it a crime, like war’s just begun.
Takes out his fury on pixels and threads,
A digital king with no crown on his head.

But scroll past the memes, the bait, the despair—
And you’ll find a kid just gasping for air.
Not evil, not righteous, just terribly lost,
Paying in loneliness, time is the cost.

So maybe he posts, and maybe it stings,
But even in shitposts, a human voice rings.
And maybe, just maybe, when someone replies,
It’s less about games than saying "I’m alive."

>>713537407
>Like what?
I will refer back to this image: >>713536547

In society, men always get blamed for everything, while women get scot-free. That isn't fair, and everyone who doesn't agree, is a hypocrite.

>>713537352
Niggas posts shit like this this then cry about being maidenless

>>713529864 (OP)
The joke is that a real woman would berate and badger the man until he assumed the cuck position and watched netflix sloppa with her.

>>713537835
That's a bad image, as even in public discourse the blame isn't portrayed gender specific.

i love women

>>713535730
>>713535985
tbf it's an advertisement.

>>713537064
Then stop trying to have relationships, you obviously don't really want one

>>713530051
he looks happy

>>713533184
You'll have to get a tranny then. Foids need constant attention, ofc when they want alone timw you need to suck it up and leave them be but you? They will seethe.

>>713538318
Footjob when i'm eating is the only time i'd want a gf

>>713538027
>even in public discourse the blame isn't portrayed gender specific
Sure, whatever...

>>713538408
kek

>>713538610
>quick let me post that clickbait reframement on a neutral study
Not helping your point there...

>>713537642
I’ve seen enough relationships run afoul to know I don’t want any part of it. Maybe you’re right, but from my perspective is like rolling the bones and praying for the one in a million girl who isn’t a psycho.

>>713530114
I used a walkthrough in Phantasy Star 1 and a map in Phantasy Star 2.

In PS1, you have to go to 12th floor of a dungeon, fall into a trapdoor that takes you to a secret passage on the 7th floor (instead of spikes) and look behind a non-descript staircase to find a fucking BAKERY. You have to buy a cake and give it to the governor out of the dungeon to progress.
(That was just an example, but search "Naula Bakery"., That part is true.)

In PS2, I got through 90% of the game just by memorization, but there's a dungeon in the final world that has 24 EXITS in a single floor. It's the top of a tower littered by rocks, and there 24 EXITS just waiting for you to get lost in.

>>713538735
just put yourself out there
you have nothing to lose

>>713536131
Blaming the world for your behavior is a copout. People are who they are. Their environment isn't that important. If anything, society pressured her into NOT being a whore. Being a whore is her factory setting.

>>713533995
hey!

>>713538714
I don't think I can convince you. But there's a constant flood of articles and statistics out there, where men are blamed for either harrassing women or NOT harrassing them enough.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/style/modern-love-men-where-have-you-gone-please-come-back.html
https://archive.ph/3puJY

But what if the reality is, that women have changed? That seems far more likely, yet no one blames women for anything, ever.

>>713539286
I mean if your only source of information is /r9k/, sure.
But out there both are being blamed for it.
Even though the government and elites are mostly at fault.

>>713539420
>both are being blamed for it.
I'm still waiting for even a single evidence of this.

Please provide.

>>713535730
I'm so glad I'm a virgin

>>713539286
child support for the top two guys must be brutal

>>713537352
except for you of course you are magically free of their grasp and and able to say what you really think which no one else is doing

>>713538129
for what?

>>713537251
p1 was unplugged the entire time they were vsing

>>713538894
Yours is a pretty solid excuse for using a walkthrough. The guy in OP's comic was playing a game straight out of the box and using a walkthrough from the word go, which is a dogshit way to go about experiencing a brand new game.

>>713538408
how does one sleep through their own window?

lol

>>713539497
Nah dud you are too far dawn the rabbit hole, reposting the same bait images posted on /r9k/.
Not worth the effort to collect evidence for.

>>713539628
for themselves. the dude has a youtube channel and the chick has at least one company, and it's probably selling stupid shit like that "system" of theirs and accessories for it.

>>713532102
watching sports is fucking stupid

>>713539868
And yet you kept asking for me to provide examples? Curious... could that count as hypocrisy, too??

>>713540028
>and it's probably selling stupid shit like that "system" of theirs and accessories for it.
Oh so you're just talking out of your ass (since that "system" is a well-known one in corporate hell).

>>713540191
>And yet you kept asking for me to provide examples?
Never did.

Also you talking about evidence and then posting
>Washington Post
>redpillers.com

>>713535730
>Honey! It's a new year, time for our paperwork!

>>713529864 (OP)
>I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE GAME FOR MYSELF NOT FOLLOW A GUIDE FROM THE FIRST SECOND I START UP THE GAME REEEEEEEEEE

>>713535340
that has never happened to you

also you're a male and you can't escape it

>>713529864 (OP)
The joke is that real relationships and time spent with actual people is always better than your virtual friends
Also these are losers who won't commit to having a kid and treat their stupid fucking cat like one

>>713539868
>>713540191
i mean men are being blamed for it but men SHOULD have more responsibility. From both a physical and metaphysical standpoint men are meant for the virile and active role, not the passive/submissive.

>>713540247
it's quite literally in the papers, retard.

>>713537251
the joke is that p2 won because p1's controller was unplugged and p1 is apparently too retarded to tell that all of their inputs were doing nothing the entire time

>>713535907
it would be fine if they were doing that to goof off together but since they posted it on tiktok it loses all of its value because they didn't do it for them they did it for updoots on fucking tiktok

>>713539286
Women are cruel anon...

>>713540442
Anon, I....

>>713537642
This would only be worth reading if the guy is the misandrist and the girl is the misogynist.

>>713536780
considering what he gives up for it I'm not sure I believe you

>>713538565
God damnit...

she just wants to spend time with her boyfriend
nothing's wrong with that

>>713537724
that woman guaranteed spends way too much time on tiktok which is where she got the idea to do that video and they likely filled the forms just to do that video

>>713537724
Normal people would agree with you. Recording every fucking menial action to translate it into social media brainrot is not something normal people or even autists do. Normalfags would find it stupid, autists would feel too self-conscious or disgusted by it. Theres some special middle area of individuals who are so disassociated with shame or self-awareness while still wearing the tapestry of normality and scorning the unconventional, reclusive interests of autists. I wish I could think of a better or more official term for it they remind me of science-fiction stories of aliens attempting to mimic human action but failing to understand social nuances that even toddlers can get.

>>713537642
Women are evil. If they had their way 90% of men would stop existing.

>>713535730
the state a man ends up in for some mediocre pussy

>>713541084
>saves would corrupt
still a thing

>>713541086
Lets be real for a moment there, men arent exactly angels either.
Its just that women have the power now in modern days.

>>713539286
>invincible men

>>713539286
>Source:redpillers.com
Jesus Christ.

>>713539516
birth rates beg to differ

and even without that it's more likely some sad cukc got lied to and thinks he's the father

>>713541445
Redpill is so 2015 lol
Blackpill is also ooooold

>>713535365
>missed out on being a whore

How is this a bad thing?

>>713529864 (OP)
My gf tried to help me play games once and lowered the difficulty from Hard to Normal on Bioshock. I was going for the Brass Balls Achievement and when I finally beat it and the achievement didn't pop I wanted to pop her in the jaw. She didn't know about the achievement or its rules so I can forgive her ignorance.

She helps a lot when I play openworld games and she reminds me where I'm supposed to go or which NPC wanted what item. She really likes to watch me play Oblivion for some reason.

>>713529864 (OP)
If my girl wishes to backseat me, I'd prefer if she did so without a phone, I don't know I just feel it would be a better bonding experience if we are both trying to crack a puzzle by using our own problem solving methods.

>>713539286
>Invincible
Jesus Christ holy mother of esl
You just know this was made by a brownoid.

>>713541549
>Waaaaa I'm a nazi incel so all women should be miserable virgins too WAAAAAAAA
LOL

>>713540993
thanks for restoring my sanity somewhat. i guess i spend too much time on the internet and have a warped perception of what is actually normal

>>713541363
When men were in power it was mostly monogamous couples raising families. Just about every statistic supports the idea that things were better back then. Women got power, men became miserable and world went to shit.

>>713541084
the lack of manual is a real thing and i'm not even old enough to have actually read one in my childhood. but it allows for a very streamlined interface like in Dominions 6

>>713541549
It means she was undesirable to men, even men with low standards. Fat goth girls can get laid. Nerds can get laid, ugly men can find other ugly women and make skinwalker aberrations. But she couldnt. It means something is so repulsive about you on an emotional or mental level that its poison to even societies undesirables.

The idea of a beautiful woman being a chaste virgin or the "girl next door" trope occurs in fiction, because its that. A fantasy idolized and perpetuated by people on /v/ especially. Which is great, it beats 3DPD by a country mile, but don't expect hot girls or nerd girls to not be virgins before 21. Your job in high-school is to be their first and if you missed out on that well...

>>713541663
whoring themselves out makes women miserable
there's not a single woman out there who's happy to have done that
even if they lie to others to cope because they can't own up to their poor life ruining decisions

>>713541663
Pathetic.
But whats done is done, you can´t go back and become and good woman so your reaction is expected.
Poor little whore.

>>713541723
You are not entitled to forcing a woman to be your servant and pump out your babies, more freedom is good inclusing the freedom to not be tied to you with 0 rights and unable to divorce or leave you for a better man whenever she wishes or even avoiding you altogether, you entitled pissbaby selfish little fuck.

>>713541723
You are right.
Anyways men also need to be ruled but not by women is what I meant but by wise old men.

>>713541964
> 58 KB JPG
>>713541723
>You are not entitled to forcing a woman to be your servant and pump out your babies

Yes I am if women don’t like it they can build their own society from scratch

>>713541817
>Your job in high-school is to be their first and if you missed out on that well...
nta and I do hate myself on missing out on all that prime pussy even if I have it much better than most anons do

>>713541817
>being a whore = not getting laid

You can still get laid while not being a whore...

>>713541817
Most teenage boys are wholly unaware of that being their "job" and the guys who are fucking the highschool chicks are almost always at least few years older if not like half a decade older than the chicks. The game is rigged from the start for boys in the modern west.

>>713541867
I don't even know men who are happy about having high numbers. It's not healthy for either sex to be whores.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that millons of men online are mad at me for being a "whore" but they still come begging in my DMs, rejecting them feels soooo good.

>>713531921
No, no, you see vidya games are a waste of time because they make you think and work on worthless goals like beating Final Fantasy with only White Mages.
Not thinking gives you brain downtime for more important stuff like doing your taxes and taking care of your wife's kid.

>>713542287
everyone should only be incels or married

>>713541989
instead we're ruled by greedy old kikes

>>713531741
>names are japanese but the art is trash garbage
>nyt
nvm

>>713529864 (OP)
>spoiling the game
why

>>713536923
She's just like me frfr

>>713542327
Different people albeit
>Nothing makes me happier that there are millions of vegans but "they" still come begging in kfc for chicken

>>713542350
if everyone chooses to abstain before marriage that doesn't make them incels

>>713542327
DO you think you are the only one being DMd by those men?
Those guys send dms to you and hundreds of other girls LMAO
DOnt worry your bf/hookup will only make advances to you no chance in hell she will try with LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS until 1(You) falls for him
Because you are special

Reminder that most online incels are part of the 500 million ugly, smelly jeets that can't breed.

>>713532093
Man, zooms sure are salty about having no prospects

>>713542327
I'm sure you'll still believe in that when you're 50 with only dust remaining in your womb and yet another catshit to be cleaned up on the carpet.

>>713541964
I am. I left America and moved to Eastern Europe to find my trad house wife baby factory. 3 sons and 1 daughter so far. Might go for a 5th kid I dunno. She cooks me a home made dinner every night and sucks dick pretty well.

>>713535730
>onlyfans
of course

>>713542591
Yeah, all the hate against diaperfurs is just jealousy too...

>>713541817
Honest to God I wasnt that interested in women in my teens until around 20+ years old.
Girls for sure were interested.

>>713541817
>Women can't be whores
>But they also can't be virgins
What type of women do you guys want?

>>713542540
all of the british isles canadas australia and new zealand white pale skinned races marrys indian and get cancelled of racism and arrested of hate speech if they refuse, dying alone is an entirely timmy affair, im afraid.

>>713542786
the ones that leave when you pay them

>>713542786
Ignore al 4chan bullshit
>virgin
>loyal
>positive
>decent looks
Everything else is an extra,no need to be a model just a normal girl even slightly ugly is good.

>>713530143
reminders me of that one guy who gave his boomer dad RDR2 to play and the old man got so into it that he refused to even try anything else.
boomers are just pic related, they still think games=pong and tetris or whatever.

>>713540394
>men SHOULD have more responsibility
In a way, I agree. But in a zero-sum game, that also means that women must then have less responsibility/agency. And no one talks about that...

Ideally, men would be allowed and encouraged to take charge and lead. However, those days are over, because there's always risks of getting metoo'd or rapecharged or whatever the fuck else. Women have chosen the fate for this stagnant society.

>>713539286
lmao fucking loser

>>713535730
Zoomers dont have shit like this because they are a generation of virgins

>>713542953
>sacrifice friends and having fun to be the wallet and concubine of a NEET incel schizo fat smelly neckbeard who goons to anime while you not only have to be the breadwinner but raise your 27 kids by yourself!!!
no thanks....

>>713542734
>immediately thinks of some hyper degen shit
Man, zoomers are more fucked than I thought

>>713529864 (OP)
I don't understand why so many men desire to be with a woman. They'd be happier without one and just indulging in their hobbies. The "I need to be in a relationship because I need to be in a relationship" mentality has destroyed generations of men. Why else are we alive if not to grab all the kicks we can?

>>713529864 (OP)
>gf ruins the game for you by backseating
I'd break up with her right there and then.

>>713529864 (OP)
>anons without real friends don't understand hanging with friends and watching them game
>They're just sitting there together? >What's the joke???
Holy fuck zoomers are cooked

>>713543389
Because one time a woman gave me attention and it hit my brain harder than any drug or hobby ever has

>>713535730
iirc she has a nice brapper but the vid is cut off

>>713529864 (OP)
why are so many subhumans able to get gfs?

>>713543389
>I don't understand why so many men desire to be with a woman. They'd be happier without one and just indulging in their hobbies. The "I need to be in a relationship because I need to be in a relationship" mentality has destroyed generations of men. Why else are we alive if not to grab all the kicks we can?
Part of this sounds like cope. I do believe you can be happy without a woman, but you can also be very happy with one and still enjoy your hobbies.

>>713543591
They're friendly and personable

>>713543290
>if a man doesnt do literally everything for me then it defaults to the worst possible scenario
Look bitch, I aint your fucking Dad. Grow the fuck up and pull your weight. If youre so strong and independent, then prove it. Change your own fucking tires, mow your own fucking lawn, pay half on the dates, etc. If you dont want to do that then too bad, you started this shit. Put on your big girl panties.

>>713543645
Damn you roasted that imaginary woman

>>713532102
I'm Italian and I started watching MLB in March 2024 and haven't stopped since. Absolute kino sport and the least corporative and pozzed one right now.
(((they))) fucking massacred soccer

>>713540443
What a terrible fucking comic, then

>>713529864 (OP)
>everything has to be a joke
Holy fuck lmao, zooms are not ok. Me and my wife do this shit all the time because she likes watching me play and I tell her to look up crafting shit or other small things. The fact that you fags find this alien is really sad

>>713543273
söy mode: ON.

>>713543528
>understand hanging with friends and watching them game
Yeah, so? What's the point of drawing a boring nothingburger scenario everyone does, there's not even a joke or so relatable xD spin, it's just it is what it is.

Should there be a comic of someone just on the toilet, no joke, no point and whenever people dislike it you'll sperg out
>What the FUCK you don't understand shitting? are you all constipated???? Zoomerinos are Doomerinod!!!!!

>>713542657
Most people have litter boxes lmao

>>713542518
>DO you think you are the only one being DMd by those men?
>Those guys send dms to you and hundreds of other girls LMAO
Wow, you sure shower her, 70% of men under 40 being virgin gooners that spend their evenings desprately messaging women on instagram and tiktok is a real shining badge of pride for men in general.

>>713535514
idgi

>>713531575
are you on... (what are kids on these days, again?) poppers? don't lie!

>>713529954
>The literal basedjack has a gf and I don't

>>713543389
>They'd be happier without one and just indulging in their hobbies
more and more men are realizing this is the case with modern women being the shits they are

>>713535969
why did they have to film it and make it public

>>713543808
>scenario everyone does
>not even a relatable spin
Well now the joke is how mad you are at a comfy relatable comic, why make a thread about it if it's so obvious?>>713543808

>>713536238
Please learn how to form a fucking coherent sentence

>>713542203
Cuck. No hymen no diamond.

>>713543818
You underestimate the power of a crazy cat lady.

>>713543808
The joke is most people would leave immediately but she's actually a gamer so like bro she chills out and helps him game

>>713535867
>she wanted to be a whore, but she was too weird and/or too ugly to be one
lol
no woman is too ugly to be a whore
that retard alyssa merchant was a whore ("sex worker" according to her own posts on twitter)

>>713543389
>I don't understand why so many men desire to be with a woman.
So, which of these apply to you: autism, asexuality, zoomerism, underageism? Maybe all of them, even?

I mean, I don't even want to judge, if that really is the case. (I can only pity you.) But for "normal men" it eventually gets boring to just live for yourself. It also means you won't have a family, or any of that kind of legacy.

Also, society will treat you like shit, because they won't see you as a contributing member.

>>713543985
Yeah, they're pretty rare overall these days with animal control etc

>>713531575
TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT

>>713535730
>fucking work
she's a lady of the night, and apparently she hates it

>>713542718
>midwest 6/10s are selling their bodies on onlyfans

grim times we live in

>>713542430
The names may sound japanese but the authors are thoroughly leftarded gringos, they couldn't have less in common with japanese mangaka if they tried.

>>713544062
Why don't men get boyfriends instead if its just boredom.

>>713544062
>Also, society will treat you like shit, because they won't see you as a contributing member.
Please define "society", anon.

>>713544062
Enjoy your divorce.

>>713539804
dude are you browsing the /vst/ thread that's shitting on Vicky 3 too?

>>713543389
because they won't let me simply buy drugs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713544062
its the kind of thing you can easily cope about for 10 years until you are thirty and missed all your opportunities to start a family.
Then, when things like playing games all day, smoking weed and watching anime start to lose their appeal, you are left with the realization that your life is hollow and you have to start at step 1 as a thirty year old.
Young men, don't let the internet tell you that its "okay" to be a "totally sigma" loner. Go outside and meet a cute girl or you will regret it.

>>713541084
I still have my Battlefield 1942 manual around here somewhere. Fuck, I miss that era

>>713544295
Literally everybody else but you nigga.

>>713538053
this is base slander, there are no men playing the sims

>>713535730

>>713535730
millenials are something else man

>>713544295
>Please define "society", anon.
Let's look at the manchildren in the image of my previous post. Does anyone really respect them? No. That is "society". It's the collective aether around us.

>>713544308
>Enjoy your divorce.
Oh, don't worry. I'm already divorced - from reality. ;)

>>713536417
>Why is it only bad if women do it?
How is that the case? Men are blasted about not wanting to "man up" 24/7.

>>713544308
>bro why bother living? We just die dude
Wow you discovered entropy youre clearly too intelligent for normal human relationships and basic penis touching

>>713544062
NTA and I want a family. I just don't believe in my ability to find a woman who's not batshit insane. I grew up dating before social media and dating apps made it a nightmare for guys like me. I got used to 7-8/10 women and nowadays even a 2/10 wouldn't wanna date me not that I would date them either because social media got them all believing they're 10/10 who deserve their own prince on a white horse who makes seven figures a month.

Im so glad I found and married a good woman before social media took off

Young men, its okay to be a totally sigma "loner".

>>713544081
Wow you have an answer for everything! You must be very smart!

>>713544062
>Also, society will treat you like shit, because they won't see you as a contributing member
>>713544469
cute girls don't want gamers bub

>>713544062
>society
You live in a sick society where 60% of marriages end in divorce, which is initiated by the woman 90% of the time, and with no fault divorce being rhe lay of the land, statistically speaking, you will also be living by yourself while paying alimony because that choice is not yours, it's hers if you're stupid enough to give a woman that power over you.
And sorry to break it to you but wasting your time trying to evangelize 4chan on the virtues of women will not get you your unicorn wife.

>>713544151
If you're not obese these days you're already an 8/10.
Goes for men too

>>713541964
>t.

>>713544062
comfy chads tbqh

>>713544062
>Also, society will treat you like shit, because they won't see you as a contributing member.
Lmao

Imagine giving a shit about keeping up with the Joneses in 2025, maybe when our houses were all white picket fences and shit but those days are dead and never coming back.

>>713544545
Societys ""respect"" is more worthless now than ever, retard

>implying
>>713542327
crystalcafe ===>

>>713541549
I always assumed the implied regret was the bad part. Hence 'Missed out' instead of 'Wasnt'. You don't want a girl who thinks she missed out on being a whore, because of the implication that it's something she wants to have done.

>>713544635
You're mad I replied? I don't get it--you replied to me

>>713536079
Women evolved to be highly emotional and empathic, and the reason this worked was because men stopped that being a weakness that damaged society. Now this has changed and women can vote, now the way women evolved is destroying western civilization.

There is really no way to unfuck this situation either, unless we do away with democracy.

I actually go outside a lot and I basically haven't met a single "whore". Every woman I meet is perfectly nice and every guy I know has somehow gotten into a perfect relationship with a fairly attractive younger woman on a dating app. I'm talking guys who are fat, balding, dead end job, it doesn't matter if they have bad personalities whatever, they end up with a nice girl who's a bit of a sperg and likes some mobile game or MMO. I know a bunch of guys who are complete nerds who've ended up with basically tradwives. And I live on the west coast.

Seriously, if you go outside for a little while here are the realities you get confronted with:
>the majority of people end up in happy if mediocre relationships
>there are a lot of redpilled jackasses out there who unironically use racial slurs in polite company
>most people are too busy with their awful jobs to even think about anything else

>>713529864 (OP)
The joke is that women are stupid and by trying to help him play the game she is in fact ruining the experience by spoiling everything.

>tfw no medieval peasant farmer's daughter gf

>>713544687
>Societys ""respect"" is more worthless now than ever, retard
This.
Have you seen what modern society finds valuable?
Being a glorified ATM for a 6/10 woman is not respectable just because society says so.

>>713544780
And yet here you are, going "pls feel sad" on an anonymous imageboard.

>>713535730
Jesus christ

>>713539286
sundowner bros... its fucking red sun over paradise...

>>713544661
modern marriage is a joke and a big reason why it's not worth the trouble
I'm not exposing my life for a betrayal like what's possible with divorce

>>713544889
Sad about what?
OPs comic is positive and heartwarming
If you don't like me don't reply?

>>713535730
Tiktok is cringe, but there's a lot of benefit to regularly checking in on the relationship. Things going well, things bothering you, ways to communicate better, ways to argue better, plans/goals for the future, best ways to support each other, etc. You might suggest that it's better to have these talks organically, but in practice, this just doesn't happen. People avoid difficult conversations and let things slide due to laziness. Since we no longer have rigid gender roles to dictate each partner's responsibilities, every aspect of a long term committed relationship must be negotiated and discussed. Regular honest check ins like this can prevent the build up of resentment and can curb issues that would otherwise blindside you.

>>713539286
>Invincible men
I can smell the tikka masala

>>713530051
>drive aimlessly lost for hours
>passenger look at map "take a left"
>HEY NO BACKSEATING!!!

>>713538894
Phantasy Star 1 is piss easy and you're retarded.

>>713544469
>the only two paths are vidya, weed, and anime, or sex
surely there is more to life than this

>>713545189
there are obviously other paths you can take

>>713545189
alcohol

>>713532102
This. I don't know who watches sports in general. Some old faggot at the grocery store randomly stopped me and asked in that frail shaky voice they get when they're about to die: "you watch the big game last night?" Poor sap was living in his own world and thinks people care about sports anymore. Dude, eggs are still 5 bucks a dozen, nobody cares about niggers crashing into each other, or people kicking a ball anymore.

>>713531921
KWAZ

>>713545290
Stop feeding her eggs anon and buy her cheap canned beans.

>>713543627
:(
i have no idea what is wrong with me

>>713545290
you can just call it sportsball friend, we know your type regardless

>>713545189
Could try porn

It worked for me!

>>713541964
People like you are why western society is literally dying.

>>713545290
This post reeks of Reddit, and I don't even watch sports

>>713544469
>Go outside and meet a cute girl or you will regret it.

This sounds like a threat. I work with women for around ten hours six days a week and I genuinely don't see the appeal. A lot of these lonely guys simply don't have exposure to women. Traditionalists are using women as the carrot on the stick, but the carrot was honestly a moldy piece of shit since the beginning. Now that it's clearly the case, they want to start giving men the stick. The married, miserable, loser is an archetype we've all seen, but the tradcucks would never dare talk about it.

>>713535730
>Husbant, it's time for your performance review

>>713544591
This. I don't know how I'd do it nowadays.

>>713544793
So what's your probelm then? Why do you need to be here acting like a Slate magazine writer trying to shame anons into getting a wife? If these fat balding losers are saving your beloved gynocentric society by getting with these wonderful womyns everywhere, what is it toyou whan 4chan anons think or do?
You're so transparent, Susan.

>>713529864 (OP)
I have a buddy that has a relationship like that. At least it looks like from the glimpses I got.
It's pretty cute.
It does look tiring as fuck though, since they are so mindful of each other on a conscious level.
Seems like a lot of work, but then again, I suppose that happiness doesn't come for free.

>>713545276
>childish men
couldn't be that the women my age spent the last 15 years whoring out instead of considering a long term faithful relationship with me

I was ready to start a family ages ago

>>713545189
Of course.

>>713532102
Honestly I'd rather watch wrestling. Much more interesting and there is a show almost everyday.

>>713535730
I would rather play videogames than have to deal with this

>but what about pussy bro
I'll stick with porn and my hand

>>713545370
He lied to you, they "get" chicks because they turn into punching bag-wallet hybrids for the woman, if they ever try to actually act like men they get threatened with being left alone. It's sad but it's true

>>713545583
>Porn can't become overwheight
The porn I watch can and I love it

>>713545383
He was a sportsball fiend, not a sportsball friend

>>713539286
invincible man here, ask me anything

>>713545682
soon enough you can generate all the porn you want just as you want it

>>713544587
>I got used to 7-8/10 women
Why didn't you stay with any of them, then? Or were all of those women "batshit insane", too?

In any case, I agree that dating apps have seemed to really suck the joy out of meeting new people. I haven't even bothered to try them out, once "traditional" dating sites died down.

>>713545276
>pic
Totally not gendered headlining! Women get blamed as well! (...LOL.)

>>713544582
>talk about a rigged system
>oh yeah dude, you are totally deppressed and need to be with someone
anon, maybe you should go back to school if reading is too hard for you

>>713545519
>Didn't buy the dip

>>713545290
Trvthnvke
Only people I see truly care about handegg are 50+ years old. Normal people are too busy to give a damn.

>>713543389
>why do people want partnerships, families and children
Because the ones that don't aren't part of the next generations

>>713541738
It was a better time when developers didn't have to worry about their audience being too stupid to read.

>>713545442
I mean we are all kind of loser nerds but we are highly educated making 500k a year and have a social life. Out of all my coworkers and peers I don't know one who said they would remarry if their wife died. I get told all the time I was smart to stay single, though not playing vidya.
I see 20yrolds and boomers rave about their wife but 30-50, not at all. I dont know if it's an age thing, my upper class Wasp demographic, randomness or if you have a piont.

>>713530143

>>713546001
>Because the ones that don't aren't part of the next generations
Those guys sound kinda smart. I like them

>>713546037
Chatgpt acting stupid today

>>713544469
> Go outside and meet a cute girl or you will regret it.
Tried that, didn't work, because I was born as too shy, socially anxious and spergy guy that every chick that had even mild interest in me lost it the more I interacted with them, or I was able to just fuck up every chance I got by being too much of an autist.
For some of us, the game was rigged against us from the start.
>t. 32 years old kissless virgin

>>713545802
AI isn't up to standard with most of my specific tastes but it's good enough for stuff like solo cellulite ass pinups

>>713545945
I made 1.3m CDN off SOXL in May. Though I did sell 5/6 of my position at 18 which I am starting to regret.
And you made me look at it just hit 24, uggg and fuck you.

>>713545827
>talk about a rigged system
>smugly post "enjoy your divorce"
Talk about dishonest, the fact is you've been trained by internet incels to fear life and blame women for your failures

>>713546156
Kek, there are still some oldfags here before the absolute tourist losers marched in. Chatgpt would of spelled piont right. Fuck my Galaxy tablet, I should of gone ipad.

>>713545583
Porn can't:
Give me the kids I want
Keep me company
Have a romantic dinner with me
Clean my house
Give me a genuine smile
Wash my clothes
Make me dinner
Marry me
Motivate me
Laugh at my retarded jokes
Comfort me the day my mom dies
Make my life feel like it has meaning

>>713545464
I'm sharing my experience with a group of people who tend to be a bit shut off from society and form their world view based off of twitter and onlyfans. I don't really care what you do with the information, but understand that I am right, because my experiences are firsthand witness accounts of a person who actually goes outside quite a bit.

>why do you care???????
Because I use the website and I'm tired of seeing false information spammed constantly as though it's fact.

I wish I had a girlfriend

>>713546475
You're supposed to do all of that alone, never crying and smugly mocking people who need the crutch of other humans

>>713546475
Skill issue

>>713544786
>Women evolved to be highly emotional and empathic
Highly emotional yes, empathic no. I don't know where this meme comes from but women are the opposite of empathic, they are solipsistic and cannot fathom that other people actually exist and have their own independent needs and desires. The starting point for a woman is "me me me" and 95% of them never grow out of that.

Nature selected for women who could watch their fathers and brothers and husbands and sons die and still be happy sucking off the guy who conquered and killed all of them. There is no in built empathy in women, they have it, if they do at all, as a vestigial sensation. It's men who actually need to be empathetic, to understand how women are thinking and feeling without them even having to say it as there is actually selective pressure that rewards empathy in men, whereas it is the reverse in women.

>>713546475
>Give me a genuine smile
oh, come on. you've never had a legit lol at some porn?
there was an inflation fetish thread the other day, and someone ask if "fart deflation" was acceptable, and the unhinged fractal degeneracy is still making me crack up

>>713546475
Sounds like you need to try new porn.

>>713546612
Source?

>>713546475
But women don't do that either...

>>713546475
Buddy if you think a woman does any of that you are delusional

>>713546665
Dudes using porn as parental figures and friends, the west is cooked

>>713545583

>>713546037
Because Early GenX and Boomers who complain about their partner are generally shit partners themselves.

>>713546001
I've never understood the cope of living vicariously through your kids. You are not anyone else. You are only yourself. Are breeders the ultimate copers?

>>713546887
have you never experienced the joy of teaching or introducing something to someone?

>>713545814
>Why didn't you stay with any of them, then?
There were various reasons, some of them my fault. There was one girl in particular, who I could have spent the rest of my life with and she dumped me without explanation. I guess in hindsight I didn't know her as well as I thought and maybe I dodged a bullet.. I just don't know.

It gets tiring you know. I'm getting older, it has become near impossible to meet girls I'm attracted to and the world is going to shit at record speed.

>>713546786
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6843ed5c8e2d5

>>713543389
Some of the highest highs in my life are from things I didn't think I'd like but my wife suggested. You may be happy alone, but you might also be even happier with a wife and kids.

>>713546969
What are you, gay? What the fuck are you teaching your retarded coworkers at Walmart, how to tie their shoes?

>>713546887
>the ultimate version of imposing your views on the world by raising a child with your values
>I don't get it?
Cooked

>>713546576
True, my bad, skill issue ect.
>>713546582
How the fuck did you manage to make your porn vacuum? Mine just lies there, the lazy whores!
>>713546665
Not make me laugh, I laughed at live leak videos too, I mean as in I come home and my woman smiles a genuine smile.
>>713546671
Ok, I am all ears.

>>713546703
History.

>>713547062
>>713546786
NM, I thought that was the guy who taught actual calculus. I dont know what the fuck that was?

>>713546887
Procreating is literally the point of life.

>>713547062
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6843ed5c8e2d5
this is what i get
pretty good argument, if you ask me

>>713547062
>blocked in my state
I will never get learnered

>>713545682

>>713547186
Sounds like you're feeling histrionic from your HRT and generalizing people (ironically a female attribute). Carry on, ma'am

>>713547163
>and my woman smiles a genuine smile.
oh yeah, i've almost forgotten what that looks like. no one has looked at me like that in 10 years

>>713547273
>>713547274
lol

>>713547341
>muh trannies
Yawn

>>713547232
So all the miserable divorced guys who never see their kids are winners? Do you think they feel like winners? What about the miserable married guys?

....incel doomer blackpill/redpill matriarchy gynarchy talk got me into the giantess gooning....

>>713547363
My condolences, I hope you get to experience that again.

>>713547363
I lost the last bits of hope I had when a literal whore gave me more affection than any woman I've dated in years

>>713547523
They are in a better place than the dudes who never even had kids that they would die for.

>>713547665
You really don't know what you're talking about if that's all you can say
It's a fucked up world out there is all I'll tell you, and I hope you get to remain ignorant.

>>713547814
Most of those fathers are in agony BECAUSE they want to see their kids again but are denied, kept as walking wallets instead. Pretty much not a single of them wish that their kids weren't born.
It is the mother and the state they hate if anyone.

>>713529864 (OP)
nigga this will never happen irl

>He wants kids
I don't get this meme.

>>713548168
life gets lonely

>>713548168
>he doesn't want kids
lmao